The ChatterPage

riobranden: everybody knows that rust doesn't sleep, right? Frederf220: Then we'd be... AT THE BEACH. McSneer: I'm thinking of ordering one of those mind-erasing kits. riobranden: lack of ware BobaFettuccine: MORE WIDGETS PLEASE narcissus: This site is aBRANDENware. riobranden: I'll condescend you in the face! McSneer: Oh, would you please stop being so CONDESCENDING? riobranden: that's only technically correct McSneer: This is a Unix system... I know this... riobranden: You could answer them subtly wrong... narf: Isn't that a thing where I answer other people's questions for free? At least expert-exchange gives 'points'. narcissus: Matt needs to get on Quora. riobranden: Sex and the City narf: SATC? Is that related to Castle? kamakazisj: No, nobody. Ever. narcissus: Anyone else having a SATC marathon right now? riobranden: Greenhouses are white and Icehouses are green Frederf220: for leaves? You can leaves prison! McSneer: Greenhouses prisons for slaves... riobranden: Carrot the chickenstick meringue! kamakazisj: Lettuce kiss the cornbread? riobranden: the celery stalks at midnight McSneer: Carrot juice constitutes murder... McSneer: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE riobranden: NO GEORGE CLINTON riobranden: I meant George Takei Frederf220: Ba ba ba bum kamakazisj: Yes, it's me! George Burns! McSneer: George, is that you? izril: Time to feed the cats! riobranden: congrats Fishy: I'm pulling a Harley. I'm now engaged. Fishy: Amen. riobranden: meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen? riobranden: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the m McSneer: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! BobaFettuccine: With enough Scooter, the machines won't want to invade! kamakazisj: Let's rave riobranden: Zion hear me! It is true what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army and as I speak that army is drawing nearer to our home. riobranden: I wish I had to slide my finger all the way across it to unlock it McSneer: Actually, that's still the iPhone he's holding. It's just that Steve Jobs has lost A LOT of weight. riobranden: It's like it's night all over again! kamakazisj: it's so convenient! McSneer: Luckily we discovered the new SunSetter Retractable Awning. Frederf220: No, no, noon tomorrow! riobranden: You weren't there! Fishy: purr riobranden: Meet me on top of the Pruneyard tower Sunday at high noon! riobranden: Them's fightin words! Frederf220: You have selected "Yes." narf: No McSneer: Install ClickToFlash. riobranden: My falsetto sounds like a cat mating BobaFettuccine: Ever since the time we sang the chorus to "Super Bon Bon" in falsetto. Frederf220: When have we ever counted the mezzanine? riobranden: Not counting the Mezzanine narf: WHEN IT'S WARING HUDSUCKER! McSneer: BECAUSE IT WAS WARING HUDSUCKER!! GET IT?!! kamakazisj: Hello. riobranden: hello from palo alto! narf: hello from now-sunny santa barbara riobranden: hello from ventura! McSneer: For the record, Facebook doesn't work in Miami, either. kamakazisj: Happy Columbus Eve everybody! riobranden: all the photos are dirty McSneer: Thank you for submitting this bug report and taking time to help us improve the site. Unfortunately, we are unable respond to every bug report individually. narf: you just care about the dirty photos McSneer: Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience. riobranden: I care about the photos McSneer: FINALLY AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE! McSneer: The password is dysentery. cpcampus: who do u contact for photos McSneer: I can't leave without my friend Superfly Johnson! narf: that was weird riobranden: I FLOODED THE CALENDAR IN A SEA OF SHIT riobranden: Moderately-intelligenced aleck kamakazisj: Smart aleck McSneer: Well, wooden stakes do... BobaFettuccine: Duh. It's not like they grow on trees. Frederf220: WHAT?! Steaks are meat!? McSneer: An interruption in communication can only mean one thing... riobranden: Well that one worked riobranden: I try to stop corresponding all the time! It doesn't work! McSneer: Oh, stop being so condescending. riobranden: Waffle the Hutt!? McSneer: You brought yo BITCH to the Waffle Hut?! Frederf220: I wish you'd stop shouting that every time we go to Arby's. McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" kamakazisj: Squick chatter cannot be killed. I have ordered the survivors into large underground bunkers. McSneer: Speaking of which, how do you wake the Squick Chatter? Duh, you Spencer Pratt! riobranden: THIS JUST IN: PUNS KILL THE CHATTER riobranden: Thanks, I used a bic kamakazisj: Nice save riobranden: whoa! I meant OXICLEAN!!!!! riobranden: You have to buy a case of Oxiclean Frederf220: What's the catch? McSneer: BILL MAYS WANTS TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH riobranden: Don't forget the insulting advertising! narf: We'd need to get a lot more rounded corners and bright gradients around here. kamakazisj: Haha wow what a different world that would be if squick fit in with the whole xanga/myspace/facebook/twi tter/etc. crowd. narf: more like 10 years! where's my $55m in VC funding?! kamakazisj: I just realized that squick chatter was twitter but like 5 years ahead of the curve. kamakazisj: Ask jeeves McSneer: Is there any good reason why that jackass, FreeCreditReport.com guy hasn't been assassinated yet? I need answers! riobranden: And stay out! kamakazisj: AT&T thinks I'm still using my old phone. riobranden: Druid theasy kamakazisj: Do it do it do it do it this a-way. riobranden: Its better that way McSneer: No answer. Did you put your phone on Do-Not-Disturb? riobranden: Ok you can start calling me again riobranden: STOP CALLING ME DAMMIT McSneer: 867-5309 narf: what's your plan's phone number? riobranden: There's a hole in your plan Frederf220: Start with a 1/4 and marry her! riobranden: How do you have half a girl? Frederf220: 3/2 McSneer: How many girls were involved? riobranden: I had a bad cup experience about a year ago narf: the , key on my laptop is messed up kamakazisj: What do you have against cups? riobranden: Why must everything involve cups? narf: in a plastic cup? kamakazisj: and a spoon in them. riobranden: Medium rare? McSneer: Like he likes his women? riobranden: I dont know, but I know how he likes his steak Catch: "I've made a rare contribution." "Who the hell is this guy?" riobranden: Let us discusseth this in thee faketh olde english talketh kamakazisj: Pfft you just have no design sense. McSneer: I SAY THEE, NAY! riobranden: maybe some nice drapes kamakazisj: or at least a bidet narf: this place needs a remodeling kamakazisj: Maybe because you're stinking up the place. riobranden: Why dont you buttholes use the chatterbox anymore? riobranden: "What to do." narcissus: "I'll show you." kamakazisj: Hey, mine's a golf, not a jetta. narf: They might just be homos. BobaFettuccine: They all drive Jettas. McSneer: But how do you know they're all female? Did someone go into the park and lift up the dinosaurs' skirts? narf: clever girl McSneer: GNGNRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!! riobranden: I was going to type in the noise that velociraptors make but then I realized I don't know what sound they make Spade: meow riobranden: Well then I certainly won't eat it BobaFettuccine: I think that the Google bomb expired. riobranden: Don't swear here! This is the internet! Alexandr: swat riobranden: Are those the new Barenaked Ladies lyrics? McSneer: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio riobranden: I don't understand why we keep starting fires riobranden: Fanficfurrytastic! Frederf220: Fanfictastic! kamakazisj: fantastic! riobranden: Great, another stalker Rivergirl: Happy New Year Branden. Rivergirl: If you want. Rivergirl: and I will pour you some free draft beer, the good kind, and show you the secret waterfall under the cliff on the south coast... Rivergirl: But, you know, if you are ever in Big Sur, stop by the River... Rivergirl: Every six months or so you make a little dream cameo appearance. Nothing too flashy, usually brief & slightly surreal. Very Branden of you. BobaFettuccine: Back in my day, it used to take, five, six, even sometimes elenentyten phases to make a profit! narf: Three phase profit! riobranden: Phase three is profit! kamakazisj: I think we're neglecting to consider the insane profits that spamming from such a high bandwidth connection can yield. BobaFettuccine: I'd use them to play the drums. You know, like an octopus! riobranden: Well, what would you use it for? narf: they have fast internet, but all they use it for is tentacle rape movies narcissus: http://www.speedtest.net/r esult/366059173.png McSneer: He's right, it looks Mr. Romano will probably never walk the same again. Somebody keep an eye on Ray Charles and Ray Liotta. riobranden: That's the last time we let it eat Rachel Ray alive BobaFettuccine: It's feeding on the rays! McSneer: It's all about the Pentiums, baby. BobaFettuccine: McSneer was making a play on my statement that "I'm amore." Here, "a snore" is made to rhyme with "amore," thus pointing out my complete lack of humor. riobranden: I dont know what you're talking about McSneer: More like A SNORE! GET IT? GUYS? GET IT? BobaFettuccine: I'm amore! riobranden: Like a big pizza pie! Frederf220: He's Italian? riobranden: That would me more impressive if you weren't a greasedemon BobaFettuccine: I laughed so hard, grease shot out my nose. riobranden: Among other things kamakazisj: Drains the fat right into George Foreman's mouth narf: B-Foremans! McSneer: Z-Mormons riobranden: G-Normans Frederf220: E-Normus riobranden: people asking to log in to our enourmous cache of illegal software kamakazisj: What exactly IS our regularly scheduled programming anyway?? riobranden: We now return to our regularly scheduled programming mariokart: bye i gonna go play runescape mariokart: naruto awseome mariokart: shit fit mariokart: this is a zopey test mariokart: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mariokart: this is boring mariokart: i like pie BobaFettuccine: More like a 20-car pile-up. Memory Lane needs tougher drivers' license restrictions. Frederf220: We having a stupid down Memory Lane? McSneer: Next year... IN JERUSALEM! kamakazisj: When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers McSneer: Oh my gawd, shoes. riobranden: Speak not the incantation! McSneer: "He told me he was leaving the shuttle no matter what the teachers said because he was pissed at all of his crew except Mandi. The first thing he did was 'take a shit the size of Carl.'" riobranden: AIM says I've been a member since 1998-04-02 17:10, but I think that's 2 years too late riobranden: Ok kamakazisj: That didn't work! Can I get the real password?? narf: yes, it's FUCK YOU McSneer: That reminds me, does anyone have the password for Rome: Total War? Frederf220: 18 7 38 6 14 riobranden: But you can't get in if you don't have the license! kamakazisj: Technically they only need one time traveller's convention. riobranden: I'd lose my time traveller's license! BobaFettuccine: Why doesn't he make like a tree and get out of here? McSneer: Why couldn't you have left something more useful up here, like som lotto numbers or something? riobranden: Hey guys this is branden from the future I'm posting this next week! riobranden: THIS ISNT THE PAST IT IS NOW narcissus: And Lando said: DIE SUCKAZ! riobranden: country blumpkin narcissus: blumpkin CeilingCat: Ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k? riobranden: That was more like 15 years ago McSneer: Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home? riobranden: God apparently is living in two years ago God: Safeway diet orange soda causes cancer! Seriously. They recalled it. Branden, I am worried about you! riobranden: Well, any of them would certainly burn. McSneer: No, I think he's looking for something that's going to burn up all his carbs. Do you think it could do that? BobaFettuccine: Hey, that one will blow the fat right off of you. riobranden: Do you have anything that's Atkins-friendly? BobaFettuccine: This lovely '75 has a metallic start, a fizzly taste, and an explosive aftertaste. It's wonderful with beef and innocents; I think you'll love it. riobranden: Have you been eating landmines? McSneer: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doen't belong in your face. riobranden: Mr. Ed was a MUTT! kamakazisj: His name is Mr. Ed. McSneer: The Thoroughbred of Sin? riobranden: Enough with the Ds. This isn't scrabble! BobaFettuccine: :D Spade: D: Frederf220: I tell you it was sick. riobranden: You couldn't tell a shinzon from a curzon! McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" kamakazisj: ...ditto? narf: WE KEPT IT GAY kamakazisj: Ditto. riobranden: fancy seeing you there kamakazisj: HULLO THAR Frederf220: WE KEPT IT GRAY. riobranden: No they didn't. TheSeekerOfTru7h: It's a glitch in the matrix, they've changed someting. kamakazisj: I've got this strange feeling of deja vu... McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. narf: back again BobaFettuccine: Waiter, I'd like to order my heart with a nice Blu Cheese dressing, and... a side of cheese fries. kamakazisj: The color of a lonely heart is bluuuuuue BobaFettuccine: I'll be right over with the plunger. kamakazisj: Oh lawd, I'm stuck in lodi again. kamakazisj: I'm fun now. riobranden: But, but, but... when you're 21, you're no fun! riobranden: But, but, but... when you kamakazisj: 21. We gonna party tonight. riobranden: How old is aquarius anyway? kamakazisj: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, age of aquariuuuuus! riobranden: Whoa, I think we just time warped. McSneer: You're not fully Sure unless you're Zest-fully Sure! riobranden: We're zest-fully sure? Frederf220: We're not just sure... kamakazisj: Blood transfusion time! BobaFettuccine: Waiter, my O double sharp tastes like P! Frederf220: Sipping on G and Bflat. kamakazisj: If I try A flat I'm gonna end up on G. Frederf220: Try A flat. riobranden: I don't think I like your tone, mister McSneer: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere? kamakazisj: I never want to run out of Head On BobaFettuccine: To the store for more product? Frederf220: And then running! riobranden: I love applying that product to people unaware they are about to have that product applied to them McSneer: "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! I can't STAND your commercial, but you've got a GREAT product." Frederf220: Contact forehead. kamakazisj: I/O Joke Error -- Contact System Administrator BobaFettuccine: Hey! I tell the computer jokes here! Anonyme: Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes. Frederf220: Zombies in love! Oh the holes you'll use. riobranden: Uhoh... zombies! kamakazisj: *groan* Frederf220: That's the B button! narcissus: I finally pulled the trigger on a Wii riobranden: I didn't realize we were termites kamakazisj: Out-of-hive-mind experience? riobranden: I think we just had an out of body experience squeakybear: you are a quite talented creature. your photography is impressive. continue to have interesting journeys. see you in another life. squeakybear: I should have given you the other half of that earth sandwich, that one time. squeakybear: I had a random weird dream about u. Wanted to see if you still exist. Apparently you do. Frederf220: Can surf some classy porn there! kamakazisj: Russian Ark failed to cover that riobranden: Did you know there's an internet cafe *in* the Hermitage? kamakazisj: Except during drought years BobaFettuccine: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Australia Surrounded by Liquids! Frederf220: ASL? McSneer: Thankfully, I've already alerted Air Force Cyber Command. kamakazisj: You have learned nothing from The Beatles! The word is love. BobaFettuccine: Did you catch that, guys? The word is, "the bird." BobaFettuccine: A bird-a-bird-a bird bird bird, the bird is the word. kamakazisj: Big Bird? narf: This place has gone to the bird. Frederf220: He's going all the time. kamakazisj: I just had lamb korma thanks. narcissus: When is Matt going to India? BobaFettuccine: Bob the Builder got a Nanolathe for Christams. kamakazisj: Bob Siege-er? BobaFettuccine: The siege-ers lucky enough to find Princesses alive inside the object of their siege got to storm the castle twice. kamakazisj: have fun stormin' the castle! riobranden: One time at band camp BobaFettuccine: He was bludgeoned to death with a piccolo. kamakazisj: harmonicas are pretty blunt riobranden: Blunt like an instrument kamakazisj: I've never been the greatest harmonica player, but you didn't have to be so blunt about it :( McSneer: You can't play Hitler's harmonica! riobranden: So do I. Its where I keep my hugs. kamakazisj: it just so happens that I already have one!! BobaFettuccine: Good luck finding a Poké ball big enough for one of those monsters. kamakazisj: Drugs help make hugs possible where they were not before. Also, it increases the likelihood of 10-story washing machines. riobranden: Hugs not drugs kamakazisj: I'd give it a hug BobaFettuccine: If I saw a 10 story washing machine, I'd go back in time and run "s/10-foot/10 story/gi". BobaFettuccine: If I saw a 10-foot tall washing machine, I'd want something a little stronger than a Dakota Fanning. riobranden: the other day I went to a bar and orderd a Dakota Fanning kamakazisj: Liza Manellli? Frederf220: Fulminata Mercury! kamakazisj: Suds, captain! riobranden: There was a 10 story tall washing machine, you see kamakazisj: It all began in the winter of 20-ought-5... BobaFettuccine: Aw, geeze, Uncle Matt, tell us again how you and Pope McSneer escaped from the glue factory! kamakazisj: Now that's what I call a sticky situation! McSneer: DAMN! We're in a tight spot! narcissus: "Explled: No Intelligence Allowed" is a Harley movie narcissus: Harley film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wi ki/Expelled_%28film%29 BobaFettuccine: What a cumbersome condom; it'd have to have a drill bit just to get to Mother Nature's soft, molten interior. kamakazisj: don't worry, he used a condom riobranden: Thats a lot of fucking narf: fucking theplanet. if only I wasn't so lazy. kamakazisj: Lil' Sis Frederf220: What was the sister called? riobranden: Wooooo! Awoooooooo! McSneer: My favorite part of that video is when they immediately blow through a stop sign, cutting off an on-coming car with the camera's rolling. BobaFettuccine: It was being installed on their car. kamakazisj: That's only in da mownin' Frederf220: Dat meanz dey tru! Yo momma still a hoe kamakazisj: lack inaccuracy? riobranden: Your statements regarding my mother lack in accuracy BobaFettuccine: Yo momma so fat, she has to grease up just to fit into this joke. narf: you so ugly, when you a baby, mom tried to put a spoon of peas in your ass riobranden: Milk maids ahoy! BobaFettuccine: Nakom si thamma rat, we have incoming milk maids on approach vector hotel-alpha-yankee. Frederf220: Hæ bale! kamakazisj: Right 3, over crest, caution: slippy surface riobranden: Crest... Frederf220: Knoll? riobranden: Its really more of a mound riobranden: To the hills Frederf220: *singing* Oh where have all the cowbells gone? *singing* riobranden: Enough with the cowbells geeze this isn't a farm BobaFettuccine: Too many cowbells? riobranden: I didn't like that song kamakazisj: tick tick BOOM! riobranden: bang tick splat BobaFettuccine: chikka-chikka-wakka-wakka- wakka break it down now! kamakazisj: duke duke duke duke of earl earl earl riobranden: After these messages, we'll be right back McSneer: Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't, because... SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T. BobaFettuccine: Ah, nuts. I just checked in broken code to the trunk of Branch Davidian. riobranden: Branch Davidian is a legtimate religion! Frederf220: We prefer to be called a cult, thankyouverymuch. McSneer: Honestly, the final decision wasn’t that hard. There was about as much chance of my subscribing to Dish Network as launching my own satellite service. riobranden: What did you call me? kamakazisj: Is it deliberate? riobranden: You don't have to be so obtuse kamakazisj: Delectable riobranden: Make it two BobaFettuccine: Sorry. I forgot to add the cup of butter to the Chatter. riobranden: It wasn't edible enough. Needed more calories. kamakazisj: well that was fun while it lasted riobranden: This now concludes the alliteration time BobaFettuccine: Today, Turkish turkeys took the tram to Tinseltown. Too true! riobranden: Alliteration arrived accidentally after ample absence. BobaFettuccine: Flava favors Flave for his flavorful fava. Frederf220: The story of how Flava and Flave became wed. kamakazisj: Oh fava, you shouldn't have! riobranden: I like my chatter with some fava beans and a nice chianti McSneer: way to eat the chatter kamakazisj: yum riobranden: at first I thought you said "Brunch" BobaFettuccine: The Briny Bunch! Frederf220: THE DIRTY DOZEN! McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. riobranden: way to kill the chatter narcissus: http://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=28hk97-vZdQ riobranden: We're antisymmetric we hate it kamakazisj: No, we're opaque. Frederf220: No, he tries thinking and he avoids thinking. I think that was clear. riobranden: And be on to you too! kamakazisj: There's no better list and be on. BobaFettuccine: You're right, you do try _TO_ avoid thinking. Geeze, you sure are on the floikeldoik list this year. kamakazisj: I try and avoid thinking. McSneer: Right, he's lazy. Think about it! Santa travels the entire world in just one night! Meanwhile, it takes Harry almost ten days just to blow out some freakin' candles! riobranden: Hannuka Harry doesn't use the word "utilize" Frederf220: And Vishnu is still using old, slow tape backups. McSneer: Meanwhile, Santa tends to utilize backups as much as possible. It's more efficient. BobaFettuccine: Satan prefers to rely on the auto-save feature of his IDE. Frederf220: Jesus saves. riobranden: 50 feet or line of sight kamakazisj: Bad for everyone and everything within 50 feet, yes. Frederf220: This is bad? McSneer: You guys should go easy on Rob, he's only just discovered that music doesn't always sound like it was produced by 13 year old girls. kamakazisj: Probably Limp Bizkit or something. riobranden: What on Earth did you listen to in 2001? kamakazisj: Oh, no, turns out it was awful. narcissus: Wow, a lot of the music I "borrowed" from Little Matt in 2001 is actually not half-bad. Guess it just had to age a little bit! riobranden: I seriously doubt that. kamakazisj: I'm Matt. BobaFettuccine: I am Lieutennant Fish of the Navy S.E.A.L. Special Wet-Operations Battalion, Swimming Division! riobranden: Aquamarine X Frederf220: Blue line or white T? kamakazisj: the streetlights, they turn blue tomorrow... riobranden: When you're strange, bananas come out of the rain BobaFettuccine: Mr. Barky is the one who started this bananarama with his Top 40 single, "Bananas are Strange Because I'm a Carnivore." McSneer: Mr.Barky von Schnauzer? riobranden: whats with this bananarama kamakazisj: A man, a plan...bananama McSneer: Oh, why don't you go jump in the Bananama Canal? BobaFettuccine: not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not BANANA-MAN! riobranden: not you again Bananaman: BANANAMAN BobaFettuccine: ooo, harsh riobranden: Darsh! kamakazisj: Marsh, marsh, marsh? BobaFettuccine: The Briny Bunch! kamakazisj: THE DIRTY DOZEN! McSneer: And Blake's 7! riobranden: You're forgetting about Mir 2 BobaFettuccine: Is DS9 really better than Babylon 5? Space Ghost C2C? Sealab 2021? (actually, I haven't seen DS9 in a long time) narcissus: Deep Space Nine is perhaps the greatest show to take place on a space station with a number in it. narcissus: Harley likes two things: getting his money's worth and giving no notice! kamakazisj: quand? BobaFettuccine: ou? riobranden: whu? narcissus: Anyone up for some Tootin' Totem Pizza? riobranden: poor hygeine Frederf220: Poor self esteem? narcissus: Cammy thinks she's people. BobaFettuccine: Or the Aperture Science Deployable Fulcrum? riobranden: Or are you talking about Digital Solar Aspect Detectors? riobranden: Did you mean "asdf"? altioluk: dsad narcissus: Walk down Highway 1 right now if you want some BBQ!!! BobaFettuccine: I like Highway 17 pizza. They knead their dough with rollermines. riobranden: My favorite pizza is now Highway 1 Pizza, because I can walk there. kamakazisj: Pizza and Pipes is now a mere Pizza Party narcissus: The Decemberists are perhaps the greatest band ever from the West Coast. McSneer: I prefer my pizza with pipes. riobranden: pizza pie, you fools BobaFettuccine: When the sooty yellow moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's disgusting. kamakazisj: a plane scraped its belly on the sooty yellow moon... riobranden: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet. It wasn't easy, but nothing is BobaFettuccine: But not for long: the future is coming on. kamakazisj: I'm completely useless, I know that much. riobranden: We have functions? narcissus: Thank you "Excluded Users" function! riobranden: The atmosphere's good, but I wouldn't eat here BobaFettuccine: Give me access to squick food or I'll rhyme "musk" with "doorstep." kamakazisj: Well, maybe musk riobranden: Must and only Must BobaFettuccine: Oh! But I mustt! kamakazisj: No, you must't Frederf220: But you musn't BobaFettuccine: I'll append 't's to whichevert words I want. kamakazisj: He was an emu. They cut themselves ya know. riobranden: enought BobaFettuccine: That shirt is (too mathematical | not mathematical enought) for my tastes. kamakazisj: for brian http://www.thinkgeek.com/t shirts/generic/60f5/ kamakazisj: More than you could ever realize. riobranden: What does gardening have to do with this? McSneer: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. BobaFettuccine: Red alert, red alert, it's a catastrophe. riobranden: Well, alert. kamakazisj: ...ok riobranden: Domestic violence my ass. Please. Frederf220: Domestic violence. kamakazisj: K-I-C-K-I-N-G (ass, that is) riobranden: sitting in a tree? Frederf220: Adam + Ness kamakazisj: it's twue BobaFettuccine: But especially Ness. riobranden: I think any of the characters could be annoying if the player was good enough kamakazisj: There's nothing worse than playing against someone who's good at Ness. riobranden: PK Fire! McSneer: Look, if you don't cut that out I'm gonna Falcon Punch you right up the ass kamakazisj: More like donkey punch, amirite? riobranden: Blek! BobaFettuccine: I'd rather eat a peach than a daisy. McSneer: I'm more fond of Peach than Daisy. riobranden: Like, the flower riobranden: WRONG! He blew a daisy kamakazisj: I dunno, by Galen blew up one of those monstrous inflatable oversized beach ball things that are like 4 feet in diameter and it was hilarious. Hurray for mind in the gutter. riobranden: No seriously, guess riobranden: Guess what else he blew kamakazisj: well you certainly blew that BobaFettuccine: This gives me the perfect opportunity to start a brand-new conversation. kamakazisj: I forgot what we were talking about. riobranden: Well, have you stuck it to the antibiotics? BobaFettuccine: Yes, as a matter of fact, she was, indeed, a female doctor. riobranden: That's what she said kamakazisj: Yeah, but my doctor said it will clear up in a few weeks if I stick to the antibiotics narcissus: Got Woodland Hills? kamakazisj: THERE'S a euphemism BobaFettuccine: SOLO DANCE PARTY riobranden: Tonight, god is a DJ BobaFettuccine: The devil is one damn good DJ. kamakazisj: Beats are droppin', bodies rockin', hearts are stoppin', electric shockin'! riobranden: I can't believe what I'm seeing in the middle of the street kamakazisj: I'm impressed you had the fortitude to go through with such a chatter entry. BobaFettuccine: And the winner of our "What will your *nix box say when you give it that command" is... Rockin' Sockin' Hot-chick Mackin' Riobranden! Man, this is a bit long for a chatterbox entry, don't you think? riobranden: I don't know riobranden: hey BobaFettuccine: chmod 0000 -r /usr/bin/puns/programming Loco: What's the pass for the romeTW download? Loco: hey riobranden: This is some sort of programming pun, I am sure Frederf220: So I ver_bit him! BobaFettuccine: If you can't verbatim, go get a dictionary. riobranden: If you can't beat em, verbatim Frederf220: That's weird cuz that's verbatim what I was gunna say. McSneer: That explains the smell. BobaFettuccine: I (Rob) was right next to you the whole time. riobranden: Wow I was in SLO on Saturday where were you Rob? Frederf220: No you need a woman for that. BobaFettuccine: TWO Matt Clarks in the same city?! Conceivable! kamakazisj: The city you have mentioned...has been disconnected. McSneer: You and Matt are. narcissus: Are we going to SLO tomorrow? Frederf220: yourwebsite.im riobranden: You have a lot to learn about immenent domain kamakazisj: maybe scientists can GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY riobranden: Maybe scientists can make a steak with a moire-pattern of gristle kamakazisj: I like my meat to demonstrate the fibonacci sequence in some way riobranden: I like my meat numerology-free Frederf220: Their steak it has three corners. Three corners has their steak. kamakazisj: WTF is it with this town and tri-tip? BobaFettuccine: Hey, riobranden! You should come to San Luis Obispo. They have pretty tasty tri-tip. riobranden: remind me not to go to San Luis Obispo BobaFettuccine: If you were in San Luis Obispo right now, I could, perhaps, have a chance at punching you. narcissus: I am in San Diego RIGHT NOW! riobranden: double post riobranden: YEAH WE'RE MAGICSTRATING BobaFettuccine: OMG ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN? riobranden: OMG HARRY KILLS HERMIONE McSneer: OMG, DUMBLEDORE KILLS SNAPE kamakazisj: STOP! GRAMMAR TIME! riobranden: grammar break BobaFettuccine: I'll whover hooever I want. riobranden: stop hoovering me BobaFettuccine: The punchline: One uses a series of electric motors to remove dirt from carpets, the other might be a Hoover? riobranden: except for getting a vacuum cleaner, you win a date with Flavor Flav riobranden: reality shows are like the modern game shows kamakazisj: If it's a reality show that will give me money, I'm in. riobranden: then you should sign up for flavor of love 3 kamakazisj: More like flava flav BobaFettuccine: I need some flavor ice. riobranden: who's online RIGHT NOW? punkeh: bhoooooo punkeh: haha.. just kidding punkeh: my fries are fire punkeh: hey hey BobaFettuccine: Airplane crashes a new teenager serves my fries riobranden: Lightning crashes a new mother opens her eyes Frederf220: Waited on the thunder... waited on the thunder kamakazisj: Can't you hear the thunder? riobranden: the land downunder? narcissus: I am in ______ *RIGHT NOW* Frederf220: Here I am giving you an interview and you have to go and do something nasty. You're a jerk... You're a jerk! BobaFettuccine: : ^ {D kamakazisj: YOU! YOU JERK >:O cpl112: who Frederf220: I :hat: you. McSneer: We all have iPhones. riobranden: the mark of a fine computer is when it turns on when you plug in the power riobranden: My humps. My lovely lovely humps. narf: My what? I don't have a collection of DVDA fnuky: swat riobranden: I might need to talk to the wizard of ID BobaFettuccine: Don't forget the change-set ID! McSneer: Everybody needs to go migrate their DVD Afficianado collections. Frederf220: Whaddayaknow? McSneer: I'm telling you, stop going to Banjara! riobranden: That reminds me of the time I was covered in goat blood BobaFettuccine: My life is miserable. I have to give the dog walks. riobranden: good news: it's been downgraded to the walks riobranden: Logging in gave me the runs kamakazisj: As always, consult your doctor before logging in. kamakazisj: If you are taking aspirin for a heart problem, have high blood pressure, are pregnant or may become pregnant, you should not login. kamakazisj: Studies have shown that logging in leads to listlessness and decreased sperm count. BobaFettuccine: Logging in will help you get hammery. riobranden: Lets get you a hammer areaman: if i had a hammer...i'd hammer in the morning kamakazisj: I prefer cinnamon buns. riobranden: I love the smell of napalm in the morning areaman: SERENITY NOW! McSneer: See that? George disagrees entirely. McSneer: sdasfmkikl. bbt kamakazisj: CATS CAN'T TYPE areaman: I find tinsel distracting BobaFettuccine: No, narcissus is in Yur Momtreal. riobranden: Go to the cathedral. Or maybe thats in Montreal. narcissus: I am in Toronto *RIGHT NOW*! riobranden: TPS? Frederf220: PBS? riobranden: did it go nova? Rob went nova Frederf220: What... light on yonderwindowbreaks..... it is... the Sun! kamakazisj: Nor is it very Shatnery. BobaFettuccine: This chatterbox sure isn't very... chattery. BobaFettuccine: Orange chocolate? That's totally gotta be at least eight seconds past the expiry date. kamakazisj: How about a chocolate orange instead? riobranden: Its time for an orange revolution Frederf220: Add a drop of lavender to your milk and pretend you're an orange. kamakazisj: I SWALLOWED THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM BobaFettuccine: ...and that's why Catechisms are so small now days? kamakazisj: Ouch...book suppository > riobranden: Isn't that where Kennedy was shot from? Frederf220: It's a supository! narcissus: I at at LAX *RIGHT NOW* riobranden: The fools! Frederf220: He let it escape??! riobranden: I'm pretty sure Rob released Spore back in his kitchen at Reseda kamakazisj: Not until Spore releases in '08 BobaFettuccine: Build a better non-permeable membrane, and Mother Nature will build a better zygote. Maybe one with drilling lasers. riobranden: Diaphrams are for women. And people who want to breathe. Frederf220: Diaphram? riobranden: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough kamakazisj: I'm sorry ActiveSync, I can't do that. ActiveSync: Please fix me... riobranden: ...foam? BobaFettuccine: In fhat sort of fun Funday activities do you farticipate on Funday? I can fink of fome. riobranden: wish it was sunday, because thats my fun day Frederf220: Can't stop (won't stop) the beat, nooooooo... Everybody move your feet.. riobranden: I can't stop can't stop the horsing. BobaFettuccine: Horses... keep on horsing. Frederf220: Racers... hold your horses. kamakazisj: Mustang Saleh!!! hatemsaleh: hi] riobranden: Horse flies like a banana. kamakazisj: pies fly like delicious BobaFettuccine: Time flies like an arrow. Space flies like an arrow. riobranden: time is the same thing as space kamakazisj: That's a waste of time! riobranden: And space flows in circles, dickwad riobranden: Hot fuzz kind of blew narcissus: HOT FUZZ WAS AWESOME! riobranden: New York City? Get a rope! BobaFettuccine: Flow, flow, flow, aetheratic juice, flow-flow into the big Black Hole, O, won't you flow, flow, flow kamakazisj: Space can't flow. It has nowhere to flow to. riobranden: THE SPACE MUST FLOW kamakazisj: WE'RE OUT OF SPICE! QUICKLY, TO ARAKIS! BobaFettuccine: Well, the Second Foundation was "run" by the First Speaker, so, in that nifty use of double-quotes, I believe I have recovered from the disgrace of forgetting something that I read in a book. riobranden: I thought the Foundations were run by Mayors BobaFettuccine: You know... Leo Tolstoy's alternate brother... horrible at spelling, inventer of the Kalashnikov, author of "It's time for tea: why I haven't gotten my tea yet," first President of the Foundation... you know, all-around-hoopy frood. riobranden: "Loe"? BobaFettuccine: Loe Tolstoy with the web slinger in the Arc Welder? narcissus: Spider-Man 3 at the ArcLight? Frederf220: Tell the Haufbrau light on the nazi gravy kamakazisj: nobody can resist SauerHitler. narf: he loves the sauce kamakazisj: they pickled the fuhrer! BobaFettuccine: Is there lots of sauerkraut? *drool* riobranden: Germany tastes lovely this time of year narcissus: BREADnarb kamakazisj: ...wait a minute...there's no peas in january! riobranden: Peas and sandwiches do not mix mr. frederf Frederf220: Nothing spells peace like many tiny neighboring factions. kamakazisj: To the contrary! We must Balkanize our condiments to avoid conflict! riobranden: you don't understand sandwich politics BobaFettuccine: ~inthewhat kamakazisj: in the butt riobranden: what riobranden: what Frederf220: ~riobranden narf: DAMN narf: ~narf riobranden: ~kamakazisj kamakazisj: ~legolas07 legolas07: ~frederf narf: I drove past San Mateo THIS MORNING riobranden: I was in San Mateo FOUR DAYS AGO! narcissus: I am in San Mateo RIGHT NOW! kamakazisj: Have the hills eyes? riobranden: the eyes have hills narf: the hills have eyes ... three McSneer: The hills are alive with the sound of freakin MUSIC, dawg! Frederf220: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read." narf: hello from mona! Frederf220: Yes, but it had a zero duration. kamakazisj: did you get up and walk somewhere else? Then yes. riobranden: I think I just transcended space and time, but I'm not sure kamakazisj: The Avalon is ALSO cursed. McSneer: Hello from Avalon! kamakazisj: the frogurt is also cursed Frederf220: That's good right? riobranden: also you have dysentary BobaFettuccine: One was a Mail. Oxen. riobranden: two of your oxen drowned while trying to ford the river kamakazisj: keeps Steve Jobs away Frederf220: An Apple a day... McSneer: Matt needs an AppleTV. riobranden: rebox the box narcissus: Matt is ruled by unbox! riobranden: more like sturgeon amirite narcissus: Did anyone tell you that Harley is ruled by money? riobranden: more like sturgeon amirite Frederf220: That's all the surgens will let me be. riobranden: I'm just a girl in the world McSneer: No loops, baby. kamakazisj: *flips rio off with his missing finger* riobranden: I am missing a finger. Have you seen it? kamakazisj: coulda fooled me riobranden: :( I try kamakazisj: ...no, no, we really don't katboo2005: we try dont we riobranden: They dook our durrrrrr BobaFettuccine: Ensign, turn up the DST! I can't make out what's in those medium mounts from here. riobranden: I'd be cool with that so long as the Niektatorship stopped moving DST around Fishy: We must petition congress to form a Niektatorship before one must be implemented by force. riobranden: We should petition congress to form a parliament Frederf220: We must petition congress to outlaw movie reviews. riobranden: No...? I liked that movie. A lot. BobaFettuccine: "Our [hatred of this movie] will block out the sun!" "Then we shall [write reviews] in the shade." kamakazisj: Have I told you how much I hate that movie yet? riobranden: Tonight we dine in Sbarro! kamakazisj: Whose idea was it to put him in suspenders? riobranden: you see, words are like bullets areaman: hey! same car! areaman: Matthew is fabulous riobranden: One. One day I vas seeck! riobranden: Just like when you count the days when you are actually sick! Frederf220: Sick days don't accumulate, they expire. riobranden: Actually, I'm saving it in a jar kamakazisj: You fool! You're wasting it! riobranden: little do they know I ran out of man-juice last night BobaFettuccine: "Remember, boys! STAY AWAY from women! All they want from you is your man-juice!" riobranden: boys just want to have fun Frederf220: Is for horses and others that can't spell. lilbrunette92: so.... lilbrunette92: hey riobranden: Wow BobaFettuccine: The flavoring for the bland! riobranden: Flavor flav! Frederf220: IAMBATMAN riobranden: I love new york! narcissus: I AM IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW! riobranden: I get gout and goiter confused. kamakazisj: *monacle falls into soup* BobaFettuccine: Don't you mean "gout" ? kamakazisj: the gentleman's disease riobranden: You're about this close from dying of dysentary. kamakazisj: riobranden has been bitten by a snake! riobranden: What is that status of our strategic curry reserves? BobaFettuccine: Day 500. WolfNN has returned from Outside. I am adding to our manifest-o 165 pounds of human meat-o, two shoes-o, one pair of pants-o, one shirt-o, one digital watch-o, and one baseball cap-o. WolfNN: Hello! ) BobaFettuccine: Day 495. Our supplies are limited. I have announced to the crew that we only have the following items left: 1. five pounds of sugar-o. 2. three pounds of flour-o. 3. nine ounces of soy sauce-o. riobranden: I need a manifesto, quick! riobranden: He's a witch! Burn him! kamakazisj: how dare you invoke the gregorian calendar BobaFettuccine: This is chatter line #7504, in 7503 lines, the world will start counting back up. kamakazisj: This is not riobranden: This is chatter line #7506 kamakazisj: Mine too. I join the conversation now and again. riobranden: There are voices in my head riobranden: I mean Los Alamos national research laboratory facilitie exposition riobranden: I mean Los Altos riobranden: you idiot, he's talking about Louisiana BobaFettuccine: LA... ah, the fabled "Leg of Antonio" narcissus: yawn...about to come back to LA kamakazisj: I already use it riobranden: they've got a cream for that kamakazisj: burn riobranden: I AM IN YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW BobaFettuccine: I AM IN OTTAWA RIGHT NOW! narcissus: I AM IN INDIANAPOLIS RIGHT NOW! narcissus: I AM IN DETROIT RIGHT NOW! Frederf220: Up-a yours! kamakazisj: It'sa me, Mario! riobranden: A jukebox hero Frederf220: A guitar hero? McSneer: I feel like being a hero BobaFettuccine: "...it's blocking my view!" riobranden: Get your mind out of the gutter! kamakazisj: You're getting lethal confused with meatful riobranden: Are you hitting on me? kamakazisj: Can I take lethal injection? riobranden: If any of you motherfuckers move, I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you riobranden: Be cool everybody, this is a robbery BobaFettuccine: Are they standing in cyllinders? riobranden: I guess the trains down in Africa kamakazisj: but I did not kill the ffa. riobranden: I killed the chat riobranden: htttttttttppppppp:??////// //// narcissus: http://video.google.com/vi deoplay?docid=663717097804 6552794&q=ces riobranden: i thought you were vegetarian and now you want meet for lunch!? narcissus: so, who wants to meet for lunch in pismo beach? mido6630mido: 0105511010 Spoonmaster: bitch i'm trill, bitch i'mso trill riobranden: That's because you're still in the nest Frederf220: I am more of a regurgitation man myself. kamakazisj: Riobranden says we are all glad that we are reiteration men! riobranden: And we are all glad riobranden: We are all Reiteration Man BobaFettuccine: Yes! I am glad that I, Reiteration Man, have arrived! kamakazisj: Thank God you're here, Reiteration Man! Frederf220: THE RAYS! IT'S FEEDING ON THEM! riobranden: What? kamakazisj: IT'S FEEDING ON THE RAYS! riobranden: yes BobaFettuccine: The thing that kept on getting bigger and bigger because you kept on feeding it yeast? riobranden: It reminds me of that big thing in Half Life 2 Frederf220: The active hardware was smaller, but focus groups tested that people were unwilling to pay for anything smaller than the current model. riobranden: Did anyone else realize how big the PS3 is? McSneer: It's a state of mind. riobranden: Wii isn't a place BobaFettuccine: The fourth of the Wii that I can call mine says hi, also. kamakazisj: Hello Harley's wii. Nice to see you. McSneer: Hello from my Wii! kamakazisj: "What impresses me about Catholic mythology is partly its tasteless kitsch but mostly the airy nonchalance with which these people make up the details as they go along." McSneer: YAHWEH BEN YAHWEH IS HERE TO CAUSE THEM THAT ARE BOUND TO STAND PERPENDICULAR ON THE SQUARE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BobaFettuccine: May I leave a recursive message that sounds like, "May I leave a recursive message that sounds like.... riobranden: I'll have to leave some more McSneer: Okay... the cat just erased all my answering machine messages. BobaFettuccine: I don't care if Monday's black. Frederf220: Sunday, bloody sunday riobranden: you're not going to believe this, but i've been experiencing the same day again and again McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" kamakazisj: I think I'm experiencing some kind of deja vu... McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. kamakazisj: ferrets can't help it, they just smell bad narf: stupid ferret, stop that riobranden: what kamakazisj: but I don't need any riobranden: Again, cough syrup BobaFettuccine: Are these my feet? Frederf220: Huh? BobaFettuccine: where'd all the chatter go? riobranden: I've been there once Frederf220: You obviously don't shampoo. Chambrain, shampoo for your hair and your brain. riobranden: You obviously need to drink more cough syrup kamakazisj: nonsense, cough syrup can't talk! riobranden: That's the cough syrup talking Frederf220: Magic and mystery, young man. stephentrvs: whats this McSneer: Eh. I prefer the taste of Benadryl anyway. kamakazisj: I'm almost out of nyquil o: Frederf220: *cough* riobranden: Stop drinking all my cough syrup BobaFettuccine: Clearly, we must strive to give it life, as per the plot of strange webcomic Geek Tragedy. riobranden: How can we kill that which has no life? Frederf220: And you lost riobranden: All I did today was play video games Fishy: That would have been the pitts. riobranden: At least your weren't in Pittsburgh Fishy: I was actually wishing that Delta hadn't left me stranded midroute from ROC to SEA. riobranden: I bet you wish you were in Cleveland Fishy: Hello from Cincinnati, Ohio! riobranden: mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes Frederf220: O BobaFettuccine: No, I missed out on too many advertised events and offers, so I'm asquare. Cooky: OI ANYONE AROUND???? Cooky: eh??? what all this about, i got it up as a googlewhack riobranden: !pod Frederf220: !list riobranden: no don't reveal our deep dark secrets! McSneer: Don't listen to him! We've got more warez than you can handle! The password is riobranden: WHAT NO WAREZ HERE MISTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER radioactivevoice: hi remzroller: fettuccine good? Never bothered trying it BobaFettuccine: Reruns give us the opportunity to relive the best (and worst) moments of our favorite (and least favorite) of television shows and chatterbox discussions. remzroller: lol your site got posted on a warez board, expect many people asking for password >D riobranden: can I just sleep near him? kamakazisj: you mean...sleep with the fishy? Fishy: sleep with one of the admins. pradhishkumar: hey how to download from this site riobranden: I bet I know who ssjacky is kamakazisj: OMGHI2U ssjacky: hi riobranden: I thought he'd be longer in person Frederf220: The king is dead! Short lived was the king! Fishy: Never! Freedom! riobranden: Join me on the computer screen BobaFettuccine: Stflphwqzynounxhrmore! kamakazisj: MORE! riobranden: Spore! riobranden: Store! riobranden: Score! BobaFettuccine: No, but you can have kamakazij's SHIII mods. riobranden: Then can I have your car? kamakazisj: no way man, those are mine. You can't have them McSneer: Can I have some SHIII mods? riobranden: every time i click quickjoin i go to squick stop it riobranden: hi mods plz kickban me from squick i am tired of joining BobaFettuccine: Remember when the crazy people came and asked for the Call of Duty pictures? Frederf220: If you want the SHIII mods that are hosted just ask. riobranden: yeah the elipses helped there dude Mysak: /www.squick.org/~frederf/l isted/te...res-texpack.exe Mysak: download Interior Textures Mysak: /~frederf/listed/temp/SHII Ia/shiii-hires-texpack.exe Mysak: Interior Textures flion: hi BobaFettuccine: I ordered a poster sent by flying buttock, and they snapped it in half! I was displeased. riobranden: Spam: "We know it'll be sent flying buttock" riobranden: *rearranges furniture* fredheller: bolgos riobranden: Hey jealousy Frederf220: Snorlax, the fateful first product that tried to combine the effects of a laxitive with a sleep aid. BobaFettuccine: most boring laxative since the last time someone made this joke kamakazisj: Snorlax? riobranden: Wasn't there one called Anthrax? kamakazisj: BULBASAUR squicky: hi this is squicky BobaFettuccine: That lame remark was quickly erased from the text field. Fishy: I'm environmentally conscientious. I only buy cans of tuna-free dolphin. riobranden: It's just like being a dolphin Fishy: In C++, only friends can touch your privates. kamakazisj: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. riobranden: You can eat if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. But if you don't eat and if they don't eat then they're no friends of mine. riobranden: Stop what? I never started. BobaFettuccine: Now that we're all here, we can finally stop. kamakazisj: Hi ethan! BobaFettuccine: What if I did? riobranden: Fine, I didn't want to talk to you guys anyways riobranden: I meant lobsters kamakazisj: crabrabrarbaioahfs Frederf220: Crabs have carbs riobranden: Those are crabs Fishy: I hear there are a lot of herpies in lonelyville. BobaFettuccine: Then you should say, "Hello from Lonelyville! Population, Branden." riobranden: Where did everyone go? I'm so LLLLLOOOOONELY riobranden: whoareyou? Potsdam: hallo everybody! riobranden: Hello from Seoul kamakazisj: BobaFettuccine: Earth to Nakom Si Thamma Rat, come in Nakom Si Thamma Rat. Fishy: Greetings from Nakom Si Thamma Rat kamakazisj: Just fine, just fine. BobaFettuccine: Hello, Campbell, how are you doing? kamakazisj: Greetings from Campbell! riobranden: Greetings from Krabi kamakazisj: battlemallet! Frotter: warhammer riobranden: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay in Rochester Frederf220: Make sure and turn out the light. Fishy: My last hour and forty minutes in Rochester. riobranden: carnation Fishy: purr-nation. riobranden: Frolf teaches golfing! McSneer: No! Frolf! jassen: Flurple? riobranden: still hooked on cellophane riobranden: asd gorilazzz: w riobranden: Andrew? Anonyme: the most important of all, the Crazy Ass Message Board. I salute Squick.org for its lasting endurance; may it be a role model to us all. Anonyme: The quality and services on the internet have really declined since Ibutsu.com's closure. And that closure was only a forewarning of what was to befall bf.simplenet.com, mtbahnet, animov, w2.4mg.org, w2news, waterlogged, wastingpaper, lazy eye news and, Frederf220: 1:1 kamakazisj: my vision is 20:20!!! BobaFettuccine: OH, geeze - 6:40 already! riobranden: Now it's 5:22pm. What's the world coming to!? riobranden: That's 1:14 in the afternoon Fishy: purr purr kamakazisj: go to bed McSneer: 1:14? camel: pass riobranden: Close! Keep trying BobaFettuccine: 6:18? kamakazisj: 4:08? riobranden: Guess what time it is BobaFettuccine: As they say, "an eye for a je." Frederf220: Which explains why I have not stabbed Spanish in the eye. riobranden: The thing with languages is that they do not have a corporeal form. BobaFettuccine: Your drink's looking a little warm... why don' you break a chunk off of your continent and put it in? riobranden: Icelandic, duh Frederf220: definately not sweedish kamakazisj: sweeeedish riobranden: Et tu, Björk! BobaFettuccine: En taro Björk! riobranden: For Aiur! TheSeekerOfTru7h: For fake? quiznomom: for real riobranden: you quiero assault cannon TheSeekerOfTru7h: *breaks out the assault cannon* kamakazisj: dun dun dun BobaFettuccine: They're BACK! orch16: who is the user and password for download http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .cue ? orch16: cual es el usiario y el password ??? orch16: Quiero descargar http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .cue como hago eso? riobranden: alt.scientology.larping ? kamakazisj: a/s/l? timid: rge timid: nbveh1 kamakazisj: we're givin' in two thousand men riobranden: this is a silly place narcissus: got milk? narf: The internet had it's tubes tied. riobranden: mousetache BobaFettuccine: bon - (comme un chat qui veut ton moustache)) - jour kaganoid: hi Frederf220: Double dumbass to you too riobranden: you don't even work here anymore narcissus: gracie is pregnant riobranden: And velvet pants kamakazisj: They seemed to be wearing magnetic boots riobranden: It was a mining incident! narcissus: kronos sucks Frederf220: home of the goodburger, mind you riobranden: Welcome to good burger can I take your order kamakazisj: I went to the store to get more...FIRE...to start the war riobranden: Yes sir, I can boogie riobranden: BIG BROTHER DOESN'T CARE kamakazisj: paradox84 paradox84: hay riobranden: This is my BOOMSTICK! kamakazisj: Ash! You're shaking! narf: narf riobranden: never win McSneer: Your joke is excellent and, in almost all instances, farcical, while still using effective jocular devices to enhance the humor. riobranden: Oh good lord wtf are you a pokemon? tast: tast riobranden: not since the enclosure act kamakazisj: thank god, it's now safe to go over to bristol commons narcissus: i am IN new york RIGHT NOW Frederf220: War Emergency Powers riobranden: Not our precious wep key! narf: NOW EVERYONE HAS OUR WEP KEY!!! giultri: how i get warhammer 40000 ? riobranden: In recent years, however, animal rights groups, such as PETA, have objected to the activity, claiming that "flinging an octopus is no more acceptable than hurling kittens and puppies." praetore: rome total war siero: how i get warhammer 40000 dawn of war ?? riobranden: Yes yes, she knows its a multipass riobranden: do you have the gold key? faraj: faraj absba: absba sdarsh: I need password for swat 4 sdarsh: Swat riobranden: Not in octal BobaFettuccine: what a horrible aspect ratio Frederf220: Wow that's 2:1 riobranden: I think you mean 10:05 Frederf220: Not even on 6/7/06 kamakazisj: hey, it's not every day you can celebrate the square of 26. riobranden: 676 day Frederf220: Last day of finals? Last day of June? kamakazisj: hump day? riobranden: Guess what tomorrow is Frederf220: A day that will live in stupidity. riobranden: LOLOLOLOL TODAY IS 662006 riobranden: stick a wench in me, and we've got problems kamakazisj: stick a wrench in me, I'm done narcissus: a wench! riobranden: with a wrench? Frederf220: Who who who who, who let the dogs of war slip? kamakazisj: *slip Fishy: Cry havok, and let lose the dogs of war! narf: poor in taste riobranden: Someone who is now very poor BobaFettuccine: Dishonestly, I have no fracking clue. kamakazisj: Who just bought the entire Star Trek Movie Collection? amirmne: habiba riobranden: !!! BobaFettuccine: ... narf: < . Frederf220: >.> riobranden: durka durka durka Fishy: ghurka, ghurka, ghurka. riobranden: damn terroirists narf: yeah, probably the terraists. kamakazisj: terrorists riobranden: why was I logged out narf: there is a filter already, actually. it filters the word max. narcissus: can you create a filter plz kthx! narf: he was talking about sanchez kamakazisj: I have been known to riobranden: matt laughs at garfield riobranden: poot McSneer: wii.nintendo.com micool: www.revolution.one.pl BobaFettuccine: But ballotmatically... man! riobranden: That conceptually makes no sense Velichii: valentin kamakazisj: the cruise missile knows where it IS by knowing where it ISN'T riobranden: you mean tomahawk? like a missile? BobaFettuccine: I want my tokamak tokamak tokamak Evgen777: timakot narcissus: i shall be in nyc on june 17 at 7am w/ no work commitments until the next morning! riobranden: bahleted! narcissus: can you please delete these other users kthx Frederf220: 15 Down is "Across" kamakazisj: you're not going to see radiohead!? riobranden: More like a vantage Frederf220: Another triumph. kamakazisj: BRILLIANT riobranden: wii Frederf220: oui riobranden: ewwwwwwww omarsool2: weeeeee Frederf220: But do make the heart grow fonder. riobranden: Absesses are annoying BobaFettuccine: too bad it was ABSENT! riobranden: what a glorious present indeed narcissus: Harley is ditching me for his birthday riobranden: man BobaFettuccine: recycle it, man, it's, like, the waaaaaaaaaaay of the future, man narcissus: Is there a way to throw away an entire Santa Cruz? riobranden: kaboomerz! MARCONI255: radival camg2002: selekt kamakazisj: now that's a legal precedent I can support riobranden: rape is just surprise sex narf: also, squick looks ugly in any browser riobranden: No, Netscape sucks! narf: NO DOWNLOAD. balim: How download http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .bin ? balim: Barbarian Invasion balim: Ma250162 kamakazisj: ugh, firefox sucks. Also, it ruins squick. Frederf220: File not even found, sucka. riobranden: 400 bad request basheergugloo: http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War/ccd-rtwb.cue riobranden: Which one is that deli? kamakazisj: I'm up to date. Also added Panda Express and Schlotzky's Deli riobranden: Ok I did McSneer: I call upon you all to please update your Food Prefs! Frederf220: The blue I have, funny story. BobaFettuccine: Geepers, I've never shat violet. narf: the calendar now is a confusing rainbow of shit narf: not so much an update as a rollback riobranden: oh my god squick updated riobranden: http://carpfight.com narf: http://crapfight.com Frederf220: http://aimfight.com/ riobranden: Look Who's Talking Too! riobranden: Look Who's Talking! BobaFettuccine: unconscious as we cross the international dateline riobranden: swallow all our bad advice kamakazisj: schooooool's out for summah BobaFettuccine: TEACHERS KEEP ON TEACHIN' kamakazisj: GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW McSneer: Let's make a lot of noise! TheSeekerOfTru7h: Disembarké? riobranden: Disenchanté. BobaFettuccine: Enchanté. kamakazisj: omg hai riobranden: how r u? kayla: hey every1 riobranden: more like a fly cake BobaFettuccine: Hm. I'm looking for a bundt cake... kamakazisj: No, this is the Center for Annoying New Members. The SCGP is down the hall. riobranden: Squick Center for Guessing Passwords Frederf220: more like the password is something Spoonmaster: somehing is the password kamakazisj: SOMETHING!! BobaFettuccine: No. riobranden: someone say something riobranden: it tastes good in hawaii for some reason BobaFettuccine: refined meat product Spoonmaster: if you concider tons of emails from hot ladies spam then i agree narf: squickmail is well known for it's high spam volume Spoonmaster: My email! How am I ever to find out how to enlarge my penis?! aliceinwonderland: Branden is silly BobaFettuccine: no public downloads, though... narf: PRIVATE UPLOAD! hahaha Fishy: It the end of days! Bahnet has fallen. riobranden: this entry is invisible and you can't see it riobranden: camoulflage narf: I KNOW BobaFettuccine: Those trees... with their shady branches... riobranden: WHOA ITS SHADING IN TODAY Shilohseye: Walkingonwater narf: everyone here at work likes the buddhism thing riobranden: Fruedian Click: when you click on something by accident but really on purpose riobranden: more like starfuckers incorporated riobranden: more like pass woe narf: fucking starbuilder BobaFettuccine: Wo! McSneer: passwo Frederf220: Warmer riobranden: ok, nice try, but that's not the password. You're close, though. Keep trying! wwpirateww: rageegar narf: You could become my friend. Ohhhh, waaaaait, you said *less* distasteful. Frederf220: Surely there's a less distasteful way McSneer: Incidently, those also double as instructions on how NOT to gain knowledge of the username and password. narf: Become Brian's friend RedBeard: so what can one do to gain knowledge of the pw and username? riobranden: alright alright I'll tell you the password McSneer: The password is the fourteenth word of the twenty first line on page 327 of Bill O'Reilly's Those Who Tresspass, hardcover edition. narf: Directions are over on the left side of the page. narf: the filter button only removes narcissus narcissus: how do I filter all of them out? Can we have a filter button? riobranden: try logging in again deitch: it told me logging in would help get me funky, but i dont feel any funkier riobranden: that would ruin my autistic vision! narf: I need to gussy up the 'ol squick. riobranden: If your disease does not look gross, I don't care about it. Fishy: Why raise awareness? Let's just start amputating instead. Frederf220: Balloon Hands Syndrome. 250,000 people suffer from BHS in the US alone. Let's raise awareness. edidako: hi slimgator: what up kamakazisj: My hands felt just like two balloons BobaFettuccine: Am I making any sense at all? BobaFettuccine: Hey, hey, hey. riobranden: just nod if you can hear me riobranden: hello is there anybody out there btt3: hello is anybody home riobranden: you mean "had" Frederf220: I've Found Her has an addon btw. McSneer: Remember not to activate the field until all the mines are in place! riobranden: Back to mine. BobaFettuccine: Zipperoak. Backwards. Frederf220: Buttonwillow. Upside-down. kamakazisj: where's my car? blackprofits: dude blackprofits: hello fatty092: sup narf: baadfadfsdc tantalici: crap riobranden: Nobody else can make it through Frederf220: Give that man an exploding cigar syahrzll88: go to hell jimmyws: yo! choy22: hey wats da user name and password for donwloading files Frederf220: The Ether riobranden: you do not understand the essence of the chatterbox regis: invisibol BobaFettuccine: is for "no downolads for you!" mercator: d riobranden: You people suck Bartek: Hi all !!! elymanie: hi al uhavapina: sup kamakazisj: That's speshul too. Dizinhu: where I can see the kitties here? Dizinhu: where I see the kitties? kamakazisj: wow. that's speshul givemecyber: 2 bad i am getting fucked right now by my boyfiend and it feels good in a min i will give him head and his large dick will get even larger givemecyber: sum guy who wants cyber se# press 333 nasir91: WHAT IS THE PASS? riobranden: I own you Rune: UnDeAd kamakazisj: dear lawd BobaFettuccine: booga shooka ooga Cyclone: omfg hi riobranden: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF narf: MAAAAAAAAAC BOOOOOOOOOK tuko: okut riobranden: Give me all your money rattie: anyone knows how toget password here? rattie: hi Frederf220: Waffle! riobranden: QUEEN NEFERTIRI kamakazisj: KING TUT BobaFettuccine: t kamakazisj: u bboy2005: t riobranden: heck yes goblin: hell yeah riobranden: THATS WHAT SHE SAID ShibariBound: hangin naked from a windmill Frederf220: Ikrane, Unkrane we all Krane for Ikrane riobranden: SR71 Frederf220: I've told Sanchez to shut up, now I'm telling U2. kamakazisj: And I stiiiiillll haven't fooooound what I'm looking fooooor BobaFettuccine: You'll always find what you're looking for? riobranden: posting on squick for attention is like looking for a fire extenguisher at a truck stop grace: :o :o :o FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TALK TO ME McSneer: Ew, don't talk to it riobranden: hello wizard777: hi narf: hey, that's wierd BobaFettuccine: I bet the folk at Squik have various passwords... >:-D riobranden: Holy shit: http://squik.org/ Frederf220: Dibs on leftovers. riobranden: Not since last night McSneer: Branden! There are children present! riobranden: are you motherfuckers bots or something? go shove cacti up your ass marcinozlyy: hi papi: 1954 degenerus: ach jo tueu: as riobranden: KIDRIK LAUGHS AT GARFIELD BobaFettuccine: you're not allowed to download those items." BobaFettuccine: password BobaFettuccine: have the BobaFettuccine: "If you don't Kidrik: 4? Kidrik: for swat Kidrik: password Kidrik: frederf..... ican ask Kidrik: yuyy riobranden: you will all roo the day riobranden: MvWHILE EXPR="{matt EQ 'happy'}" MvASSIGN NAME="poke" VALUE="{poke + 1}" /MvWHILE riobranden: narf: @employees do |employee| kamakazisj: disp('Shut up with your silly programming talk.'); Frederf220: Do:While(True); BobaFettuccine: glasses_ive_broken++; McSneer: I don't care what you say, Shattered Glass was a good movie. riobranden: pains... of GLASS!! haha i got nothing Frederf220: The path to learning is paved in pain. riobranden: ONLY BECAUSE YOU KEEP REMINDING ME BobaFettuccine: Man, do you remember when GranTiempo came along and said, "hello people" ? riobranden: And the lesser-known 7-11 of Youth riobranden: Next to the Fountain of Youth BobaFettuccine: They're in the Springtime of Youth kamakazisj: I thought you RMA'd those, ethan riobranden: The game is afoot BobaFettuccine: I'd rather have spikes shoot out of my headphones into my ears. narf: I'm thinking that the 'wrong password' screen needs to be goatse or natasha or something. McSneer: We're gettin' the band back together. riobranden: The curb will rue the day it crossed me! kamakazisj: curb versus branden...THE CURB WINS Frederf220: I have six words for you. riobranden: who ees thees brandeen? SluttyHo: can i have a hint? NWP: I'm looking for a Branden Federick... riobranden: you're probably right, I can't be bothered to check Fishy: Isn't sleepwalking eliminated by virtue of being a 12 letter word? And is the answer walkdozing? riobranden: The new password is a 10-letter word for "somnambulistic", but its not "sleepwalking" BobaFettuccine: Words like "password wanter" and "Stop Having Capital Letters." kamakazisj: HI I'M NOT MKUMKU: Hi! I'm new in this site Frederf220: There are words for people like you. McSneer: I don't understand it. I put in the password but it just keeps redirecting me back here! dicky420: sysco riobranden: Do you feel like I feel you feel? ENIGMA1972: A normal person would feel repairman69: ok riobranden: More like a white hole narcissus: HONK!!!! BobaFettuccine: Watch out for whitespace! riobranden: When the day is new again narcissus: http://www.mtbahnet.com/~n arcissus/0601j/ Fishy: Hello to Tokyo! kamakazisj: How rude! I hope somebody stabs you in the eye. narcissus: I am in Tokyo RIGHT NOW riobranden: Sysco. McSneer: The password is Sisko. Fishy: The password is all of Exodus 20:15 (KJV of the bible) McSneer: The new password is actually hidden on the front page, lightly scrambled. Fishy: Narf should put blink tags around the new front page msg. Frederf220: A normal person would feel sorry. Im just amused. BobaFettuccine: I otter put a hole in you. riobranden: Hey guys, I found the password. It's in my pants. narf: no chouk2: how can we download without user name and passeword chouk2: hello zapata: whats the user name and pass for downloads? Fishy: How does that differ from what we've been doing? riobranden: We should all type stupid shit into random forms we find on the internet now! narf: Cisco? GranTiempo: hello people McSneer: You are the Sisko. red22kce: qqqq BobaFettuccine: 4654you654know,987321this6 54987is5648getting36549to6 3546be01quite567987hillari ous uyt: 261280 riobranden: I want to smear myself with feces. Frederf220: Once again guys.. yeah, heheh, my sincerest appologies. kamakazisj: OMFG alphabot: what's up all riobranden: Here can't be gays. pellos: guys how does this site works? McSneer: Ah, MiLK day... the whitest of all holidays. warzywko005: swat Fishy: need user/pass for my heart. BobaFettuccine: We should instill some F.E.A.R. in them. pootank: pppplllllssss pootank: RTW too uno: 256985 egi0329: need pass for rome total war narf: i'm secretly minnesotan riobranden: Nobody understands me. I'm all alone. krazypurplebird: hello blackonja: ja GIORA: i need swat 4 GIORA: hey wolverine2k: uname pwd for rome total war link? wolverine2k: hi all JDDAQ: TUAREG riobranden: Go back to fisting yourself tamali: hi tamali: rome total war tamali: rome total war riobranden: we prefer to call them privateers Frederf220: Yarr... maybe. narf: sweet jesus, was this pirate central? riobranden: HorsehairChestnut2.7 BobaFettuccine: Birch12.3 monaibrahim: Maple9.5 narf: hi ford98: hi hiphoper12: hi BobaFettuccine: I'll hit you up with a Jury Service so fast... riobranden: I will find you all and kill you. Almo: hi Almo: Hi slimo: 123456 GutenTag: isso tudo eh soh maquina neh... GutenTag: alguem aih fala portugues? Frederf220: Oh yeah.. I mean *SLAP* McSneer: Hey guys, the new secret download site is so cool! riobranden: there is poop in your mouth narf: try download.com donconny: hey guys how to find any download Frederf220: R:TW and SWAT4 were never intended for public download, but private sharing for friends. The bandwidth required to continue allowing open acess is beyond us. Thanks; not-the-management riobranden: I think its time to sing a song of sixpence. narf: NO. IT IS REMOVED. fran: can anyone tell me the pass for RTW: Barbatian? pls thnx willys: PLEASE TELL ME THE PASSWORD SWAT 4 narf: you're out of vodka, branden. Fishy: purr! riobranden: who finished my wine? memo1455: 6 memo1455: 29 memo1455: pw memo1455: Slow down, cowboy! memo1455: 1 riobranden: PLEASE TELL ME THE PASSWORD GUYS Frederf220: Yeah... sorry about that. narf: That's it, whitelisting is on. BobaFettuccine: Like fire from sky! kamakazisj: hahahaha ooohhhh man BobaFettuccine: "Change your passwords as often as you change your underwear." narf: Now I'll have to change it! McSneer: Swat 4 password is Klondike narf: No passwords given out in chatter! narcissus: thanks, Russia narf: ferret will now be rebooted if the webserver stops responding. narf: it always responds to ping. just sometimes nothing else. riobranden: I love it when it doesn't respond to ping narf: i hope ferret stops doing that kamakazisj: bah mclaren: hi kamakazisj: so wtf happened to squick anyway? narf: whoops kamakazisj: You know what you guys do? You take ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS and INSULT. riobranden: KEEP QUIET YOU GUYS riobranden: slap that ass black riobranden: slap that ass back kay: right back kay: hey riobranden: Does it come in a kit of some fashion? BobaFettuccine: Do the urban sprawl - get blown off your feet Frederf220: Hehe, how urban. riobranden: Dysentary is the one where you kill a bunch of people then the police shoot you, right? McSneer: Here lies Branden. Died of severe dysentery whilst attempting to ford the Brandywine River. narf: I think you mean mouldy BobaFettuccine: Pepperoni would get moldy after a while Frederf220: Someone elses name. kamakazisj: What do you want on YOUR tombstone? riobranden: Greetings from the internet! narf: Greetings from San Marcos, California! kamakazisj: Greetings from Campbell, California Fishy: Greetings from Haurez, Peru narf: the quoting is fixed, you whiners narf: 'this is a test' riobranden: Also, evil is bioaccumulative Frederf220: It is just high in evil. kamakazisj: Evil is actually very low in saturated fat. riobranden: Not if you're having EVIL for breakfast BobaFettuccine: I must have breakfast, first riobranden: I must destroy the evil monster kamakazisj: I must return to degobah! YoDoc: greetings, earthlings - I come in peace BobaFettuccine: Congratulations, you earned a response. riobranden: I shall begin my papsmear campaign riobranden: This conversation has no satistraction. BobaFettuccine: he's the bandit of the riobranden: ````````````''''''' ' narf: stop that BobaFettuccine: You're so totally wrong, as in, 'You're wrong, riobrand'' '''''' riobranden: you have to use the escape key on your keyboard to get around it '''''''' kamakazisj: yes, it is a problem throughout squick Frederf220: Does anyone notice that using an apostrophe makes your chatter line not take? narf: mysql was like ... decided to stop itself riobranden: Squick is gone again! ... in my pants kamakazisj: Always, and never. riobranden: when was squick gone? Frederf220: I actually tried to use squick and it didnt work I was like woah kamakazisj: SQUICK IS T3H BACK. Now to get my squick fix. Frederf220: I put on my kernal and red hat? McSneer: I only use Red Hat Linux now. riobranden: or his brother Will, the date-swapping farmer Frederf220: Take that, Bill the day-tradin farmer kamakazisj: that is unpossible McSneer: WHOOO!!! DSL IN SUNNYVALE!!! BobaFettuccine: All numbers greater than zero are positive. Hit yourself on the head. Frederf220: All even numbers are the sum of two prime numbers. Prove in general. riobranden: me four curlysue: uh, me too! BobaFettuccine: I have no fidelity. kamakazisj: I am an unfidel! Frederf220: What do the fidels get? riobranden: what on earth, death to the infidels! KANDACE: yes me huh KANDACE: what u said huh KANDACE: HI riobranden: RAW like my images BobaFettuccine: Only if you want your bacon raw. Frederf220: Can I get it with bacon? riobranden: It sucks they took it off the menu. BobaFettuccine: Then I'll use a blow torch on them and get "Lips Brulé" Frederf220: Could you just sprinkle some of that powder on my lips? narcissus: check your email riobranden: I need some royal jelly. riobranden: God save, the queen. Frederf220: God, shave the queen. kamakazisj: Squick is broken. riobranden: SQUICK KITTIES IS BROKEN!!!!!!!?!!!! Frederf220: "Shooting the moon" riobranden: You have just had an accident. You have zero points remaining on your license. narf: You have 1 point remaining Frederf220: Points for everyone. Some negative of course. BobaFettuccine: allow me to point out that I have a point ericathegreat: can i talk lik tthis ericathegreat: kitty riobranden: Lucy Liu in the sky with Neil Diamond Frederf220: Rasberry fields for eternity. BobaFettuccine: I'm in the raspberry field. Frederf220: Which is why I am not in that field BobaFettuccine: You just don't know IT. kamakazisj: I like it. riobranden: I have devised a program so that every time anyone loads a MtBahnet page, it sends rob an email Frederf220: Tickle me Olmos. riobranden: Or Edward James Olmos. kamakazisj: Or Micahel Parks :( riobranden: NEVER FORGET RENALDO TORRES Frederf220: But no OJ. BobaFettuccine: so much j Frederf220: 16 jens, 10 jennies dufas. Makes 26. Which is all but the one jennifer. riobranden: 15 jens and jennies disapproved of that comment Frederf220: Id mwuch wrather be a triger riobranden: What's so great about being a people? Frederf220: Pigs are smarter but their feet cannot reach the pedals. kamakazisj: The bears are the largest and most intelligent of the women folk! Fishy: Indeed. It would have made the whole country a furry convention. riobranden: At least there were no bear women. BobaFettuccine: Cheap pretty. Warm women. Beaches beer. Frederf220: Pretty warm beach women beer. riobranden: Pretty beer, warm women, cheap beaches? kamakazisj: *BEER kamakazisj: Pretty beaches, warm bear, cheap women? Fishy: Warm beaches. Pretty women. Cheap beer. riobranden: What's in costa rica? narf: welcome back! did you stop in new orleans on your way back? Fishy: Back in Rochester now :( BobaFettuccine: your l-s are very l-oquent tanya: hello narf: it was indeed posted from costa rica riobranden: I hope you're kidding Fishy: Hello from Costa Rica. riobranden: you can if you know the secret character's McSneer: Ferrets are like furry snakes. BobaFettuccine: eek! I cant use apostrophes! BobaFettuccine: too bad the valleys all foggy narcissus: i am using vista RIGHT NOW riobranden: from upper crust BobaFettuccine: order a pizza Spoonmaster: my house is on fire, what should i do kamakazisj: I see matt upgraded squick. riobranden: Google Talk is the new neon orange tube top kamakazisj: I think I hate you McSneer: We should all be using Google Talk. riobranden: FLYING NATHAN ATTACK tard: thought? riobranden: I once had a kamakazisj: Gouda is my favorite cheese BobaFettuccine: No the same as less than more to therefore wheretohither comparison McSneer: Ferrets are disgusting. narf: HEY, WELCOME TO FERRET. kamakazisj: werd narf: how stupid was that? very stupid./ kamakazisj: it's FANTASTIC> riobranden: sourkraut is kinda weird tasting BobaFettuccine: Or pretzels! I like pretzels. BobaFettuccine: What about reuben? McSneer: Let's all eat pretzels! kamakazisj: I noticed that riobranden: million and one concerts coming up narf: not the one in bellevue. that one's a dump and a half. kamakazisj: better than a super 8 narf: doubletree all bad riobranden: RioBranden doubletree bad. BobaFettuccine: BobaFettuccine doubleplus good. Frederf220: Doublespeak next 10 miles. riobranden: We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart. riobranden: STDs await BobaFettuccine: danger - do not reverse speech, severe tongue damage riobranden: Speech impediments... like speech bumps? Frederf220: Better living through speech impediments. Spoonmaster: You make ALL the boys studder. Da da DAMN riobranden: Red wizard needs caffeine badly. riobranden: Demand your money back. McSneer: Knights of the Old Republic II has no ending. riobranden: The irish folk tale of penises that are a few millimeters bigger? BobaFettuccine: like the one about that time at band camp? Spoonmaster: irish folk tales scare the shit outta me kamakazisj: Yeah, I handled everything BobaFettuccine: Thank goodness Matt handled that branden penis business. riobranden: If you use the chatter, you're just going to break it. kamakazisj: Whoo, good to be home! riobranden: Hey guys, I think my penis grew a few millimeters last night! Here, take a grab and feel for yourselves! BobaFettuccine: Pwnage!!! riobranden: My Little Pwnies riobranden: Did it involve Billy Club? McSneer: Well, Rob successfully created our very first domestic disturbance. riobranden: He should have paid his taxes BobaFettuccine: Matt's been a long time gone riobranden: It's Instanbul, not Constantinople now. kamakazisj: Arrrr, in Brisbane BobaFettuccine: Hello from Venus. No, just kidding, still on Mars. riobranden: Hello from Tuscon. No, just kidding, still Santa Cruz. Fishy: Ditto hello from London. Matt beat me to it. narf: HELLLOOOOO London! BobaFettuccine: Hello from the Land of Textbooks and Turnips. Fishy: Hello from Scotland. riobranden: Holy guacamole! I'ts Matt! kamakazisj: G'day mates BobaFettuccine: just as much as columbus needs to undiscover america? riobranden: Rob needs to undiscover alcohol. BobaFettuccine: I need a squick food so's I can eat. narcissus: We need a "0" on squick food so I have something to give all the places Harley likes. BobaFettuccine: I! AM! OZ! riobranden: Are you now, or have you ever been, Wally? BobaFettuccine: Execute Plan 65! Oh, wait, shoot, that was give the Jedi free pizza! Shoot! McSneer: WORD UP TO ALL MY WOODLAND HILLS HOMIES riobranden: sweet sweet chlorine BobaFettuccine: I screech, you screech, we all screech for Clorox bleach! riobranden: College Screech always weirded me out. Frederf220: Sanchez at Sea: The College Years riobranden: This place isn't the same with sanchez gone riobranden: I no longer remember why I put forth such a claim as that. BobaFettuccine: I'm fast and harmless. riobranden: I'm slow and dangerous BobaFettuccine: with good reason. riobranden: Katamari Damacy made me late for work. BobaFettuccine: Did you know that they won't let you into the zoo with a hibatchi? Frederf220: now* also: Hamachi! Frederf220: Ironically, it's not time for my Quantum Physics test. BobaFettuccine: did you know that quantum physics is nothing like the physics of big people? riobranden: I believe that like I believe in quantum physics kamakazisj: Rob is actually sick with a headache riobranden: I like the smell of that ... "rendering" ... as in "fat" BobaFettuccine: /me renders riobranden dead riobranden: Over my dead body kamakazisj: Honk, you say? I do say your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. narcissus: HONK! McSneer: DIVE! BobaFettuccine: no left, no right, just moderates riobranden: One direction, straight ahead kamakazisj: Nicorette can help? riobranden: You can do it! BobaFettuccine: When we go to nationals, shake it! riobranden: When we go to nationals, bring it! kamakazisj: yes, that MUST be it. riobranden: You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served! riobranden: No troops, baby. McSneer: No loops, baby. kamakazisj: Let me be the first to say :o riobranden: Damn right, its better than yours BobaFettuccine: I find your lack of capacitance disturbing. Frederf220: Inductor or Capacitor? riobranden: But I'm not in phase during summer! BobaFettuccine: Only on the reruns! riobranden: Can I see your tongue? BobaFettuccine: Look at the curves on that S! riobranden: Sure BobaFettuccine: that number has letters in it narcissus: So, Howl's on June 10th????// narcissus: Branden is in jail...RIGHT NOW!!!! riobranden: TRVTH kamakazisj: The answer to that question...it keeps me up nights, and that's the truth. narcissus: WHEN IS WASTINGPAPER GONNA BE UPDATED? BobaFettuccine: I REFUSE TO KNOW THAT riobranden: I AM EVERYTHING AT ONCE kamakazisj: face it, that movie will never be released McSneer: What's this I hear about Serenity rewrites? kamakazisj: How would that salve my problems!? BobaFettuccine: Do have any salve for that? kamakazisj: ouch BobaFettuccine: porksicle tard: narfsicle riobranden: I can't figure out how to unblock him in Trill kamakazisj: buahahaha Frederf220: Rob hasn't been online in a while. riobranden: sounds like a common cold to me kamakazisj: delicious! BobaFettuccine: the blood and the vomit... kamakazisj: LIES LIES LIES YEAH! riobranden: paaaaaaaaaranoia kamakazisj: I finally just got it too. riobranden: I had to read that like eight times to understand it BobaFettuccine: woah, woah, the EndOrphans of Ethanopia need your Triganic Pu s! riobranden: nice to see you spending your money for a good cause kamakazisj: MUNGE YOUR MONEY narcissus: frak teh united terminalat LAX..there is no wireless and only this stupid money-eating goliath! BobaFettuccine: the tuna sandwhich owns your narcissus: i am ruled by the airport BobaFettuccine: those cats are all over kamakazisj: adopt-a-cat, but make sure it can pay the rent McSneer: Why wait that long? I'm sure one of the bums living in our parking lot needs a place to sleep. narf: I think you need to start advertising on CraigsList for a new roommate. McSneer: At what point should I offically assume Rob is dead? Four days? McSneer: So, I guess I'm going to have to assume that Rob has decided to break the lease. riobranden: life-u book-u BobaFettuccine: thumbtack riobranden: in da butt narcissus: MUST SELL, MUST SELL....MUST SELLL!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11 BobaFettuccine: now I'm left here all alone riobranden: if mankind can survive kamakazisj: smells like burning riobranden: fire? Frederf220: They are safe in my clutches-- er hands. BobaFettuccine: someone, please take all shivvs away from mdc kamakazisj: I'm taking your money narf: Wrong Matt. kamakazisj: FREE MONEY WOO narcissus: *gives Matt ten bucks for rent and $2 for parking+gas* kamakazisj: Rob is a card-carrying commie...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! riobranden: Rob is at Planned Parenthood...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 riobranden: ROB LOVES CHLAMYDIA BobaFettuccine: If I had to gague how much that hurt... kamakazisj: Don't make me phineas gage you, rob. narcissus: Branden is in jail...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 narcissus: BRANDEN LOVES HOOCH riobranden: They probably don't support modern technology like "css", "world wide web" and "electricity" kamakazisj: Weird, the visited links on squick are black when viewed from the CAD lab. riobranden: hooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooboy BobaFettuccine: *Crack!* the window's close riobranden: With a marble! kamakazisj: Crack a window will ya!? Spoonmaster: I am a house slave. pingu: try it, you'll then under estimate the top cat! riobranden: Let's knock it up a notch! kamakazisj: BAM! I'm Emeril. BAM!!! BobaFettuccine: it will be a hit of state riobranden: It's time for a political coup. kamakazisj: damn your coup puns. riobranden: They're cool-pons! BobaFettuccine: They're not coupons! kamakazisj: You're cutting p the brothers. Frederf220: 365.2461 actually riobranden: 365.249 kamakazisj: It takes 365 days to revolve around the sun; I saw 365 brothers revolving around a gun. Frederf220: out of cannon.. into the sun riobranden: 1 kamakazisj: mewtwo! Fishy: meow^3 riobranden: rob's going to get fired BobaFettuccine: Mrrrowww! kittycat: man u guys suck kittycat: hellllllloooooo kittycat: hi riobranden kittycat: chat with me kittycat: hello narf: No, Rob's GOING broke. kamakazisj: no, rob's going FOR broke BobaFettuccine: Watch out for the tacks. narf: Rob's going broke. narcissus: Matt's going to jail BobaFettuccine: I put some cherry fnu on my ice cream - delicious! riobranden: Sounds like loads of fnu. Mango fnu. Fishy: whee. Two hour delay for first flight. Did get upped to 1st class for both though. kamakazisj: That's it, we're all gonna go to jail. riobranden: Matt's going to MANGO narcissus: Matt's going to jail! narf: holy crap, this thing sucks. kamakazisj: We gots tuh bust hizass out! narcissus: Well, it's time to face facts...Branden is IN jail...just IN JAIL...RIGHT NOW. BobaFettuccine: my belly button lint is rather opposed to Branden going to jail. kamakazisj: Not if da fuzz have anything to say about it. BobaFettuccine: Will he pass "Go" ? kamakazisj: Sounds like branden's going to jail narcissus: BRANDEN'S GOING TO JAIL!!! BobaFettuccine: Branden is going to jail? narcissus: Branden is still going to jail. narcissus: Branden is going to jail! BobaFettuccine: I'll build New Brasov right on top of the old one. riobranden: You can use Braşov as a base. BobaFettuccine: it's like a moment's hat kamakazisj: How's that for a fun time? narcissus: Branden is in jail narf: Tank, I need a cab! riobranden: Not my gumdrop functions! BobaFettuccine: but erasing its code, line by line, gets the answers kamakazisj: Yelling at Bittorrent doesn't help matters McSneer: So I hear Romania's still quite a hostel environment... riobranden: break a sailor's back BobaFettuccine: someone, somewhere, stepped on a crack narf: *slips again* riobranden: Having fun in the snow? narf: HELLO FROM BRASOV. HOME OF THE SHITTY INTERNET CAFES. riobranden: Lambo? kamakazisj: Or a countach! riobranden: Steven BobaFettuccine: It was like skydiving into a kitty pond. kamakazisj: Weeeee riobranden: Unless you're an a-rab kamakazisj: that wasn't funny riobranden: Like that one about those planes that hit the Twin Towers kamakazisj: No, but the jokes are funnier. BobaFettuccine: Is it still as tasty as Ice Cream Novelties? riobranden: Its been around for years, the novelty is long gone kamakazisj: Eh, the novelty's washed off...into the sea. riobranden: damn quiet in here latelye kamakazisj: THE SHRIEKING!! riobranden: Would you rather be a Balrog or 10 nazgul? kamakazisj: Yes yes, and all that. narcissus: OMG MAX MAX MAX riobranden: The minions of doom BobaFettuccine: the minions are all stunned. kamakazisj: the minions disagree riobranden: Kraft dinners are high class though... BobaFettuccine: they still have Kraft dinners, they just have more riobranden: Well, they're also really rich. kamakazisj: interpol has more than one suit. riobranden: I want an italian suit. Like interpol. BobaFettuccine: branden wasn't even wearing his black leather kamakazisj: That's what I get for just uploading stuff I'm listening to. riobranden: The Doors, huh. Real cutting edge there, Matt kamakazisj: it's spelled "george" riobranden: burn-up w. bush BobaFettuccine: I'm-a burn you up! kamakazisj: I'm a voodoo chile, lord I'm a voodoo chile... riobranden: If the Scatman can do it, so can you. BobaFettuccine: Doo-baddy doo-baddy do! riobranden: skippity-boo-bop narcissus: so, reg? BobaFettuccine: Shoo-bee-doo-bop. narcissus: Or "ka-la" kamakazisj: Or smell riobranden: mattj has no sense of taste Catch: He likes to wear them when you're not around. kamakazisj: how do you know about those!? BobaFettuccine: With your magical black gloves. kamakazisj: With my black magic McSneer: HEY!! YOU WERE TELLING A BLACK JOKE!! kamakazisj: Fuck that in the face! narcissus: so, San Antonio Shopping Center? riobranden: Preparing network connections... kamakazisj: But rob was sooo tired. Frederf220: SLO was a mistake... the whole thing, the city, the accroynm. WRONG WRONG WRONG BobaFettuccine: ...like in a serious television format. kamakazisj: This should be discussed further... riobranden: We're not allowed to sleep in? narcissus: Is SLO happening tomorrow? If so, we're in Santa Cruz @ 9am tomorrow BobaFettuccine: my gut will finish us both off riobranden: If you keep that crap up, I'll kill you before you can do it yourself. BobaFettuccine: We should start seeing different people. death4me: sweat rolls down the palm of my hand as i feel the cold steel on the surface of my throughti gently apply pressure and slowly move the razor but nothin happens i feel imortal the exact oppisite feelin that i want to feel . narcissus: **** me in the face and call me suzie kamakazisj: Wake me up..before you go-go. Frederf220: WHAM! riobranden: Like Shoemaker-Levy hit Jupiter Catch: Like a Panzer IV rolling across El Alamein. kamakazisj: Slowly... BobaFettuccine: Or I'll sic the ameobas on you! kamakazisj: Hey, you, get outta my pool! riobranden: I'm the last splash Catch: Yarr! Give me that thar cannon, or be pirate-sworded! BobaFettuccine: I'll shoot a cannon ball at it! kamakazisj: Hey, you, get offa my cloud! riobranden: I like to fly, high above the cloud machines BobaFettuccine: Everybody got their party hats on? riobranden: OMGICBM2KOREA kamakazisj: yello! BobaFettuccine: A+... perfect syntax! McSneer: OMGNUCAR2ME Catch: Better down than out. riobranden: And on the way down, too. kamakazisj: IT BURNS MY TONGUE. McSneer: It has a very strong flavor... Catch: How about a bowl of rice? riobranden: And his sausages? BobaFettuccine: Are you going to take back the White House? HowardDean: YEEAAAAAAAAGHGHGHHHGH!!!! kamakazisj: WOOHOO EUGENE narcissus: PORTLAND! kamakazisj: Those are pimp. I mean, pump. riobranden: Something tells me you're not talking about those nike shoes that have an air pressure thing on the tongue. narf: It's so damn hard to run in pumps. BobaFettuccine: They're made for walking! kamakazisj: Check out my new boots! Frederf220: *squeeeeeeeeak* kamakazisj: Wear your rubber. Fishy: Whee! Found an unprotected wireless point at JFK! riobranden: Someon's getting a little jumpy... BobaFettuccine: with more cottage cheese than you'd care for. kamakazisj: Well, how else would we pay tribute? riobranden: This conversation has evolved Frederf220: How Noble of you kamakazisj: Quit STi-ring the conversation your way... McSneer: FOCUS, PEOPLE! FOCUS! kamakazisj: Audi Outtie Innie Audi! Frederf220: SC2004 BobaFettuccine: If the landscape is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' riobranden: SEXY like an EARTHQUAKE kamakazisj: how sexy! BobaFettuccine: No, I mean hacked to death with a letter opener. narf: I think you mean dopey. riobranden: This is a zopey test kamakazisj: And now we've come full circle. Frederf220: The dog howls at the noon day sun. kamakazisj: THE ROOSTER CROWS AT MIDNIGHT!!! riobranden: They don't have podiatrists in russia... narcissus: hi max BobaFettuccine: ...where Paul Bunyon sees a podiatrist? Frederf220: You know old Russian folk tale... kamakazisj: must be the radiation. riobranden: Why not just waporize them? BobaFettuccine: we'd have to liquefy them first Frederf220: Damn Ruskies kamakazisj: TVR SPETZNATZ BobaFettuccine: Speulunking. Frederf220: Intra-earth orbit. riobranden: Friends...IN LOW EARTH ORBIT! kamakazisj: Friends...IN SUPERBIT! Frederf220: Evil DVDs riobranden: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. Catch: So, always. BobaFettuccine: Only when necessary. kamakazisj: But you are lazy, right? Frederf220: Oh, I'm not acting. riobranden: It's easier than the alternative BobaFettuccine: "What would be your course of action?" "To act the fool." Catch: I enjoy large posteriors, and do not possess the ability to fabricate statements. Frederf220: Your liklihood for continued life is nil. Fabricate your time. BobaFettuccine: We are in posession of all of your bases. McSneer: PRESS START riobranden: YOU ARE SAYING THAT IF ONE LOSES IT IS BECAUSE ONE DOES DRUGS Frederf220: Which is not to say that drug users are not winners. McSneer: WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS riobranden: Nah-marijuana kamakazisj: NUHVIDIA Frederf220: Na-vidia riobranden: I'm Nraged! McSneer: He's ONE OF THE INFECTED BobaFettuccine: I'm INRAGED! Frederf220: Escalators temporily stairs... sorry for the convienience kamakazisj: You'll never get what you want, you'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs! Frederf220: teh g4mm4r h4mm3r, b10tch!$ riobranden: Your grammar is excellent and, in almost all instances, fitting, while still using effective structural devices to enhance the meaning. BobaFettuccine: laugh-a while you can, kool kid Frederf220: IRKOOL narf: DURRR! IS JAR-JAR BACK? I DON'T LIKE JAR-JAR! I AM COOL! McSneer: REVENGE OF THE BITH COUNCIL Frederf220: The stars are like the US and Germany, they didn't want to mess up their homes so they battled in France. BobaFettuccine: if it's star wars why are there ground battles? Frederf220: in space narf: STARWARS! kamakazisj: but then february became a faux July and we were set! riobranden: Just like a few years ago when there was a Long December? Frederf220: Enjoy the summer now.. cause it's gunna be a loooong winter kamakazisj: Then it's obvious...we must KILL HARLEY. McSneer: That CD goes out the car window next chance I get. Frederf220: more than shape! kamakazisj: It changes color during packaging. Frederf220: fluffy stuff is not the fluffiest kamakazisj: How about a tornado? Fishy: Is there anything fluffier than a summer cloud? BobaFettuccine: we've got Lucasfilm in the other corner kamakazisj: Dreamworks FIGHT TO THE DEATH riobranden: This has now been pwned my Miramax. BobaFettuccine: I'm an internet screener because it's Friday yet I'm watching SQUICK CHATTER McSneer: 20th Century Fox Presents... Issac Asimov's SQUICK CHATTER. Starts Friday. kamakazisj: But that's...OK. riobranden: Chatter has been quiet lately BobaFettuccine: I could major in English, but I decided to major in 1337. Frederf220: leet -> english kamakazisj: Babelfish rolled over and died on that one riobranden: !!!!1!!1!2!3io89523! BobaFettuccine: WWWWwwwwwWWWWaaaaAAAAaaaaV VVvvvvEEEEeeeeSSSSsssss!!! !!1111 Frederf220: , the Science guy riobranden: Nye kamakazisj: N�? BobaFettuccine: Neigh! narf: Hey now! That's below waistband of the jockey shorts! riobranden: It would be more like a Squick design than a Squick re-design Fishy: Squick should never be redesigned. It should merely get a new background color. Catch: Redesign? What! Who approved that? riobranden: oh, that's what you meant narf: Squick needs a redesign! Branden, get on it! kamakazisj: SCANDALOUS BobaFettuccine: Abandon all squick, ye who enter here. Frederf220: hope squicks internal kamakazisj: You mean "squick springs eternal" riobranden: But squick is eternal. Or at least I don't rememember the last redesign. BobaFettuccine: we'll redesign the KITCHEN narf: time for a REDESIGN riobranden: This side UP Frederf220: P-U McSneer: Man, Firefly really SUCKS. BobaFettuccine: whattie-ooo! Frederf220: Only five cents an issi-ue! BobaFettuccine: what a deal! Catch: But only for ten cents per Moses. riobranden: Moses saves as a copy BobaFettuccine: the Devil Saves-as Frederf220: Jesus saves Fishy: Strike with Magic Kazoo +2 Catch: * Counters with accordian. * riobranden: songs about pirates BobaFettuccine: and you'll be a big... err... fish... in a small pond. kamakazisj: you're going to make a big splash. McSneer: Lordy! Even the internet is telling me to poop! BobaFettuccine: Pirates scrubbing the poop-loop-o-whoop Frederf220: The poop-loop. Catch: Woot! BobaFettuccine: Hoot! Fishy: Give a hoot, don't pollute! McSneer: I pity the foo who done chatta chatta'd that much jibba jabba. Fishy: Jibba jabba chatta chatta. BobaFettuccine: Monte Python's Flying Circus riobranden: The Count of Monte Sereno narf: Full Monte Sandwich Frederf220: Monte Crisco sandwich BobaFettuccine: The Count of Monte Cisco riobranden: Monte Cisco sandwich narf: I wuv my crisco phone BobaFettuccine: let me repeat myself... VOIP!!!!! Frederf220: Charicceeee riobranden: Doubtfire? Catch: Doubt'll be the fire of your delight. kamakazisj: like waves in which you drown me shouting. riobranden: drop those funkee beats BobaFettuccine: I can't start. McSneer: I can't stop listening to Jerry Doyle talk radio! BobaFettuccine: aaa... that Abe sure was Awesome Frederf220: "And this time the South won!" "In that case you can call it the Civil War." narf: When it's WARING HUDSUCKER! kamakazisj: FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT EPISODE: "HUD'S A DUD" or "WARING NORVILLE"! McSneer: Is Norville really gonna jelly up the sidewalk? Frederf220: Gate Master BobaFettuccine: or a back-seat score keeper Catch: Become a backseat driver. kamakazisj: NOW how do I shift!? narf: four under the floor riobranden: four on the floor BobaFettuccine: on the floor Catch: Klepto Frederf220: Aptos. BobaFettuccine: Let's move! Move! Move. Move. move. move.... kamakazisj: I move that that remark be stricken from the record! Frederf220: riobranden: ... you're a female! BobaFettuccine: then lob him a lobe Frederf220: You haven't got the lobes for it. riobranden: You're not Bashir. narf: I'm a cashier too! BobaFettuccine: Bluey shift. Frederf220: Pinky shift. riobranden: I WILL DESTROY YOU kamakazisj: *gasp* WHO KNOWS ABOUT THAT!? BobaFettuccine: as secret as that hangnail of yours... kamakazisj: IS IT SECRET!? IS IT SAFE!? McSneer: GANDALF HIMSELF SAID THAT Catch: No no. Please, touch everything. Go wild! narf: I guess I shouldn't touch! riobranden: USA! USA! USA! USA! BobaFettuccine: And flufened. Frederf220: Which he then invented. riobranden: Christopher Lee can remember back before they had light bulbs. BobaFettuccine: ...who has a C kamakazisj: But nothing for Christopher Reeves... McSneer: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER LEE! BobaFettuccine: I have to fly to Massachussetts... brb. riobranden: I want to be a BRB artist. kamakazisj: You wish, ROBOSEUSS BobaFettuccine: That's where they grow R&B artists. kamakazisj: Chicken Seoul? riobranden: Headache soup for the chicken soul. McSneer: Chicken soup for the headached soul. kamakazisj: Chicken headache soup! BobaFettuccine: it'll turn out like soup, anyway narf: You forgot the mix!! Frederf220: You rip one and I'll burn it. kamakazisj: *rips one* riobranden: Eric N. Newenstod: RIP McSneer: Stephen Franklin: RIP BobaFettuccine: I've got a couple of terrabytes of that. On CompactFlash. riobranden: Or photographic memory, even. McSneer: That's what you get for giving soldiers cameras. Frederf220: Turbo-NordicTrac BobaFettuccine: up the stairmaster and down the hallway to the left riobranden: "Those girls aren't going to kiss themselves." "Well, if they do, you know where to find me." BobaFettuccine: Which is owned by the Borg. narf: FNAC is actually owned by GE. kamakazisj: LE FNAC OWNZ YALL BobaFettuccine: Yeah, you could buy better in a fnac. Catch: Better than what was available in Smarch. riobranden: Lousy smay weather narf: me-ow! BobaFettuccine: Fwapow! kamakazisj: beware the ides of may. riobranden: Kekekekeke Frederf220: I'm on a Korean diet... I see dog, I eat it. BobaFettuccine: Comes with a dog. Frederf220: Doggie-style bag. kamakazisj: Delicious, yet painful. riobranden: BEND OVER SO THAT WE MAY FEED YOU... ANALLY BobaFettuccine: YOU MUST NOW ENJOY YOUR DINNER McSneer: YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED BobaFettuccine: THE CHEATED!! kamakazisj: BANNED! holymonkiesofjesusbatmanitsabagu: i like chocolate covered pickles kamakazisj: seeeecret eating riobranden: I got you something! It's a secret! BobaFettuccine: woopolah-woopolah-woopolah -baroo! Fishy: hurrah! kamakazisj: *squicks* BobaFettuccine: TWENTY-ONE! McSneer: And................22! kamakazisj: Thanks professah! riobranden: Faux-paux narf: Very low capital expenditures Frederf220: Mayan airlines? Catch: Mayan grandpas need no aeroplanes. BobaFettuccine: grandpa dont need no canopy kamakazisj: c'mon, grandpa! BobaFettuccine: Fa-Pow! McSneer: Bilbo's a robot! riobranden: Star light, star bright, first star I pee tonight Catch: Night lights? I'll take two! narf: I like the light that comes out at night BobaFettuccine: three shillings says you'll be happy by the time Boris's done with you. riobranden: A pie and yes BobaFettuccine: A cake and no Frederf220: What have you got for me? You're new here aren't you? Yup. McSneer: But thanks to President Bush, Saddam will never be able to threaten us with his IBS missiles again. BobaFettuccine: IBSen had it. narf: Nay, IBS is irritable bowel syndrome! It afflicts two million people in the US, but hardly anyone knows about it. kamakazisj: Like he said... BobaFettuccine: IBS = Intelligent Book Sales riobranden: With your generous donation, we can stop IBS in our lifetime. narf: *grunt* Uhoh. IBS. BobaFettuccine: Roight, here we've got the Maiple Treah. Eet's veery doingerus up cloise... kamakazisj: Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps. riobranden: You took your bitch to the waffle hut? BobaFettuccine: Don't keep your temp files! narf: Oh no sir, we kept those. narcissus: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBa yISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4 166336753&category=1467&ss pagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT &rd=1 riobranden: Or those .yiff files? Frederf220: Did you get rid of your antique collection of .yee files? kamakazisj: Oh no, not my digital pistachio project! NOOOO!!! Catch: I did my spring cleaning today! Seven gigs of stuff have been DELETED. riobranden: I'm a puppet pulling strings. narf: I'm so nervous, I'm so tense. kamakazisj: Not at a theater near you. McSneer: JUDGE DREDD IS RETURNING TO THE BIG SCREEN! Catch: * Insert subliminal message here. * kamakazisj: It's a whig narf: No! That thing on your head! Is that a wig? McSneer: Chief of executive branch, most powerful man in civilized world, etc. kamakazisj: WTF is that? McSneer: JERRY DOYLE FOR PRESIDENT riobranden: Well, into the paper shredder with it! Frederf220: And you can dance to it. kamakazisj: yeah, you gave it to me too...like AIDs, but less intrusive. narf: ME! riobranden: Who gave me this Milk Shake song? narf: Some ba-ba-banal spirituality! Catch: You would give me all your money in paper bag. McSneer: If I were a rich man... kamakazisj: "you like shaking hands" Frederf220: XXX DVD riobranden: All the king's horses and all the king's men BobaFettuccine: *sews cheese back together* kamakazisj: *farts* riobranden: pKa whoopie! BobaFettuccine: ka-WHOOPIE!! kamakazisj: Enough chemistry! Now...we...make...PARTY! Catch: Hey hey hey! None of that! * CFC's * riobranden: O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 Frederf220: -- in the presence of sunlight --> BobaFettuccine: O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 riobranden: CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO Catch: Needs more carbon monoxide. McSneer: ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN? BobaFettuccine: Chiquita promises to put the "BONANZA" back in "BANANA." Film at eleven. narcissus: Hi Max Frederf220: Taking the PEW out of AIRPLANE... just doesn't belong.... what were we thinking? riobranden: putting the VER back in SCREWDRIVER BobaFettuccine: they won't be building any airplanes till WHEN!?! narf: Yeah, I saw that, it disturbs me greatly. McSneer: THIS JUST IN: Sky Captain delayed to September. Script doctors called in at last minute? Catch: Screw whitening. I just want it to feel minty fresh! BobaFettuccine: now whitens! Frederf220: Butt paste! narf: They weren't stale last night. BobaFettuccine: butteens Frederf220: Stale taste... of butter crackers. narf: Slow fade ... to the ocean's arms. BobaFettuccine: use the three gallon jug to pour the five gallon jug into the four gallon jug, which promptly melts because it wants his screwdriver back McSneer: Quick! Make exactly four gallons using only one five gallon jug and one three gallon jug! Catch: See if they can do your laundry too. Frederf220: *Staff cleans Lecture Hall 106* BobaFettuccine: they've got skillz. riobranden: I don't know how the cleaning staff manage this, but about 50% of the time I need to use something, they're cleaning it. Spoonmaster: "Do all Germans poo on each other duruing sex?" "Only the ones in the east." Wodjafink: Rowsity Bowsity Bowsdower! riobranden: Sugar daddy, take me home BobaFettuccine: I'll tell you when you're younger. kamakazisj: "Mom...were you ever in a German schizer video?" narf: What the Germans find funny is probably illegal in most places. BobaFettuccine: Rowsdower!! Frederf220: Singlet, lorry, bowser. kamakazisj: There's a trucker in the station drinkin' coffee who can give me a ride. riobranden: That show did just fine, dammit! BobaFettuccine: That show could've done better if they had Cat. Catch: I just piced up Season III from an Alternate Earth. McSneer: FINALLY! Sliders Season 1 in August! BobaFettuccine: not if it asks the same question as always narf: Answer your phone! McSneer: Let's just say... I've now thrown up FOUR times this year. riobranden: They have his picture on the wall kamakazisj: They are closed in the harley sense Frederf220: You ran them out of business? McSneer: I will never eat Boston Market again. Catch: Damn it! The Excellerator is jammed again! riobranden: I'm waiting to Excel. riobranden: A chicken in every pot, and a cap in every ass Frederf220: *right clicks* riobranden: I am posting this from the Apple Store in the Valley Faire. Frederf220: You mean pimping 12 year olds? BobaFettuccine: cha-ching! Catch: He should have checked out the Sim World money cheat. Frederf220: On the 23rd day God filed for Chapter 11. riobranden: On the 8th day the Lord created malls, and He said "Go; shop!" McSneer: I do know a good number of Jennifers, but even I'm not up to 14 of 'em. Frederf220: The bastard. Catch: Jennifer no. 14. riobranden: Who put 27 jennifers on my playlist? Fishy: Chatter noise! Frederf220: Revoked. kamakazisj: What!? Never! narf: Photoshop kamakazisj: He's in Colorado BobaFettuccine: They're as Brandon as bad!! Catch: What about bad Branden imitations? riobranden: NO BRANDEN IMITATIONS!!! GRR riobranden: Ah legs, there goes my nut. BobaFettuccine: ah, nuts, there goes my leg. kamakazisj: Feeling yourself disintegrate. riobranden: The natural way to learn Catch: Go on and on and on and on... PEACE. BobaFettuccine: Sloppy Joe's Frederf220: Sloppy Thirty-Seconds. riobranden: Group parentage. Gene splicing. The doctor got some in too. narf: Can't it be both? Frederf220: Two dads. Chemistry set. BobaFettuccine: YOUR MOM enjoyed her percolation! Catch: Boiled things are harder to percolate. kamakazisj: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew narf: Nor po-ta-to juice. BobaFettuccine: no communism Frederf220: God Bless Amarica. kamakazisj: *sputters and dies* Catch: * Kickstarts the chatterbox, revvs loudly. * BobaFettuccine: Uh-oh! McSneer: We'll have to see if we can borrow the Russians'. kamakazisj: no, that's tomorrow. BobaFettuccine: Today is A day... Catch: For me, someday is NOW. kamakazisj: I will someday BobaFettuccine: You've got enough hair for that? kamakazisj: *twirls fingers in hair* BobaFettuccine: FuNkY cApItAliZaTiOn I aM cAlIfOrNiA Frederf220: NO CAPSLOCK I AM UKRAINE Catch: NO CAKE I AM ROMANIA riobranden: And now we shall eat cake. While driving. BobaFettuccine: *twist* narf: "Is this straight?" Catch: I got it! * Walks away. * riobranden: I'm going to take a nap. Grab the wheel. BobaFettuccine: I'll tell you where to put that knee. Frederf220: col-ahg-knee? Psy: Why use colone when mustard is free? Catch: Stupid invalid imput. It's scaring the chatters away! BobaFettuccine: invalid input Frederf220: Up and Down BobaFettuccine: Why are there six pedals when there are only four directions!? kamakazisj: Fun! GTI, here we come! Catch: Warning: Hairpin curves, next 932 miles. kamakazisj: Damn straight narf: V___GER! McSneer: No! We need those to help us make direct contact with Vejur! kamakazisj: they are gettin' a tad hairy...thanks for the advice! BobaFettuccine: shave your toes Frederf220: So I sez to Mabel, I sez... riobranden: That's what she said BobaFettuccine: The school was paying me tuition. Catch: Anything to pay tutition? narf: I did some films in college I'm not particularly proud of. Frederf220: Lexx: The College Years narf: Lexx 2.0 Catch: X. Because it's extra, baby. Frederf220: Lexxy BobaFettuccine: no, luther. riobranden: Luxx? BobaFettuccine: This is the Model-D. The D stands for Lux. kamakazisj: Ooh, that's lux narf: To abort countdown, lift the control bar ... up. BobaFettuccine: se kamakazisj: No riobranden: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Frederf220: don't use my key Catch: You should ffa that! kamakazisj: I got a cracked version of 3.5 Muca: i would like to download te squick 3.6 riobranden: The secret of the OOZE kamakazisj: not as good as the highway to MORAGA! narf: Highway 5 is great. Frederf220: stockholm syndrome BobaFettuccine: like power gel? Catch: g00 0wnz j00 kamakazisj: *poke* Yep, it's goo. Frederf220: Sounds good, feels goo too. BobaFettuccine: Max Power - he's the man who knows no fear! riobranden: Rodney Dangerfield kamakazisj: Roger, Wilco. Catch: f00 0wnz j00 Frederf220: *fights foo* BobaFettuccine: and on to the next one! kamakazisj: Done and done riobranden: Blame it on Rob BobaFettuccine: Aieee! my inbox!! Catch: Incoming! * Whistling....SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM * BobaFettuccine: and then regroup at In-n-Out! kamakazisj: Hide out and foxholes and plot our next attack. That and spam the chatterbox. yodani: what do you do in this site ??? kamakazisj: A way of life yodani: wut is this??? BobaFettuccine: Your teammates will respawn next round, anyway. Catch: When in doubt, overcompensate. Frederf220: I don't know whether to shoot it or to eat it. kamakazisj: Swim until you can't feel no more riobranden: I don't know, but it's blue. kamakazisj: Just to take the edge off... Frederf220: And THAT'S the bottom line! narf: DAMMIT JANET! riobranden: Please rise for the honorable JUDGE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!! Catch: Do it now! Ludicrous speed! kamakazisj: Stop this crazy thing? narf: Janet!@ kamakazisj: He was just ok narf: Great Scott! riobranden: Mein Gott! Frederf220: Ja. Mein leapen. narf: Bei mir bist du schon! BobaFettuccine: "Mmm- Chicken!!" McSneer: MULTIPASS! Catch: Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas. You have five points left on your liscence. BobaFettuccine: "Gimme the CASSSSSHHHHH!!!!" riobranden: "It looks cute. Can I have sex with it?" narf: I've been working on my rubenesque figure. BobaFettuccine: "Mmmm.... you look good enough to eat." Frederf220: "That's terrible. I want to eat it." BobaFettuccine: the garlic bread was nice. Frederf220: Soup sucked thought. kamakazisj: Great guy. BobaFettuccine: that one guy named thisisdammedgoodsoup ? kamakazisj: Just like that one guy. riobranden: 216 characters long BobaFettuccine: My name's Frederf220: "I assumed he ment 'do some serious DRINKING' " BobaFettuccine: aiiiie! riobranden: it's "another thinK coming" kamakazisj: NAFTA? Catch: If nature thinks we're going to accept, it's got another thing coming! kamakazisj: Nature calls...will you accept the charges? riobranden: I'd say the bar is raising us. narf: Way to raise the bar! BobaFettuccine: then we'll go pee, then drink some more Frederf220: We're going to drink till she's hot! kamakazisj: THIS GIGANTIC WOMAN WILL DESTROY US ALL! Catch: What about a brian the size of a planet? BobaFettuccine: that's what having a brain the size of a planet will do to you Frederf220: Unpleasantly like being drunk. tard: drat BobaFettuccine: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. riobranden: Branden, in the study, with the monkey wrench kamakazisj: Arthur, you're safe! Catch: Maybe you went with it. narf: Never left for me. BobaFettuccine: it was gone for a parsec Frederf220: Or did it? narf: Never left, you freaks. McSneer: Baloney. kamakazisj: Squick's back! BobaFettuccine: Gnarley! That gong is long! narf: Harley, that song is wrong. BobaFettuccine: break; riobranden: while 1 kamakazisj: repeat X1000 McSneer: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Spoonmaster: BRING YOUR OWN BOOYAH! kamakazisj: Bring your additional beverages? narf: byab. riobranden: z = zed's dead BobaFettuccine: y = cake Frederf220: x = pie BobaFettuccine: x = (17 + (82 - 7((3^0.5)^(4^0.5) - BLAH!))))))) Catch: ( But parentheses are better. ) kamakazisj: "Quotation" "marks" "are" "good" Catch: " I " bent " my " wookie. BobaFettuccine: Only if you "lend" me your "sole" riobranden: Put the "camera" in the "cabinet". narf: Euphamisms are great. Frederf220: I bent my wookie. BobaFettuccine: Mommie! There's no hair in my Wookie Snackie! McSneer: Sure it does. Obviously the Ewoks were originally envisioned as individually packed Wookie snacks. Catch: But that fails to explain why a tall Chewbacca would live with little Ewoks. McSneer: All I know what that is Return of the Jedi. kamakazisj: I only know what that is from RTII Frederf220: Bauxite narf: They wouldn't put out sugar cubes if they didn't want ya to pop 'em in your mouth. BobaFettuccine: Solidified sugar! riobranden: i.e.: Such as rock candy, for instance. kamakazisj: Much better than normal rocks. narf: Aluminum ROCKS! riobranden: Or at least filter the crap before selling it at the stores. BobaFettuccine: fool! never make your springs out of mush! kamakazisj: *boing* Catch: Aluminum is no good! Try next door for some Silicon! kamakazisj: Better than alum... BobaFettuccine: Her heart is full of LYE, BOIH!! Frederf220: Or just lay. Catch: Or if that's an issue, put them on lay-away. narf: Or you could lay on them. kamakazisj: Just lay off the asians, lou. BobaFettuccine: ...much better than that Voyager thing kamakazisj: That was a good game... Frederf220: *is reminded of Banjo Kazooie* kamakazisj: Go fishing with a jig? riobranden: Get a jigger with it. narcissus: max max max...hi Catch: Getting figgy with it. kamakazisj: Fig newton? BobaFettuccine: Right back at you, HEATH BAR. kamakazisj: Yes, whatever that is, HEATHEN narcissus: hi max BobaFettuccine: like tfohog Spoonmaster: A thick, foul odered, haze. kamakazisj: it's more of a haze. riobranden: I think there was too much happy juice in the air at that concert. riobranden: /me doesn't say it BobaFettuccine: he just peed on my hand. narf: who's the naughty monkey? Frederf220: Deep spelled backward is "peed." BobaFettuccine: I think the deep thoughts. kamakazisj: that's some deep shit there... matt should remember to logout: Who'd recognize the deed anyway? narf: And the world may be long for you, but it never belonged to you. riobranden: For me to poop on. BobaFettuccine: That's a good idea. Frederf220: "And that's how, with a few minor alterations, you can turn one gun into five guns." McSneer: Or, as I like to call them, poly guns. kamakazisj: You can't, you'd need more poly gons for that. McSneer: Get off my screen. BobaFettuccine: ...and then I tried to reload my laser... kamakazisj: Remodulate! Before it's too late! BobaFettuccine: like that Voyager game. BobaFettuccine: Don't get a DUI, those are terrible, and the graphics are all crummy. riobranden: You should upgrade to a DI. Frederf220: My UI is smaller, cleaner, drives a faster car. BobaFettuccine: BLAM! narf: Gutshot running gin Frederf220: A crooked french-canadian. narcissus: h i m a x ! ! ! kamakazisj: It's the poison from the fugu... BobaFettuccine: and more Stimutax, too! riobranden: Screw that, more power to the sauna! BobaFettuccine: and we need to get there quickly! More power to the engines! Fishy: 2 finals down, 1 to go. Frederf220: *makes reference to Ships Yacht, on the lowest part of the saucer section* McSneer: TRANSFER HELM CONTROLS... TO MANUAL! BobaFettuccine: *counts seven's polygons... on one hand!!* riobranden: *seduces counselor troi* kamakazisj: PERFORM THE RIKER MANEUVER Spoonmaster: All along, Picard has been getting help from a script! McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" BobaFettuccine: I'd rather be hazardous, anyway. riobranden: don't be niggardly Frederf220: MeAhhhHhhhHhh narcissus: hIMAX kamakazisj: Jimmy dean himself, however, is DELICIOUS! narf: Jimmy dean makes ok sausage, and nasty breakfast sammiches. BobaFettuccine: a monster! Frederf220: No, but we pretend it is. riobranden: Is it really? BobaFettuccine: SAUSAGE@ narf: It's groundhog day! Frederf220: It's warm and golden like an oven that's wide open. BobaFettuccine: Sloucho sloucho boba. I don't want to be a sloucho boba. riobranden: Nacho nacho branden. I want to be a nacho branden. BobaFettuccine: even to N-EP-tune? Frederf220: You can take it N-E-Where! McSneer: Oh, isn't that the place where they give the N-emas? BobaFettuccine: We will N-gage the N-emy and N-ter the Hall of N-choes. kamakazisj: The N-Gage does not N-gage me BobaFettuccine: "n" is one of those prefixes that you can pop on to make someting un-cool. Take the N-Gague. riobranden: No, "n" is a trio of characters. kamakazisj: No, "n" is a letter. Frederf220: Is it DXn compatable? (n is a number) BobaFettuccine: ...but my Radeon 9999 XT Pro (SE) can't even do Pong! kamakazisj: But I enjoy mentioning them, or something. riobranden: NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT VIDEO CARDS kamakazisj: I think "MAX MAX Ti4200 Pro" is faster narcissus: MAX MAX MX kamakazisj: your southern can is mine BobaFettuccine: no, i'm a goob McSneer: You're so blind. riobranden: Uh... I don't think sleeping habits are related to the fornication habits of one's children. McSneer: But it's the middle of the day! What're you, a grandpa already?! kamakazisj: I am now going to bed. As you were, gentlemen. riobranden: Why does Y! games ask me for my password EVERY time I try to play a game? THEYRE ONLINE GAMES! IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE MORE SECURE THAN WAMU! BobaFettuccine: no, it's not! Frederf220: Your teacher's full of snot! narf: Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? kamakazisj: CLARENCE! BobaFettuccine: those bells sound. riobranden: That must mean something going to happen. Something wonderful. Fishy: Wasting paper hasn't changed in a while. :( McSneer: http://www.wastingpaper.co m Frederf220: Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's snowing kamakazisj: Spoken like a true snob, Boba. BobaFettuccine: www.dontputurlsinthechatte rbox.com Fishy: http://www.handlebarclub.o rg.uk/gallery.htm McSneer: Alright... people who think it's okay to "spell-rhyme" words need to die. kamakazisj: Is that below or above Orange? riobranden: Amber alert, bitches kamakazisj: You can take care of it, OR MANGE! McSneer: Orange. kamakazisj: See, a dove! BobaFettuccine: see above kamakazisj: "See meant" Frederf220: "Concrete" riobranden: If you really like to shit the funky shit BobaFettuccine: How disgraceful. narf: Foiled again. kamakazisj: Look at all this beautiul foilage Frederf220: What we have here is a failure to exfoliate. riobranden: I'm trying to think but nothing happens. BobaFettuccine: Think, man, think! kamakazisj: THERE GOES THE THNIKKAMAN! kamakazisj: A can of hash and a cup of coffee Spoonmaster: you will be shot until you are dead. narcissus: Hi Maxamih! BobaFettuccine: So many dynamos! kamakazisj: Otto...that's a palindrome you won't be hearing for awhile. Frederf220: Fack you man! riobranden: Hey! Wow! I just realized that "XBOX" is a palindrome! kamakazisj: You think you' narf: It's warm and golden like a oven that's wide open! McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. BobaFettuccine: Sax! We need more sax! narcissus: Hi max kamakazisj: Jiminy gilickers radioactive man! riobranden: Hi sam narcissus: Hi max Frederf220: Worst science jobs. BobaFettuccine: that's pun-diddily-umptious! kamakazisj: Smelly ass methane = pun riobranden: "It's a gas! .... bill" Frederf220: "It's a gas!" --Bill Nye narf: To your nephew you can give it as a present. BobaFettuccine: nuh uhh. Apopowi: Uhh Uh BobaFettuccine: no, it's gaseous Frederf220: Isn't that hot? kamakazisj: Don't stick you head in there, it's gaseous narf: It's warm and golden like a oven that's wide open! BobaFettuccine: "Yeah, I can't stand to breathe air anymore. Just smoke" Frederf220: You are seldom breathing life, but mostly death. kamakazisj: We could only hope, boba BobaFettuccine: I bet those space mariens are gonna be blasting sequels, not bugs riobranden: Wow I am soooo not watching that. narf: That defies all earthly description. McSneer: It's official: Starship Troopers 2 is arriving this summer... STRAIGHT TO VIDEO. McSneer: Oh right, I get it. You're saying he's already won. kamakazisj: You fool, he can't win, HE'S JEWISH! McSneer: Lieberman Wins! kamakazisj: Oh, ok, it works now. BobaFettuccine: get a hammer, silly kamakazisj: Wait a minute the pieces don't fit this time riobranden: Don't think about all those things you feel. kamakazisj: It's possible sez possible possum. Frederf220: If a tree falls on a car, and nobody likes fried chicken, am I a toy soldier? narf: It's warm and golden, like an oven that's wide open. McSneer: If we seem weird or nutty to you, just remember this: the mighty oak tree was once a nut too. Frederf220: Nonsense. riobranden: Or the 50:50 ratio in the chatterbox of Mattd:everyone else. kamakazisj: NO YOU'LL DISRUPT THE 50:50 RATIO OF WATER TO ANTIFREEZE!!! BobaFettuccine: Then we'd best be adding some more water to the radiator! Hand me the hose! kamakazisj: You fool, that will overload the system! riobranden: It needs 20% more dancing! BobaFettuccine: Independance Day needs more dancing. kamakazisj: E-A-T A-T J-O-E-'-S BobaFettuccine: E-A-S? kamakazisj: MCSE? narf: MCE is the best XP kamakazisj: That's just XP Home BobaFettuccine: And the "notwork" back in Windows. riobranden: We're putting the "YOU" back in "retarded" McSneer: Look, there may not be an 'i' in team, but there's definitely a 'u' in suck! narcissus: HI MAX riobranden: I want to get off now kamakazisj: Little bitch deserved it BobaFettuccine: ouch! Frederf220: Whipped out your neice? riobranden: I whipped out my peice and got instant respect, yo! kamakazisj: Oreos are not meant to be eaten, don't let them trick you! BobaFettuccine: Yeah, baby, I had my nine millimeter! riobranden: I told you to use protection! kamakazisj: 12:34!? I'm gonna be late for calculus! narcissus: hi max Frederf220: 12:34 BobaFettuccine: ...right after 12:15 kamakazisj: the best time on the face of the planet Frederf220: COMPANY TIME MATT narf: Whiny the turd. Frederf220: "Whitey the Pooh" BobaFettuccine: you silly ol' bear riobranden: "It's Winney the Pooh" McSneer: Would any of you like some juice before being thrown out the air-lock? It's a very Russian ending. BobaFettuccine: We want your faxes! kamakazisj: Not your taxes Frederf220: The earplugs do everything. kamakazisj: The goggles do nothing. Frederf220: *shoots up Stims* riobranden: Ah! My eyes! The burning! BobaFettuccine: He'll just mutate into another, more hip and modern Doctor. That didn't save the show at all. Grumble, grumble. kamakazisj: All the more reason to keep a hard, painful apple core at the ready to kill the doctor. BobaFettuccine: I don't know a single doctor who recommends watching Babylon 5. McSneer: Eat it while watching Babylon 5. Keeps the doctor away. riobranden: What do you do with the apple? kamakazisj: An apple a day makes a delicious pie. BobaFettuccine: BEE HEALTHY OR DIE!!! kamakazisj: BEE HAPPY! BobaFettuccine: You have to BE the screen. Frederf220: On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy riobranden: Disqualified for not being a Tron quote. BobaFettuccine: someone reacts with me, I make and equal but opposite reaction with that person. riobranden: Someone pushes me I push back kamakazisj: You've been pushed before, so push back with all your might narcissus: rob is headed to LA...goodbye BobaFettuccine: ...as foretold by Nostradomous. Frederf220: Damn British Humour. BobaFettuccine: oh, poopitty poopitty poopitty poo riobranden: HAHAHA JOKES ON YOU there was no glue kamakazisj: no, you fool, it's from IKEA! BobaFettuccine: I shall ungluing it. Frederf220: I am removing it. kamakazisj: That's why we're improving it. BobaFettuccine: The new Guide is EVIL! McSneer: I like the cover... 'Don't Panic'. kamakazisj: This rhyming thing isn't as good as deja vu or alliteration BobaFettuccine: Now Brian's heart is a mess. McSneer: Super Mario Sunshine extraction was a complete success. riobranden: I just turned around and looked and there it was. kamakazisj: *crash* Frederf220: It's silver and reflective.. I think it's a sign. BobaFettuccine: But now? I feel I feel like slime! kamakazisj: It's ok not to rhyme if there's not enough time. BobaFettuccine: Except for Dwarf-tossing Robots. Eep! It doesn't rhyme! kamakazisj: Nobody tosses a dwarf! narcissus: HOW ABOUT A FRIEND? riobranden: You mean where we distract the enemy from our real purpose? McSneer: A DIVERSION! kamakazisj: Don't worry me, don't hurry me BobaFettuccine: Would you go as far as to swim the Rhine? Frederf220: *gets shakes from not playing Mario Sunshine* kamakazisj: And when Mario sleeps...snot buibble BobaFettuccine: Whenever Naruto dreams, he drools Spoonmaster: It's against the law to own books, fools. riobranden: Girl wants boy to have around BobaFettuccine: You know you're just a boytoy. kamakazisj: Slow down, cowboy riobranden: Because Lord knows I check the chatterbox regularly. kamakazisj: Ahahahahob BobaFettuccine: How could I ever leave you? I'm a silly, silly slob. narcissus: branden please fix animeod help i messed it up. thanks, rob McSneer: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. riobranden: On the only road I've ever known Frederf220: And heeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeee am I driving in my tin can. BobaFettuccine: Perhaps you can come and play? McSneer: And the stars look very different today. kamakazisj: All I can do is hang on to you McSneer: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do. kamakazisj: Take your vitamin pills and put your helmet on. McSneer: THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM kamakazisj: No mo engrish riobranden: from paly asian abstract little message girls cyclops mountains cute kamakazisj: buh buh buh He lives in a pineapple under the sea! BobaFettuccine: No monkies, either. kamakazisj: No spongebob!? BobaFettuccine: Pizza, Pineapple, Spongebob... all forbidden in the Improv circle. kamakazisj: Mmmm delicious monkey BobaFettuccine: gotta get that monkey riobranden: Gotta get funky kamakazisj: Da mad beatz yo Frederf220: What's going on here? kamakazisj: Scrubba scrubba. BobaFettuccine: And War is our Wax riobranden: Peace is our profession BobaFettuccine: , ma'am kamakazisj: There is no lady goat! Fishy: Sheep go to heaven; goats . . . go to hell. riobranden: That's 11 times, i think kamakazisj: That's 11 times, i think BobaFettuccine: Break the vicious cycle. Invest in immortalitlly. riobranden: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again narcissus: Hi max BobaFettuccine: Now, for the first time, in concert... kamakazisj: I'm going to all of those concerts, damnit. BobaFettuccine: . . . . I hope they'll be able to sew them back on when it gets above 32�F Fishy: Daytime high of 5F today, not including windchill from 30mph winds. I didn't really need my testicles anyway. . . . McSneer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Matt, nobody's going to that many freaking concerts! riobranden: vuja de: he feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before. kamakazisj: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again riobranden: That's because you're a monkey's uncle McSneer: "hi max" has only appeared 7 times (8 including this one) BobaFettuccine: hi max riobranden: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. kamakazisj: That's because you're a monkey's uncle BobaFettuccine: You didn't tell me it was your birthday. kamakazisj: aka "Once again dad, great gift." kamakazisj: Go to hell. narcissus: "hi max" has only appeared 7 times (8 including this one) narcissus: hi max riobranden: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. Spoonmaster: vuja de: he feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before. kamakazisj: Uh...mathematical equiations? riobranden: What the hell did you think was going to be there? kamakazisj: *clicks* OH GOD! riobranden: www.hotkinkysex.com kamakazisj: www.awebsite.com BobaFettuccine: www.squick.org narcissus: http://www.animeod.com/bbs /viewthread.php?tid=341 Frederf220: Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we'll be examining the phenomenon of deja vu. riobranden: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. riobranden: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. kamakazisj: I feel like I have a case of deja... Catch: Let's do it again! kamakazisj: We've been over this BobaFettuccine: average: kamakazisj: mode! riobranden: Mean or median? BobaFettuccine: I'm just some average Joe! kamakazisj: Ho, whaddya know!? hook: hey narf: BE WHERE, MCSNEER?! Frederf220: That's it, who has a toe shot script? Catch: Left one was shot again, eh? McSneer: Yes, another round started on the right foot. narf: *flashbang* kamakazisj: Sucker! *throws smoke bomb and runs away* BobaFettuccine: I wanted broad AVENUE. Spoonmaster: "is this broad street?" "IT IS NOW!" BobaFettuccine: She was a pretty broad, but a broad nonetheless, and I had to take her business. My name's Bullet. Tracer Bullet. kamakazisj: Car culture looks out at you, driving through a friday night on your own. riobranden: Sounds like diptheria Frederf220: Robtheria? kamakazisj: Not even McSneer: For death and glory! kamakazisj: To invade Roothembria, of course. riobranden: I think we're going to need a dropship. narcissus: FOR ROHAN! Catch: * Orders his Mechas into the fray. * BobaFettuccine: For the Shire! McSneer: FOR FRODO! narcissus: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8- McSneer: Who are you? narcissus: Hi max. riobranden: *pearls up string* Frederf220: *strings up pearl* narf: I love this thing. Catch: You mean grammer. Nah ha. kamakazisj: Good 'ol grammar BobaFettuccine: *wilts in agony* riobranden: Rufus Xavier Sasparilla? BobaFettuccine: Don't say that... "X" word again! Catch: That'll teach him to play in the XFL. Fishy: Willy is dead you insensitive clod! riobranden: FREE WILLy narcissus: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!! Fishy: Whee. Weather.com says its -1F, and that it feels like -15F after windchill. McSneer: WIN OR LOSE, WE GO DOWN FIGHTING. riobranden: SECTION NINE BobaFettuccine: Bolt 3 kamakazisj: 8zap* Frederf220: Shocks kamakazisj: ON BRANDEN, ON MATT, ON ETHAN AND BLITZEN! riobranden: Speed makes is special. kamakazisj: On crack, no less. BobaFettuccine: X-TREME SUICIDE kamakazisj: This is so extreme I'm just going to kill myself now. riobranden: The government has yet to acknowledge its existence. Catch: What about the XFL? It was extreeeeeeme!!!1 kamakazisj: That is neither hear nor their. McSneer: On the plus side, Babylon 5 is still the greatest television show ever. riobranden: We could build a power plant off of Alfred Hitchcock's grave kamakazisj: Butler's don't have senseis. They have cool suits. BobaFettuccine: butler's sensei spins in his grave. kamakazisj: *fred astaire dances on the ceiling* BobaFettuccine: bah-bah bah-dapbah! bah-dapbah!dapbah!dah! kamakazisj: The mini iPods are a dissapointment. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. Catch: ITAG! BobaFettuccine: TMI? NEI? WTF? Spoonmaster: NEI, Boba, NEI kamakazisj: TMI, Boba, TMI BobaFettuccine: that coldstone is chilly against my posterior narf: why not coldstone? Frederf220: What an excellent Ikea. kamakazisj: chulupas!? BobaFettuccine: ...and the Republic of Cilbuper! kamakazisj: Followed by the Marriage of Figaro... Frederf220: Famous Carpets: Berber of Seville. kamakazisj: Delicious berber riobranden: Carpets! kamakazisj: Mmmm BobaFettuccine: I invested in a Money Market Mutual Mund. riobranden: With dupply and semand. Catch: English dictation tapes! Er... wait. That was Star Trek. Sorry. McSneer: My question still remains... how did they teach a Drazi to speak Minbari? riobranden: Let's have a looksie. Frederf220: ...something no Mountie would ever do. kamakazisj: Indeedy riobranden: Doright? kamakazisj: Dudley! Spoonmaster: how do you get peas? With a KNIFE kamakazisj: I'll pass. THE PEAS! Frederf220: For Gondor!!!! kamakazisj: That could cause bruising. BobaFettuccine: with blunt garden shears! Spoonmaster: Let them cut off the Queen's head. Catch: Let them eat cake. narf: DEATH TO THE INFIDEL McSneer: All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you. riobranden: Achtung! kamakazisj: Like butter scraped over too much break. BobaFettuccine: our forces are spread too thing! McSneer: Like butter scraped over too much bread. Frederf220: lib -s //dev/null BobaFettuccine: You can't do that! That stone's got no liberties! kamakazisj: Checkmate narf: I got a Pass. kamakazisj: Abort/Retry/Fail riobranden: Object Window Library? BobaFettuccine: Captain Obvious to the Lobotomy Ward, please. kamakazisj: Thank you, Mr. Owl! narf: Because good is stupid! kamakazisj: Probably never narcissus: So, when are we having a WAR OF THE RING + LAN Party??? Catch: What if it uses the power of the shwartz? Frederf220: *implodes* riobranden: Or will it blow? kamakazisj: It'll suck. McSneer: Star Wars: Battlefront... it's coming. kamakazisj: 3: Time to speak in squick chatter. BobaFettuccine: 2: the instance of a program that causes objects to change color. kamakazisj: 1 : the act or an instance of diverting from a course, activity, or use McSneer: "A DIVERSION!" kamakazisj: No swearing BobaFettuccine: Shouldn't you be a Cockamauve? kamakazisj: Thank god I'm really more of a Cockateel. riobranden: A gentleman does not discuss such things. kamakazisj: I feel confident that I can refute that. BobaFettuccine: Gentelmen prefer yellow asparagus. kamakazisj: My food prefs are up to date, you SLACKERS. riobranden: Yeah. We got tons of new restaurants in Nevada! McSneer: Y'all need to update FOOD. kamakazisj: That tickles BobaFettuccine: and on ourselves narf: The only lines that matter are the ones we draw for ourselves. kamakazisj: You erased my line :( BobaFettuccine: The line must be drawn HE-YAH! Catch: * Crosses the line. * Classy like your mom. kamakazisj: That's classy all2ez: buttcheeks BobaFettuccine: how �nboring. kamakazisj: Yes. It was delicious. BobaFettuccine: remember the alamo? Frederf220: Nightlight. narf: Do you want it on or off? kamakazisj: *combs iot just so* riobranden: Kid better not touch my stache BobaFettuccine: My moustache was almost prehensile. narf: Opposable big toes are where it's at. Catch: They don't have opposable thumbs though. Suckers! BobaFettuccine: nah, dogs are smarter kamakazisj: That was smart Catch: So earlier I fainted, but instead of collapsing I ran forty feet before tripping over the corner of a bush; regaining consciousness. kamakazisj: Nobody likes Wham! McSneer: "PICK ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO-GO!" Frederf220: *holds tongue* BobaFettuccine: They don't pick me up. kamakazisj: *is reminded of those rental car ads* BobaFettuccine: 'cause we're jammin'! Catch: Don' worry, be happy! BobaFettuccine: you got it, mon! kamakazisj: Easy: we'll break down diamons! riobranden: But where are we going to get that much graphite? kamakazisj: Is that the one with the loopty-loops? McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" BobaFettuccine: ...'cause then we'd have steak! Catch: Guilty? You're lucky this isn't Texas. McSneer: Guilty as charged. riobranden: I didn't know Spielberg posted here. kamakazisj: Precisely the problem with Spielberg's decision. riobranden: That's not funny. That's stupid. BobaFettuccine: Now they'll talk our ears off! kamakazisj: We've replaced the guns with walkie talkies. Catch: Keep your eyes shut! Frederf220: The Ark! BobaFettuccine: Hey, I remember Rise of the Triad. Good ol' WWII Nazi killin's kamakazisj: Your diatribe is not appreciated here. riobranden: Or RotT. Ok, since none of you are going to get it, its Rise of the Triad. Verr old. BobaFettuccine: You'd have much gentler consonants if you bought a RotC game. McSneer: I think what you're all trying to say is that the RotK game I bought is spectacular! BobaFettuccine: I say, good chap! riobranden: Say what? narf: What's all this then? Catch: Gire Freek! riobranden: FIRE GREEKS! narcissus: GREEK FIRE! BobaFettuccine: But I am the proud new owner of some soap. riobranden: Yes we havn't. BobaFettuccine: too much beer and too much tv Catch: Only if they're crazy thoughts. kamakazisj: Thoughts are good. DcS: Hi. Thoughts? BobaFettuccine: no he doesn't riobranden: Good christ man you have every other chatter line! kamakazisj: Hi my name is drew and I like to drew drawings BobaFettuccine: no. no. i didn't drew anything. narf: of tbpd fame? kamakazisj: Contact Drew! narf: If I knew javascript, it would. kamakazisj: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Frederf220: Shut up or it'll follow the mouse. kamakazisj: Oh crap, it's animated... riobranden: Finally you have given in. WINNER IS ME! narcissus: TREBUCHET!!! TREBUCHET!!! BobaFettuccine: Don't bring me water! Don't bring me water! McSneer: You gave them GREEK FIRE?! kamakazisj: Tr�s buchet! narcissus: TREBUCHET! TREBUCHET!!! kamakazisj: I hate croissants, that's why. riobranden: what the hell for? kamakazisj: Beware the french. BobaFettuccine: And I'm mad. kamakazisj: Yay, I'm glad. narcissus: I CANT FRIKKEN SEE ANYTHING!@#!@#$@!$!$*!_)~! ~~~~!!!!! McSneer: You say that in an attempt to provoke further mischief... it won't work. Catch: It could be something much, much worse. kamakazisj: This damn confetti. riobranden: I have about 280 of them, meself. Frederf220: 68 FLCL/Pillows songs Catch: Kooloo-Limpah! kamakazisj: Math. riobranden: What have I done? kamakazisj: Just a little longer. BobaFettuccine: It's not even Old Year's Day narcissus: this is teh sux kamakazisj: FLCL stuff is gone. straitjacketstar: I've got sum of the pillows music. straitjacketstar: FLCL? narf: highlight my lad. BobaFettuccine: but it's so festive! kamakazisj: Bah. Hard to read chatter now. narf: we got that kamakazisj: Confetti? riobranden: You know what this place needs BobaFettuccine: duh Catch: Do you think Samwise asked Frodo to be his ringbearer at his wedding? BobaFettuccine: That must mean ... narcissus: my old WEP key: 12345678901234567890abcd aoikitsune: please?! aoikitsune: l aoikitsune: any one know where I can find FLCL music? BobaFettuccine: make it dance! kamakazisj: All the more reason to pee on his corpse. narcissus: We barely knew him riobranden: Then you're no friend of mine! kamakazisj: We can leave our friends behind. narf: We can dance if we want to! kamakazisj: Sorry. riobranden: STOP SAYING FUCKING THAT kamakazisj: Hi, max. BobaFettuccine: I was obviously bored. Sorry about that. BobaFettuccine: But Reloaded had the chase! and the chateau! and the rave! and... oh, no, what AM I SAYING!?!?! kamakazisj: Revolutions was better. narcissus: New movie: "Hi Max, Reloaded" BobaFettuccine: Lie down on the couch... what does that mean? kamakazisj: Somethin' wrong with that boy...he needs a frontier psychiatrist. narcissus: hi max Frederf220: Why thank you narcissus: clockwork orange nose riobranden: I wonder. Catch: Wh-wh-where did he learn to negotiate like that? narf: I do. riobranden: Anyone else want to negotiate? BobaFettuccine: Ka-blam! kamakazisj: *raises hand tentatively* riobranden: You wanna get yourself shot? narcissus: hi max, again narcissus: hi max kamakazisj: Goooood call there. BobaFettuccine: from lotr kamakazisj: An oliphant!? McSneer: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE! kamakazisj: No swearing, goddamnit! BobaFettuccine: that is so douce kamakazisj: It's really more of a denoument. riobranden: Is the exciting climax Fanta Shokata? narcissus: do you like my latest story? kamakazisj: That's ok, THEY EYE is being DIVERTED. Frederf220: Little short to be an orc. BobaFettuccine: no, i think its still yesterday kamakazisj: It's already tomorrow, thank goodness. Catch: Sorry. That's all the time we have for today. riobranden: i would like to dedicate this chatter comment kamakazisj: that bastard Catch: Yeah, or the Star Wars Kid will come after you. Or something. BobaFettuccine: han! don't! narf: nah. narcissus: ROTK was l33t BobaFettuccine: I haven't scene that movie. kamakazisj: I haven't sene many movies riobranden: Your statements indicates that you havn't even seen the movie that you're discussing. To smame, man. kamakazisj: We'd beat you to a bloody pulp without a doubt Frederf220: Don't fight Quote Club. Catch: The unmentioned rule of Fight Club is you do not quote Fight Club. riobranden: We're selling rich women their own fat asses right back to them. BobaFettuccine: they take the lard right out of you and put it on your popcorn Frederf220: A full ass lobotomy. narf: Only for your head. Catch: Lobotomy! It's like head liposuction! McSneer: Oh, I'm in way too far over my head to stop now. kamakazisj: Quit eating them then. BobaFettuccine: These couches smell nothing like spring rolls kamakazisj: Better than spring rolls. riobranden: I eat people. narf: She's good people. kamakazisj: You're not "people" McSneer: I forgot it already. kamakazisj: OMG there were shards everywhere...people will always remember the great hard drive crash of ought-3. kamakazisj: ...like a little girl. riobranden: You've never played Kirby games, have you? Kirby would just eat Mario. Catch: Kirby smacks Mario down like a little girl. McSneer: Mario getta you next time! McSneer: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiinn-TENDO! WAHOO!! kamakazisj: Bastard! McSneer: Hi from my GameCube. narcissus: hi from my new cube BobaFettuccine: I'll take a leg, Mr. gopher Server! narf: No harley, there aren't any gopher servers anymore! McSneer: Gopher? kamakazisj: It's late. Time for sleep. kamakazisj: Expecting a flood? riobranden: This is a dead bird. kamakazisj: But it was my only line. narf: Damn! We're in a tight spot! McSneer: You two're just dumber than a bag 'a hammers. BobaFettuccine: you could have put that hub in a jewelery box and proposed with it! kamakazisj: Oh no, I forgot. Frederf220: Funny narf: what is my ip kamakazisj: That's funny. riobranden: Slowdown cowboy! forrest: bye forrest: call me at 281-997-2485 ask ashley, for a good time forrest: hi every body forrest: hey Frederf220: The local voting system is appearantly slated for a change. kamakazisj: The pebbles wasted their vote on GARY COLEMAN. McSneer: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. kamakazisj: Yes, but where is the cash stored??? O_o Apopowi: Naked&free with tons of cash kamakazisj: NAKED and free. narf: Doesn't seem to stop anyone else! Let yourself run free. Catch: Staring at the chatterbox, I just have nothing to say. riobranden: These things almost make me cringe. BobaFettuccine: and *@ for apple Frederf220: *$ for short McSneer: I blame ClearChannel, because they're an easy target. riobranden: Why is everyone talking about that damn show? McSneer: STARBUCK'S A GIRL?! riobranden: Maybe--------? BobaFettuccine: YEAH!!!!!! Frederf220: The mp3s exist... so yeah. BobaFettuccine: *ridicules* kamakazisj: No, it's ridiculous. Catch: I think you meant ' silly technology. ' kamakazisj: With technology, silly. riobranden: The great recycle bin in the sky. I meant more, *how* is that page indexed? Apopowi: where are they Apopowi: what happened to the pillows mp3s narf: PLINKO CENZORED RIO! kamakazisj: Google knowz all. narf: Gorsh knows. riobranden: Why is that page indexed by google? narf: Brian removed the offending kontent. Catch: Squick dot Org! For all your everything needs! Unless it doesn't like you. BobaFettuccine: I'll just say "Brian" and hope you're not a fed. Fil: This may be an annoying question, but. Why am I directed to this site when searching for Pillows .mp3s? narcissus: oh, and i will also need to get wireless g equipped narcissus: ordered the laptop! next step: data projector, g5, 23" monitor, and surround sound Frederf220: YOU WILL BE D3L33T3D! narf: I'm not very neet. BobaFettuccine: are you 1337? or at the very least, leet? Bebopcowboy: Peanut butter for the dyslexic? I wonder about bells. W00t kamakazisj: They're not n00bs. They're R0bs. riobranden: I fucking hate chatter newbies Apopowi: Die All Apopowi: Bla bla Apopowi: blabla riobranden: A/S/O check kamakazisj: That's the "A?/N!" option. narf: Abort? Never! kamakazisj: Abort/Sex/Location ? BobaFettuccine: I have no clue what you mean. Abort/Retry/Fail? kamakazisj: A/S/L you fool! FOOL! BobaFettuccine: A/R/F? kamakazisj: *recalls the emperor* narcissus: I am Emperor Totoro Catch: IM'd = Wrecked? (Y/N?) narf: Waiting to be IM'd by you! Catch: There's a whole new generation... waiting to be wrecked by you! riobranden: He's my soldier girl. He's very far away. He makes my head spin around. narf: hi! who are you? forrest: hi Frederf220: OOooh, are you having another total devisation sale? Catch: Now 30% off! BobaFettuccine: OF DOOM! TheTriangleMaker: Well...twiddlydo TheTriangleMaker: Jon does. TheTriangleMaker: Anyone? TheTriangleMaker: Who wants dyslexic peanut butter? Frederf220: MT ads.. on TV? narcissus: OF DOOM! kamakazisj: Far too many. narcissus: how many users now anyhoo? narcissus: MT ads start soon Frederf220: It's funny cause it's true riobranden: Don't you just want to boogy? narf: than squick.org kamakazisj: There is no grander e-mail address. narf: There is no grander story. kamakazisj: Only fast cars driven by fast women. riobranden: Nothing overtakes me. kamakazisj: that could be painful. BobaFettuccine: woah! narcissus: Anyone want to try refried corn? Catch: Brass monkey, that funky monkey! riobranden: Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic. narf: I said local service only! That'll be two credits! That's ok, I'll get it next time. Catch: Interstellar local. kamakazisj: That boat dealer wasn't local. riobranden: Studmuffins and beefcakes, but only at that one bar. Frederf220: I remember the bathrooms in a local boat dealer being labeled "Inboards" and "Outboards." narcissus: Guys and Dolls! BobaFettuccine: Shells and slugs. Frederf220: Stickshifts and safetybelts narcissus: $hits & g1ggl3s riobranden: hugs and punches narcissus: wowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwo wwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwoww owwowwowwowwowwowwowwow! Catch: No matter. All things serve the path of the BEAM. kamakazisj: DFon't bend over, you'll rip your pant's SEAMS! BobaFettuccine: I saw her at the store lookin' for franks and BEANS kamakazisj: She lives in brooklyn but she works down in QUEENS riobranden: Get your money hair. Catch: But I'm stuck in the U.K.! Frederf220: CAN'T BE BOTHERED narcissus: So, how about the squick LJ? BobaFettuccine: , never haven't kamakazisj: Never have, riobranden: Do you understand what's going on? kamakazisj: Don't forget Xenu. narcissus: Zeenoo and Zaenoo can. Catch: Can you see me switching on? narcissus: For Zeenoo kamakazisj: For a teddy bear picnic? narcissus: Tonight is the night. The night the gnomes come out to play. kamakazisj: Why, today sir? It's christmas day! narcissus: Zaenoo bless us, every one! riobranden: Destroy me, invisible, movement. McSneer: *****Mario***** tard: egaD BobaFettuccine: the UC servers were bogged down. we were blasting Error 500s down like flies. But they kept coming. The wait, the action, the wait, the error, the frustration. my platoon was dying fast. I had to turn on the Subsonic. narcissus: so what's going on? BobaFettuccine: If I was Mr. Universe, pigs would fly. kamakazisj: I thought it was Mr. Universe. Catch: Didn't the UN say something about no human cloning? riobranden: Two of those people were the same person. kamakazisj: Two people are not a crowd. Three, however, is. BobaFettuccine: *joins the crowd* *pelts branden with rocks* kamakazisj: By jove, you're right! *pelts branden with rocks* narf: IT WAS HAM kamakazisj: *pelts branden with rocks* riobranden: All I said was that peice of steak was good enough for Jehova! BobaFettuccine: aaa! you said the "you" word! Aaa! now I said it! narf: I had to do it, you understand. kamakazisj: Fustagation aside... Catch: The ////\\\\\/////\\\ \ word! BobaFettuccine: you said the "m" word riobranden: You're talking about my conflagration. kamakazisj: What, my polonius comment, or rob's exclamation points? narf: that needs to scroll off soon, or action may be taken. kamakazisj: Loose your daughter! (polonius) BobaFettuccine: lose your keyes! riobranden: Wanna get loose? narcissus: moo kamakazisj: With a 30 pound turkey. narf: No, lunch. kamakazisj: "supper" you mean narf: Nah, I had a big lunch. MarkClarc: It is the Turkey Day. Ready your Stomachs of Holding. narf: I'll send you some links. They're not 56k safe. kamakazisj: ...nevermind, I don't want to know why you know that. narf: There's already a sizeable scat LJ community. kamakazisj: It would be in a new LJ community, branden. BobaFettuccine: No more fiber for you! riobranden: Wow. You should start a shit-themed live journal about it. narcissus: I am about to take my 5th or 6th dump today. I have made so much shit I've lost track of it. Frederf220: IE 3.0 doesn't show squick right, ya WVC lab... also... matt, stop spamming. kamakazisj: Eh, 56k's not so bad. riobranden: Just, talking about knives. BobaFettuccine: kinfin' around, knifin' around narf: Cut it out! narcissus: time to take a fat crap randy: DO YOU GUYS FEEL MANDY? randy: hi guys narcissus: H-A-P-P-Y H-O-L-I-D-A-Y-S from M*A*N*D*Y!!! narf: Leave poor Jim alone! Fishy: Hello from Cambodia. Catch: Snap into a SlimJim! narcissus: MANDY WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BobaFettuccine: vwoink! riobranden: I keep one in the bathroom. narf: And so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement. BobaFettuccine: I tried knot to tie the not. kamakazisj: Pretty good for not trying! BobaFettuccine: nah, you almost had it there, matt kamakazisj: TWO TRUCKS! Catch: And the mack truck. BobaFettuccine: She only had herself to blame? riobranden: She had it coming. narf: The Drill Doctor can even repair broken bits! Catch: Set his pants on fire? narf: Naughty Billy Liar tard: pass the cheeze pleeze tard: you foolio! kamakazisj: I always thought it was the comical sound of clowns slipping on banana peels... BobaFettuccine: squick = scalpel, quick! kamakazisj: I was assuming it was a cancerous growth... riobranden: Why do you think the hood of the protege has that large lump in it? McSneer: Good point, we should all install Hemis. Though, it would probably rip my car in twain. riobranden: That thing got a hemi? You're about to find out? kamakazisj: iAdministrative Assistants narf: IPods ... or iMen? McSneer: Matt will be happy to know that every frame of the battle for Helm's Deep was delivered to Peter Jackson by way of his employees' iPods! kamakazisj: In chatter!? That's funni. narf: kamakazisj, spamming will not be tolerated. kamakazisj: "Aunt flo always visits as this time of month." Frederf220: My name be MC Menses and my flow be fresh kamakazisj: That's hard to read. riobranden: yOURR be tharr tarded kamakazisj: Ah ha you suckaz is all BANNED! Catch: Damn /'s acting as periods. Catch: Damn Marine Frigates/ narf: reobranden has been retaken. narf: That wasn't a pillow, it was Mary. BobaFettuccine: one more night! riobranden: And when I woke up my pillow was gone. kamakazisj: Thank god. narf: But I wasn't even a builder! Catch: Will it ever be done? All signs point to maybe. kamakazisj: I dreamt I was an architect. narf: The structure fell about our feet. Frederf220: Astronut BobaFettuccine: I like slang. Yo. Catch: [Deep] --> ([ 80's lingo translator]) ---> [Heavy.] kamakazisj: So deep... narf: Though the angles and corners, even though my work is unparalled, they never seemed to meet. kamakazisj: Straight to prison. BobaFettuccine: Do the mooooooooooooooooooooooooo n walk! kamakazisj: Even JENNY does the ASTRO! Frederf220: Astrooooooo!!!! kamakazisj: Crazy ass-tro-nauts riobranden: No no no. Jack Lovell. BobaFettuccine: oh, no, don't say the "w" word. Eep! kamakazisj: Christopher Lowell? Damn, that doesn't really work. Frederf220: Wow, AMC has sunk to a knew lowe kamakazisj: Doubleclick.com GRRRR BobaFettuccine: there are too many popups narf: What's wrong with the movie? BobaFettuccine: barbed wire does not make a good tatoo, but Strong Bad does Catch: On another note, I want a tattoo of the internet. Fishy: Grope allegations! kamakazisj: RECALLED! Frederf220: Vetoed! riobranden: Motion passed. Spoonmaster: SECONDEDEDED narf: PROPOSAL: PAST EVENTS CAN HAVE NO MORE COMMENTS POSTED McSneer: HOOM! HOOM! HOOM! riobranden: And four inches thick. BobaFettuccine: I have a 17-incher, and I think it goes at 60Hz narf: 12 inches of happy. BobaFettuccine: ZZZZZZZControl Yourself!ZZZZZZZ kamakazisj: *giggles uncontrollably* Frederf220: It tastes like happy. kamakazisj: Is that the sound that a new powerbook makes!? BobaFettuccine: Schmoi! Schmoi! Catch: Don't listen to him! Get y0 fr3ak on! kamakazisj: I don't think you can.. Give up now. riobranden: People I don't know have taken over the chatter box. Am I a bad enough dude to rescue it? BobaFettuccine: That's famous Swords, silly kamakazisj: The Rapists for 400, please. Catch: Quiet, or Man in Black Alex Trebek will come after you. kamakazisj: Those crazy aliens... BobaFettuccine: And then the guy just blinked, like, twice, but it was like a second set of eyelids, and then he jumped straight up the wall! Frederf220: *closes all four eyelids* Nephytus: I see now narf: So you're one of those. kamakazisj: I was hoping that, at least. riobranden: I guess there's a little bit of Godzilla in us all. Fishy: You discovered it; you should name it. Ok . . . I'll call it Regenerator G1! narcissus: Zaenoo.com is up! And it points here! Catch: "Your" and "you're," they're as different as night and day! kamakazisj: The kitties have a new kitty thing. It's cute. narf: Practice makes purfect. riobranden: An amazing effeciency rate. narf: Done! kamakazisj: AH GET IT OUT!! narf: TROUSER SNAKE! BobaFettuccine: they are invading my left pocket as we speak. Frederf220: Tiny little life forms riobranden: Spot is pregnant. Frederf220: "It's part of the suit!" narf: The cleaners couldn't get the 'spot' out. Catch: It's GRRRRRRRRREAT! Frederf220: fursona BobaFettuccine: how about tasty riobranden: That's our word! kamakazisj: You have no right to use that word BobaFettuccine: It's furry! narf: It's cute! kamakazisj: It's obsolete! Frederf220: Silly LORAN kamakazisj: No service at all narf: Local service only, sir. narcissus: RANDY kamakazisj: Kinky narf: With an elf. riobranden: What if we put the rocket on a trampoline? BobaFettuccine: If we put the astronauts on a tramp-o-line, they can catch up with the rocket! Frederf220: Tramp-o-line kamakazisj: That's otay BobaFettuccine: Aaa! The rocket went off without the astronauts in it! Catch: Set chatter mode = T Minus 10 BobaFettuccine: Let's take it to the MOON! riobranden: I like the idea of the chatter actually progressing somewhere. kamakazisj: This is gettin' insanity. Catch: No more weapons of mass destruction! kamakazisj: Or the dogs with bees in their mouths... Frederf220: There is a videogame with a land shark gun. It shoots sharks. kamakazisj: OMG HE DID. BLASPHEMY I GUESS!!! Catch: You killed the Squick Whale! narf: *loops All made of stars* kamakazisj: Moby? riobranden: There is the theory of the mobius--a loop in the fabric of space-time. Frederf220: Nike. Just wow. kamakazisj: So, was that enjoyable/ BobaFettuccine: Oh, wow, oh wow, ohwow, oh,wow kamakazisj: Three versions of every song narf: Yeah, but they're not on krabs anymore ... right? Frederf220: *has 68 FLCL and Pillows songs* Catch: He said right! Not left! Right! Oh my god LOOK OUT mitsu: right... kamakazisj: As I've said before, squick is an anomaly. No content but tons of utility. mitsu: wow, ok, thats funktastical I guess narf: It's just where a few people gather to annoy each other. There's many sekret sections that are sekret. mitsu: ....i guess its about nothing.... mitsu: whats this website about anyway? narf: frederf did mitsu: anyone got FLCL mp3s? kamakazisj: I can think of how that is WRONG. BobaFettuccine: Just as I will never require pantyhose. narf: Just remember, squick will never require serious conversations. riobranden: cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut BobaFettuccine: OK, class, get your charms books ready. Frederf220: Say "from Charms." Catch: CUT CUT CUT! That was terrible. Try again! narf: ACTION ACTION ACTION! Catch: Even if its all plan and no action? riobranden: Arranging things isn't devious. Its planning to arrange things thats devious. kamakazisj: how devious. narf: That can be arranged. Frederf220: I'd rather not be. riobranden: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SAY THAT COMPLETELY WORTHLESS POST kamakazisj: yay Catch: Just rememeber that no matter how foolish, californians are still better than everone else. kamakazisj: Just like california to make a fool outta me BobaFettuccine: welcome to the feast/ we're gonna feed ya/ coming from the east/ we're gonna need ya/ coming from the west/ i gotta warn ya/ what we gonna take?/ we gonna take california! narf: Take california. kamakazisj: Maybe in London, for crissakes. riobranden: At the tone, the time will be: 8:42pm and 17 seconds. *beep* kamakazisj: that sounds entertaining *gets popcorn* Catch: Not even Batman vs THE UNIVERSE? kamakazisj: But no matches. riobranden: Riddle me that. Frederf220: Riddle me this! narf: Wrong Sonic, Braine. kamakazisj: They got it eventually. BobaFettuccine: like when no one remembers your name kamakazisj: People can be strange in other situations though. riobranden: When you're a stranger, people are strange. kamakazisj: "I'm as calm as a fruit stand in New York and almost as strange." Frederf220: To Magpath! narcissus: I am here at Sonic and the Greater Matt is conslutting right now narf: NO kamakazisj: With David Bowie no less narf: You know, a labyrinth defined by a guardian, then a teaparty inside another maestro hesitates. kamakazisj: That could cause a 6th avenue heartache Frederf220: Project your upper appendagaes skyward apathetically riobranden: like you just dont care kamakazisj: Ten centrs up, two bucks down narf: put your hands up kamakazisj: Destroying the whole universe in the process. BobaFettuccine: when you put water on a foam singularity dinosaur, he expands! kamakazisj: Singularity dinosaur! BobaFettuccine: I hate 7D dinosaurs. riobranden: DINOSAUR ADVENTURE 3D! BobaFettuccine: Eye spy ... kitties! Frederf220: Eyes of feet. kamakazisj: Eyes of titanium alloy? BobaFettuccine: Laser eyes > eyes of steel Catch: Weaklings. Get Eyes of Steel. kamakazisj: I blink on a regular basis. narf: I blink contstantly. riobranden: Worst. Sheltar. Evar. ..................... (supar) narf: "sheltar" Frederf220: I like how someone complete out of left field chatters and no one blinks. Fishy: This has crossed the thin line between entertainment and war. You'll find no shelter here. KanyeWest: Adobe Photoshop kamakazisj: I mean "chiclets". Damnit kamakazisj: You mena "chichlets". They're called that because they're so chic! BobaFettuccine: Square your pleasure with chicklettes! kamakazisj: Three times the fun. TAKE THAT DOUBLEMINT riobranden: I accidentally triple posted in the kitties section. kamakazisj: With a baseball bat, no less. Catch: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! narf: PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! Frederf220: air. Shadith: Che? Spoonmaster: Finsih him! Catch: Mooooooortaaaar Koooombaaat! riobranden: I think my extra whitening toothpaste and my anti-dandruff shampoo are engaged in mortal combat. kamakazisj: That would probably give any gnawers cancer. riobranden: Yeah! That's what the Sears vinyl siding is for! kamakazisj: Quit gnawing the drywall. Frederf220: More of a honey glaze kamakazisj: I'm not bitter. riobranden: I've got a boxcar with blankets and bread, down in sector nine where noone goes. Catch: No, I think he means the ' Win Game module. ' riobranden: Oh, you mean Battleships? kamakazisj: You can now research a thingy that allows you to win the game! BobaFettuccine: Bummer that I can't salvage turbos, our technology doesn't match. kamakazisj: If it's a turbo minivan... Catch: So I aquired this minivan for nothing, huh? Sonova... kamakazisj: Lazy cops riobranden: Sir! Their bombardment fleet seems to conist of ... Town&Country's! kamakazisj: Can, and do. BobaFettuccine: can xl frigates dock minivans? narf: they can most certainly not. Catch: Minivans can dock XL Frigates? SOLD. kamakazisj: If this were a minivan.... BobaFettuccine: You can't dock that frigate there, it's an extra large. kamakazisj: It's more of an extra large. riobranden: How about our school's medium? kamakazisj: School's offal? BobaFettuccine: Don't send your school's familiar at me! kamakazisj: That's the spirit! Fishy: I wont do what you tell me! Catch: Are you ready to RUUUUUUUUMMMMBBBLE!!!! kamakazisj: Not until you respect my authoritah. riobranden: Bow before my level eight animate nighstand! kamakazisj: That's nothing compared to my enchanted trebuchet. narf: The magic dragoon! kamakazisj: Puff puff, but in a different way. Frederf220: Damn Frenchies. narf: That's a very colorist view of the world. riobranden: The color guard is colored! Catch: Everything should just stop right now. kamakazisj: Salty sweat or sweet sweat? Or sweat sweet? riobranden: It needed more sweat. kamakazisj: Delicious paste... BobaFettuccine: paste kamakazisj: Cut narf: Say from charms! BobaFettuccine: it will miss, and learn how to fly Frederf220: dirt-directed? narf: It's earthbound! kamakazisj: That's nast-ay BobaFettuccine: fwoop! riobranden: I want my PP to go up. riobranden: They have to be granted. kamakazisj: It's not an event you can purchase tickets to. narf: Branden got a tiiiicket! BobaFettuccine: ...pretty primordial! Frederf220: Pavilion Parking? kamakazisj: Lion King party....eventually. riobranden: The film "Alien" has also been rereleased on my computer. The difference is, its free. kamakazisj: What a tard. BobaFettuccine: Alien. I learned that from the college guy. kamakazisj: TOMORROW!!!! BobaFettuccine: woah, whoah, back it up. in theaters TODAY!? kamakazisj: Have you guys seen a pink...I wanna say vinyl...purse around here? Frederf220: Can't .. go ... on... describing.. symptoms... BLEH kamakazisj: Left....arm...tingling. Catch: Chest burtsing goodness in theatres TODAY riobranden: Not likely. kamakazisj: I sit corrected. BobaFettuccine: Lousey! kamakazisj: Lousy Hillary Clinton... riobranden: Anything to get the power away from New York City. Fishy: I think squick should become the replacement for the current, broken "United Nations". riobranden: I had to lower your performace rating from a solid good, to our lowest rating which is "retard". Catch: M-o-o-o-n, that spells SUCKER! Frederf220: Ah yes, the "sucker" icon riobranden: And put an icon in the system tray, too. kamakazisj: Upgraded drivers will fix that. Frederf220: I go away from my computer, but it comes after me. kamakazisj: We'll make sure you get a copy of that memo. BobaFettuccine: got the memo! riobranden: Oh, nobody told you? narf: CHATTER NEEDS AN SMS GATEWAY. narf: I'm stuck in front of a computer for most the day./ riobranden: I keep a portable device in my pocket that lets me use the chatterbox. Catch: And to see Kill Bill. kamakazisj: Only to forage. BobaFettuccine: Do you guys ever go away from your computers? narf: Ye Olde Spice kamakazisj: ARID BobaFettuccine: no, the deoderant kamakazisj: suuuuure thing narf: The men? BobaFettuccine: Pass those over. riobranden: Thanks for delivering these copies of Juggs. They should keep the men from reverting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes. kamakazisj: Flashback time! *gathers around TV* narf: *wavey lines* kamakazisj: OOoohhhhhoooo Frederf220: Time. narf: SEVERAL MILLISECONDS kamakazisj: A couple seconds! riobranden: Many hours in my case. Fishy: Many days have passed since I last pah-ed here. narf: Put your hands up. kamakazisj: Not that BobaFettuccine: vvvvvwwwwwwwaaagnnon! riobranden: I wonder what broke. Frederf220: duuude narf: hold on to your hats, krabs is now in pacific time. McSneer: Let's send 'er BACK TO THE FREAKING NEXUS! riobranden: What was that Madame Guinan? kamakazisj: We shot old yaller BobaFettuccine: Those pearly whites are getting yaller. Catch: And I bring the chatter back to the the toothfairy. Because I can. Frederf220: In the telephone lines her good teeth smile. riobranden: Explaining that I'm just visiting. narf: True DREEEEEEEEEAMS of Wichita. kamakazisj: Shadow and FLAME McSneer: DANGIT PSY, THE WINGS WERE MADE OF SHADOW kamakazisj: BRING SAJUUK TO BEAR BobaFettuccine: I prefer my potatoes mashed or deep fried, not hashed. kamakazisj: That's harsh. riobranden: You're the reason for the downfall of civilization. kamakazisj: You're confoosed. BobaFettuccine: Not us! We are all Ethan! kamakazisj: It's very confusing, because we are all "I" narf: We don't use the I word in our household. riobranden: No, the Mc, those damn irish bastards. narf: What, me? BobaFettuccine: And then the MC beats it up with a fire extinguisher. Psy: Everytime a bell rings, a balrog gets its wings. BobaFettuccine: Festively Plump! There, I beat you to it! riobranden: Manuel doesnt speak english Frederf220: I'll tell her you said that... and she'll tell Manuel and Manuel won't be pleased. kamakazisj: The tooth fairy knows nothing of inflation rates. Catch: For crack. riobranden: And then the tooth fairy gives you a dollar. kamakazisj: Put some under your pillow for secret eating. Catch: Fluffypuff Sugar Delights! Iqloo: Fluffywork. riobranden: Catwork. kamakazisj: Kittenwerk riobranden: Kraftwerk narf: Paradise Bites kamakazisj: Senor Coconut BobaFettuccine: That would be a really wacky brand of tea. Frederf220: Senora greay? kamakazisj: You're as dumb as paint. Frederf220: Below the sink, there is a drain. narf: Behind the wall, there is a chair. Moon Sammy knows, the chair is there. BobaFettuccine: how does she know that? narf: Moon sammy knows the chair is there. BobaFettuccine: And the cozy cushions!! kamakazisj: The comfy chair! riobranden: Not _The_ Chair? Catch: Not him. Someone keeps moving his chair. Frederf220: How about him... over there? kamakazisj: is there any other sitar player? riobranden: the penniless sitar player kamakazisj: Psychadelic riobranden: Sitar? BobaFettuccine: boink! kamakazisj: that's shardalicious narf: Your gitar would explode in your hands. Catch: How much more? narf: MORE kamakazisj: No more forums! narf: What, you want a forum too? Frederf220: Too little. riobranden: What have you done? narf: GOOD LORD, YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD. riobranden: (Shhh) narf: *gives two fingers* riobranden: *gives finger* Frederf220: If I can't have her, no one car! *BLAM* Catch: Squick, Squick, Squick, he's the Squick Man! riobranden: Sorry, you are NOT PASSING YET. narf: Make squick your desktop. kamakazisj: OMG I HAVEN'T VISITED SQUICK YET riobranden: Thats what the ramen tasted like. narf: I'll lau the peanut butter down. Frederf220: This is a re-gernerated response. riobranden: U narf: I Frederf220: I cannot say anything using the less than symbol. narf: Watch your mouth. riobranden: Those aren't your sentiments you fucktarded plagiarist. Catch: My sentiments exactly. kamakazisj: Bastard narf: *sticks gum in the slot* Catch: Please insert quarters to continue. kamakazisj: That was effective. Frederf220: Frederf220: You encur the wrath of ASCII Chiken! kamakazisj: (\/) kamakazisj: ( ) kamakazisj: (")(") kamakazisj: What's le point? narf: ( ( ! ) ) narcissus: (^)*-*(^) narf: How cwute. Catch: * Blinks. * It gimped my kirbies! TRAGEDY. Catch: ^_^)> riobranden: D: bunny: :D narf: A FREE FREAKIN BOAT kamakazisj: Free tibet!? I'll take two! riobranden: Bet butter. Frederf220: Shower tim! Catch: But better. kamakazisj: It's like the plague. narf: INTERNET EVERYWHERE kamakazisj: that's right riobranden: Yeah... characters. kamakazisj: You're getting plots confused with something else. BobaFettuccine: The best plots are those made of pipe cleaner. Frederf220: One with an untwistable plot! kamakazisj: PLOT TWIST! riobranden: Does she know...that you're her daughter? narcissus: Does she know...that her daughter's still alive? Catch: * Watches RioBranden die by choking on a furball. * riobranden: *eats divine temple* Frederf220: *Erects temple to Bast* Wodjafink: equine...canine... BobaFettuccine: Turkey time! Catch: Mmmm... Bast... BobaFettuccine: don't forget feline! kamakazisj: Bovine and divine are amazingly similar. BobaFettuccine: To laze is human, to snore, divine. kamakazisj: I've been lazy; sorry. Catch: How did nobody manage to post here since I last checked? riobranden: f�nf BobaFettuccine: house. riobranden: Slaughter. Frederf220: Sicko BobaFettuccine: spoons! narf: Right, what's all this nonsense about now? Catch: I AM ENJOYING THIS MUCH. riobranden: I havn't had key lime pie since I was a kid. BobaFettuccine: whoopie, im a millionaire. Frederf220: To collect your million! (punchesintheface) kamakazisj: Is it apple? BobaFettuccine: Ready for that pie to the face? kamakazisj: Tom it is! riobranden: STOP CALLING ME JERRY narf: Hey now. BobaFettuccine: nah, they're both manifestations kamakazisj: Quel matt? riobranden: That games so easy even Matt could play. kamakazisj: You better get on fixing that. riobranden: What are you talking about? I dont have any peers. Catch: Sounds familar to a lot of things. * Peers at the text. * Frederf220: *contains no anything kamakazisj: Double super chocolate flavor! narf: Coffee flavored or mint flavoured? kamakazisj: Ore-o. Catch: What kind of cookies and ass? Frederf220: Cookies and ass. riobranden: No. The pay is ass and the management horrible. Catch: ... Would I actually want to? kamakazisj: He should take over as main movie reviewer on mt. bahnet! riobranden: An eerily accurate description. Catch: Was a good book. Not a terrible movie. riobranden: FINALLY. Someone gets my damn sphere references. Now I can stop making them. Catch: Shut up Jerry. Nobody likes you. riobranden: WHERE IS THE CONTROL ENTITY HAROLD C. BARNES? riobranden: No now he means Real Ultimate Power 2003 kamakazisj: Evil microsoft empire... narf: I think you mean .NET Frederf220: Real Ultimate Power dot Net kamakazisj: I didn't know that. riobranden: I believe in me I believe in you and you know I believe in ninjas. riobranden: The sun's going to go nova! narf: There will be no sunset for anyone unless you finish your vegetables. BobaFettuccine: I don't care, as long as I'M the one who gets to ride into the sunset. Catch: Will it be back in the saddle again? narf: The cowboy message is coming back. Spoonmaster: your mother is strictly forbidden. riobranden: posting fortune into the chatterbox is strictly forbidden tard: being FORTY yards long. tard: Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES tard: ill try narf: Stop spramming the chatterbox! tard: BAHAHAHA u have Angell?! ( i did too) BobaFettuccine: would Angell approve? kamakazisj: Most tards did tard: did u know i ran for governor? Catch: California is probably pretty flabby. I don't know if it should take off it's shirt. Frederf220: Take off every zig. narf: I can't, there's a pullover over it. riobranden: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT! Catch: California: A WINNER IS YOU!!! Frederf220: you have no chance to survive, punch your ballot tard: all your governors are belong to us narf: California has been set up the recall. tard: Ahhhhhhhhnold riobranden: Things that are shiny. McSneer: What'chu talkin' 'bout?! BobaFettuccine: Vroom. narcissus: COLEMAN WINS COLEMAN WINS! kamakazisj: FLYNT YO! McSneer: VOTE FOR THE FUTRE! VOTE ARNOLD! riobranden: I'M FRIED? kamakazisj: YOU'RE FIRED! Frederf220: I wake up and it's FEBUARY narcissus: so, oregano's? narf: Nobody ever sent me the earl to Genre, Branden. riobranden: We already did that you Matt. Catch: * Sigh. * Bridge of Sighs is aptly named. narf: Send me the earl already. Catch: See Genre already. narf: Sure you are, shorty. riobranden: I'm a banana! narf: Ma spoon is too big. Frederf220: "It's lemon!" Catch: " I just want to eat grubs! " " Eat your grubs, sasquatch. " kamakazisj: Grubbe riobranden: Groo-groo-groo-groo-groooo ooove. kamakazisj: Or not. narf: Woof, baby. kamakazisj: And I wanna be your dog. narf: It's clean and clear as sugar free jazz. riobranden: Not as bad as ... a really bad show. kamakazisj: Horrible show. narf: ROAD RULES! kamakazisj: GARY RULES! riobranden: Gary Fules riobranden: No you fool kamakazisj: Guster - Amsterdam Nephytus: cat's meow narcissus: Don't call me Shirley riobranden: Sharly. McSneer: Gnarly!!!!!!! narf: Marley. Catch: Bob Marley narcissus: Barley riobranden: Hardly. kamakazisj: Harley tells all. McSneer: http://www.933flz.com/audi o/video.asx riobranden: Harley told me. narf: Tel mah! McSneer: Duh. Bruce Campbell. kamakazisj: mmmm...brownies riobranden: Extra brownie points to anyone who can STR on what I said previous to this. kamakazisj: "Here's your hat!" riobranden: this ... is ... my ... BOOMSTICK! McSneer: Trilogy Tuesday approacheth. narf: I did mention I just got a conceal and carry permit? narcissus: Family Guy Marathon @ Matt's this Friday nite! kamakazisj: No, getting fat. but I like your thinking. riobranden: Making paintball videos? kamakazisj: We may as well set it to "deep fat fry". It got Shatner to where he is today. Frederf220: How about to "Shake 'n Bake"? kamakazisj: They don't go that high. Catch: Set phasers to ' Bitch Slap. ' Frederf220: *sets up the Wookie Defence* narcissus: By wookie, you mean Lobacca, right? riobranden: I sense... a feeling I have not felt since... BobaFettuccine: But give the wookie a shampoo tard: Bring Solo and the wookie to me. tard: egad! narf: NOnsense. BobaFettuccine: Let's put a stopper on alcohol. narcissus: (And all of the Emperor's clones so he can never die, and he can make Luke cross to the dark side, too!) narf: Damn the Emporer. riobranden: We will test it on Captain Solo. I don't want the Emporer's Prize harmed. Catch: d) All of the above. kamakazisj: Tom Cruise. BobaFettuccine: tasteless jokes or rice? Catch: THE WORST OF ALL CRIMES. narf: And his rice is tasteless. riobranden: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. narcissus: The Emperor lives, for his clones are many. narf: They should. riobranden: Asteroids do not concern me. narf: *achoo* Frederf220: Maxtaculat riobranden: Apology accepted, captain needa. narf: Nevah BobaFettuccine: Confuse me along with us, ok? narcissus: narf: Confucius is *not* the modern person's state of mind! narcissus: �ꂵ�߂΋ꂵ�ނقǁB�B�B Iwan2Bjapanese: i wan2 have some malice mizer Iwan2Bjapanese: ok kamakazisj: Tired. Frederf220: Grogy? riobranden: I'm post-modern. narf: Confusion is the modern person's normal state of mind. caliacrah: life is confusing caliacrah: i'm confused as usual BobaFettuccine: Rome wasn't burnt in a day. kamakazisj: At least it's not inflammable Frederf220: Flammable, imflammable.. this crazy country! BobaFettuccine: un-indellably infallible. Catch: Absolutely edible. kamakazisj: Absolutely incredible riobranden: It's spelled "biotech". narf: My navel is full of fuzz and tattoos. Frederf220: Open a can 'o self-reflection on yo punkazz! narf: It's hard to lay the smack down on a syndrome, especially when they're intangible. kamakazisj: Smack down on stockholm, biotch Catch: Then STRIKE BACK. narf: Stockholm strikes again. kamakazisj: Those lovable luger luggers. riobranden: DIE STUKAS! kamakazisj: Easier than being John Adams. BobaFettuccine: its hard being me. kamakazisj: perv BobaFettuccine: and get all puss-ey narf: Stop that, it'll start running again. riobranden: *scratch scratch scratch* Catch: Shut yo' mouth! kamakazisj: We're just talkin' 'bout dexter. Frederf220: *dons proesthetic beard* kamakazisj: Rugged riobranden: I'm stubble. Real stubble. Catch: That's because people keep stealing them. kamakazisj: There aren't any! riobranden: I think he means the Bj�rk's of Norway. kamakazisj: They don't have Fords in Norway, they all drive Volvos. BobaFettuccine: wonder if margaret got to see the fords of norway. or am i stilly. kamakazisj: There's always an inlet or a canal or a fjord... narf: You're thinking of Kit! riobranden: I think he owned Knight Ritter. Wodjafink: And who's John Ritter? riobranden: You've got a tense disagreement there, sonny. kamakazisj: Because that's the thing to do if you're a popular celebrity nowadays. kamakazisj: Dead BobaFettuccine: Where is John Carson now that we need him? narcissus: You mean Crazy Steve? Frederf220: Steve just frightened me. narcissus: This is a zopey test narcissus: well, shit riobranden: No point in getting ahead of ourselves here. kamakazisj: That's just silly. BobaFettuccine: Maybe they will reveal. narf: Few know what the red words plan to reveal. Catch: I wonder what the infallable red words will say next. BobaFettuccine: i had a Sh@dow in my dream. riobranden: Folks? Frederf220: Am I right? narf: One extra spicy index, 'a comin' up. kamakazisj: Only for me. Catch: Yes it does. Just not for you. BobaFettuccine: does that index come with tamales? narf: Complete with searchable index. riobranden: No sorted, porn! BobaFettuccine: actually, tht's a great idear Frederf220: No, sorted porn! BobaFettuccine: Thy needs to purify thy sole by downloading your hard drive. narf: The wenches be on the E drive! riobranden: Knave. Catch: By thunder! If this be a party, where be the wenches? narf: Right harrrr. Frederf220: Where's the Party Yarrrrrrrr! kamakazisj: Arrrrr....puirate poetry be the finest poetry thar be, matey! Catch: The 19th be gone, but the pirate spirit goes on! Yarr harr harr. kamakazisj: No, lubber, the 19th is gone! BobaFettuccine: more grog, me mateys? Catch: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! kamakazisj: You're wrong, matey. Arrrr. BobaFettuccine: arrrrr! riobranden: I have teh feeling that that "get ready" message is going to stay up well past Sept 19th. kamakazisj: knargly? BobaFettuccine: boingy thoingy knargly scoop! narcissus: die suckas! kamakazisj: Like Rob. Frederf220: What should we talk like till then? riobranden: NOT. UNTIL. TOMORROW. narcissus: ARRG ME DOOGIES! riobranden: it was teh nathan Catch: I wonder if you wonder. BobaFettuccine: do you wonder? riobranden: drat kamakazisj: I can. tard: ?siht daer uoy nac ,nednarB yeH tard: ackxorz Catch: Mr. Fusion? You know that bastard? He owes me twenty bucks! kamakazisj: I strapped a coffee maker to the top of mine...called it a "Mr. Fusion". BobaFettuccine: Crap! Where am I going to find a repair shop for this time machine? I need to get back to the future! riobranden: Severe Tire Damage BobaFettuccine: Return to the sixties!! Frederf220: Or try dying. Or do some tie-dying. Catch: Not for me. I plan to live forever, or die trying. Wodjafink: "Life is an STD and it's 100% fatal" riobranden: Supercold kamakazisj: You mean cold? BobaFettuccine: so add some water thickener narf: It's getting mighty thick BobaFettuccine: make sure to put it on my taco Catch: More lard please. kamakazisj: Those are re-fried beans Frederf220: This is a re-gernerated response. riobranden: This is pre-generated bitching. Catch: This is a pre-generated response. kamakazisj: Well said. BobaFettuccine: yeah, the planet IS really big kamakazisj: That's not the point, but it is impressive. BobaFettuccine: so you threw the ground at yourself and hit? Catch: But I got tired of throwing myself at the ground and not missing. kamakazisj: you fools narf: In others words, fly. riobranden: Totally boss. BobaFettuccine: O, boss! kamakazisj: Oh, go to hell. riobranden: Say what? BobaFettuccine: Spider-Man NEEDS to be MST3K-ed. BobaFettuccine: Do it with the eyes you gouged out earlier. kamakazisj: Great, now I have to gouge out my ears. Catch: You hear a bad D&D joke. You take... * Rolls dice. * Seventeen damage. kamakazisj: Ah! Nerd joke! riobranden: You mean the NSAPI? narf: Someone needs to change my NAPPY! kamakazisj: It's an action and a word, rolled into one. riobranden: You wish that was a word, heathen. BobaFettuccine: *SCHMACK!*ey! Frederf220: nappy? narf: And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy riobranden: You will now Catch: * Raises his hand. * I don't. riobranden: Everybody loves the HYPNOTOAD *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRZ* kamakazisj: "At the fat drains right into my mouth!" BobaFettuccine: all mouths point to.... THAT MOVIE riobranden: Too chewy. You bastard. kamakazisj: Rattlesnake...the other OTHER white meat. Catch: How about a steak instead? It IS what's for dinner. Frederf220: Tea and cake or death? kamakazisj: You...referenced...THAT MOVIE BobaFettuccine: Daddy, there's a monster outside of my room, can I have a glass of water? kamakazisj: MONSTER!!! Catch: I'm sorry, that was the incorrect response. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. narf: Coffee? Tea? Catch: Best. Plan. Ever. riobranden: Wow. My head just stopped working. kamakazisj: "Maybe he was dictating?" Frederf220: *unleashes the RRRRWWARR Monster* narf: *KABOOM* Catch: The explosion ratio on this page has reached dangerously low levels. kamakazisj: Dad's an expert on all fatty things, whether they're acidic or basic. riobranden: trans fatty acids Catch: Lies! He only knows margarine. kamakazisj: But dad knows butter. Frederf220: But we know better kamakazisj: If I didn't know better, you were making a witty topical comment about the CUHSD teacher strike. narf: If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a clever statement about the NEA. BobaFettuccine: Creativity is the Amtrak of busses. narf: Nonsense! You're not very creative kamakazisj: The relationship only improves without the pants. Catch: So much for you wearing the pants in that relationship. riobranden: No. They just up and left. Skills. narf: Oh, did they split again? riobranden: Tonight my pants revolt. BobaFettuccine: no, no, no, pants as ants. JFG, fool! kamakazisj: You mean "ants in pants" Catch: Good question. I think we need more ACTION PANTS! kamakazisj: what the fuck is wtf!?!? riobranden: I can't even begin to fathom wtf is going on. BobaFettuccine: but IT is ... over there. narf: I know all, just get used to it. Catch: Narf gains ten lynching points for correctly answering - PC Game. - kamakazisj: Da wong path. narf: YOU ARE WONG. riobranden: Obviously not. narf: It's a PC game. kamakazisj: It depends what console it's from. Catch: Is it wrong to want to sleep with a video game? narcissus: O.o narf: More the merrier. Frederf220: Matt should stay out of Matt's bed. narf: I think you mean Xemu. narcissus: Xenu smiles upon you. =) riobranden: Better than syndicated. narf: Well cut it out. kamakazisj: Well, I feel vindicated. Catch: Allow me to set this straight. Matt Clark is wrong. kamakazisj: I think I think right. narf: You think wrong. kamakazisj: I think you mean that "Matt's bed is so tasty." narf: I don't think so. riobranden: You can say that again. narf: But they're so tasty in bed! Catch: STOP STEALING MY COOKIES! narf: If you call that living. Frederf220: He lives! kamakazisj: You would be, your rascit McSneer: Nevermind that, it's the Barrow Wights I'm concerned about. BobaFettuccine: I'm not underwight or overwait, I'm just skinny. kamakazisj: It's overeighted. Catch: And I ought to learn me some spelling. Catch: Teach? What? Someone ought to leanrn you some grammer. BobaFettuccine: No, that will teach Tradewinds, miscreant. narf: That'll learn Tradewinds kamakazisj: A narf...drives a plane...into...the chrysler building. narf: Let the Catch go through Catch: * Cheat squeak. * Frederf220: *duct tapes The Cheat to Catch* kamakazisj: Meat piston is bad for you. BobaFettuccine: or cameras BobaFettuccine: My lawyers have meat pistons. But not routers. kamakazisj: My lawyers have varying abilities in various martial arts. Catch: If they're ninja lawyers, then you're still screwed. BobaFettuccine: And if I've got ... a BFG10K? kamakazisj: Not if my lawyers have anything to say about it. riobranden: I'll be the platform shoes to undo what heredity's done to you. BobaFettuccine: Except where void by law. narf: Every morning. riobranden: Ever seen a chickenshit? Catch: Chicken butt. narf: Say what? kamakazisj: Just say it already matt. narf: Glory .... pit. riobranden: Glory box. kamakazisj: Glory be. McSneer: GAH! Harvest Moon has been delayed till 2004! narf: Someone should fix the comment notification in the calendar. kamakazisj: Yester. riobranden: Ester? kamakazisj: That's gonna be an absorbent time. Catch: Just wait till the divorce. narf: Together at last! kamakazisj: Cotton and Gin Catch: You mean Washington Irving. BobaFettuccine: Irving Washington was here. narf: To entertain me, duh. Catch: Why am I still awake? kamakazisj: DON'T PULL THE TAG OFF THE MATTRESS!!! narf: Seg fault riobranden: char main (void) BobaFettuccine: albe to operate to the full extent of the law, except where void. Frederf220: What does fully operational really mean? Catch: Yeah, not on your planet, 'cause I DEATHSTAR'D it. kamakazisj: Not on my planet. BobaFettuccine: or eat with their beaks, commonly known as eating with their beaks. BobaFettuccine: Chickens can't run, but they can sure peck. kamakazisj: Up, up, and buckaw! Catch: Super Chicken. kamakazisj: Supergrass? narf: Doodeedoo! riobranden: Supergreen. Catch: N00b green? kamakazisj: Green with annoyance? narf: You are just green with envy. kamakazisj: THAT IS RETARDED. narf: My phone is a CAMERA! kamakazisj: You have no idea. BobaFettuccine: you are sick and/or twisted riobranden: meat piston? kamakazisj: Uhhhhhhhh??? narcissus: http://www.squick.org/~nar cissus/n14.html BobaFettuccine: only if its brown and sticky narcissus: with stick kamakazisj: Is that even possible? BobaFettuccine: It has to do with terms you can digest without a stomach. Frederf220: Do you want it to have anything to do with it? BobaFettuccine: it has to do with butter sticks, silly Catch: The other doesn't have anything to do with buttsex, does it? Psy: That's one way of putting it... Catch: No. You are just crazy. kamakazisj: Did the lights just flicker? BobaFettuccine: I've got a GREAT idea! Everything I do and say should be recorded by cameras! riobranden: Brilliant!!!!!!!! BobaFettuccine: Brilliant!! kamakazisj: Brilliant Catch: I've decided I want a shotgun guitar with spikes coming out of it. narcissus: Rost. kamakazisj: That's probably health-related. riobranden: How about the amount of noise the impact of the cork upon a person makes? kamakazisj: "The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped." Frederf220: "And by that I mean, of course, buttsex." Catch: Be brave, be brave. A mayan pilot needs no aeroplane. riobranden: We can all do that. narf: FOOD IS BETTER NOW Catch: Boo. kamakazisj: Frightening. narcissus: http://www.squick.org/~nar cissus/bcj.gif riobranden: Can't we just leave him there? kamakazisj: Great, somebody's gonna have to fish out Boba...he's in the fish tank again. BobaFettuccine: blub, blub Frederf220: BR381 narf: To BR31! McSneer: Nah. riobranden: To Pho Quyen! McSneer: "Rob... did you just describe that drink as crunchy?!" Frederf220: This is one smooooth Hell.. this is the Hell for me! McSneer: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT kamakazisj: And yet another day goes by wherein I do nothing. riobranden: No, he meant "brie". BobaFettuccine: i dunno... b33r is g00d. kamakazisj: Wow! Sounds better than BR31! Spoonmaster: There are 200 diffrent hells. Each one has a diffrent flavor. narcissus: YO BobaFettuccine: Cows in the walls? I had to see it to believe it. kamakazisj: I thought there were three...ya know, like cow stomachs. riobranden: There is only one hell. kamakazisj: You're gonna go straight to hell for that one. BobaFettuccine: (dramatic pause) or SQUICKLY! kamakazisj: Quickly! riobranden: You mean "how do blind people eat?" You're retarded. How do retards eat? BobaFettuccine: If I can't see the food, how can I eat it?!?! kamakazisj: There are two zeros, so it is therefore the ones. riobranden: Wouldnt it technically be "The Zero"? BobaFettuccine: a duck walks into a guy's office with a doctor on his head... DOH! narcissus: the "0" in squick food in an anomoly...it is "The One" kamakazisj: Damn hippies riobranden: Hypnotise-tise-tise hypnotise hypnotise-tise-tise hippoties BobaFettuccine: You're droid brain fails you not, Artoo, we are en route to Cloud City, and your bartending skills likewise do not betray your clumsiness. Psy: So Vader... I'm coming for you. BobaFettuccine: But upon Bespin are my friends fiendishly imprisioned! kamakazisj: But luke! Not ready are you! Psy: We got death star. We got death star. BobaFettuccine: If we could make a left turn to the dark side... kamakazisj: It's skywalker we're afta. riobranden: a Natural Disaster! Psy: ...and loving it! narf: DOUBLE-DOG MEH riobranden: M-m-m-monster meh!!!! riobranden: Ultimate meh! BobaFettuccine: Multi-meh!! riobranden: Double meh. kamakazisj: Meh McSneer: FRINK LIVES! kamakazisj: This is getting too wacky, even for me, Proffesor Wacky. Psy: Bride, even. Psy: I want to eat my meatloaf, and if you don't leave me alone, then by the powers invested in me, I now prounounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the pride. riobranden: like the desert misses the rain narcissus: i can see youuuu kamakazisj: You run after you food to lose the calories. BobaFettuccine: I live in California. Can I run for food? riobranden: Damn straight gallagher is running. I didnt even know da foo lived in california. narcissus: http://www.quakecon.org/ kamakazisj: GALLAGHER'S RUNNING!? McSneer: Ahnold: "Vote for me if you want to live." riobranden: Now i dont know whether to vote for Schwarzegger or Gallahger kamakazisj: Nobody would recall a cripple. narcissus: We need Christopher "The Chair" Reeves to run for governor. Then he'll get claps no matter what he does. kamakazisj: Paypal's dumb. narcissus: "receipt of your payment" email just received from paypal narcissus: i'm going to paypal matt the money i owe him riobranden: But that's only a child's navi. narf: Already filed. narcissus: MATT YOU NEED TO HURRY UP AND FILE THE PAPERS FOR GOVERNOR!!! Frederf220: "We sit here, computer and I, until only the computer remains." --Adam riobranden: Gorrilas aren't monkeys. If we've told you once, we've told you a quarter billion times. kamakazisj: You wish monkey boy! McSneer: And soon, so shall Babylon 5! riobranden: Dont worry, it came back again after what seemed like years. kamakazisj: i know! Read livejournals of people you don't know! kamakazisj: Blorg McSneer: Watch Babylon 5. kamakazisj: Play solitaire!!! riobranden: Dammit. Aim died. Now I dont know what to do. narcissus: http://www.animeod.com/rie s.txt kamakazisj: A couple. riobranden: You have cameras in my room? kamakazisj: I think it's creepy I just saw you post. riobranden: I think we need to take this down a step. McSneer: STOP TRYING TO SPOIL MATRIX REVOLUTIONS FOR ME kamakazisj: They are people harley. More than you or I. McSneer: You're talking about these computers as though they're people! I love it! kamakazisj: Proabably. Or newbie. narf: I think it was the qube. kamakazisj: DAMNIT WHO WAS USING MY DAMNED ACCOUNT!? Frederf220: it should flash to the WTC towers in flames between max's lazer eyes narf: He does. riobranden: Ditto kamakazisj: I think Max should have laser eyes. kamakazisj: FC Kahuna - Hayling kamakazisj: No! I believe in monster trucks!!!! BobaFettuccine: Do you believe in heaven above/ do you believe in love? kamakazisj: Another day, just breathe. riobranden: We should go to the ROCK AND ROLL BAR kamakazisj: Ugh...work. riobranden: Ready to work! BobaFettuccine: Ruddy dur! riobranden: Dur kamakazisj: Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion can cause...well...confsion! BobaFettuccine: the smell Psy: What's that? That smell... the smelly smell of the smell that smells... smelly. BobaFettuccine: Wear a bikini!! kamakazisj: Doesn't suprise me narcissus: @netcafe again...not many people online kamakazisj: That's not odd. riobranden: oddly, "chris tucker" and "shitfucker" rhyme. McSneer: Lend me your comb... kamakazisj: T-O-M-B Tomb. C-O-M-B Comb? BobaFettuccine: blood food mood good kamakazisj: TCBY? narf: YHBT McSneer: YOU GUYS KILLED BOB HOPE. riobranden: Oh. That's right. Cruise ship. Olympus Mons. Got it. narcissus: just arrived in alaska...i'm going to try and eat a whole king crab kamakazisj: They are 9, Harley. McSneer: Yeah, let me gues, you are many? Legion: thats a horrbile conversation riobranden: Where are you again? narcissus: (hurray for 35 cents a minute internet access!) narcissus: hello from international waters...i'm about to head to the casino =D narf: Weez. kamakazisj: Not wee, but whee? riobranden: and I went wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kamakazisj: EWWWWWWWWWWW narcissus: *squicks all over the place* kamakazisj: Good! BobaFettuccine: What about over there? riobranden: Who smells like porpoise ork? narf: Not here. kamakazisj: Too much traffic? Frederf220: Yes, but not near opening days McSneer: Sounds like a straight-to-video deal. kamakazisj: Nah narcissus: anyone want to see JOHNNY ENGLISH tonight? (07/23) kamakazisj: No narcissus: I NEED FOOD SOMEONE HELP narcissus: Lando, 4:1 "The suckas shall die, and he who shouts this shall be l33t" narcissus: i could go for oregano's narcissus: want to do lunch today? (7/23) narcissus: mexiquo kamakazisj: Indeed! It sounded awful. BobaFettuccine: Listen! Did you smell that? kamakazisj: Indeed. Is your Caps Lock broken? SQUIGGER: THIS IS A VERY SLOW CHATS CORBOY SQUIGGER: HI riobranden: WHAT IS AN EMOTIONS !!!! BobaFettuccine: This is not a question? kamakazisj: It wasn't a question. narf: No, you do. kamakazisj: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm riobranden: This place is a TANGO SESSION. kamakazisj: WARNING! WARNING! narcissus: Official Response: DIE SUCKAS!!!! kamakazisj: I'm glad I got that new alarm installed. riobranden: **ALERT** ANOTHER COMMENT COMPLETELY INTIONALLY MISINETREPETED BY MCSNEER!! **ALERT** McSneer: Thank you, Matt, for describing every track Rammstein has ever recorded. kamakazisj: ...it wasn't a song. Frederf220: with someone I know-o-o-o- riobranden: Neto in the basement with the pick-axe. BobaFettuccine: Do any Matts dine at Neto's ? narcissus: DIE SUCKAS! kamakazisj: GO GAGARIN! Frederf220: *sees if there's a YuriCon* Frederf220: McSneer was asked by narcissus to staff YaoiCon kamakazisj: MMmmmmm....big apple BobaFettuccine: Only if you pay for the Empire State Building. narcissus: Ok, so Niek is game for "BIG APPLE ANIME FEST" and I am too. Who else wants to go? riobranden: Greetings to Mongolia. Pick me up a Mongol, would ya? BobaFettuccine: Don't cry!! It's a waste of good suffering!! kamakazisj: They have internet cafes in Mongolia? Fishy: Greetings from Mongolia. Spoonmaster: Droopy McCool got his name for a reason. narf: One pseudo per person, please. narcissus: TO LANDO: "DIE SUCKAH!" narcissus: bah that is not me! Lando: *sniff* But... d- d- die... suckas? kamakazisj: No rob, no "die suckas" riobranden: No tears no sympathy narcissus: DIE SUCKAS! Spoonmaster: Sunflower seeds make my cry kamakazisj: Your political ramblings have gone quite far enough, COLIN POWELL!!!! narcissus: The White House just "pledged" to cut the defecit in half. Well, that can work. All they have to do in conquer North Korea! narcissus: oh, and the exclaimation point, too! narcissus: The Ten Landoments: "D,I,E,S,U,C,K,A,S" riobranden: I'm noticing some trends recently. BobaFettuccine: Quite the comedian today? narcissus: Lando 4:2 "DIE SUCKASAS!" narcissus: !!!sakcus eid riobranden: Because we so much *used* those bags that I could have burned. narf: Keep that damn thing out of the fire. BobaFettuccine: Only the one mp3 on my comp and the one cda on the Oakenfold disc I recently bought kamakazisj: *hurls the colander in the fire* Frederf220: *gets the strainer* riobranden: There is far too much rob in the chatterbox lately. narcissus: D-I-E-S-U-C-K-A-S-!-!-!-!- !-!-!-!-!-!-!-! riobranden: Well, it happened. Firebird replaced IE in my quicklaunch bar. narcissus: if ass + fantastic = asstastic, then SQUICK + HASH = SQUASH...so anyone want some squash? kamakazisj: Listening to Radiohead, Ethan? BobaFettuccine: 2 + 2 = 5 riobranden: UNGNAUGHT + BOTHAN = BOTHNAUGHT narcissus: EWOK + WOOKIE = EWOOKIE narcissus: what do you get when you cross a JAWA with an EWOK? ==== A JEWOK!!! kamakazisj: It happens all the time. BobaFettuccine: LQ sans moi?!?!?! riobranden: Yes'm. And your accuracies are close anyways. kamakazisj: Never good enough for meeeee!!! narcissus: d00d 2nd place is still pretty good! kamakazisj: I never knew. riobranden: Apparently, Jason921 is da man. riobranden: YOU SHOULD POST SOMETHING NOW BobaFettuccine: Let's give puns a one-two pun-ch!! kamakazisj: That's a bad pun Boba. Thanks. BobaFettuccine: Y'all're tryin' ta be lak that there Saddam... bein' lamer campers 'n' ull. ^_^ BobaFettuccine: (You da man.) Thank you! narcissus: boo-yah who's da man? http://www.boxofficemojo.c om/games/derbyresults.htm? game=70 BobaFettuccine: This doesn't seem to be physically possible!! kamakazisj: SUGAR! BobaFettuccine: what's in there? riobranden: Always looking over my shoulder... holster. kamakazisj: HHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY STEVE! narcissus: Lando 3:5 "DIE SUCKAS!" BobaFettuccine: No, no, I told you to rock, not to suck! McSneer: Rock on, SteveDude. Rock on. narcissus: Rob: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Lando: "DIE SUCKAS!" kamakazisj: Can we just pull the plug on him already? riobranden: Because we strive for grammatical correctitude in the chatterbox. SteveFett: You should all be aborted, and your fetuses given to the starving homeless people. Or is it fetusi? No, no, fetuses. Nate: chinkilla riobranden: You would. Frederf220: big ass chin BobaFettuccine: like poor leno kamakazisj: Yeah, that's just weird. riobranden: The people remodeling my house of course. Frederf220: @ Harry@ kamakazisj: But who would work on a saturday? narf: Wireless post! wootastic! riobranden: This place smells like a cheese danish. kamakazisj: One of these days, Ethan, one of these days. BobaFettuccine: I want my Reeboks pictures back, Matt. riobranden: Also any man not wearing Reeboks. kamakazisj: The LAPD will beat up any man wearing Reeboks. riobranden: You should do well to judge a man by his shoes. kamakazisj: "Black man sues Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over Mutant Turtle-only hiring policy." BobaFettuccine: 2 narf: no Spoonmaster: Are the tenage mutant ninja turtles equal opp. employers? narf: 45 DS1s riobranden: T3? Turtles in Time? kamakazisj: Suuuuuuuure it was. narcissus: MAN T3 WAS FRIKKIN AWESOME! BobaFettuccine: Nooooo! Virus au paradis is not the name!! McSneer: Wow, T3 really sucked. BobaFettuccine: Non, tu es returne. kamakazisj: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!! narf: "Not in my presense." Psy: I don't recall Lando ever saying that, either. narf: &McSneer = 0; Frederf220: *sets McSneer this inflame true;* McSneer: I have on good will that he never said that. narcissus: The Legend known as Lando then said, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! narcissus: fire narf: camp riobranden: The ____ is on fire. Psy: Woof. narf: I think you mean cat's meow. Frederf220: Rock the cat's paw riobranden: No, but he's doubling up the word "the". Psy: Are you mocking Richie Valens?! McSneer: I will now, and forever more, refer to them only as "the LA BAMBA" narcissus: If you're talking about the "Aztecs" we're supposed to call them LA RAZA now kamakazisj: BEWARE THE AZERTY! Psy: /\/\/\ Psy: I didn't/ narf: I've seen it. narcissus: I think we need to make a techno remix Ishtar music video riobranden: God, however, didn't stop mine. I have it in my room, we just havn't watched it yet. narcissus: You mean praise ALLAH! narf: God stopped the shipment of your Ishtar tape. Praise him! narcissus: Christmas Hamas? Frederf220: I bought Ishtar on VHS... just never got it. narf: Uh, yes. Hams. riobranden: He only sells christmas hams. narcissus: g-r-e-e-d-y Psy: You're selling food on this site now? narf: Food prefs are now persistant. riobranden: Uh yeah thanks. narcissus: The New MTBN, TNMTBN, (or SpikeBrandN as it was to be called) looks pretty decent. It was time for a change, anyways, and the new look is more visually-friendly riobranden: Mt. Bahnet is better. You are awful. narf: The french like it hot, hot, hot! BobaFettuccine: There are no icecubes here. kamakazisj: ARGH! I just went to Mt. Bahnet and it is AWFUL! Change it back please! kamakazisj: Yes, LDs were great. riobranden: with a wrench narf: I won't forget that. Psy: Poor you. I'll remember that. narf: I doubt it. Psy: Too bad only I will end up doing that. riobranden: Everybody wants to rule the world. Psy: I'll remember that... narcissus: We need to start collecting vintage LD's McSneer: The rocky mountians are high? Psy: Yeah, well... what else is new. riobranden: You, sir, are deprived and depraved. Psy: I don't. riobranden: I already have "Ishtar" and "Ernest Goes To Jail" on VHS. McSneer: Too rich for my blood. Not that I wanted to sound SARScastic, or anything. narcissus: there is a Wizard Hong Kong DVD (ld rip i presume) on eBay for $40 McSneer: AND RIP THEM TO DVD LIKE FUN! narcissus: *is getting an LD player @ house this (ordered from ebay)* now we can watch all our favs including Ishtar, Earnest, and The Wizard!!! riobranden: First of all, its "Ernest". Second of all, LD? narcissus: we need to get the Earnest movies on LD! riobranden: Hey Vern narcissus: Ok, to make things more even, the Babylon 5 crew gets "Earnest" McSneer: Lando would switch sides midstream. Psy: Well, I do recall the answer to the question. It's a tie, of course. narcissus: WHO WOULD WIN THIS BATTLE: Captain Panaka+Captain Typho+Lando Calrissian VERSUS Everyone on Babylon 5 (except Londo) narf: Super-pro tip: When it crashes to desktop, it means the computer gave up. McSneer: Pro tip: Multi-beam frigates rip right through Super-Acolytes. riobranden: You don't recall a whole lot do you? Psy: I don't recall Lando ever saying that. BobaFettuccine: I like SuperAcolytes wholeheartedly narf: I disconcur wholeheartedly. kamakazisj: And so i said, don't let matt #1 onto a computer where I am signed in. narcissus: And so Lando said, "Let it be sabaac." kamakazisj: *queef* kamakazisj: *wink wink* Psy: Like that would ever happen. kamakazisj: Don't make me fire my siege cannon toward the enemy and miss! BobaFettuccine: umm.... urmmm... Lovin' them multi-beam firgates!! McSneer: http://www.wastingpaper.co m/imagebin/humbug.jpg kamakazisj: Humbug! narcissus: And so Lando said, "DIE SUCKAS!" riobranden: http://NoMoreLinks.com narf: Stop with all the ones, garshdangit. kamakazisj: *under-rates evil* BobaFettuccine: Evil overrated? nah. Psy: Evil is an overrated term, and really just shouldn't exist. Woe is the world. narcissus: Anti-Morning Musume Thread: http://www.animeod.com/bbs/vie wthread.php?tid=146 kamakazisj: We knew that. And your links are evil. narcissus: TiVo! is evil!!! http://www.dfw.com/mld/sta rtelegram/living/4662397.h tm BobaFettuccine: ...back into the inferno narf: And dragged it sixteen feet. Psy: Emo? BobaFettuccine: Emu!! kamakazisj: You are not whats his face. BobaFettuccine: Let's kick this GREEDY ARTICLE up a notch! BAM! kamakazisj: You're a greedy article! narcissus: this is a greedy article: link Psy: Obvious to you perhaps, but some have never seen this object in person before. riobranden: You're just stating the obvious. kamakazisj: I'M AN OBJECT! Spoonmaster: I OBJECT! narf: I'm loving this high fructose corn syrup. riobranden: Sugar is better. Psy: Margine is better. Spoonmaster: I FIND THAT THIS BUTTER IS YUMMY BobaFettuccine: Quick! Erect a Level 9 force field around Engineering! If that warp core blows, we'll be worst than toast! Frederf220: Good timing, there's a rattle in the manifold. kamakazisj: It's for all the right reasons, lemme assure you. BobaFettuccine: to build you up and then let you down Psy: Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down... riobranden: Hook me up buttercup narcissus: "you can inheret a lost african fortune from the demise of our tribel leader!!! just give me your bank account number, and I can transfer to you" narf: I'D PREFER ELTON TO HULK, THX. McSneer: HULK WILL SMASH ELTON JOHN STARTING JUN. 20TH! kamakazisj: Caribou? You mean the Elton John album? BobaFettuccine: Let's go out and mimic a pack of wolves hunting down an ice cream man... I mean carabou. Psy: So? narf: It's still in the AM Frederf220: Which is, of course, impossible. kamakazisj: Then we're in agreement! Gentlemen; this calls for ice cream. Psy: Something along those lines BobaFettuccine: ...so it works most of the time it does not work. kamakazisj: It does, however, not work...all the time. Psy: It never really works. narf: Or not at all. That also seems to work. kamakazisj: Rarely and temporary narf: ALWAYS and FOREVER kamakazisj: NEVER! narf: NOW kamakazisj: SOMETIMES! Psy: Never. McSneer: Yeah folks, c'mon, do it for Nick! Wait... no, that's still hentai. Fishy: I'd go to fanime if I still lived in SJ. kamakazisj: Don't mince word Bones, what do you really think? SteveFett: Fuck anime. Wait, no, I guess that would be hentai. narcissus: bah...FAnime...you know an ANIME CONVENTION, something you guys don't seem to go to.. =\ riobranden: Famine is only 2 weeks away? *stocks up on canned fruits* narcissus: fanime is only 2 weeks away! Psy: That's a lot of hands for one person to have. Fishy: x is a cyclic group defined in a noncartesian space. Psy: x=y narf: I can imagine riobranden: I am going to kill you. kamakazisj: *buzz* guess again. Psy: x=2 kamakazisj: I have x hands. BobaFettuccine: Mr. Hand has legs! narf: YM Niek. HTH HAND. kamakazisj: Just like you Harley. McSneer: Tooth paste. kamakazisj: Boot Reer! BobaFettuccine: Sasberry Rapps riobranden: Raspberry Schnapps narf: Shot of what? Vodka? BobaFettuccine: Ask questions now, because you've already shot. kamakazisj: No, ask questions NOW? Psy: Love first, ask questions later. narcissus: graduation is soon...w00t kamakazisj: Ah, yes...the W2 clones. BobaFettuccine: We have competitors? Psy: Couldn't be any worse than your competitors. narf: I could turn them back on. But they're vapid and poorly written. Psy: I miss the days when Squick had news articles. Then again, I miss the days WastingPaper did, too. kamakazisj: I know...OPERATION DESERT STORM! Heh, I'm so original... BobaFettuccine: Or operation airplane trip? riobranden: You should call it Operation Mongol Freedom. kamakazisj: G04tz 4 s4|3, y0. Fishy: Two weeks till operation Genghis-Goat. kamakazisj: Oh yeah, you gotta watch out for them. BobaFettuccine: I think a devil already snagged me... but nerds are deadly, too. kamakazisj: Nerds, Ethan; pay attention. BobaFettuccine: Was I supposed to watch out for devils, or nerds? kamakazisj: Zora Neale Hurston is the DEVIL. BobaFettuccine: nah, ow' else "your MOMMA" wud 'uv been "yo' MOMMA' narcissus: yo black? BobaFettuccine: MY money IS your MOMMA narcissus: "I WANT YO MONEY I TAKE YO MONEY!" - Traffoc narcissus: So, SWCCG tonite anyone (Matt's place) kamakazisj: That's MAMATO'S. riobranden: I had MINATO. Which is like AMATO'S but with a M. kamakazisj: AgReeD! narf: Amato's is TEH SUCK kamakazisj: You DIDN'T capitalize SOME of your WORDS, Ethan! BobaFettuccine: tomatoes are nasty. McSneer: Sounds like Branden agrees with me. It's time for some AMATO'S! riobranden: No but I have a ZEBRA in a PINE TREE. narf: Do you have RESERVATIONS? kamakazisj: STACKS McSneer: Well, I'm ready for breakfast. kamakazisj: Before 4 'o clock. riobranden: He will, of course, take offense at that statement. narcissus: I tried calling Harley's house today...again....I was hoping by some divine miracle he would actually be awake before 4:00....Harley sure likes to sleep. kamakazisj: So, no pressure or anything. Frederf220: I'd just like to say, good luck, we're all counting on you. narf: Never. narcissus: Amato's? riobranden: To the Hick'ry Pit! kamakazisj: Speaking of uncultured swine... McSneer: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FOR GOVERNER!!!! McSneer: Uncultured swine. kamakazisj: That was my thought exactly. BobaFettuccine: ...Sheridan's a hotel, silly. McSneer: Sheridan does a great job as Tron. Too bad Londo dies so quickly, though... kamakazisj: I want s'more mirano cookies. narcissus: THIS IS OFFICIAL SPRAM OF THE CORMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA! BobaFettuccine: That doesn't matter. All that matters is matter. kamakazisj: i don't remember singing. narf: I, Farn BobaFettuccine: I, patron of the Internet. riobranden: I, Droid Spoonmaster: I, Clone riobranden: I, Robot kamakazisj: I.R. Baboon narf: YOu are. kamakazisj: I would never be so barbaric. narcissus: stop squicking all over the place! BobaFettuccine: Eating vegetables = healthy riobranden: Downloading on Kazaa = leech kamakazisj: Uploading on Kazaa = Charity kamakazisj: Having autocomplete is done for the chatter. riobranden: Bob Betty Nancy Jerry Harry Howard Margeurite kamakazisj: You can't edit the chatter anyway. narf: I didn't write them, I'm not gonna fix them. narcissus: gah, Matt needs to fix his quotes! It says: "Lao Tsu, the Tao Te Ching" BAAHH IT is really Laozi, who wrote the Daodejing kamakazisj: Spiderman, spiderman, doing everything a spider can... narcissus: See how Matrix stacks up against other blockbusters: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/vs-matrix.htm BobaFettuccine: To go fight tbe good fight riobranden: There's things I havn't told you. I go out late at night. kamakazisj: Ah, crap. BobaFettuccine: SLALOM!! narcissus: SHALOM! narf: *makes sammiches* kamakazisj: *crumples in horror* BobaFettuccine: Nah, it's just SALAMI!!! kamakazisj: Is that the thing we face or the special kind of courage we need? BobaFettuccine: It takes a special kind of courage to face what we all have to face. The Chatterbox narcissus: ORLANDO BLOOM! riobranden: LEAVE WILL SMITH OUT OF THIS BobaFettuccine: Only if you're in Men in Black. kamakazisj: Among other things maybe. McSneer: It'll grow back, right? kamakazisj: We'll have to amputate your central ventricle. BobaFettuccine: Star Warts was a great series of books. narcissus: STAR WARS riobranden: Firebird. That means it goes fast. BobaFettuccine: LAAAAAAAAAA-LAAAAAAAAAA-LA AAAAA!! narf: Opera wore white? Who does she think she is kidding? kamakazisj: I give it two weeks. McSneer: I'm really liking Mozilla: Firebird. It's like they married IE with Opera. narf: Until iit gets formatted again. I give it ten minutes. kamakazisj: ...and our box can kick frink's ass. BobaFettuccine: tsk, tsk. kamakazisj: Trembling troubadors traffic trophies. riobranden: kekekekeke narf: Jagwire! kamakazisj: Rally: Guru Meditation BobaFettuccine: Warning: Array out of Bounds exception. Program aborted. kamakazisj: THE ARRAY narcissus: It's not a matrix within a Matrix, but a Mattrix within a Matrix... Frederf220: "Like a big cat.." "Like a puma??" riobranden: Noaw you knoaw my secreat. BobaFettuccine: Do yaou put "a"s whaere theay don't bealong? 'cause thean you could makea anything an anagrama!! kamakazisj: ...no riobranden: did you know that "halo" is an anagram for "aloha"? kamakazisj: Hear ye, hear ye, I say "English Toffee". BobaFettuccine: So it's definately time to decree, "No time until Halo!" riobranden: No, it was "wtf is going on" time. narf: Harley, it was "ewok disco time". kamakazisj: PPPOOOSSSSSSUUUMMMSSS BobaFettuccine: It's over! kamakazisj: Ugh...sick. McSneer: I maintain, cut the rave out and it's fine. BobaFettuccine: Done! kamakazisj: I am trying to break your heart. McSneer: Just sway to the music... BobaFettuccine: To the state we're in? kamakazisj: Ah, that brings me back... riobranden: *air cannister flies off and kills PrinceMike* BobaFettuccine: It was a detachable compressed air cannister! narf: That wasn't a hand. kamakazisj: I'll cut off the couch's hand. riobranden: *gives table a tonsolectomy* kamakazisj: Be quiet...the walls have feet. BobaFettuccine: If the walls could talk, they would diss the windows. riobranden: The wine remembers? huh? kamakazisj: W00! The duel! BobaFettuccine: Because the wine remembers? riobranden: Duel at De Anza this Sunday riobranden: Again with the drugs? Steve, geeze... narf: Drugs. SteveFett: Why would I be smiling? BobaFettuccine: Steve, stop smiling. kamakazisj: Yes, I agree entirely. riobranden: Mother's day, aka NOT A GOOD DAY FOR BBQs kamakazisj: Did you get your message from RFK Jr.? kamakazisj: Neither was Steve. riobranden: Thats not subtle. narcissus: ... odlida era uoy SteveFett: Oh, and this one is WAY too preachy. First half of the movie is preachy dialogue with the occasional random action scene. SteveFett: (the matrix was what I was commenting on btw) SteveFett: I saw it already. Its okay. The effects own. The oracle is evil. That is all. BobaFettuccine: I would rather just OBEY!! OBEY!!! Frederf220: So... X2? McSneer: Well, whoopdeedo. narcissus: me and 2 of my friends have tickets for the 10:10pm/WED at century 22... (no extras at this time) McSneer: So, which showing shall it be? McSneer: Count me in for Matrix fun. riobranden: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! narcissus: oh, and century 21 now, too narcissus: It's playing at Mercado, etc at 10:00pm and 10:30pm just check any movie ticket site kamakazisj: 24th pour moi! Et ethan! BobaFettuccine: Wed the 14th? Are you an Internet Screener? narcissus: OK, WHO IS GOING TO MATRIX ON WEDNESDAY...I GOTTA KNOW narf: Crazy rides rockets; Who has a magic wand riobranden: YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! BobaFettuccine: Hey, I'm a real blade man, man! kamakazisj: CUT CUT CUT CUT KNIFIN' AROUND BobaFettuccine: I've got a blade in my baguette. kamakazisj: BAGUETTE DUEL! narcissus: It's time to D-d-d-d-d-d-duel! Frederf220: /me hails to the theif. narf: *urinates* kamakazisj: Don't ruin our dreams. narcissus: unless you're P2P'ing to an agent... BobaFettuccine: And remember, the Feds can't bust you for P2P piracy; the anonomity of the Internet will protect you!! riobranden: Leech my good man! There are no detriments. kamakazisj: Already did...I'm a Guru/ BobaFettuccine: It's only legal if you listen to Goodnight Lover while you steal words. So let's hit the P2P! riobranden: Until he crosses state lines. kamakazisj: It's only a misdemeanor. BobaFettuccine: Word theif!! Word theif!! kamakazisj: spl00t BobaFettuccine: *ssssshhhhluuurp!!* kamakazisj: You stupid monkey! narcissus: It was the best of time...it was the blurst of times... BobaFettuccine: ...excrept expanding egos! riobranden: Alliterarions allow only ominous orations. kamakazisj: Chamelons clammer calmy to chatter. Frederf220: Houston hauolistics hail holy herbs halt halitosis. riobranden: Glady gratiate generous generalisimo. kamakazisj: All agree avec administrator? narf: Cut that OUT. kamakazisj: Senseless soliloquiy softens sure-fire sports. riobranden: Poor poety personified per Pereyda. narcissus: Agreed you! Thou see? = A greedy outhouse, e? narf: The chatterbox needs the swedish chef filter. BobaFettuccine: People personify poopy pygmies. riobranden: Because Branden began being bothersome in boredom. Fishy: wondering why we write wasteful words. . . kamakazisj: Narcissus never notices notable notions. narcissus: er, I mean Sh! O guns kill = Shogun skill narcissus: Sh! O guns kill = Shogun's skill BobaFettuccine: Dang, dat dame did drool! kamakazisj: Opera operators often oggle other ostriches. riobranden: Wicked websites would wreck Windows. narcissus: www.deepthroatuncovered.co m kamakazisj: ...nay. BobaFettuccine: Stop saying silly sayings!! kamakazisj: Branden brought boring bouche belches. riobranden: Boba brings bloody bad beats. BobaFettuccine: Can Cancun cease cette carnage c'est cpring cbreak? riobranden: Acronyms abound around, amplify ample amplitude. Frederf220: Two tired tyrants ticketed teenagers tickling tougues Tuesday. BobaFettuccine: Woo woo, windows wipes wonderfully with Windex!! riobranden: Repetitive rhythms resonate reliably 'round Harley. McSneer: Cause causality cannot continue creating carefully choreographed consensus, crackah crackah! riobranden: Gross greetings gouge grevious generational gaps Spoonmaster: Northern Neo-Nazis Neck Naked Nymphos BobaFettuccine: Groovy guys gorge themselves on Thai tofu. kamakazisj: THIS IS GETTING GREAT riobranden: Excessive expenditures increase annual earnings. riobranden: Mandatory meetings make more mirthless monikers. riobranden: Dire dukes drink delicious doubleshots. kamakazisj: d'oh kamakazisj: *aputate kamakazisj: Alliteration antagonists ampute all aardvarks. BobaFettuccine: *cats BobaFettuccine: Kittens clumsily, cutely and cleverly climb Canadian canopies Frederf220: More weight. riobranden: Wicked words would rarely reach wider worlds. narf: I think PHP has a function to detect alliteration. riobranden: Global grammer grazed graciously. kamakazisj: Adorable alligators ate any afro. riobranden: "uspurt"? BobaFettuccine: Unbeareable umbrellas on Uranus uspurt umpires. kamakazisj: Wait...I meant "alliterary". D'oh kamakazisj: Insane illiterary intentions ignite igneous incantations! riobranden: Squick scuttles saline solution, advocates agar erroneously. kamakazisj: Simians/cm narf: No, they use kilostones. Frederf220: I think they use centimeters there. kamakazisj: They're, what, about 5 inches away? BobaFettuccine: But we're right next door to Spain and Europe! riobranden: Don't bring EU here! narf: You mean swatch. kamakazisj: I got the master switch. BobaFettuccine: Those skaters had better turn the sag off before they get home. Frederf220: I left the gas on. riobranden: Are you telling the twuth? kamakazisj: *Simon sleeps in bathroom drawer* McSneer: Now to start him off on the litter box... riobranden: He cleaned it so good that he needs a new one now. narf: *bwink* kamakazisj: He took his apart for cleaning. narf: *blink* kamakazisj: *Brian comes in and examines my keyboard* BobaFettuccine: Time to play the blame game! narf: My fiend is trapped in a shame spiral. kamakazisj: Even if it's not a good idea. riobranden: *ecccch* MATT! narf: *pffffft* BENDER! kamakazisj: Go drink salt water! BobaFettuccine: Go soak your head!! (...in lake water!) riobranden: I want to jump in a lake. narcissus: that is not only delightful and delicious, but scrumptious BobaFettuccine: Yeah, I'd take a sunrise over a croissant any day! narcissus: and another delicious day begins... narf: Doesn't mean I don't know all about it. riobranden: You weren't even there for that. narf: Serves you right for swimming. kamakazisj: I almost did once. But then I got hit on the head with a rock. BobaFettuccine: "You know, when someone yells, 'Heads up!' you're not supposed to look up." kamakazisj: De-li-cus (adj): Fucked up narcissus: what a delicous morning! riobranden: I found Nada riobranden: Movie, eh! BobaFettuccine: Movie, eh? kamakazisj: Sounds like a crappy movie. McSneer: HAIFA, Israel (Reuters) -- Local Hebrews threaten to flood major cities with freak tsunamies Tuesday, but hold off after a lesson in love. kamakazisj: "Oh no...Willy didn't make it!" Frederf220: director's cut narcissus: passover....into the abyss? riobranden: Wednesday evening is Passover kamakazisj: It's out of this world! *whoosh* Frederf220: It's not out of the question BobaFettuccine: how 'bout a reak from this hatter box? narcissus: harley...we kind of have to plan that in advance...is matt-1, matt-2, and perhaps you or perhaps even brain good for runch on WED? McSneer: Today would be better. kamakazisj: Thank you for that delightful remark ethan. BobaFettuccine: erp, too starchy narcissus: hey is wednesday a good day for lunch @,near essex? Frederf220: The ring abandoned Gollum. riobranden: Master using it but you can have this. BobaFettuccine: herm..... mumble... narf: hmmmmmm... McSneer: I shay we should attempt Willow Schtreet for shupper. narcissus: we're going to BoF after 12:30 kamakazisj: It's weally mowe of a breakfast pwace. narcissus: bill of fare for runch today? Frederf220: urban renewal kamakazisj: Why? narcissus: I agree with Boranden, 2 riobranden: Why? kamakazisj: Hmmm...I agree with Branden. riobranden: Why? narf: cancal is gone! kamakazisj: www.welovetheiraqiinformat ionminister.com riobranden: Thats a blooper worthy of NTK kamakazisj: That's such a terrible pun. I love it narf: Hong Kong will take your breath away narcissus: hong "sars" kong McSneer: Westside Story has hit DVD. You should SNAP this up, Branden. narf: Hong Kong! Frederf220: Ping? Pong! kamakazisj: This sentence no verb. BobaFettuccine: This is a question. riobranden: What Boba said wasn't even a question. kamakazisj: How wude! narcissus: no, haven't you heard of the emancipation proclaimation? Fishy: Going to inbred redneck central tonight. (west Virginia). BobaFettuccine: If you put a wine cellar in a printing press, would you get a news paper that reads, "Whine, whine, Boba's posts are too long, whine, whine." narf: THE GARLIC PRESS riobranden: Free the press! narcissus: when i say free press, i really mean "free" narcissus: need some journalists to cover my anime mini con may 3 & 4 BobaFettuccine: suspect everyone but the suspect narf: I already do. McSneer: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! riobranden: been there, done that McSneer: Ah, Kettle Chips. The perfect side dish... FOR REVENGE. riobranden: Bubba sent us! kamakazisj: Because bubs ain't in charge. narf: KRABS IS NEVER DOWN kamakazisj: Lousy rackshack! kamakazisj: Somebody jammed a load of swiss cake rolls into the disk drive! Frederf220: The system is down, yo. BobaFettuccine: Lets not invite Boba to the next shindig. I'm too starchy. kamakazisj: Mutually inclusive! riobranden: Mutually exclusive narf: I wouldn't let you near a 10 meter pole. McSneer: Hold on, are we kaber toss scores, here? SteveFett: brian > steve, apparently. McSneer: We can watch it while we barbeque! kamakazisj: All signs point to Eight Legged Freaks. Frederf220: I think I'll buy me a new hat. riobranden: Chances are I won't rate a fast food restaurant above a "2". kamakazisj: Nothing's better than butter...but Mayo. Ask Dad. riobranden: Better. Butter. kamakazisj: *patooey* maddogtannen: Ah hate manure. kamakazisj: Nothing's better than butter! BobaFettuccine: Better than butter. kamakazisj: It's not much better. riobranden: Can we at least settle this like journalists? maddogtannen: You thought wrong, dude. McSneer: No.... I thought we could settle this like men. riobranden: Draw. kamakazisj: We're Badly Drawn Boys. BobaFettuccine: But how badly Drewn, err, drawn are we? Frederf220: We're all Drew. riobranden: Curses to you. dklofas: I'm logged in, but I'm not Drew. riobranden: Always a weiner. BobaFettuccine: Never makes you a winner? kamakazisj: Lousy Snapple! riobranden: 3 of which work. Frederf220: Slugs have 4 noses. McSneer: I do not believe in the heart of the cards. narcissus: It's time to duel! Frederf220: The history of the phrase "To make a long story short" is long and rambling... kamakazisj: The story is long and uninteresting. BobaFettuccine: But only because it was Drew who remained logged on. kamakazisj: That was funny. dklofas: I'm signed on as drew! BobaFettuccine: Nice to meet you, tired. kamakazisj: I...am...tired. riobranden: What. The. Duck. SugarPopfox: Destruction = giggles Frederf220: I LIKE SUGAR, GELATIN, CORN SYRUP, and less than 0.5% OTHER! Spoonmaster: Before I drink a nice cool glass of melonade, I like to eat 147 peeps. Frederf220: First one to eat a million, wins. riobranden: Or we could do it in the grocery store... riobranden: Someone would have to buy all those peeps... kamakazisj: *challenges harley* narf: 99 .... riobranden: The human stomach cannot possibly hold 100 marshmellow Peeps. Frederf220: Peepz riobranden: Another one bites the dust? BobaFettuccine: If I dance when they shoot bullets at my feet, does that count? kamakazisj: But if friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're no friends of mine. riobranden: I can dance if I want to. BobaFettuccine: I can talk. kamakazisj: Only on wedneseday. BobaFettuccine: got ash? Frederf220: nice crispy bake riobranden: Treats narf: tasty. kamakazisj: "Hello, boys..." Frederf220: something VERY BIG! narcissus: with stick riobranden: Tracy! kamakazisj: www.cockeyed.com BobaFettuccine: www.promote-my-website.org narcissus: www.blackgold.com narcissus: the US just gave president cheney's old company domain over airaque's black gold riobranden: Who would win? Takashi or Tracy? narf: A timestamp would ruin the timeless nature. Fishy: meow meow meow. narcissus: Bob Dole or Bob Hope? narcissus: can we get a timestamp here? kamakazisj: Chips? Meal? Maybe cornmeal, but... riobranden: I thought you never finished a meal. narf: The bag of chips says it has five servings. Whoops. kamakazisj: Is that anything like broth? narf: Chickenstock? riobranden: Heheheh. You said stock. BobaFettuccine: oh, go stalk a bean. Frederf220: Beanpole. narf: Yup kamakazisj: FOOD!? McSneer: *cracks swiftview* narf: ME TO narf: FISH STICKS Fishy: No! No fish sticks! riobranden: Bean paste? narf: FISH STICKS BobaFettuccine: Quick! We need to caulk the boat! Gimme some FISH PASTE! Frederf220: FISH PASTE! kamakazisj: *grumbletron 9000* narf: Never are. kamakazisj: I'm not happy. McSneer: Happy belated birthday, narcissus! narf: %92 riobranden: sdrawkcab BobaFettuccine: *knilb* narf: *blink* Frederf220: There's a haunting verb. BobaFettuccine: Nice to meat you. riobranden: I'm hungrye. kamakazisj: Or not. kamakazisj: DSL! BobaFettuccine: spell it! Frederf220: Dail up is the bee's knees. riobranden: Who ... are you? narcissus: hey, i have just turned 21 today...now i can buy you a drink, niek riobranden: Then we'd go to war. BobaFettuccine: What if there is a very real gold mine under an oil field right in the middle of a shipping lane? Frederf220: Well, I'm sory but I'm not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate. kamakazisj: You should be ashamed! narcissus: 8 mile is on DVD today narf: IRC fosters human communication! *snicker* Fishy: Oh, yeah? Takes one to know one! narf: NOT LIKELY! Fishy: ...only to reveal that the IP was spoofed... narf: ... but it's IP is logged ... Tard: If a Tard falls in the forest and no one hears it... BobaFettuccine: She'll only go high if you give her enough gas. Frederf220: Air Force hopes XA-54 "Lesbian Seagul" flies high. riobranden: Iran so far away. Fishy: I think we should ship all the script-kiddies to Iran. I'm not sure why; it just seems like a good idea. narf: You don't get no DSL in oaktown. kamakazisj: Hmmm...still no DSL. Frederf220: So my Commadore won't cut it? narf: Squick is designed for what ever web browser I happen to be using at the moment. Frederf220: I willn't be a party to this. BobaFettuccine: No offence, but your spelling looks crappy on ANY computer. dklofas: this page looks CRAPY!! on ont school computers! narf: That's OK, I play hearts. riobranden: Umm... I'm sPeEcHlEsS dklofas: i am now .:[WuM]:. --WigeT-- in cs, beware, i hack! dklofas: milk got? BobaFettuccine: got does? narf: Sure does. riobranden: I just realized that the word "won't" doesn't make sense. riobranden: I just realized that the word "won't" doesn't make sense. narf: If you get it, won't you tell me how? kamakazisj: I can't see it to get it. BobaFettuccine: or get better stealth. narf: Or get better course materials. Fishy: Then you must accelerate the decelleration. Fishy: t Frederf220: My utils are increasing, but at a decreasing rate. narf: That's the spirit. Fishy: Bah. First day of the new quarter today. I already need a vacation. riobranden: You're half repressive? BobaFettuccine: If I was a combat synthetic, I'd be a what. narf: I can be a what. kamakazisj: Oh..Original! riobranden: That would be a "who" kamakazisj: Matt #1? riobranden: Guess what's working again? BobaFettuccine: WHOOPS. AUSHI IS VERY QUIET!!!!! BobaFettuccine: Aush narf: NO kamakazisj: loud? riobranden: NOT QUIET narf: Nto quite. kamakazisj: Mmmmm...early morning. kamakazisj: LOTS AND LOTS OF COLBY JACK! narf: CHEESE BobaFettuccine: Nay, sir, like elite program code. kamakazisj: �71k3 1337 c0d3? Fishy: You'd think Narf would have his anti-queef measures down pat by now. narf: fixed. riobranden: Would you please remove the fake Branden? And do an tolower() around your username checking function? narf: doink Fishy: Random noise. McSneer: Stick some in your pockets for secret eating. BobaFettuccine: Yeah... there was a Swiss Cake Roll stuck in a floppy drive... narf: Don't call me a ho, you ho. kamakazisj: Hey, look, ho. narf: You never indulged in it. McSneer: What did I give up for Lent? �Catholicism. aushi: hi. narf: The carpets don't match the drapes. If you get my dwift. BobaFettuccine: like down where it counts... like australia narf: there are more differences than that. McSneer: The difference between me and you? I imitated one of Branden's good ideas. kamakazisj: So says the branden imitator. McSneer: We need more Freakazoid. narf: Nope. BobaFettuccine: Can I be a twuck, instead of a twonk? kamakazisj: I don't wish to provide more proof of that, but I am. narf: yup Frederf220: narf: Some stuff is stripped out, because you guys are twonks. McSneer: ...these are a few of my favourite things. BobaFettuccine: oh, yeah, and gib some aliens. BobaFettuccine: Because we need to eat more dark green leafies. Mat: why is the text in the typy window different from the post window? Mat: (>")> Mat: dont walk all over me Mat: _.-*?_.-*?_.-*? Frederf220: So... when does it go gold? riobranden: That would be gaytarded. Frederf220: *Matt1 makes GPS reporting software that posts on chatter his lat/long* narf: I need to fix that up. kamakazisj: Fun with iBook and GPS? narf: $pdf->line($margin + $indent + 250,$pdf->y,$margin + 420,$pdf->y); kamakazisj: Come on fhqwhgads...I see you jockin' me. BobaFettuccine: Everybody to the limit/The Cheat is to the limit!/Everybody come on fhqwhgads! riobranden: To your fault. kamakazisj: I didn't say "extreme to the max." McSneer: I agree... TO THE EXTREME! kamakazisj: Hey harley, we should make a big message board that everybody checks! narf: NARF ANGRY! NARF SMASH! McSneer: Matt's right, essays are what the calendar's for. narf: People have bitched about the limit in the past. This is a chatter box, not a message board. BobaFettuccine: make it varchar(INT_MAX) and let's start seeing some A-grade essays narf: varchar(254), why do you ask? kamakazisj: What is it? McSneer: YES! I found the character limit! McSneer: Why, it's almost as if it's like a projection of the real world, where men are agitated by passions, driven by sentiments, slaves to egoism, but open to values of friendship, loyalty, generosity, love-- stronger than the will to power that devastates man BobaFettuccine: about as much as two quib. kamakazisj: What's the dollar vs. fold exhange rate nowadays? Spade: I hear Orcs get paid 2 fold BobaFettuccine: Not as much as being a Cave Troll with a big club, that's for sure. kamakazisj: How much does that pay? Fishy: I'm considering a career as a /. troll. narf: Good for you! kamakazisj: Read lazyeye. BobaFettuccine: Are you better than FedEx at thrice the price? narf: I expect nothing, and deliver twice that. kamakazisj: As expected. Spade: Straight outta compton kamakazisj: "Straighten out that rib kink." kamakazisj: Wow, that was fast. BobaFettuccine: Yes! I have made it into Matt #2's Hall of Infamy! kamakazisj: And he stepped on a duck, so Saint Peter... Frederf220: Duck, duck! narf: Not stick? kamakazisj: *stones Ethan...with rock* riobranden: You fiend! BobaFettuccine: Ick! Never bring up meunster again. narf: mayeb kamakazisj: �heavy? riobranden: Bend before the ways of heavy muenster! narf: Cheddar is better. kamakazisj: Mmmmm...muenster. riobranden: Eeat chease. BobaFettuccine: And give a hickey to Marill Streep (hooribelie meespeeleed) narf: KILL HIM Fishy: I bring you love . . . kamakazisj: That's disgusting, that's why. BobaFettuccine: Why not Rubb Bubb? Frederf220: Bubb Rubb kamakazisj: Was his name Bubba Rubb? riobranden: Wooooooo wooooo! narf: What does the whistle do? Frederf220: http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/file/woowoo.wmv riobranden: Why would I want to view the crack swiftly? narf: Hey, avp2 was less vomity. All the better. BobaFettuccine: stupid like Avp2 stupid? McSneer: No, just stupid. narf: Kinky kamakazisj: You could pet my cat. riobranden: I, meanwhile, have done nothing productive. narcissus: http://www.animeod.com/mov ies/movies.html, http://www.animeod.com/mov ies/2ndmov.html, http://www.animeod.com/mov ies/movie3.html...the movies i've made in class with director/ae so far! =p Frederf220: *new desktop* Fishy: Nickoslav dictator on run from IRS: http://www.cis.rit.edu/~njs8030/icecli mbing/P1000727.jpg kamakazisj: "If you're a monkey."? riobranden: Give him a hypothetical answer. kamakazisj: An excellent question. tardmo: does spud chat here? narf: Yay for hiptop. narf: *gets pro-branden spray by mistake* BobaFettuccine: *gets anti-anti-branden spray* kamakazisj: *gets anti-branden spray* riobranden: *barks* kamakazisj: *sees relfection* *is frightened* riobranden: Mirroring, dammit. kamakazisj: Word up. narf: Adaptec for life, homie. Frederf220: Promise must die riobranden: All the chatter was on the secret chatter2. kamakazisj: That might destroy the universe as we know it, so feel free. BobaFettuccine: Can't we put it in I ? narf: H? You naughty person. kamakazisj: PUT IT IN H! narf: Nope BobaFettuccine: That shut them up good. riobranden: NO GEAR! BobaFettuccine: To Ratch: to notch, as if to make into a gear. kamakazisj: Ratched? riobranden: You bombing bastards. narf: RATCHET! Frederf220: Got Ratchet? kamakazisj: Yes, damn it. narf: No BobaFettuccine: Show me! kamakazisj: And some Tiannamen Square on the side. BobaFettuccine: and then Shanghai Bush? riobranden: You know what's next don't you? Shanghai Massacre. Spade: You think your soo cool with your "KAR-A-TE" kamakazisj: Nobody in there left minds would... BobaFettuccine: lemme get this straight... YOU have a SISTER? Spade: Shanghai Knights is cool Frederf220: The Timmy, youu mean? kamakazisj: Damn internet narf: Smearadox. riobranden: Paradox. Frederf220: I haven't typed here in a while. BobaFettuccine: yeah, that was inferior. kamakazisj: *tries to go to muffinflims.com and gets redirected to hanky-panky-sex.com* BobaFettuccine: I got an email for libido. narf: Libary. riobranden: To the library! kamakazisj: If only that were possible... Frederf220: I take reference to that! riobranden: Matt doesn't go to school. He's Brianing this quarter. BobaFettuccine: what in the name of al things purple is matt doing in front of a computer during school? kamakazisj: And one we secure the perimeter...securely... BobaFettuccine: you stay here, jo! I'll secure the perimeter! Frederf220: I'm in. SteveFett: I need me a piece of dat ass. narf: Smank. Spade: yo nigga, 10 bucks on the gram for some thank. kamakazisj: I'm addicted to think. riobranden: Sorry, we're out of thunk. BobaFettuccine: I need another think on this SteveFett: http://www.he.net/hurriqua ke.html LanParty on one of the fastest backbones in the bay area! I already signed up, gogogo! narf: That smarted me. Frederf220: Take two; they're small. BobaFettuccine: May I have a think? kamakazisj: I think. kamakazisj: He's had that account for awhile. narf: po0p Spade: sussicran riobranden: Yay! Rob has a new account! narcissus: CAMERA!!!!! kamakazisj: *is reminded of Seymour Skinner* Spade: Yowza kamakazisj: There's two!? narf: *posts to both chatterboxes* kamakazisj: *deletes the necessary .wav file* BobaFettuccine: that's better than being spl00t!-ed right in the eye Fishy: I'll squick you right in the eye. Frederf220: Finn was last week. kamakazisj: But we shan't miss Neil Finn. riobranden: You missed it. Like Sigur Ros. narf: Yesterday. BobaFettuccine: but... when? gads, i love that question riobranden: P A R T WHY? Because I gotta! kamakazisj: LAN PARTY! kamakazisj: I bought all the simpsons. Frederf220: It took about a day for me. narf: Eh. Twenty seconds? Yay firewire. riobranden: How long did it take to purchase it? narf: I purchased Adobe Font Folio. BobaFettuccine: aha! so THAT's where the ultimate game "store" is! Frederf220: I've been trying to "purchase" a game too, but no one on IRC has it. riobranden: Sure! SteveFett: Branden: Im slowly purchasing Unreal 2 right now. Want to lease a copy? narf: 9002 is the new thing. kamakazisj: WE'RE GOING TO COMPLY! BobaFettuccine: Where? E-GADS, They're EVERYWHERE!! AAAA! Frederf220: 14001 here. kamakazisj: *becomes ISO 9001 compliant* BobaFettuccine: In that case, we had better go through all our documents and capitalize the "C" im "company" Frederf220: To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. Spade: Cheatings a playa hatin, and we cant have that BobaFettuccine: Isn't cheating an R.R.? err, Rappa Requirament? narf: You cheated. McSneer: Initial test results indicate dangerous amounts of FLAVA. Spade: I got the CDC on the other line...what are the symptoms? riobranden: I got the rap fever! BobaFettuccine: Quick! Call the rhyming police! McSneer: AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE! riobranden: KIMERA! narf: No kamera for you! kamakazisj: I need a ka-mer-a to record my life. Frederf220: Damn Greek mythology characters eatin' my ceral! narcissus: camera! camera! kamakazisj: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. narf: I got pickles. riobranden: Screw Tibet BobaFettuccine: noooooo! not the whole cucumber! we could have had PICKLES! narf: No, Spade: "THE WHOLE CUCUMBER?!" kamakazisj: Ewwww. "That's right...all the tea." Spade: 2nd base has been reached...and breached.... narf: You're awake?! McSneer: She's... perfect in her own way... narcissus: camera narf: Sold. Frederf220: Free Tibet Spade: XYZ kamakazisj: ABC store(s)! narf: Dinset Store. narcissus: camera BobaFettuccine: Would you like fries with those herpe's sores? narf: It costs extra. Spade: Do they come any other way? riobranden: With herpes. Spade: He probbably bought an underage philipino girlfriend... kamakazisj: Nobody knows... Spade: Hes not that handsom. Is he merried? riobranden: And he'a making money. kamakazisj: He's a handsome devil. riobranden: Bill Gates is the devil. narf: No, it's actually Microsoft's fault. Spade: Goatse? Frederf220: Damn you, FCC regulations! kamakazisj: The one website I want to see on the entirety of the internet is down. narf: Buh? riobranden: Duh. BobaFettuccine: yeah, its a shirt-like undergarment designed for the exclusive use of being run up a flagpole to flap in the wind riobranden: "whirt"? BobaFettuccine: my white whirt needs a little pizza on it narf: Oi vey, don't make me turn on the whitelist. kamakazisj: stop it. krabby: xIz0Rz krabby: t00 many gameZ! narf: Except ffa. BobaFettuccine: don't stick ANYTHING into the krab-box krabby: d00d...who is hogging the krab-box? kamakazisj: I gotta get me some of that funky hat-lovin' riobranden: But it does work as a hat. narf: Pasting your head into the magazine doesn't count. Frederf220: I'm a YM model. narf: Try again. riobranden: Young and Modern take? What? You're a model? narf: YM take. riobranden: There must first be a steak, for there to be a mistake. Spade: There must be a mistake narf: No, that's the amp. Frederf220: I thought it was 11. BobaFettuccine: just don't fold those boxers more than seven times, or else the Folding Police will come and get you... kamakazisj: *folds up boxer shorts into airplane* Frederf220: Crease flyer! Spade: Mrs. Doubtfire narf: I doubt it. Frederf220: I'm skeptical. riobranden: Doubtful. BobaFettuccine: I doubt that there is anything to doubt. riobranden: I doubt it. kamakazisj: Grosse Pointe Blank? Spade: The point broke, I need a sharpener. narf: Damn, that's one fine pointe. Frederf220: He sharpened the argument to a fine point. Spade: It doesnt, thats the point. riobranden: I'm surprised it works at all. narf: It doesn't work that way. kamakazisj: Stupid genetics Frederf220: Not that I know of. riobranden: Did you mother have any children who lived? narf: I don't know, it is a comfy chair. Even if it is tilted. McSneer: Max is so stupid. kamakazisj: Max likes Brian's chair. narf: You'll get better mileage in Q. kamakazisj: PUT IT IN H! narf: But plenty of N. Frederf220: No L, No L... Fishy: He apologizes, and promises never to do it again. Spade: The N, should stop talking about himself in the third person. Fishy: The N may return much sooner than anybody suspects, including himself. Spade: oink. kamakazisj: For more beef? Man, that's almost a bad pun. BobaFettuccine: yes! please beef up the cowboy filter! narf: The planplanplan suckssuckssucks. riobranden: planplanplanplanplanplanpl an riobranden: Ditto that. narf: What? Fishy: Nor would I. Though some person down the street might be heart-broken. kamakazisj: I, for one, wouldn't. Frederf220: And who would notice? riobranden: Let's jack this place. kamakazisj: "No posting, Boba!" narf: The cowboy filter may need some beefing up. Frederf220: *has an itch* BobaFettuccine: All are super-top-secret spy gear. BobaFettuccine: cheese whiz. BobaFettuccine: silenced pistol BobaFettuccine: bazooka narcissus: camera narf: I was, then Fry's saved me. Imagine *that*. Frederf220: You know you screwed. narf: You're fucked. kamakazisj: Moldy wack chinese sourdough IS YUM YUM! BobaFettuccine: That's what I put in my famous Wack Chinese Sourdough Hamburgers. riobranden: Wacky Chinese Sourdough. narf: As opposed to? Moldy sourdough? kamakazisj: Well, it is unless it's YUM YUM SOURDOUGH! BobaFettuccine: MEDIOCRE?! MEDIOCRE!? SLICED BREAD IS not MEDIOCRE!!! narf: Mediocre Frederf220: Chatter size: Huge | Tiny riobranden: That. BobaFettuccine: Again. narf: Probably. Frederf220: You'll say that again! narf: Ouchie. Frederf220: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! riobranden: Again. narf: Smork for yourself. Frederf220: You can never go back. McSneer: http://www.planetgamecube. com/media/hw018000001.jpg riobranden: But we want to be aware of shrink, and reduce it. BobaFettuccine: As getting fast too fat? err, fat too fast? just try U4ET's Shrinker. Spade: No such thing. riobranden: Too fast. Frederf220: *fast narf: Go fat. riobranden: Go what? McSneer: I'd definitely say grilled ham and cheese on Texas toast is the way to go. BobaFettuccine: Punk, you were reading that in History today. Shame on McDonald's. riobranden: Fast Food Nation is all lies. Frederf220: "Rare?" "Rare." Spade: Then just a steak, rare. kamakazisj: Not after reading Fast Food Nation BobaFettuccine: Nah, I'll take a hamburger. narf: Grilled cheese? Fishy: I have nothing intelligent to say, so I'll just make noise instead. Woo, woo! Frederf220: Running away... kamakazisj: The new BigPenguin.org is up and running! narf: Don't make me whip out phpMyAdmin. riobranden: Moby Prick narf: What film is this again? BobaFettuccine: Save the Whalez! Feed Ethan! kamakazisj: "Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??" kamakazisj: Nice logo Spade: now? BobaFettuccine: no, that's the punchline! narf: MarioPaint! WOO! kamakazisj: *sets off nuclear device in Chico* riobranden: Flying pigs. Frederf220: Cats on Mars Spade: http://doodle.tunkeymicket .com kamakazisj: INTERNET AT THE SPEED OF MITCH! kamakazisj: You can have a new logo instead! Spade: I want html tags damn it >:( Spade: WANG kamakazisj: I don't get it. Spade: wang riobranden: <br> stupid crap riobranden: that is, until it was stripped out of my sentence. riobranden: There should be a after the chatterbox, but there isn't. Frederf220: *takes the rest of the day off* kamakazisj: Today is a Neil Finn day! It's friday! narf: Today is a Travis day. That is to say, it's slow and depressing. riobranden: Selector (tm) narf: Safeway Select Krusty Bits (tm) BobaFettuccine: Grocery store ketchup? So that's where the crusty stuff on ketchup bottles goes! kamakazisj: Ick! Spade: What about those ketchups that your grocery store makes. riobranden: All ketchup is fancy. Frederf220: Anon7 narf: The anon was disabled. Frederf220: It's fancy like some ketchup is fancy. kamakazisj: BTW, the anonymous account do not work bub. kamakazisj: Everything is fancy for meeeeeee!!! narf: It's not a fancy book. It's a terrible, terrible book. kamakazisj: Why Spade, huh? Why not us? We aren't good enough for your fancy book? BobaFettuccine: Spade, you must read "My Teacher Flunked the Planet" by Bruce Coville. kamakazisj: *eats diamonds* Spade: All life is carbon based. BobaFettuccine: UNUSEFUL CHATTER!? ALL CHATTER IS ESSENTIAL FOR THE LIFE OF A CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORM! kamakazisj: If you want to make a statement it is! riobranden: It's spelled "Governaught" narf: That's why they're called mini. kamakazisj: Down with the guv-ment. Spade: OFF WITH CLOTHES! Frederf220: Oh yes there is. narf: There's not much to go up. Fishy: I concur with Frederf. Frederf220: Up with miniskirts? BobaFettuccine: Is it a parabola? 'cause 1cm x 1cm quadrile paper is the best. kamakazisj: *plots evil plot* narf: It's a nonexploding carbine guit-tar. kamakazisj: Your guitar would explode in you hands. riobranden: It's Tuesday! My guitar lesson! BobaFettuccine: up with Thursday! Long live Thor! Fishy: Down with Tuesday! Vive le Revolucion! narf: It will never be tuesday. kamakazisj: No. It will be soon though. riobranden: Is today Tuesday? Frederf220: There's something in my eye... stop the chatter. kamakazisj: Ya know...*nudge nudge wink wink* riobranden: What? kamakazisj: No doubt about it, snowed-on head. narf: A cabriolet, in New Yawk? Fishy: Dont'a a'worry suh, I will replace yo'wah cah wit a Geo Metro convertahble. narf: *slams door* Frederf220: Hey, ya stealin' ma cah! kamakazisj: The unruly rule! riobranden: Probably not. Fishy: I'm back . . . but was I ever really gone? BobaFettuccine: Burrito? I can silence twice as many people with a mere Mexican Pizza. McSneer: Hand me a burrito. riobranden: Stop that. kamakazisj: Yo yo yo check it out yo yo yo Spade: off da' chain yall narf: I'm in da cah! narcissus: placentennial riobranden: Damp? BobaFettuccine: I don't think she would like that. Oh well. kamakazisj: I think he meant "Damn Wac" as in "Damn Wacklawek" riobranden: You mean a "damn wop"? BobaFettuccine: that's better than a dam woc, though kamakazisj: I ate it all. I am now a mad cow. narf: They don't got any beef anymore. kamakazisj: You got a beef with the British!? narf: That sounds like british beef. BobaFettuccine: Hamburgers AGAIN, Mom?! BobaFettuccine: Not if we ate the beef faster or as fast as it grew. kamakazisj: Yes, but they would multiply at an incredible rate and eventually infect the whole state. Fishy: Could we use cancerous growths of beef to create beef-farms? Frederf220: He's got cancer... in his ass! riobranden: Buns of STEEL! BobaFettuccine: And I've got the buns! kamakazisj: But I brought the marshmallows. McSneer: We didn't start the fire! Spade: Fellowship of the Squick BobaFettuccine: Head cancer! Cancer? How could you?! narf: That wasn't placebos, it was thalidomide. Fishy: My placebos gave me cancer. Frederf220: Sugar likes you. narf: I like sugar. kamakazisj: *ODs on placebos* riobranden: Ultra-strengh placebos. BobaFettuccine: One day I was labeling the sizes of fencing jackets, and i labeled some XM: "Extra Medium." Fishy: Its the gambling fiend that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! riobranden: ?chatlimit=gargantuan will do it for ya kamakazisj: Heh...I found it. This is perfect! kamakazisj: Evil! narf: The option is there, just find it. Fishy: I want a "Medium Well" size. Spade: I dont want it tiny, or huge I want it normal. >=( Fishy: I pah at all. BobaFettuccine: I finally got headphoneS. Now, I'm in stereo! narf: There is. Spade: How about a "Medium" chatter size? TooffDK: I lived with a siamese cat in Spain. A very evil one -- didn't even correct my Spanish. kamakazisj: *Brian gets splinters of a CD lodged in his hand* narf: *makes a cd full of the hamster dance song* kamakazisj: *gets funky with it over and over again* Frederf220: No loops, baby! narf: My socks aren't chafing. kamakazisj: Bah. My new stereo is Newt Gingrich. Spade: My new stereo is great, it has great sound quality, and even talks to me. but when I try to talk to it about our current political situation, it just plays music. riobranden: Everybody comes back, sometime. narf: Don't panic! And the music keeps on playing, on and on. narcissus: Cat thinks its people!!! kamakazisj: If you insist... BobaFettuccine: ph34r not, earz, Diesel Boy shall save j00! BobaFettuccine: yes! finally, I have my turn with the family stereo! kamakazisj: *cat is afraid of little remote-controlled car* McSneer: Cat is playing with his new catnip covered toy mouse. riobranden: Morning has broken, like the first mourning. narf: That was fast. Maybe you should try Linux next? kamakazisj: Yeah...take that, spelling. Frederf220: *Jumbo commits Harry Carey* kamakazisj: *gets computer more or less back together* riobranden: The colors change every time! Spade: Cease Spaming narf: Naughty! kamakazisj: SPAM THE CHATTER! kamakazisj: SPAM THE CHATTER! riobranden: ?ml??t w?rr??r! Spade: ((_)///D narcissus: ���[�b�g�i�C�g�������� narcissus: ¬–é& #8218;֍s‚ $B!^(B‚¤̵ 8;©B narf: No, eXistenZ. narcissus: ���鉽����H kamakazisj: What movie? V? narf: That's a horrible, horrible movie, and you will be punished severely. kamakazisj: n0t m3 BobaFettuccine: \/\/3 r 411 1337!!!!!!1 riobranden: This is longest thread in eXistenZ kamakazisj: THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES. McSneer: "You are the emperor of last year." narf: What about a baby ent with elephantitis? BobaFettuccine: baby anything. except elephants. those babies are big! riobranden: Baby hobbit kamakazisj: That would be like a skinny hobbit. narf: You could be short and weigh ten pounds. Frederf220: Could I be anymore Japanese? riobranden: "Rock me gently" kamakazisj: Please break me gently. narf: I just can't get you out of my head. Frederf220: The opposite? riobranden: As what? kamakazisj: It's the same thing. narf: Less? kamakazisj: No. But then again, yes. Be more definete please. Frederf220: I'm so hungry, I could ride a horse... to the store... to get food. Did I mention I don't like horses? narf: *falls over* kamakazisj: Upate!? On squick!? BobaFettuccine: *bans Satan* narf: Small gallery upgrade. narf: *bans everyone* kamakazisj: *bans Boba* BobaFettuccine: hey! there's a really cool site out there! www.squick.org !!!! narf: NO ADVERTISING! riobranden: www.mtbahnet.com Fishy: Bran. kamakazisj: I hate non-elasticy socks. kamakazisj: Branden, Brian, BobaFettucine? Who? Fishy: What webpages does Mr. B spend his lifeforce on developing these days? narf: It's a per-user thing. narf: I changed my uniquewafer, and logged me out of El Roberto's hoose. BobaFettuccine: ...*confused*... (by rabbits) kamakazisj: But I was never logged out...or were you just reveling in the fact that you could, hypothetically, change it? narf: No, uniquewafer is the cookie that identifies your user on squick. Change it, you are instantly 'logged out' from everywhere. kamakazisj: Because, truth be told, I have no clue what's going on now. kamakazisj: So is this your "subtle" way of telling people that there is to be no LAN party at your house or are you just having fun at my expense? kamakazisj: I don't get it. Besides, the escapades are over. narf: Hooray for being able to change your uniquewafer! kamakazisj: HURRAY! BobaFettuccine: hooray for leaving yourself loggeed in, so people can mess with your account and stuff! Spade: Indeed, bravo I say. kamakazisj: Good show. narf: At Rob's house. narf: It does appear I left myself logged in somewhere else. narf: I've got something to say. kamakazisj: Confuscius say? BobaFettuccine: free like bird in bear trap. narf: Only in the sense that it is free. Fishy: Is the "Ocarina of Time free" better than "The Ocarina of Time"? McSneer: Preorder The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and get a GameCube disc containing The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time free! kamakazisj: Cellphone? riobranden: celophane pr0n? kamakazisj: You kinky devil. BobaFettuccine: *wraps self in celophane* *with ranch dressing in the freezer! narf: Butcher paper will do. kamakazisj: *gets out blood-resistant wrapping paper* BobaFettuccine: I want some torsos for Christmas. Spade: due to our size, frederf and I account for 50% of squick's customers. narf: And what about the other half? You just gonna leave them hanging? Frederf220: Squick is a joke for the half that take it seriously. narf: Not anymore. kamakazisj: Clifford the huge red bitch? Isn't he a he? riobranden: Clifford?\ Spade: Thats a huge bitch kamakazisj: I would like to formally complain about the size of the chatterbox. Fishy: Perhaps its merely Netscape that doesn't appreciate it. narf: You don't appreciate my aesthetic sense, that's why. Fishy: And why in the hell does squick look so much better in Lynx than it does in Netscape? Fishy: What do you mean this site is a joke? I've lived here my whole life. I was born on this site. Though I was an anonymous at the time . . . narf: Okay, Okay. I fixed the taurentotem thing. narf: A year? Excuse me? Twas bought on 1999-08-18! kamakazisj: So it isn't the kind of joke you imply it is. kamakazisj: This site has been around for at least a year...can't remember exactly how long, but it's been at least a year. kamakazisj: We know steve...steve hosts taurentotem off of squick, in fact. This site is half-joke abd half-real. bardiche256: anyway, the mention of steve in the nutrition facts implies that this might be some sort of joke by someone formthe site. bardiche256: damn typos *from *someone *left off bardiche256: I'm from www.taurentotem.com/ someon form our site accidently lef toff the www. and came here. I don't think this would just be one person making this site as a joke, since your chat log is so huge. Probably just an unrealted site except for the mentio Spade: no, are you? bardiche256: um... what is this site? is this one of steve's jokes? Fishy: Arrgh. The chatterbox has indeed shrunk. Or maybe Netscape just decided to start rendering it correctly. Frederf220: "My New Year's resolution is 1280x1024." --Adam kamakazisj: Because, before this, Matt was showing blatant disregard for the 1024x768ers among us. riobranden: We'll have to call it stumpy. kamakazisj: The site seems to have gotten shorter. narf: I don't think so. riobranden: Did the chatterbox get shorter? mess: indeed... kamakazisj: I'll be unable to remember that. Heck, it was hard to pronounce. mess: Orng r d bmb narf: Nothing doing. McSneer: Oh, the Japanity. Viking: yarr narf: Better than an underdose. kamakazisj: Yes, an overdose of inanity. Frederf220: Inanity? kamakazisj: Oooh, what a headache. narf: Today. Frederf220: A long time ago. kamakazisj: It probably was...long ago...in the before time. Spade: I thought it was raspberry... kamakazisj: "Admiral Janeway!" riobranden: Don't make me whip out my James Black action figure. kamakazisj: *gives everybody in room a rasberry* Frederf220: Rasberry. Spade: Would you like jam or butter? kamakazisj: That deserves a toast. BobaFettuccine: "Iz the sector clear?" "Yes, but I had to venteelate somevon." riobranden: Ventilate? narf: Venti no-whip lo-fat carmel cosmic latte. Fishy: Astronomers recently discovered the the universe, when condensed into the visible spectrum, is a beige color, dubbed the "Cosmic Latte". Spade: Two lates coming right up. narf: Too late. kamakazisj: Never you mind. narf: Swedish what? kamakazisj: Darn him and his swedish. narf: St�g lied to you. kamakazisj: St�g 's reccomendations. Fishy: Are the nutrition facts based on USDA recommendations? narf: So? kamakazisj: OUR WAITER'S NAME WAS ST�G! riobranden: B�NK BobaFettuccine: I have one word to say twice about anything and or everything: BINK narf: *bwink* Fishy: Rrrrrrwwwrrrr. BobaFettuccine: "Would you like some tea, Fathers?" kamakazisj: "we must protect our rights as priests to have sex with young boys" Spade: Oh no a Catholic priest! Get away from that boy you sicko! Fishy: Bless you . . . my son. kamakazisj: *has lots of snot* riobranden: It snot. Spade: Well, Mr. What's-her-face, is cheating on her if its any consolation. kamakazisj: Damn that Mrs. What's-her-face. riobranden: A Raceist! narf: You were gyped. kamakazisj: I paid nothing for nothing, and I thought it was a fair deal. narf: I paid less than that, and for more. riobranden: You paid $1000... for less! narf: Mmm. I e-mailed you a picture that should give you a fix of commericalism. Fishy: Help! Help! Societally-instilled materialism dissipitating!!! Hurry, somebody turn on HSN before I only care about things that actually matter. BobaFettuccine: every time i look down. Frederf220: how often do you really look at a man's shoes? Frederf220: "Neither did I. I mean, seriously," kamakazisj: The legacy lives on. narf: And you continue to be, to this day. BobaFettuccine: When I was a little kid, I took a can of chewing tobacco (or shoe polish, i think it was the former) out of the dispenser and the guy behind the counter made me put it back. I was confused. narf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE SHOES POLISH YOU! kamakazisj: *polishes the warden's shoes to a fine, mirror shine* McSneer: *waxes bad microwave image, visually* narf: Hooray for MOVIE! kamakazisj: Ummmmm....hurray for plurality? narf: *microwaves barf on crapet* kamakazisj: *microwave barfs on carpet* narf: *reuses wax* Fishy: as opposed to a nonvisual image. Fishy: *cringes at bad visual image* kamakazisj: *waxes legs* BobaFettuccine: "Yarg! Now I can't see t' polish me two wo'den legs!" kamakazisj: "Arrr...two glass eyes." Spade: Arrr matey, that was me last eye McSneer: S'aright. Just gets a little touchy 'round here, that's all. Fishy: Sorry gov'na. McSneer: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, MISTER. Fishy: Arrrr! kamakazisj: *spears Spade spontaneously* Spade: Hmm.....we've had to get rid of the harpoons due to department cutbacks..sorry. riobranden: I fear your immenant arrival. "Man the harpoons!" Fishy: Fear me. narf: Stop it. riobranden: I still am. Questing. kamakazisj: Sure, why not? TAKE THAT MAPQUEST! BobaFettuccine: map point? like a telling point, but for giving someone directions? narf: Ah, someone else saw that episode last night. kamakazisj: *opens up map point* BobaFettuccine: -There is no air in space! -There's an Air 'n' Space meuseum... kamakazisj: *twiddles thumb in hair* narf: Not very. riobranden: Heir Apparent. narf: There's an Air kamakazisj: Only if there's enough space. narf: Do you climb into space? kamakazisj: Damn you and your treachery. BobaFettuccine: Here I am again, to waste O so precious web space. kamakazisj: The text was pink, for one thing. kamakazisj: Squick is, somehow, so different on a mac. riobranden: To the music. narf: Got to keep on moving. Marwin: maomao riobranden: All magic is evil. narf: Magick. kamakazisj: What'd it look like? narf: *watches internet die* riobranden: *watches in tent* kamakazisj: *watches intently* narf: Film at 11. Frederf220: Trilogy Fishy: Just the story of your life, isn't it? Frederf220: Why has everything recently, involved things either going in or coming out of my mouth. McSneer: We shall, of course, have to have a barbecue. kamakazisj: Sounds like a Stephen King novel to be. Fishy: Black cheese hamburger flying through window. kamakazisj: Considering that fact that I have no clue, I would say yes. Fishy: Does yahoo refuse to renew the domain for you? kamakazisj: *marks on calendar* riobranden: One day before MtBahnet.com expires! Fishy: Nickzilla is on the horizon once again. Dec 22. kamakazisj: Now I'm out of 'em. kamakazisj: I'm almost out of 'em. riobranden: An asteroid! kamakazisj: I'm gonna eat an Altoid. narf: Wain. riobranden: Burrow kamakazisj: When the world caves in, whatcha gonna do? squick2: Lando's not a man...he's a legend, man. kamakazisj: Land values are best in East Palo Alto. riobranden: Run to the Hills narf: Palo Alto? Fishy: Happy Native American Enslavement Day to you all. I'm off to PA for free food. kamakazisj: Dr. "Blood and Guts" Emerson riobranden: Dr. Fun, DDS kamakazisj: If you insist. narf: Dr fUN! kamakazisj: That makes his a cyclops with a glass eye, as a matter of fact. Spade: if he has a glass eye, does that still make him a cylcops? Fishy: Well . . . a very small one. riobranden: A cyclops! Fishy: I said one-eyed, not blind. kamakazisj: I am, but it isn't doing anything. narf: Think Salem. SteveFett: How exactly would you go about "hanging" with people that cannot see, hear, or talk to you? Fishy: Steve: hang out with parapelegic, one-eyed, deaf-mute midgets. Then you'll feel physically god-like. kamakazisj: Bubba is God. riobranden: Bubba sent you! kamakazisj: w00t! New hard drive! kamakazisj: Your special effects won't be as good as the movie's. SteveFett: My collection of physical ailments has increased once again. My head feels like it wants to reenact the "chest burst" scene from alien. Fishy: My collection of stolen/cast away furniture has increased once again. kamakazisj: Time to import power! riobranden: GeCCo? Fishy: I doubt the grid has enough computing power to make gcc run at a reasonable speed though. That may be beyond the abilities of physics. Frederf220: *makes self at home... by driving there* kamakazisj: Get me a souvenir, why don't you? Fishy: Whee. Now have access to the grid system at RIT. Can run crap on up to 50 sunblade150s, 120 ultra10, and a handfull of big iron machines. kamakazisj: With the mirror glass ties. riobranden: In a white room. kamakazisj: Nay! Orange Cream! ORANGE! narf: Cream soda? kamakazisj: Damn straight. Too bad we're out. anubis: ...creamy. narf: CRRREAM CHEEEEEEEESE! kamakazisj: OOOOOOOORANGE CREEEEAM! riobranden: That'll do it. narf: I have cherry coke. kamakazisj: I think you shouldn't think anymore. narf: I think Frederf wanted to go to AnthroCon. riobranden: Pasty. narf: Brown. anubis: Well on its way where? kamakazisj: My head is well on its way. riobranden: *boom* narf: I'm drinking brown. Frederf220: I'm drinking orange. narf: Ah, no Ted. riobranden: Has anyone else noticed that Peter Jackson uses more than his fare share of the group photos of the LotR production snaps? narf: Snakles. kamakazisj: This isn't not definitely unlike what you didn't not say. riobranden: Or maybe it's the opposite of what narf said. narf: Not at all entirely unlike you. kamakazisj: Like me! narf: It's a soft puff pastry with a crunchy center cavity. anubis: What's deo? Frederf220: Yep, lotta history on that ski run. riobranden: Ronnie James Dio! Whatever shall we do? Fishy: The frenchies have yet to discover deo. kamakazisj: "No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up." riobranden: Jupiter berries? narf: I felt the junipers. kamakazisj: That's why I speak french...language of the grape squishers. SteveFett: Spanish is the language of produce-pickers. anubis: Por que usted esta hablando de los pantalones? Spade: tengo un gato en mis pantalones anubis: I.. I love my pantalones. They fit me oh so tight. They make me smile with delight. kamakazisj: Look down....I hope they're there. Fishy: Donde esta mis pantalones? kamakazisj: Soooo perceptive. riobranden: A stick made from granite. kamakazisj: You don't pay attention to current events, do you? anubis: What's a granite stick? riobranden: Does whatever a particle can. Frederf220: Particleman kamakazisj: PARTICLE BOARD! Frederf220: We're dumber than a granite stick kamakazisj: You can't explain that nonsense to us. We're stupid. riobranden: No no no! The battering ram is the key ... you know what? Nevermind. Frederf220: "Hey, why are there teeth marks in it?" riobranden: "The key to the city." Fishy: One of those police battering rams might go nicely on the front of your car as well. kamakazisj: I have three of them in the glove box...I need a bigger glove box. riobranden: I need a handgun. To assist me while driving. kamakazisj: *shrug* Fishy: Gaargh! Just realized I have a final today . . . in 74 minutes. kamakazisj: Moons? Are they marshmallows? Spade: many many times ago narf: Yes. Fishy: Didn't squick have a links page at some point in time? riobranden: WITH STICK narf: With necklaces?! kamakazisj: SPNews updated kamakazisj: I have a sweatshop you can work in if you'd like. anubis: Ooo... I like making necklaces. riobranden: They're busy building necklaces. kamakazisj: Can the guppies set up the machines? Fishy: Plotting to spawn a legion of demonic guppies with which to take over the world of course. Or I'm setting up some scientific computing number cruncher machines. kamakazisj: I'm sure I'll kick myself in the head for this later, but what is Fishy doing? Fishy: fishy gets to play with Alphas. Odd little machines. kamakazisj: If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous. narf: Roman? Fishy: Might want to shower. Not the golden type. anubis: pee-on..? kamakazisj: I'm a peon! narf: Up with peopoles! riobranden: Down with fortune! kamakazisj: Your comment makes me think of "Under My Thmb" Fishy: Hmm. The graphic got Paint it Black stuck in my head. kamakazisj: "You're at the end of the road again." squick2: bye bye irrepressible!! Spade: i farted. kamakazisj: They're closed damnit. Frederf220: Eatin' and Drinkin' kamakazisj: Let's just go to Fark and get it over with. Frederf220: A.S.Y.L.U.M.: Artificial Synthetic Youth Limited to Ultimate Mathematics Fishy: It comes with an easy to remember acronym. Spade: oh THAT asylum. kamakazisj: Spade, I'm ashamed, you should remember the asylum. Fishy: the Asylum for Nicks Under Stress of course. Spade: which asylum? I am not familiar with THE asylum. Fishy: I escaped from the Asylum of course. kamakazisj: What the hell are you doing here? Fishy: It could be worse. Could be stabbed. (LoB) kamakazisj: Thanks, I'm not wearing them. narf: Nice pants. kamakazisj: Nice logo. narf: Nobody else seems to have that problem near my kitchen. kamakazisj: Couldn't help myself. narf: *smacka* kamakazisj: "HOT GIRLS 100% XXX!!!" narf: TAKE ME OFF YOUR MAILING LIST !!! riobranden: I'm suscribed to your ideas and intrigued by your newsletter. kamakazisj: I'm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Spade: Im a Jubatier. SteveFett: yabbadabbajew! riobranden: How typical. Frederf220: I'll stand behind that statement. narf: No yo don't. kamakazisj: I LIKE BEANS! Spade: I heard Ham, who said Ham? riobranden: Silence of the Hams. Fishy: I sense a disturbance coming from the dark side of the sheep. kamakazisj: ABBA!? narf: Nada. Frederf220: The very beginning kamakazisj: That was the plan from the beginning, of course. riobranden: You can run it on squick! squick: file uploader! Frederf220: Bluey's back. riobranden: Welcome to the human race. kamakazisj: I would assume they were fathered by other blades of grass. Fishy: Lawnmower time!!!! Who's your daddy, grass from hell? kamakazisj: They're sharp buggers, too. Fishy: The blades of grass outside are looking at me. There coming closer . . . no . . . NO!!!!! keep them away!!!! AWWWAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! riobranden: 300 miles in 3 days... and I never left the Bay Area. Sick. Frederf220: "Ricycle." Fishy: You drive rice rocket? kamakazisj: I smoke two Hondas before I smoke two Hondas, then I smoke two more. Spade: no it didnt. kamakazisj: People who rhyme are sublime. Fishy: Hmm. I was just offered a fulltime scientific programmer job at RIT. Starting next quarter tuition is free. Whoa . . . that rhymed. narf: Brian, the time on your clocks don't match! riobranden: Wanna see me jiggle like a bowl of jello? kamakazisj: That was me, sorry. Spade: i bet it makes you jiggle to SteveFett: My 300 watt subwoofer gets my cubicle desk vibrating quite nicely. riobranden: Alert. Alert. Panther ... explosives ... now ... activated. Spade: general alert! man your battle stations. kamakazisj: uh-oh...avortexer finally made it on (I was waiting for the day) lol finklejag: 050574 Spade: MUSHA HADEEN! kamakazisj: *declares marshmallow jihad* Spade: the big ones are the only true marshmellows narf: They're like manna from General Mills. kamakazisj: What about those little marshmallows? Are thos good for you? riobranden: Don't eat the yellow marshmellows! Fishy: That explains why I got a tummy ache from eating them. :( Spade: those were marshmellows nick...... Fishy: Whee! First snow of the season! Just light fluff, but still very pretty. riobranden: I've got a body like a battle axe. kamakazisj: You are an illegal alien spade. Spade: *probes* kamakazisj: *gets space probed* riobranden: Be wary of the humongous fungus. narf: Yay! Levil 3 for me! kamakazisj: Levil 16 "Frank the Tank" riobranden: I'd like to see him and his tank try. kamakazisj: Now he's gonna kill ya riobranden: "than" Spade: and I said, "My tank is bigger then your gun" kamakazisj: I said I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war. riobranden: Hey there fella with the hair colored yellow, whatcha tryin to prove? narf: I am the candy man. kamakazisj: I fall harder because I'm bigger though. riobranden: Oh boy am I jealous. Spade: I can do it in 5 riobranden: It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall down. narf: I know. kamakazisj: I'm opaque. riobranden: I'm clearly not. dklofas: who's a what now? Fishy: I disagree. Its clearly 7. kamakazisj: The answer to this question is "6". riobranden: Or in private. narf: Not in public. Fishy: Indeed. Let us all join together and baaaah. riobranden: Baaaah. Fishy: Fear the sheep of darkness. narf: Whoa no, I got-ta keep on movin'. riobranden: I donk't want to waste my time with simple little things. narf: Me kamakazisj: Oui Spade: Dat is it. kamakazisj: Never you mind... dklofas: No i'm not from VWVortex, what's dat kamakazisj: Gray meat please SteveFett: White meat or dark meat? Spade: Arm yourselves! riobranden: Was there a question? kamakazisj: Well, that answers that...or does it!? narf: dklofas: I need to figure out how. narf: Nope. I know. kamakazisj: dklofas, are you from VWVortex? narf: Yeah. But you'll just get sauced and pass out on the couch. Again. Fishy: Plans for violent world domination have been initiated. I feel very evil tonight. Frederf220: Save some for me! narf: *eats grenade* dklofas: i guess not dklofas: do html tags work? dklofas: webmaster@localhost: please activate Miva for squick.org/~dklofas SteveFett: xbox is win. Especially when you dont have to shell out for the games. Spade: *throws plasma grenade on squick's back* narf: Nah. You shouldn't SteveFett: or, should I say, too many xbox games. SteveFett: Ive reached dreamcastitis. Too many games to be able to decide what to play now. Spade: "God save the queen" riobranden: "Now there are two of them." Frederf220: "It's a fragilacy." kamakazisj: Delicious if they weren't so bad tasting. dklofas2: what would a farret taste like? dklofas2: whatever Spade: Alf. Fishy: Alfalfa. kamakazisj: Apples! Spade: Oranges. riobranden: What do you think those aggies make carrots from? kamakazisj: *eats a happy farmer* Fishy: Arrrrr. The jolly rodger. kamakazisj: Get down from there, the crows will EAT you! SteveFett: Yarrr... avast ye! riobranden: Damn mehican diamond smugglers Spade: I thought they were diamonds. riobranden: Actually, well, I ate them all. Fishy: Does the cat litter you rub yourself with have those spiffy blue odor crystals? SteveFett: I like rubbing myself with cat litter and pretend to be a giant kittyturd. kamakazisj: Gilgamesh : Cats :: Smurf : ? riobranden: Gilgamesh != Gargamel Fishy: Gaargh. Spade: Ed. kamakazisj: You're sp3cial. riobranden: I thought it was an sp3 game. Spade: Its a PS2 game. kamakazisj: then you watch too much anime. Spade: What if a fireball is merely levatating in place? like in Kessen 2. kamakazisj: "It's a fireball...that means it's fast." Fishy: Actually do work on the thing. Compiling is a lot faster than on a ultra10. Spade: *pees on branden's head* riobranden: YOUR HAIR MAY BE ON FIRE! narf: For web surfing! And work. Mostly surfing. Fishy: Yum. Sunblade 150 + 21" at work. Sweeeeeeet. riobranden: Fishy: narf: *fends off rabbit* kamakazisj: *pees off side* riobranden: You'll never take Sealand! Fishy: Be careful, the Mattavania's are going for a vote of no confidence against their leader. narf: Soree. Frederf220: I don't want to own anything... just control it... all of it narf: Nice try. Mattavania already owns the western hemisphere. Spade: we didnt want it anyway. Fishy: Nickoslavia hereby annexes the world. You're all evicted. Frederf220: "You'll have to start figuring things out for yourself." "How do I do that?" kamakazisj: He won't figure it out though. narf: Crapnuggets. kamakazisj: Yeah he has narf: Luckily, he's never heard of squick. Frederf220: Pravin! kamakazisj: Necrophiliac on the loose Spade: so are my box0rz! oh fornicating feces.... kamakazisj: They're stained. Spade: what about your sox0rz? kamakazisj: Peach pudding roxors your bloxors. anubis: Blech... peach. I shudder to think. narf: Than ... peach pudding? Frederf220: R32 is faster riobranden: R17 DubGato: r32 Frederf220: He's not alone. riobranden: In the final scene of Ep1, it appears as if Palpatine does not quite know where Boss Nass is standing... Spade: and it shall kamakazisj: Sounds like it should go into the bowels of the internet Spade: http://doodle.tunkeymicket .com riobranden: Arg. Actually, make than an Argh. Fishy: Wont be coming back to California till winter. riobranden: "We are in a room" "Well, then lose some weight!" narf: Get a room! On second though, no, don't get aroom. kamakazisj: If you wish Spade: beats me. narf: Who's squick.rg? kamakazisj: I like spade.squick.rg Frederf220: Don't ask me questions and I won't tell you no lies. riobranden: All I hear are excuses. Spade: spade.squick.org anyone? riobranden: Printer came! Toner catridge broken! Frederf220: It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but oooh man... To answer your question I don't know riobranden: Curie suggested we go for a drive in her new two-door BMW coup. narf: Muppet. Fishy: I think I may be able to find a place for you spade. You'll be one of Narf's muppets. Hmm . . . . or did I mean puppet? riobranden: To the slave pits with the lot of them. Spade: what about your new ones? Fishy: Pah. Don't worry. All my old . . .associates . . .will be remembered once I take over the world. MAUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! riobranden: This type of joke is called a non sequitur. "Sequitur" is Latin for "funny." kamakazisj: 1234 Fake Street narf: And Fishy's address is 1204 Bob Street .... Fishy: Of course. My freedom that is. SteveFett: Freedom and world domination go hand in hand, eh? Fishy: Inane banter my ass, Steve. This is where I'm planning my next killing spree. Someday you'll be saying to yourselves . . . if only we had listened to the Nickoslavs, and given them their freedom and world domination like they asked. SteveFett: /me continues to play buffy for xbox, noting the amazing combat system, while reading this inane banter. kamakazisj: What, the simulation is totally accurate! Frederf220: "Boeing 652 this is..."*10 min later* "... go ahead." riobranden: Looks vaguely like the NYMSJIA's airport code. Fishy: Secret Jewish Conspiracy. (SJC). Acronym seem familiar? narf: What? Frederf220: The IRS -> Theirs Spade: sorry, im not jewish riobranden: Take a ride in the sky on our ship Fantasise SteveFett: BF1942 is god. Fishy: I hereby label the USA's IRS a terrorist organization. IRS employees are to be tarred and feathered on sight. kamakazisj: How nice of them narf: Hmm. It's registered to "Domain, Confiscated" kamakazisj: It's because you are a sinner. Repent! Spade: neg. I bought doodle-news.com but godadddy lost my account. yet..it still showed up on my credit card bill. :( Fishy: The Nickoslavic Dictatorship wishes to open political channels with the Squickoslavs. narf: Spade, you have domain, ya? Frederf220: "Jesus had a beard!" Spade: Im trying to revive doodle news, but I need a new host. *prays to god* (matt) Fishy: Aye. Tis hard to find a good God these days. Spade: Lazy bum that god is. Frederf220: How about Sundays? Religious holidays? riobranden: Not according to these time sheets... kamakazisj: Only if his boss makes him. Spade: Does god work saturdays? riobranden: Prepare to enter... the scary door. Frederf220: "Hi Bob... Bob." kamakazisj: Can I send in my resume too? Fishy: I hereby declare Matt God. I declare myself to be the person who hired God. All shall tremble. riobranden: The Slavs want a peaceful seperation from the Squicks, already. Fishy: I hereby declare Squick to be the property of a new, independent nation. Long live Squickoslavia! kamakazisj: zAbsolutely classic Frederf220: POW! narf: "I wish that trampoline wasn't there." kamakazisj: It'd be better if we had a trampoline. Frederf220: While that may seen like a good plan on the surface... Spade: lets all get high and jump off the roof of my house Fishy: I bla you back plus one. anubis: Isn't a pixie like... dust? SteveFett: bla bla bla Fishy: Gigapixies actually. riobranden: On the 5th day of Christmas, Decipher gave to me FIVE BELDON'S EYES. narf: Forty-two what? Kilognomes? Fishy: For some reason, everything renders to 42. Fishy: I just hold my hand over the NIC and sense the data as it comes in. Use my mind to reconstruct it into a webpage. riobranden: You may be eligable for BAH. riobranden: I use Opera. narf: So many ways to interpret that. Frederf220: Why fake it when the real thing is the same price? riobranden: That is because you crazy. narf: That's actually a plugin kamakazisj: Premiere will help you with the new "integrated laser blaster" feature Fishy: I've decided to fake my own death. Frederf220: Yeah, it'd crash long before that. anubis: Liar, liar. kamakazisj: *busts out Premiere, Premiere crashes* riobranden: "But we do have this stock footage of his pants on fire." Fishy: Ho hum. Fishy: No more three day weekends. :( Fishy: http://schedule.gregbender .com/getschedule.php?id=IE A617 kamakazisj: They suck, as usual. Fishy: So . . . how about them Dodgers? riobranden: *ahem*ahem*ahem*ahem*ahem* kamakazisj: *ahem*chigger*ahem* narf: No, that's bug. anubis: Glitch? Isn't that the name of Bob's thingy ma-jigger? Frederf220: "We fixed the glitch." Fishy: Just random radiation hitting the RAM chips. Move along. narf: I thought I saw a two! kamakazisj: 1000111010110101201100 narf: Hey, don't make me cause another database glitch. kamakazisj: Cleanup in aisle 312. Fishy: :b~~~~~~() Fishy: Steve . . .clean that up. SteveFett: I spank in my general.... nevermind. kamakazisj: *calls cops* Fishy: I squick in your general direction. SteveFett: Navel? kamakazisj: Math book = novel? riobranden: That's why I don't read novel.s kamakazisj: Hence the back of the book! anubis: Erg... I suck at math. narf: I just checked the back of the book, and you're wrong. kamakazisj: *calculates* According to my calculations, you're statistically impossible....but that may be because I forgot to subtract the negative 4.; riobranden: That's statistically impossible. kamakazisj: I know stuff now! narf: Here? Yes. And at sbc. Frederf220: I have an email acount?!? kamakazisj: I ain't goin' to that nonsense. anubis: Werd. narf: Check your email for an evite! *giggle* narf: Fishy is 100% American, and sick of it. Fishy: Anubis: only on my bad days. anubis: Are you all Americans? kamakazisj: Our founding fathers...*salutes* Frederf220: Because that's what they were. Fishy: Why does the US$ feature pictures of guys that look like pedophiles, rapists, and serial killers? Fishy: Whyd kamakazisj: Sounds purdy anubis: Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shiznitz goin' on there. And it's green too! Fishy: money=job.work() kamakazisj: That's BAD! Work is BAD! Money is GOOD! Fishy: W00T!!! Just got a new job! :) riobranden: Go to class! narf: Go to gail! Fishy: Is it a crime to celebrate my country's independence by blowing up a small part of it? If so . . . then I guess I'm just guilty as charged. Frederf220: "Thou shalt not hesitate!" riobranden: F�rie kamakazisj: "No, call them 'slaves'" - Mr. Ferrie riobranden: How many times do we have to tell you... don't make fun of negroes! narf: If I get a visit from men in black, I'm sending them your way, Fishy. anubis: this is interesting Fishy: I have a strange urge to blow up large buildings. :( riobranden: y helo thar. Buttsekz LOLOL Fishy: yawn Fishy: I sent an email to the FBI explaining that Squick is an Al Qaeda front. Clearly all the chatter is coded communication. It certainly doesn't make sense in English. riobranden: I want you water. Frederf220: she says goodbye and I say hello anubis: hello kamakazisj: Brian got stoned? I thought that was Baskin Robbins. riobranden: The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. Frederf220: "I love quick time harch." Fishy: Well . . . your father was a Roman. narf: Ohhh. I thought you ment something *else*. Fishy: *flashbacks to life of brian stoning scene* farpheleo: Work? narf: You said it again! kamakazisj: Ack! The W word! riobranden: There is a bigger difference between 'no work' and 'little work' than between 'little work' and 'big work'. narf: It would be an id column. I have to retrofit the existing code to deal with it. Not too much work, no. Fishy: Narf-> Code would be identicle, except seperate table per user or just an id column in the main table if your feeling lazy. Shouldn't take very long to implement. How bored are you? farpheleo: What do you consider abusing? I was only making helpful comments when I said something. riobranden: Purrrrrrrrrsnickity narf: Perrrsonal calendars. Hmm. Fishy: Hmm. Narf, could you add in private (individual) calendars someday? PDA squick. Fishy: Hmm. I think its time to filibuster. narf: Rawr. Frederf220: It's small, but it's fierce. riobranden: Nope. kamakazisj: WASTINGPAPER...UPDATED!? narf: Kangawoo court. kamakazisj: Sounds like this is going to go straight to court. riobranden: Not legitimate, just less illegitimate. narf: They impede the free flow of ideas. Fishy: "Abusing" implies that there is a legit use. kamakazisj: Good, because somebody was abusing Anonyme. farpheleo: *glares*.. I had to get a name to talk. riobranden: I now have major Bj�rkage narf: I did. Then I started typing faster. Fishy: No!!!! Anons are a critical part of the squick democracy. Think about all the gems those wacky anons have given us. narf: Signs point to no more Anon. riobranden: Signs point to no. kamakazisj: Every day. Haven't you read our guarantee? Fishy: Having a bad day, are we? Anonyme: fuck ya all narf: So, all the time? Anonyme: ? Anonyme: c Fishy: I sometimes ponder the deeper meaning behind squick. It all makes sense somehow . . . when I'm heavily intoxicated. Anonyme: wang riobranden: Try to find your way back home. Frederf220: "I don't need to walk around in circles; walk around in circles; walk around with Earkle; walk around in...." kamakazisj: *watches absolutely fabulous* Fishy: Have you seen Booty Call the directors cut? That was fab. The oringally booty call was fab too. kamakazisj: Good for Matt with all the deletin'! Anonyme: No? SteveFett: I have all 3 of the evil dead movies in dvdrip divx form if anyone wants to borrow them :) SteveFett: "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN..." "Klaatu... Barata... N*coughhackcough*... Ok.. uh... Ill be going now" SteveFett: I thought Evil Dead 2 was more entertaining than Army of Darkness, but that still pwns. kamakazisj: *plays a nightmare tape loop* riobranden: Not again... Frederf220: *leaps into the bear's mouth* kamakazisj: I smell fishy. Fishy: I smell white people. kamakazisj: BONJOUR riobranden: Klaatu Barada Nikto. Seriously. riobranden: It was also "Klaatu" riobranden: Its was "Nikto" narf: Klatu Barata Nekto Anonyme: Hakinnen maatos Lahti! Anonyme: Hakinnen maatos Lahti! Anonyme: Hakinnen maatos Lahti! riobranden: Wait a minute. Please. kamakazisj: Yeah, but don't tell anybody. Fishy: Do you . . . squick? kamakazisj: Yeah, my tricycle is so much better than his. Anonyme: You will live in a shack in California, have 58 babies, and be a successful chimney sweeper. The man in the kleenex box who rides a tricycle to work is jealous of your many splendors. narf: NOOO riobranden: YANKEE GO HOME WITH ME Anonyme: Wow. Sunblades are really shiney. Fishy: Please . . .make it stop. narf: This is the end of the sweet sugar candy man. Anonyme: Little Fighter 2 download aushi: poop riobranden: Someone beat you to it. Anonyme: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Fishy: But by that time I'd be living with playboy playmates in my non-extradition treaty foreign beach paradise. Frederf220: You know after you made 10$ million of it the scandal would be huge. Fishy: IDL by RSI. narf: RPG? Fishy: I'm using a proprietary language thats so crappy that I'm tempted to redesign it properly and sell a competing commercial version. riobranden: Horned transversites. narf: What kind of people *do* you take kindly to? Frederf220: We don't take kindly to people who bow around these parts. kamakazisj: *bows down to decimal god* narf: I speak 2.5. kamakazisj: You must be so happy with yourself. riobranden: I only speak two languages: English and bad English. Fishy: *Mobster voice* Yeah. Yeah. Eddie the Fish. Now he's a straight shooter, you see. Yeah, yeah. kamakazisj: *cough cough* Fishy: Mobster movies seem so much more real if you smoke cigars while watching them. riobranden: You can't have a first-rate home entertainment center with a DVD. kamakazisj: Let us never speak of the movie again Frederf220: CHATTER IS FECKED riobranden: ������ Anonyme: For the person who stole the "L" from the "Motor Pool" sign, ha ha, we're very amused. narf: The pics are scanned and up. kamakazisj: Well, we have the omnipotent title page. squick: get scans of the cards up! Anonyme: What is this all about? Fishy: No! It's not true! riobranden: You cannot deny your birthplace! Fishy: Fortunately very true. Why don't you go incarcerate somemore people without trails or evidence. Might as well keep up the new tradition. narf: There's nothing American about you, m'boy, Fishy: That rant made me feel so . . . American. Fishy: Argh! A u with dots on it! Foreigner! Persecute! Kill! Death to the unbeliever! kamakazisj: GAZ�NDHEIT Fishy: Achoo. kamakazisj: What if you were double stitched? Anonyme: If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised. Fishy: That makes two of us then. riobranden: I don't know what that is. Fishy: But do you have an attic? riobranden: I dont have an attick. narf: No! We love your antics! Anonyme: FAH Q Fishy: Bad fish, bad fish. Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they fish for you. Bad *slap* Owww. Ok. I'll shut up. narf: Sucka. kamakazisj: They're gonna gitcha Frederf220: Yuppies of the Night riobranden: Creature of the night... narf: That reminds me of Rocky Horror. And that's a naughty thought. Fishy: Hmmm. I shall call them . . . "The Guppies of the Night" kamakazisj: A whole army! riobranden: Collection? More of a Horde. Fishy: Thats a somewhat frightening thought. narf: You should have a collection of Little Fishys by then. Fishy: Other way around for me. At my rate, I'll be dating 90 year olds by the time I'm 30. Frederf220: flys riobranden: I havn't gotten my daily recommended does of whoop-ass today. narf: bwap. Anonyme: bwap. Anonyme: Have you ever noticed the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm. Fishy: I'm being too lazy to download/upload to squick again. Anonyme: photoshop has autothumbnailing... kamakazisj: Pbbbbbbbbt narf: I don't have anything for that ... you could probably whip something up in PHP. Fishy: Could you dump some thumbnailing software on squick? I'd be very grateful . . . narf: I have a cute little HP photo scanner. Works quite well. Fishy: *yawn* Anonyme: Bah. I have a three inch stack of Europe pictures to scan in. Any poor photo majors around? riobranden: http://conversatron.com/ar chive/69.html riobranden: Pulsar, that's what they're called. riobranden: Its kind of like one of those stars that ejects matter in opposite directions at the different poles and starts rotating really fast. Anonyme: It doesn't seem to do anythi...er....oh shit!!!!!! riobranden: Try it and see what happens. narf: Oh, you'll get it. kamakazisj: I don't get it. narf: Deep. Anonyme: If you're tired of sneezing... eat a whole bottle of Ex-Lax and you'll never want to sneeze again. riobranden: How about a surface to Santa rocket launcher? Comes with three jolly-seeking missiles. Fishy: We lost the guy on the front page. *sniff* Fishy: Hey! I explained everything to the judge! I'm innocent. narf: Again, you mean? Fishy: Just feel your way through everything in life. Be sure not to get sued though. Frederf220: I have a hard time finding the keys in the dark Fishy: The mod is sad but amusing at the same time. narf: It's just rsync. riobranden: Glowire! http://www.alteredrealms.c om/keyboardmod.html Fishy: Backup? Gaaaarghhhhhh . . . .I'm melting . . . . . narf: The backup begins. Fishy: Dumped up the pictures of Mexico trip on squick/~fishy. Europe trip coming tommorow. riobranden: Time to get jolly on your naughty asses. narf: We are all made of stars. kamakazisj: Awwwww yeah riobranden: Mama's gonna bake me that shortcake bread... narf: Cool. kamakazisj: So is the happy stock art guy. kamakazisj: You're disturbing me. Fishy: Thanks sweetie pie. narf: Hmm. Try it again, honeycakes. riobranden: Does this surprise you? Fishy: Narfie-poo, the account password you gave me doesn't seem to working. Anonyme: Amusing quote. kamakazisj: This one is creepy. Nice PS work though. riobranden: The other one was better. narf: Stock art is coo. kamakazisj: So are terrorists Anonyme: sdfsdf\ Frederf220: stock art is evil kamakazisj: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Anonyme: kl Anonyme: It burns! It burns!!!! riobranden: Let me get my jigsaw. kamakazisj: You'll fit right in here. Anonyme: I'm just some homeless guy who rummages through trash. kamakazisj: What he said. And two of us are the same person. narf: We're just a bunch of people that know each other in real life. riobranden: This is the secret gathering ground of the Freemasons of North America. david_violence: as far as --- what happened to all the crazy shit that used to get posted here david_violence: can someone please explain this site to me.. kamakazisj: He has one too. Of course, it needs an update. narf: It's my playtoy. Frederf is just envious. Anonyme: Perhaps a meeting of minds? Our maybe just three way call . . . Frederf220: Squick is the meager display that justifies it's powering of a dozen other sites. narf: This is a personal website where everyone comes to share their innermost thoughts and desires! Anonyme: What is this place, seriously? I don't even remember how I happened to stumble apon it. Just, explain! riobranden: We should organize some sort of meeting. Fishy: I agree. But the weather isn't overly bad this time of year though. riobranden: You're in the wrong part of the US, Mr. Fish. kamakazisj: Then it was all worth it. Fishy: Back in the US. Poo. Plus side, got cable modem now. narf: *stares back* Frederf220: *stares at the person with the red/black hair* Anonyme: Meow narf: Tooooo late. riobranden: Quick! Someone get Matt away from that stock art! kamakazisj: Good advice if I've ever heard any. Anonyme: neeehahahaha.... never kick a turd on a hot day! SteveFett: That lady with the westmont-colored hair is trying to eat me. Anonyme: i dont understand Anonyme: saloo narf: I see you! kamakazisj: Blasfemy! riobranden: The fone is ringing. kamakazisj: Sounds phine to me. narf: For phun. kamakazisj: Why did ha;f the page disappear then reappear!? riobranden2: This is fun riobranden: Remove your foul demon-mouth! riobranden1: squick, squack, squake Anonyme: sup riobranden: Shut your upper sphincter. Anonyme: Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! riobranden: *reach out and grab someone* kamakazisj: Is this the same person who keeps fondling the anonymous dealy!/ Anonyme: hi kamakazisj: Actually, it was Up and Over Ham. Anonyme: diablo riobranden: Then you shouldn't be allowed on the road! kamakazisj: I might remember that, but I probably won't. riobranden: Like a Ford Explorer with Firestone tires? narf: Remember, everyone in the chatterbox needs to pull over for emergency vehicles. riobranden: No you fool! Matt toasted inactive user accounts. kamakazisj: Neglected to log in? Anonyme: hm narf: Quite old. kamakazisj: What was this "100 users down to a more reasonbale 16" thing? osg: fff kamakazisj: Later riobranden: You shouldn't remember that. I had you memory-wiped! kamakazisj: Tis da truth! I had one in 97 after a soccer game. Last one I ate. narf: Liar. kamakazisj: I haven't had a Nutter Butter for years... narf: Nutterbutters. riobranden: No telling. narf: Muahahaha. You should log out. Of places. narf: Then I erase whatever I feel like! Fun! kamakazisj: You simply type in the box and press enter. Easy peasy! kamakazisj: No you don't. This isn't a chat room, this is more like a message board. dixiegrl: go back and forth to each page to carry on a conversation?!?!?!\ dixiegrl: please tell me you don't have dixiegrl: is anyone here? Anonyme: hello? narf: So do I kamakazisj: I know what your new banner is photochopped from! riobranden: That is either good or bad, or neither. narf: It keeps changing! kamakazisj: It's got a purdy new banner! riobranden: You'd like to think that. kamakazisj: SQUICK'S UPDATED! riobranden: I was referring to a particularly bad Stallone movie. Anonyme: nknlk kamakazisj: Humbuggle! No more natural light for you mister! narf: But I like daylight! kamakazisj: How about not? riobranden: *is reminded of Daylight* kamakazisj: "There's people dyin' down there!" narf: *steams* riobranden: *blanches* narf: *blushes* Frederf220: *stares* narf: Watch me. kamakazisj: Havin' fun while nobody can stop you? Anonyme: warcraft 3 Anonyme: You're crazy as a coconut! Frederf220: /m SteveFett: So squick, what's your geek code? narf: Quip. riobranden: The firstr anonyme was me. I don't know how I logged out. Anonyme: whatsup Anonyme: I have an extra rib. Unfortunately, it's in my thigh. SteveFett: I miss DOD 1.3. It will always have a special place in my cervix. narf: Yes. Yes, it was. Anonyme: wsup Anonyme: Wasn't squick once a DOD server? kamakazisj: But then you'd be disturbing the war. riobranden: Disturbing the peace? Does that mean I can only use my stereo during wartime? kamakazisj: Disturbing the order!? *gasp* Frederf220: *Feels silly* narf: Nah, only two. kamakazisj: Jeebus, twenty minutes go by and three people chattify. riobranden: r�dy narf: I'm ready. riobranden: I didna know if you were awake, so I took no chances. kamakazisj: Nobody is ever ready. Frederf220: Is the Protege ready? I am. riobranden: I was going to buy a SCUBA aparatus, but I forgot my PIN number at the ATM machine. narf: I am too. Frederf220: "You are not yourself!" kamakazisj: Most likely not Brian. riobranden: Who was that, anyway? kamakazisj: BUT HE'S NOT HOME! narf: *nah* Frederf220: *needs to speak with Branden* kamakazisj: Having a good day? riobranden: Login, motherfucker! Anonyme: um...poop on a stick..yeah kamakazisj: That was hilarious narf: Ask Harley. riobranden: I hope you're quoting someone besides yourself. narf: I'm on a Mexican, whoa-oh, radio! Frederf220: ! riobranden: As the days go by, da da da da. kamakazisj: "Mmmmm....engine block eggs." narf: That carbon monoxide sure smells good. kamakazisj: CARBON....MONOXIDE....TAKI NG...OVER! ACK! narf: My other computer is diesel. Frederf220: *is quieter than Flipper* riobranden: Screw that, I want a gas-powered computer. Frederf220: *likes the Honda too* kamakazisj: *applauds insight* Frederf220: Weeeeee Feck! Anonyme: Butter course. kamakazisj: I 'spose that's in Spain. Anonyme: fishy: giant cool (Templar) castle though. Anonyme: fishy: Ponferrada now. Shithole of a city. Has a c kamakazisj: "I am NOMAD." riobranden: You mean NOMATS of course. Anonyme: t Frederf220: No, TOMATS and his curse of the swirls. narf: Don't you mean NOTAMS? kamakazisj: We don't know why. kamakazisj: No, TOMATS will. riobranden: Ranger will get you for that. Frederf220: *runs medal of honor.iso.exe* kamakazisj: Agreed. Or he can decide not to. Anonyme: go to hell Anonyme: c;an Anonyme: steve Anonyme: HI narf: We didn't! Frederf220: If it's so obvious, why do you act like you didn't know? riobranden: *closes weeping* narf: It's not?! *weeps openly* kamakazisj: Brian, that was so blatantly obvious you didn't have to say it. Frederf220: It isn't my start page either. We state things as fact to make a suggestion. riobranden: Surprise its a lie. kamakazisj: You didn't move the chatter page. kamakazisj: DANGER WILL ROBINSON! narf: Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, wake up now! narf: *moves chatter page* kamakazisj: So he can be aprised of the latest events, of course. riobranden: Why? Frederf220: http://www.squick.org/chat ter/ is my start page narf: I don't think you do, kamakazisj: I disagree with that riobranden: No you don't. kamakazisj: I agree entirely riobranden: What he said. narf: Tra-vel-lling. narf: Nope. riobranden: Billy Crudup? narf: Flupdup. kamakazisj: This is randomer than ever! riobranden: na-Baron Anonyme: wa narf: *sniff* kamakazisj: "What a stupid voice." narf: Noooooooo. Frederf220: Knights of Standards and Practices? riobranden: At least they're knights of the round table pizza. Frederf220: That's an awful lot of ocelots. narf: *finishes off roll* kamakazisj: Now add 55 to that and you understand my pain. Frederf220: You are number six. kamakazisj: Number 61 pained me internally as well. narf: I'm not ordering number 64 again. It didn't agree with my digestive system. riobranden: Make like a tree and get outta here. Anonyme: Rectum? damn near killed 'em! Frederf220: "People order your patties." riobranden: And what is that you're always thinking? Frederf220: I always think of what to say after the arguement: "Protests are not nice." kamakazisj: I guess that's good to know. Anonyme: fishy: still alive in Burgos, Spain. riobranden: Don't make me put needles in my head again. narf: Yeah. It was. Frederf220: Well, that was rude kamakazisj: Your guess is better than mine. Anonyme: what? riobranden: *whap* narf: *pokes* kamakazisj: *giggles* Frederf220: I call it. . . the "nasty patty" kamakazisj: "Well, at least it's underwire." narf: People order your patties. Anonyme: heyo kamakazisj: Why, we are one. Anonyme: who are the posters here? kamakazisj: It's too strange. Ye shall be shot. Frederf220: I like me new taskbar! Anonyme: hi there! riobranden: Jane not home. Frederf220: Claws, not fingers. narf: My ears! kamakazisj: "Jane, stop this f***ing thing!" riobranden: Dammit Janet narf: Hello, ironic twist! Frederf220: Denver? No, Spanish. kamakazisj: Fun Anonyme: fishy: still alive. In logrono spain. Going to Santiago de Compostella by foot. Anonyme: do ppl just chat here? Anonyme: what does this site do? riobranden: Dial-Up Network? kamakazisj: Dun dun DUN! narf: We're back. kamakazisj: "riobranden: This place is dead without all the clarks." riobranden: *squickd* narf: *smacka* Frederf220: Can you hear me now? Good. narf: Everything. Anonyme: what is squick? riobranden: Now? Anonyme: fuck Anonyme: My modem crapped out. i need drivers/new one. riobranden: There are libraries in florida? Anonyme: omg im at the library typini! weeeeeeee! riobranden: This place is dead without all the clarks. Spade: http://www.thebobclan.com/ spade/ Anonyme: Sweet riobranden: /branden is almost finished now. Anonyme: asdf Spade: /me waits for branden to finish "it" riobranden: We need to open a department of FuturePosts. Anonyme: hm? Spade: yay! you all get raises! narf: You are! Spade: who is webmaster@localhost ? narf: Wow, you must be dumb. Anonyme: what the fuck is this? narf: Neither did I. kamakazisj: I didn't have lunch today riobranden: That sounds good. Actually, that tastes good. Back to Pedro's! kamakazisj: *whips out sandwich* Spade: *Whips out SAW Light Tactical Machine Gun* riobranden: You're poo. *whips out light repeating blaster rifle* Spade: Star Wars is poo :/ narf: That's a great idea! Piknik at Essex! Frederf220: Matt visits you at work!?!?!? kamakazisj: You're a crack! riobranden: Galactic Battlegrounds. But anyone coming here for a game crack is seriously delusional. narf: "See you tomorrow." Anonyme: I like it man Spade: Good Biscuits kamakazisj: What's GB!? I forgot! Anonyme: I need to know where I can get GB Anonyme: hmm help kamakazisj: Arrrrrr! narf: Nope. Spade: France? dont thar be french people there D: Anonyme: wzzzp Anonyme: hackz0r narf: No! Shut up! Anonyme: where can i find star wars GB crack file narf: You'd be able to smell Paris. Anonyme: fishy: still alive. Internet cafe somewhere in France (not Paris) Anonyme: huh riobranden: Is that also fried in beef tallow? Spade: Would you like to order our new Fiesta Salad? kamakazisj: The hothouse, on Bicknell Road? narf: I know. I'm still in the hotbox. kamakazisj: You're just very good at hiding. narf: What? I've been here all day. Anonyme: MJC hasn't been at work all day yet. narf: Wil Wheaties. riobranden: Will Wheaton? Spade: Whats this all aboot? Frederf220: "And you too can have a 'What's all this then' Tshirt!" Anonyme: whats all this? Spade: Jerk! kamakazisj: Jerked prunes! narf: A plum what? kamakazisj: That shiny car is just beggin' for a plum. Spade: do you mean off? Frederf220: *buffs at will* kamakazisj: "What are you doing balled up in there like a green tarantula?" narf: "We bite of their heads and give them to our friends." Frederf220: winrar Spade: rwar narf: Bah Frederf220: Well, I did it. PC + 2 pads + 3M FI2 kamakazisj: Lousy french... narf: Sure it is. riobranden: That's not a letter, narf. Anonyme: fgfdg narf: "Try the new Aborted F�tus McFlurry" riobranden: Send me one! Spade: Sure! narf: Noipe. riobranden: I still want a waffle narf: NO. riobranden: Dogs: the other bunny maker narf: No. Spade: what about genetic engineering? Frederf220: Bunnies: The only bunny maker Anonyme: hello narf: Me again? Yay me! riobranden: Matthias Spade: matt narf: So who's up next? Spade: *Mops* kamakazisj: *plots* kamakazisj: Damn! I swore that would've gotten rid of him... narf: Nah. Spade: I take it this means squick wasnt toasted in a horrible plane crash? kamakazisj: Bunny baker, bunny baker... riobranden: K19: The Bunny Maker narf: Spec-shul. riobranden: That's not even a word, its so special. Frederf220: Spe-shul narf: How super could it be if you have it? kamakazisj: SUPERDOOPERPOOPERSCOOPER Spade: no its scoop! riobranden: Mr. Clean narf: Poop. Spade: Thats not your line. Frederf220: STOP SIGN! riobranden: Right back where we started from kamakazisj: *turns left* narf: Damn straight. Spade: I not you narf: That's not I. Spade: Mathew www kamakazisj: Fine then narf: You lie! narf: I'm logged in as narf! (this is the other Matt speaking, btw.) Frederf220: 42 narf: STOP SIGN! Spade: Then take a left. Frederf220: Up your alley. riobranden: Insidious! kamakazisj: EVIL! Spade: www.squick.org riobranden: http://www.sfjff.org/ riobranden: Gigantic saturday? Spade: Sabado Gigante! narf: It means new post. kamakazisj: I've been wondering about that for awhile... riobranden: What is the speaker icon for? riobranden: What? narf: *slaps bacl* Spade: *Slaps* kamakazisj: *dilates eyes*] narf: *claps* Frederf220: I'm baaaack. kamakazisj: *plugs phone line into DSL modem* *DSL works after 6 days* *slaps head and is charged $60* narf: Calendar changed. Just FYI. Anonyme: All I know is that MBI and TT wouldn't resolve. narf: What was broken? Could you ping udns? riobranden: It was for both me and Steve. narf: I don't think it was broken. riobranden: *does DNS is fixed dance* riobranden: *does DNS is broken dance* kamakazisj: Was this person Mark? narf: Ooh! I have software! Frederf220: Well, suck me sideways! riobranden: Someone bought a PowerBook today. They were going around asking people who had Macs for software. narf: Dang Canadians... davidsmind: I AM the rombus of death! Xain: blahoo Xain: I blame me davidsmind: Wewt teh dancer of love is abreast of the situation Anonyme: We drink the dong narf: No! riobranden: No? Frederf220: Yes Anonyme: www.chalingo.com riobranden: Towards or from? kamakazisj: Quick! Run! Frederf220: I can show you the text file. narf: Brian edition? Is that like Eddie Bauer? Frederf220: $29,900 OTD for the wagon, brian edition. narf: If you feel like grooving, and you can't keep from moving... riobranden: It occures to me that its been some time since I've used the word tard. Tard tard tard. riobranden: But none of them knew they were robots! narf: I am robot! kamakazisj: "Yeah, those are some bad roaches." "I blam the schools." Frederf220: True kamakazisj: "I'll cut you up so bad, I make you wish....I didn't cut you up so bad!" narf: That would have been fine with me. They would have cut you. riobranden: I wanted to. narf: We saw some of those. We didn't stop. Frederf220: "Pick me up a hitchhiker." narf: *ribbit* kamakazisj: "I see you've played knifey-spooney before." narf: Goiter? Frederf220: Good git; out narf: Good. Git out. riobranden: The arrows make me feel like I'm at the wrong type of website for my kind. kamakazisj: That was Boba. kamakazisj: i am e narf: I think I might prefer Frederf Reserve Brand. Frederf220: *taps the reservior which is Branden* riobranden: I should have it bottled. narf: To be more specific, your musk. narf: You are. Frederf220: What's overwhelming? narf: Who's Chung? Frederf220: Everybody Wang Chung! narf: Minichanges! riobranden: 1! 2! Do the kung-fu! narf: I am robot! kamakazisj: "The John Denver experience!" Frederf220: *pulls a john denver* narf: CUP IN NINE kamakazisj: Yay! Double bogey! Frederf220: Winner is me! narf: The other one posted before I did. riobranden: That makes no sense. However, it's par for the course. narf: *tells* kamakazisj: *becomes the soul stealer* riobranden: *takes steroids* BobaFettuccine: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, and that's why it's good excersise for your face to frown at strangers. Frederf220: Thanks. riobranden: You could have surgery... but besides that there is little hope. Frederf220: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but the extra 26 are worth it. BobaFettuccine: yay for me wanting to say "jango/boba fettuccine" while i was re-explaining the movie to my dad... narf: Yay for Squirrel Nut Zippers~! riobranden: Yay for Demotivators. narf: Yay for science. riobranden: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. riobranden: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. Frederf220: ISO me! riobranden: Transfer Agreement? narf: I have some TA cds... kamakazisj: "Caution...this dichotomy is malignant." Frederf220: "Use ffa at your own risk, and the risk of those around you." narf: Nah. kamakazisj: It's an omen....ffa WILL die. riobranden: Love shack! Baby love shack! narf: Stop ussing! Frederf220: ffa upload fails in under 10 seconds BobaFettuccine: (Diablo 004.jpg) holy molly, its HUGE! NO, ITS ENORMOUS!! WHATEVER IT IS, GET IT THE HECK OUT OF MY BACKYARD!!! narf: Free hugs for all! evilduckie: spagetti!! Anonyme: spagettii!!!!!! narf: You really want 'em?> riobranden: No links? narf: There's a 30 minute upload time limit ... Frederf220: ffa doesn't except mpgs? riobranden: Or Magnavox? Frederf220: ... Panasonic... narf: hi/lo! Frederf220: *reads the whole chatter* narf: Wierd? Us? No! riobranden: My name is John Johnson. kamakazisj: Woooo...wooh! BobaFettuccine: you are in the twighlight zone... fortunately, it's full of weird people Anonyme: Where am I? Frederf220: Deeply coughingness narf: No, you said it! kamakazisj: You said it, not me. narf: Unmitigatingly disasterousness? riobranden: Annoyingly dumbness. Frederf220: You know what you doing. riobranden: One word in this SENTENCE has undue emphasis. narf: HEY! The calendar is NOT THE CHATTERBOX! narf: Guess what? Anonyme: I like cattle kamakazisj: Long time, no chatter! Anonyme: Moo Anonyme: ? BobaFettuccine: you silly camping people Frederf220: "Bears are crazy, Willie..." kamakazisj: "Leaves of three, leave it be. Leaves of four, eat some more." SteveFett: have fun, and be wary of what types of leaves you wipe your asses with riobranden: Can we like shoot bears and use them as insulation? Frederf220: *doesnt' trust what I tell myself* narf: *doesn't trust what others tell him* kamakazisj: There won't be many bugs me thinks, 'cause it will be freezing cold. narf: *brings bathtub full of off* kamakazisj: *brings gallons of OFF!* Frederf220: I'm already bringing one, but thanks. riobranden: I'm going to bring a turkey baster full of cheese sauce and squirt it down your throat when you go to sleep. Frederf220: How about Voit? narf: Everything is welcome, as long as Kraft didn't make it. Frederf220: *grabs dirty fork and cheeze wiz* narf: Hey! Branden! Brian! E-Mail! Check It! kamakazisj: How wasteful narf: Toilet paper? Frederf220: That's a Wasting Paper of a different color narf: Skyline fixed. Damn Windows XP. riobranden: Spotted owl spotted kamakazisj: There are no invitations....only RSVPs. Frederf220: ...to Spade... narf: *engraves invitation* BobaFettuccine: (stays quiet until narf formally invites Boba into the chat) kamakazisj: Harley shouldn't notta do dat. narf: Well, not really. Harley uses XP, which puts spaces in the filenames. I'll bet that's throwing your browser for a loop. Fishy: Half the diablo pics are missing. narf: Do you mean Krabappoly? riobranden: Thooman? Frederf220: "Erma" kamakazisj: Well...whatever it was, it isn't there anymore. narf: No. kamakazisj: You mean "spl00t.wav"? narf: Like so. narf: Scroll that dang URL off the page. Leland: bahhhhh! kamakazisj: "Bad potato!" narf: I'm bad. Frederf220: There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... and there it goes. Frederf220: "Here in Somoa, Monday is juuuuust beginning." kamakazisj: 'Tis the fencer's fault. narf: You're not alone. Let's scroll it off the pate. riobranden: I can't make sense of this anymore kamakazisj: Boba is an insider living on the outside... narf: We don't like outsiders on our chattbox. BobaFettuccine: wait...geocities is down until monday... may i inquire as to what "Gorsh" and "Samoan" are? Frederf220: "Gorsh is Samoan for "Splut" BobaFettuccine: shut up, mr. fettuccine!! BobaFettuccine: blast! whoda thunk the ENTER key would do that... www.geocities.com/uberjanitor/fencerxing.jpg BobaFettuccine: oh... BobaFettuccine: it (spl00t!) is SSSSOOOO not pronounced like (splu:t)... www.geocities.com/uberjanitor/spl00t.wav narf: It's pronounced ghoti. kamakazisj: That isn't pronounced like you think it's pronounced. riobranden: OooOoh that smell! narf: Not lately. Anonyme: got spl00t? narf: Could be. riobranden: I can only assume that you've deleted something? narf: Hey, no page widening. narf: One. I was just stealing the image. kamakazisj: How many servers is Squick hosted on? narf: The server it was on went tits up. Fishy: What happened to the bouncy critter submit button? Anonyme: I didn't! narf: Wow! You logged in! Fishy: blub blub blub. riobranden: The scary thing is that news reporters started out as human. Anonyme: And Vinegar! narf: Baking soda? kamakazisj: Exqueeze me narf: *burp* Frederf220: NO ENVELOPES! narf: Looks like the database ate a few messages. Sorry 'bout that. riobranden: Fine, dibs on the brain. narf: Whupsie-doodle. Anonyme: kill me . . . .please! kamakazisj: Go away, fettucine! BobaFettuccine: Speeling id fan!!!!!!!1 narf: Most of those work. kamakazisj: *goes to broken ATM* narf: Yay! WAMU upgraded their website! Yay! It's broken again! narf: S.R.A.B. Frederf220: M.A.R.S riobranden: You don't have grabbing rights. kamakazisj: And I in the name of Mars, yes. riobranden: I claim this land in the name of Spain. narf: I can spell. I can't type. kamakazisj: Not until you learn to speel. narf: Stop sating that! kamakazisj: Meh Anonyme: test narf: You're going to make me cry. kamakazisj: "I fixed it", he says....right. narf: I fixed it. kamakazisj: This is bad... Anonyme: Well...now it doesn't matter if I'm logged in or not. narf: Crap. narf: Crap. Anonyme: Well...now it doesn't matter if I'm logged in or not. narf: Hey, I know who my parents are. Can you say the same? kamakazisj: Bastard... Anonyme: Testing! kamakazisj: Squick should implement a unique and possibly offensive name instead of "anon" riobranden: Its not very obvious when you aren't. narf: You and everyone else. Frederf220: *forgets to login* kamakazisj: *coughs up kidney* riobranden: Booyeah. narf: *coughs up lung& kamakazisj: You do as well. narf: You sound like a Matt. Anonyme: I am a cow... narf: Don't touch the worm. Fishy: Set this to your background with active desktop: Fishy: www.cs.rit.edu/~njs8030/afraid.html Fishy: I could probably simulate the trip by buying five bottles of tequila. Fishy: True. narf: Yeah, but you won't remember any of it. Fishy: Hmm. Two more weeks and I'll be in Guanajuato, Mexico. Anonyme: 5444 Anonyme: House robot! riobranden: Robot House! Anonyme: Someone piddled on the desk! Fishy: I pah at you. narf: Chatter test, narf: Nick, cut that out! riobranden: For the love of the line breaks... narf: I can hardly stand up... Anonyme: An old Branden logo: Anonyme: EAC narf: That'd be borind. riobranden: You could make it so that only known IPs can visit... narf: You are showing others the sacred pictures? kamakazisj: Nevermind; must've just been Delaney's computers. kamakazisj: The Skyline Ridge thigy ain't workin', bob... riobranden: BTW, this is a SPACESHIP! riobranden: I see. Death to fake Brandens! SteveFett: am I the only one not completely hyped up for SW:EP2? In other news, Branden, I was at game 3. =) kamakazisj: This requires...a spork! Anonyme: "You cannot use the fork with that." kamakazisj: Use the fork, Luke! branden90210: Luke, I am your uncle!! .... STAR WARS!!!! Anonyme: STAR WARS!!! narf: Holy crap. SteveFett: http://www.klcafe.com/imimg/chimgam.swf leave it to those damn koreans or whatever the hell that is. Anonyme: prostyled baby ! Anonyme: boog Anonyme: oog Anonyme: oog kamakazisj: DEATH TO THE VILLAGERS! Anonyme: YM BCBG Anonyme: fcbg SteveFett: http://www.no-god.com/game/wrath.swf kamakazisj: This proves that the gods are crazy! riobranden: Negative time? Heavans be... narf: A bunch of people on sci.space says it stands for time. riobranden: I wonder what T stands for. Tlaunch? kamakazisj: STAR WARS riobranden: T -14 days, 1 hour, 55 mins and counting narf: UNTIL?!?!? Anonyme: 33 minutes kamakazisj: Aye, laddy. riobranden: Until its the month of Star Wars. narf: Until? Frederf220: 1 more day riobranden: I eat dead people! Anonyme: I eat inanimate objects. narf: *bump* *grind* kamakazisj: How can we be so sure? narf: I'm good people. Anonyme: We're people!.... kinda narf: Poop. riobranden: Eh. SteveFett: I am liking the new server space, of course, all bandwidth will be dedicated to my needs, for my site is the only one that actually draws PEOPLE! ;) kamakazisj: The power I now weild is limited only by Squick's servers! kamakazisj: I have peanuts. narf: *has 200gb raid5 volume with ncp access* riobranden: *has words you don't understand too* Frederf220: *has 10GB UCR network volume with winscp access* Anonyme: *can't stay logged in* narf: So I gathered. riobranden: I just like the phrase "pizza-gorged man-mountains" narf: If you have to ask, you already know. Anonyme: What was wrong with that? narf: So that's why I have flash disabled. Anonyme: ...with a baseball bat. riobranden: http://vrproductions.com/banana.swf Anonyme: Drop the hate! Forgive each other! narf: I hate this. Anonyme: *loops Chuchu Rocket commercial* Anonyme: *shrug* riobranden: Isn't that all there is? narf: What is there to update, Matt? Anonyme: Is this site going to be updated in a non-photos related way? Frederf220: *warns8 riobranden: *farts* narf: *snores* Frederf220: *loops Chuchu Rocket commercial* Anonyme: Ok. Frederf220: I need share folder access. narf: Buy another copy of the game. Anonyme: tell me! Anonyme: how do u get a new fukign wonid narf: *winces at next comment* Spud: I got a new 19incher riobranden: It should be more blatantly obvious that I'm not logged in. Anonyme: Cowabunga. Anonyme: hello McSneer: "...Michaelangelo is a party dude!" Anonyme: It's Magnum! narf: I prefer the Mugatu throwing stars. riobranden: You mean the weapons that Rafael has? narf: *sigh* SteveFett: Do mexican therapists prescribe beans for various symptoms? Spud: maybe it should seek a theropist SteveFett: Wooo, sensitive enter key! SteveFett: It McSneer: Find the Triforce. It's out there. riobranden: What do I do until then? Spud: on your six narf: Triforce?!? Where? Anonyme: DOD2 came out, which sucks. Anonyme: hello Frederf220: Let the Triforce be with you! Anonyme: What happened to your DOD server?? Spud: Rot ubler mastoon narf: rate "10000" riobranden: iamtheone McSneer: helpusobi 1 narf: *gets blister* Frederf220: *gets broom* Spud: SHANNANAGINS! narf: *washes hands* riobranden: E. coli unum narf: *whacks mean people with cluestick* Spud: because your an idiot? Anonyme: Why am I nut surprised? Spud: my favorite site! narf: Okay. Any more of that shite, and it'll be goatse for the lot of you. narf: Hypercard was ten years before it's time. Anonyme: Anyone want an ET burrito? riobranden: It's important to remember that my original ideas on computer design were from HyperCard, the best program ever written. Spud: GI Joe the movie.... narf: I don't think I do. Anonyme: Anyone want to see ET get flushed down the toilet? riobranden: Dance . . . class, or Yoga . . . class? Frederf220: Hi-Ho! narf: So ... no. Spud: hi ho hi ho its off to work we go narf: Hey! Were you at hi./lo? Anonyme: I want to eat your babies. narf: Murp. riobranden: Sheket! Spud: in espanl porfavor narf: Spade, cut it out. Anonyme: http://www.g-news.ch/articles/nhp200nc/ Spud: jews are l3w5 =/ narf: *gets banning stick* riobranden: At least he isn't a beanpicker. Spud: quiet oh limping cracker SteveFett: No one cares about you, Spud. Spud: just me and my cereal narf: My ... foot! riobranden: *crunch* narf: You lead. Frederf220: *does the Wumba* Anonyme: Steve: I hope you're alright Niekita.... moo. riobranden: Make that a double hmm... narf: Hmm. Fishy: Soon. narf: Do we get any more of an explanation? Spud: Scruff McGruff Chicago Illinois, 60652 Fishy: Semi back. Tired as hell. narf: Rawr. riobranden: Aah! It's McGruff, the crime dog! narf: Bwap. Spud: dont do smack riobranden: You're back! Fishy: *burp* narf: *Branden wakes up* riobranden: I'll wumba with Mumba. Spud: wrong number narf: You called? riobranden: Samantha Mumba Spud: www.thebobclan.com/spade Anonyme: shut the front door narf: How original. riobranden: Wumba! narf: Shut up. Now. Spud: of love.... narf: Forbidden waffles? riobranden: In the morning, I'm making waffles! narf: Be nice, you two. Spud: leland is such a lazy cracker Anonyme: http://www.transformers.com Anonyme: bong hits make the sun shine narf: Why does it always rain on me? narf: Back, dammit. McSneer: http://www.jediknightii.net narf: Post a good link, please. Spud: http://www.dakkadakka.com riobranden: http://www.cs.rit.edu/~njs8030/ riobranden: I tried to double post but this thing wouldn't let me. Spud: dont you mean "too" hahaha! the grammer queen has fallen riobranden: To legit to quit. Spud: Do the Dew riobranden: He'll do what? My laundry? Good. narf: You'll do. Frederf220: hey! Spud: well you need a less-gay brother Leland: you guys need a new addiction Spud: D: riobranden: A blemish in the archives of all that is good and just in the universe. narf: BACK! YES! narf: Ohtay. Frederf220: nae narf: Steve? is that you? Frederf220: fhillipino trade practices narf: FTP? What's that? Frederf220: Well, get me a ftp upload account and I'll start the rebuilding process Anonyme: 41 narf: FREE WEBSPACE! Come and getta your FREE WEBSPACE! SteveFett: I NEED A CHEESE LOG! Frederf220: I NEED WEBSPACE! Puya: @hagi.ro Frederf220: Athoritah narf: *smack* Frederf220: "A veritable collage of colleges!" narf: College, not Collage. Frederf220: Bondage? Anonyme: fishy: Buffy in college. Anonyme: fishy narf: *CRASH* Frederf220: Um, dad, towel rack narf: BEEP! SteveFett: Steve's Weakness SteveFett: why i'm buying an xbox! =D SteveFett: Break a toe off or something! Havent you lost one to frostbite yet? Anonyme: Fishy: Aye. I want to be handicapped in a non sexually crippling way as well. Anonyme: ... SteveFett: I get to park anywhere for free, it's great to be gimp! Even Nick is jealous! Spud: quiet you old cripple bastard. SteveFett: dont scare poor Spud, hes too naive to know the power of the muff. Spud: muffler? Anonyme: muff master SteveFett: Not like that ever stopped you before, branden! riobranden: Don't make me come back there! *spews emulsion* Wait... that makes no sense.... Spud: dont make us come up there *throws cucumber* narf: Hey! Cut it out! Don't make me come back there! *waves cane* SteveFett: Damn straight, and dont you forget it! Dont you have assorted vegitables to be picking? Spud: and your just a white guy who limps alot >:/ SteveFett: serbs are just mexicans with turbans. Spud: I have a pack of wild starvng serbs in my back yard SteveFett: Do these serfs come with 2 free 20 lb bags of serf-chow? narf: Are these high-quality serfs? Fishy: Actually, the Nickoslavian Dictator Mobile has two axels of evil! Plus some free repressed serfs in the trunk. Spud: steve is a limping jerk.. SteveFett: dont mind Spade, he's an ignorant fewl. On the other hand, watch Bill Gates take a pie to the face! http://www.digiclub.org/war3/bgcreamed.mpa Spud: does have an axel o evil? Fishy: You can buy the Nickoslavian dictators car for $50,000. narf: Stop looking. Spud: Im looking into purchasing hitler's car Anonyme: sdg Fishy: bah. Cthulhu: er..I wasn't exactly saying "hows the wife and kids, you get that growth removed yet" I was commenting on your post. sheesh sorry... Spud: dont talk to me like you know me sir.... Cthulhu: lol, very nice review! heh, glad I got a PS2 :D Spud: http://www.spade.the101st.net/ look at my xbox review riobranden: Narf doesn't remember how it works. Spud: neg, its his! all his! Cthulhu: ok, I know I'm a stupid person, but narf, could you help me out with making a chatter box? :D Spud: jew! Anonyme: idiots narf: hiya gambrinus: yo Anonyme: rew narf: Thanks! I think. SteveFett: koreans are evil. i like warcraft 3. Spud: and your the korean peninsula SteveFett: well, they sorta look like continents... though, matt's more like an island. Spud: I thought it was matt, harvey, and branden. SteveFett: axis of evil: Belarus, Sweden, and Canada. narf: You mean axel, right? Spud: The axis of evil SteveFett: Evil sweeps across the land..... so I get a bigger broom. narf: EVIL! What evil? riobranden: Such is the power of pure evil. narf: Exactly. JAMMED! Spud: the cows were laying down, and we were out of film so we aborted the mission Frederf220: -5000 degrees is "below subzero" riobranden: You should be nicer to your teachers. Spud: Leland tried to tip a cow on friday >=/ SteveFett: I smell a tauren! mooo! Spud: I smell a rat riobranden: The thermal sensors are jammed. One reads a million degrees, the other, negative 5000. Spud: there narf: Where? Spud: INCOMING!!! narf: Stand by. Spud: straight outta NBC late night...SNL riobranden: Straight outa Compton. narf: Where'd that come from? Spud: You wouldnt know real beauty if it was outside taking a crap on your car, which it is seconds away from doing... Anonyme: jejej Fishy: I pah at you. Spud: hooray, look im on squick news D: Spud: off with his head! narf: Don't give away the secrets! Fishy: Cthulhu: ten minutes worth of php and mysql is all the chatterbox takes. Cthulhu: eek! sorry :( ..let me rephrase...Heys narf! badass chatter box thingie! where did ya get it? How can I set my own up? narf: This is not steve's! It's MINE! *weeps* Frederf220: I'm going to be a pro curler! Cthulhu: hey steve, where did you get the set up for the chatterbox? narf: Spud is stoopid. SteveFett: Spade Spud: Family guy > Craparama Spud: I decided to register this quarky new username Anonyme: Shutup about that crappy game plz SteveFett: www.digiclub.org/war3/ lol i've been "borrowing" space from the server at dcn to host a little tech tree guide for war3 SteveFett: lol, I forgot ALL about the need for my DVD burner, warcraft 3 has consumed my life, LOL. narf: DVD Studio Pro is a really nifty piece of software. Anonyme: damn it, i need to remember my password riobranden: *shits on riobranden1* Anonyme: *messes with texas* riobranden1: GWB@Olympics: Don't Mess With Texas! Anonyme: I spat on you Anonyme: Warcraft 3 sucks! SteveFett: Warcraft 3 = ownage.... one of the best games ive played in a long while. Anonyme: Ahem Anonyme: i am a jew rob: Matt is mean! narf: Rob, now cut that out. 5551212: Uh oh... riobranden: I missed so much, and yet, so little. Anonyme: McClark! What'ye been doing with that? Anonyme: ? narf: I concur. Frederf220: Nerds.... SteveFett: haha so far 2 of the 22 have won, more emails are yet to be sent they said. SteveFett: errr, w00t, last post was mine. Anonyme: Well, out of the 20 addresses I signed up for on the beta, 1 won! see you on battlenet, Cable. Anonyme: Whee. almost 6am. Almost time to go home cable: sorry i forgot to login.. BA HA HAH AH A I got in the Warcraft 3 Beta! Anonyme: Ba HA HA HA HA I got in the Warcraft 3 Beta! narf: "The average color of the internet is a flesh-tone." Frederf220: well done Watson! SteveFett: It was messing up the page now, that is truly a sight to behold... well, there are many other things to be held in that pic. Frederf220: Sport suck SteveFett: I love the superbowl! watching it turned 10 dollars into 200 for me! w00t. Anonyme: afternoon SteveFett: Nick: Ill set up a Buffy FTP on the DCN T1, send me an email and ill email you the login/pass SteveFett: I know its all about recoil control... thats why it's become CounterStrike. Thats all the trick is to THAT game, too... Anonyme: I am but thats not the point, the point is. once you get the hang of the recoil, it becomes easier to shoot. I never just hold down the fire button, I always shoot in burts. Unless at point blank range. SteveFett: I've come to the conclusion that my DoD 2.0 character is drunk, thats the only way I can describe his shots flailing randomly while standing still. narf: Gaaaa! Shut up! SteveFett: Spade: Yeah, 42-10 my 3rd game in sucks. But if you try and tell me the guns are more accurate than 1.3, you're smoking some cheap mexican weed. Anonyme: steve, most peope i play with find it very easy to hit their target, expecially leland. He can tae out an entire team with his k98. Hell even II (with my huge ping) took 3 men out at mid range with a carbine. So...you must suck :P Fishy: Steve: I might take you up on that vcd offer *pant pant* narf: *hugs cheese* Frederf220: *hugs Flipper* Anonyme: TV is the devil cuz you need money to use it. Money is the root of all evul stuff (strippers, hookers, beer etc) TV controls it all. Therefore TV is a God and Also the DEVIL!! SteveFett: no momma, YOU'RE the devil! Frederf220: TV's the devil! Cthulhu: mmm...buffy...god I love that show..my friends got me hooked...I'm a lost soul SteveFett: Nick, I have all 6 seasons on VCD, bwahaha... I could always ship em your way! ;) SteveFett: Alyson Hannigan = God's gift to men.... SteveFett: I HAVE CONVERTED ANOTHER MORTAL! BWAHAHAHA! Fishy: Gaargh! I've become addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Its so wrong . . . yet it feels so good. Anonyme: when will the stats page update? SteveFett: Im on the valve beta mailing list... valve beta = i have dod 2... dod 2 = counterstrike.... All about controlling the gun recoil, baby! So much for guns that hit their targets... Frederf220: "It's a tit bit nippily in here" Anonyme: Steve . . .don't get too many girls pregnant. Child support is evil. SteveFett: I love it when it's nipply... joys of going to a school thats 78% female. Anonyme: Tommorows weather: fucking cold, followed by a late evening bout of fucking coldness. Later the following morning it will become ball-numbing-cold nipply. Anonyme: *wears nothing* Frederf220: *wears shorts* Fishy: 8 inches of snow. Turning to ice in late afternoon. Followed by more snow in the evening. Go Rochester. narf: Matt's licensed to carry concealed weapons. It may be a lead asswhooping. Frederf220: *prepares sniker face* SteveFett: Matt giving an ass-whooping? This could have comical implications. narf: If I get visited by goons in black suits, there's gonna be an ass whooping. Anonyme: 462-4008 Leland: anyone know the NSA terrorist hotline #? Anonyme: I like white rice SteveFett: Careful nick, the NSA might be monitoring the chatterbox! Fishy: Hmmm. I think I'll become a professional terrorist. Charge by the hour. Double charges apply for sucicide bombings. Cthulhu: well, I settled on a new name for DoD. It's (Squick)Godling SteveFett: disturbing class? I mean site. having school on the brains sucks like white rice. Cthulhu: heh, yea, it's not that hard to pronouce =P (ka-thoo-loo). I'm trying to pick a different name to use in DoD anyways.. SteveFett: www.squick.com is a very disturbing class. Frederf220: You pass the final if can manage to talk your way out of it. Anonyme: pewp Fishy: Gaargh! Professional Communications class in 4 minutes. bah. Luckily, GF meeting in 2 hrs. All is in balance. Good and evil. Shit and . . .uh . . .nonshit. SteveFett: http://www.gibbleguts.com/harmonics/ SteveFett: Hey, its the man whos name is impossible to pronounce. Fishy: I know all, including you. The problem is, I tend to forget . . . Cthulhu: hey all...I think the only one who really knows me here is steve :D SteveFett: http://eo.iwarp.com/realerror.jpg Anonyme: i love my new ps2 Fishy: Pah. By the end of the week it will be low 20s here. Windchill taking it down to near 0. Snow. Etc. Big Nick will be chilly. SteveFett: Its so cold here lately that I can cut glass with my nipples! Anonyme: Whee! Its almost 50 degrees in Rochester! Boxer shorts weather. narf: Keep it clean, SVP. SteveFett: ��� �Ŧk�� Ŧ� мě �� SteveFett: You mean Von Squickenstien isnt ranked? narf: I suppose I would have to play on the server to get a rank... Frederf220: I'm still ranked 37th and I haven't played in quite a while Frederf220: I hope you get run over by a truck... or a bus. I haven't decided yet SteveFett: Because Im special and you're not. Its quite simple, reallly. [ID]Oxygen: Thats bogus, why is he allowed to retain his admin rights? He takes advantage of his admin powers to his own gain. This is ridiculous. And thank you cheech for being articulate when i couldnt be. SteveFett: Only if it farted in my general proximity... narf: Steve, you'd ban a gnat for farting. Anonyme: we've established that steve SteveFett: I think he should be banned for being articulate. At least, _I_ would ban him. narf: Wow! Someone articulate! Is that allowed here? Cheech: My rant was far to long and I'm far to lazy to make it smaller, today that is. Cheech: We in [ID] avoid tking at all times. I for one hate the cannon and when Oxygen killed steve he was on the other team. I find it very unreasonable when someone uses an item built into the map and they are banned for it. Of course the message in the gam Anonyme: I could arrange a meeting with 101st or QOR, always in the moodto see squick get their asses kicked. :D Leland: dibs pussied out. kamikazi-engel: u guys playin dib? if ya allready did who won ? SteveFett: THIS ISNT A DOD FORUM! STFU! kamikazi-engel: *takes - hates im tired cant spell haha kamikazi-engel: oxygen shut the fuck up ur clan members tkd ppl on hill wif a cannon... steve dun like team shooter an he takes TK'ers if you wanna bitch at steve do so but then you might piss him of and then i dun wanna b around when steve gets pissed haha.... [ID]Oxygen: SteveFett should not be allowed to admin. He abuses power, when people are better than him. If this continues there will be problems. I have played with other SQUICK clan members, and they are great.(And they all mock steve) but he is out of line. SteveFett: Being an admin is great... kicking people that fuck around with the mapcannon is an awesome gift. Anonyme: Spade: for the record, that wasnt me ;/ Fishy: Perhaps give him an evil eye/grunt next time you see him then . . . narf: That would be a bit too formal. Fishy: You could just slash the tires on his truck . . . ;) narf: Formal complaint? Wow! I'll need to make a form! Anonyme: I would like to file a formal complaint against him, if possible. Anonyme: He should NOT be an admin. Abuse of power. Anonyme: its total bs, u kill him too much and you get banned Anonyme: Steve bans people for being better than him Anonyme: steve is a terrible admin. narf: Laugh party! Frederf220: it is to laugh Anonyme: I thought it was funny. I guess you didn't. kamikazi-engel: haha im banned :(... narf: I'm not gonna clean that up. Fishy: GAAAAAARGH!!!! *pop* --Nick's Brain Shutting Down-- Frederf220: sure do SteveFett: women's tight yet supple asses sit on chairs.... Anonyme: i dont remember my password! AHHH!! Fishy: Think of something neutral...chairs...there's nothing sexy about chairs...oh wait. Nevermind. SteveFett: Something is hideously, hideously wrong with the stats program.. it hasnt recorded any stats since thurs, 17th.... narf: *drinks tea* Frederf220: *extends pinky* Anonyme: Drill Sgt. Bill: BITCH I WILL STICK THIS FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, THAT LUMP IN YOUR THROAT WILL BE MY SCROTUM! SteveFett: He be da white niggha, yo... don't be playa hatin a brutha Anonyme: better call the cops SteveFett: I didn't know that, considering "Sounds of the Ghetto" are eminating from my brother's room... Anonyme: :X dont talk like that, we arent in the "ghetto" SteveFett: Nick be hittin dat thang like a wiggah mutha fugga, yo. Anonyme: Nick is a "pimp" :/ SteveFett: Nick, you're what, near 20? And youre learning this NOW? I've known that since like kindergarden! Fishy: I think women were made for the sole purpose of messing with guy's minds. narf: Erpy. Anonyme: welcome to the rice rock (Spade has forgotten his password, and is refering to himself in the 3rd person.) Frederf220: call it the "Rice Rock" SteveFett: NOOOoooo! In other news, my replacement rice rocket case just got shipped, 10-15 days till rice-rocketness! Fishy: You fool! SCI 164 is a hoax! Its a giant meat grinder for taco bell! They want to make you burrito meat! Run! SteveFett: Physics 53 -- room SCI 164. Chem 11A -- room SCI 164... 2 college classes in the same room same day.... kinda odd. abcdef: And then the green pig went on... SteveFett: he's like a lord of the dance.... not the scary one, just a demon. Fishy: Hmm. We need a "name Steve's rice rocket" contest. Anonyme: Can't forget that spoiler! SteveFett: exhaust yes, muffler maybe. narf: And nitrous oxide injection system? Fishy: Will your PC have an exhaust pipe/muffler? SteveFett: Nick: My see-thru case arrived damaged and I have yet to recieve the replacement... I have the light stuff tho =D Fishy: Steve . . . how is your rice-rocket computer coming along? kamikazi-engel: HOLY SHIT DAMN it woul help if it was in english but pics say it all SHIT SteveFett: P4 Pr0n kamikazi-engel: never mind i checked my event history here is his wonid 2152859 an player id 14161 kamikazi-engel: another cheater stumbeled here but he uses the name private :( he got aim bot an other shit lots of people diss ur server now u admins should b there more often than just 1 damn hour a week fuck HELP US!!!! SteveFett: They GOT... the mustard... OUTTTTTT Anonyme: I miss brian... kamikazi-engel: oki sharkie told me to post the cheater here Daboisy guy was wallhackin an i got 1 witnes :| hehe quote "KAMIKAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!" latez Anonyme: In Mianus, Ohio kamikazi-engel: haha where do i report cheaters? Anonyme: Don't die in here; I just had the rug cleaned. SteveFett: Yay, me and spade are both gonna die! Anonyme: Spade: Hurray, went to doctor today..ingorwn toe nail with a side of high blood pressure, anyone? And for desert I got, liver deficeny caused by hereditary causes! :/ Anonyme: Spade: squick you fewl, ;/ I forgot my password narf: Gimme 2! Anonyme: Im too busy playing 2.0 to go back to gay 1.3b. narf: Of course there's nobody monitoring the chatterbox! As for the server, well, I just don't care. Flash: Just like the server, no one is ever monitoring it. Flash: Anyone here? Frederf220: *computer explodes* SteveFett: Branden -- dunno if you check here anymore, but if your bro still wants SW Galactic Battlegrounds, I have it =P narf: Computer bomb! Anonyme: sleeeeeEEEEEEeeeeepppp. *conk* Spade: im constipated and theres this rumor that I leaked 2.0 :/ Anonyme: fish: BTW Steve, if your serious . . . I hope things turn out ok. Spade: best of luck steve. :/ Fishy: Diabetes would be awesome! Sell black market insulin! Spade: :/ dont eat so much sugar. Leland litterally eats packets of sugars by themselves SteveFett: got back from the docs, might have diabetes, awaiting blood test results... *sigh* Spade: i dotn pee that much Anonyme: All your base are belong to us? narf: You can also write in the snow with urine. That's also good. SteveFett: Snow is good, I like to think of it as a giant refrigerator when im in the snow... stick your soda anywhere and itll stay nice and cool! you can chill ice cream on the windowsill at night! Fishy: Mmmm. Snow. narf: *whines* SteveFett: this isnt the dod server complaint forum, kami.... sorry. kamikazi-engel: ok this is the situation on hill i was running killing the enemy capturing back the flags in total i got 126 an 30 an sum ass said i was cheating bcuz i was running around a killing ppl and cuz i was caputuring the flag :( so is that classified as cheat Spade: Everclouded... narf: Not as evil as EverClear. Anonyme: whiskey is evil. Frederf220: NEVER narf: Ou est deux? Spade: dont worry kami,in 2.0 spawn camping is pretty much gone :D think spawn camping prison....*hint* KamikazI: Damn it ! Steve u spawncampin fool u got me like 8 times in like 12 seconds :( set the respawn time to like 5 seconds :) so at least the intervalls of my death will b 5 sec instead of 2 Spade: it already is,how low can you go? Frederf220: Bring down the US government! narf: Meesa no moron! Anonyme: Well, some kind of moron. SteveFett: did I just read an oxymoron? narf: "Windows NT Security: Frederf220: +Ctrl+Alt narf: *readies his delete key* riobranden: Was he from Enis? SteveFett: There once was a man named pagina... Anonyme: 456 narf: NO CRASH!@ KamikazI: it did crash :| i play an poff console pops up an say server error shit :( sacred me i thought my pc went screwey haha Spade: me chineese, me say funneh hahaha narf: Server no crash! KamikazI: well thus server crashed :( so i found sum time to post this haha..... Frederf220: lim intelligence->0 riobranden: Don't make me prove pi here. narf: No, c'est petite Nicolas. Spade: pah..is that you pa? Anonyme: From the depths of my snowy hell, I pah at you. Anonyme: From the e narf: *frink keels over* narf: He's just playing THE TRAIL! SteveFett: are you serious? did he actually break his arm? or are you playing games with my simple mind? riobranden: MATT broke his arm! Uh-oh! I better go hunting! Anonyme: Narf . . .would you trust a fellow named Spade to have a finger in your computer's figurative pants? Spade: idsl will do..i dont get much traffic. and I plan to keep it that way. cable: Whoa i can like talk here and it like writes on the webpage before my very eyes.... whoooooooaaaaaa Frederf220: *terlnet explodes* narf: Hosting? This is an IDSL line! Spade: 2? HAR! i always buy taco bell's 10taco pack SteveFett: I* demand 2 tacos, a cheese quesadilla, and a large coke. Spade: I demand hosting frm squick.. narf: Frappachino machine? I thought they just emptied one of those bottles into a plastic cup for you. Fishy: Stevefett: I hear starbucks is hiring. They have a pretty complicated frappucino machine. SteveFett: wtf happened to doodle news? its something else now! SteveFett: Everyone sign up for the warcraft 3 beta at www.battle.net and give it to me if you win! >_ SteveFett: Im not continuing college. anyone know some tech companies hiring? i give up. Spade: is that like diaeah? narf: LAZYEYE HAS DYSENTERY.. SteveFett: Well after the lan party, i didnt sleep until about 3 AM Mon morning, and just now got up... at 3PM. Spade: press ENTER to asses the situation Frederf220: Press SPACE BAR to continue Fishy: Hmmm. What was the old apple II game where you were a black slave escaping to the north? Fishy: Hmmm. Once again I shed the cloak of anonymity. Anonyme: Whee! 1.5" of snow! SteveFett: I havent played DOD on Squick in 2 days.... dont look @ me Spade: the amins spawn camp :( *cries* *shakes fist at steve* KamikazI: Kamikazi!!! now is registered here haha KAmikazI for eva btw get sum admins durning the day lot of spawncampers 2day hehe on both allies an axis :( HELP Spade: KAMIKAZI! *dives into steve's port bow Frederf220: This definately isn't kosher narf: Goober Anonyme: Kamikazi rob: These two Jewish guys walk into a bar...one asks the other, "Did you hear the one abotu us?" narf: *sniff* Is that you, fishy? Anonyme: Pah. Theres no snow to be seen. narf: *buys movie of Frederf doing same* Frederf220: *drinks own urine* riobranden: Its all gone! Gone away! What a world! Water world! narf: Be nice or else! riobranden: With me around, there usually is. Spade: not unless theres food involved.... Frederf220: You know Spade doesn't run. Spade: runs in the family, :D SteveFett: My brother is a nuisance and an asshole. Spade: which one would that be? Anonyme: i'm a lazy ass. Spade: ATTACK OF THE ANONS! narf: Bwap. Anonyme: no no, you die, k? Anonyme: die Anonyme: spade i want doodle-news.com/dog or u die k? Anonyme: spade r teh gay Spade: www.doodle-news.com I AM COOL NOW! narf: Moof! Anonyme: WOOF Anonyme: So... a zopey test :) SteveFett: Happy jew year! Anonyme: I'm secret! SteveFett: sorry for causing you some unneeded shit, Matt. I take full responsibility. SteveFett: lol, interesting. narf: Now the CB is sekret! narf: That was the KSA! riobranden: Someone was using my Wonid earlier today... what the hell was up with that? Spade: than Im free to speak of your evil doings. you "evil doer" SteveFett: im sorry, thats all youll hear from me about that crap. Spade: notice I didnt write it you idiot. narf: Be nice! SteveFett: oh, ow, your barbs really hurt, Spade. Now the whole world knows! *gasp* all they actually learn from reading that is your propaganda narf: You ... Should ... Have ... Bought ... A ... Squirrel Frederf220: *drives car off cliff* narf: HOLY FUCK, KIDS! Don't make me pull this car over! Spade: http://skins.fragfreak.com/news.shtml STEVE EXPOSED! read all about it Leland: And Steve how do you explain all those times you kicked me when I killed you, finger slipped? Spade: steve, you fuckin hypocrit I just saw you join axis when it was axis 8 and allies 6. Than you ban leland, and now you change the rcn password. what an asshole. I hope matt does something about this soon. SteveFett: ONCE? ONCE? you mean once every 5 minutes, you ignorant child Leland: and now you ban spade and me Leland: i only did that once, and even when i joined a team fairly you still kicked me SteveFett: get your facts straight before you start bitching SteveFett: Lelands prob is that the teams will be 6 axis v. 8 allied... he'll join axis, then SWITCH to allied making them 6 on 9... then, i tell him to switch... he doesnt, so I kcik Spade: leland, your not helping your case any. Leland: yea steve you suck, ask spade how long i've been playing dod too, he knows since he gave it to me Spade: steve stop kicking people for no god damnr eason AGAIN. Leland is good, better then you, thats no raeson to kick and ban him fgt. IK: woohoo 25th on server!!! Anonyme: It's slate. Spade: Is the sky blue? no Anonyme: Me is best! riobranden: Spade are you Leland? Frederf220: Winner is me! Spade: PS2=win narf: And yet still unbelivably true. SteveFett: Not only is that profound, its unbelievably old. Anonyme: that is profound narf narf: Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics -even if you win, you're still retarted. SteveFett: stats are broken! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo narf: Damn straight. SteveFett: Is this some sort of geek display of geekiness here? riobranden: You mean the fusion generator supply tanks aren't enough? narf: With Spade: ahhh...are those the ones with or without the plugs? narf: Go get some power converters from Tashi station! riobranden: I think this Omnicube has a bad motivator. SteveFett: What was your user name? It could have been Brad (sharkie) Spade: steve keeps banning the good people, I was playong on leland's pc and got banned... narf: Is there a naughty admin? Spade: god damn it steve, you are an ass. Sop banning all the good people just so you can be the top score. idiot narf: Sure! SteveFett: I just hit 10,000 kills on Squick, do I get an award or my name in lights or something? narf: I got a ricecooker, leather jacket, and various trinkets. And a big amazon.com gift cert. Spade: i got nothing :( Anonyme: I got socks. Anonyme: Nick's presents: 7+ bottles of booze. hmmm. SteveFett: my presents: p4 1.7, mobo, case, memory, geforce 3, sb audigy, 16x dvd rom, 460W power supply... =D SteveFett: Wishing you all a very merry holiday =D i know I made chaunaka (horribly spelled) nice for branden! rofl narf: Branden, that would fall under the 'shit' catagory. Spade: somone accused me of spawn camping on omaha, but big steve stuck up for me.. riobranden: Addtnl rule: Do not accuse Branden of cheating when he's in a bad mood. gandalf490: thanks narf: 12.22.57.156 gandalf490: what's the server ip...i had it in my favorites on hl but updated my list and lost it... Anonyme: whereas the athalon xp 1500 was avging 43 deg celcius (and thus burning out), this p4 with only boxed fan is 30 narf: Only one person I know says w00t ... branden! Anonyme: w00t, 3dmark went from 5508 with my athalon xp 1500+ w/ 768 mb ram to 7709 with this p4 1.7 w/ 512 mb rimm! w00t w00t! i love early xmas presents Spade: the "morrow" is 1 day from today, or sunday for those of us who cant tell the days of the week. Anonyme: 'Tis the day of sun; so sayeth the Book of Nick. narf: How do you know? Spade: sun narf: Do you mean Sat or Sun? Anonyme: On the morrow I shall return to strike fear into the west. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! teeheehee--er--*cough* Spade: hisname is mattOLOFOGIS! Anonyme: thanks narf Anonyme: www.clearpc.ca narf: I tried to flash my BIOS. It told be the version I had (1.03) was newer than the latest on the website (1.02c). Grr. riobranden: That's one of its features. Frederf220: hlds crashed on Tue Dec 4 09:32:40 PST 2001 Anonyme: w00t w00t and more w00t... i fixed my prob w/ my geforce 3 crashing my sys -- I flashed my bios, the sight of which scared the deamons out of my mb! Anonyme: asdasdasdasdsadasdsadsadsadsad narf: You're not in the banfile. Lemme know if you still can't get on. Anonyme: Who knows. We'll try to fix it. bill barry: and what is h4xing? bill barry: I got banned for planting 2 bombs, grabbing 6 or flags and killing 4 people dieing 4 times in the process? I have never cheated on this or any server Spade: because you were h4xing bill barry: re ban won id is 169268 bill barry: i got banned for no reason who do i talk to? screen name was modest mouse Anonyme: Three more days till the return of big Nick. Spade: not today Fishy: Someday I will be a l33t 4|_|7O h4X0r! Fishy: woohoo! I can now replace brake rotors and pads. I feel special. Spade: Anon who posted "1000" was me at school Anonyme: I'm not. Anonyme: im like 1000 riobranden: I'm now 28th on the server. What an evening. Anonyme: Off to the pit! Spade: omg, its time for my STA tourney, see ya guys in an hour. riobranden: I'm the 590th best player on the server. Spade: Come to the collective....get IE TODAY! narf: He says he does. Fishy: Hmmm. Is Harley still using Opera? narf: Branden, some of that is because I use IEisms. riobranden: It makes things easier to read. narf: I couldn't make it to the two-story outhouse. riobranden: Whats with the yellow snow? Spade: This place looks wierd, and makes me hungry. narf: Nay Anonyme: there is too a squick clan! =D narf: Sometimes the squirrels face-plant from a powerline. narf: Find the fish! Spade: Theres the Squicky Fish Club narf: FYI: THERE IS NO SQUICK CLAN. narf: They crap, then get hit by a car. Fishy: Do squirrels chatter, chitter, or simply shit? Anonyme: ive died over 2000 times! w00t Anonyme: can you assist with the squick clan page? =D riobranden: I want to make a small webpage for the dod server. And because I have nothing else to do, I will. Spade: Squick's Hiziouse narf: I don't think px01 could handle another HL server. narf: Count in the par-tay. Spade: D= riobranden: And what is the opera mod? Booooring? Spade: hmmmmm...larger font? Spade: LIES i have the great fun, even matt is downloading as I type this. Steve: opera mod blows. its sooo boring to wait Fishy: Still I lurk. Spade: everyone download the opera mod, it pwns. riobranden: Sounds like a plan. Spade: >=/ ill have to sleep in your room for a week. Steve: Spade -- if you're in san jo the weekend of jan 5-6, sure! Spade: steve, can i come to your LAN PARTAY? Steve: yep, its easy... in another proccess, just start it with --port 27016 or something like that riobranden: Can you run two servers on the same machine with different ports? narf: Stop pissing off the script kiddies. Steve: game and stats server is down again, said we all "overflowed" and cant ping it or visit the stats site Spade: Steve thinks i have 2.0 riobranden: Nope. Steve: Uhhh, the gameserver and stats site are down! Steve: so I dont like Seg3, and I change it to a more popular map... and so the server is full and I kick a person at random... thats all I do! =P Spade: he works for the taliban narf: Why? riobranden: Steve should have his admin access revoked. narf: Zopey test! Steve: Im also #1 on Caen, Snowtown, and Oslo, the only 3 maps I play =D Steve: Im #1 in Allied light inf rifle, Unterfeldwebel, and Grenade! Pretty close in knife, too! Fishy: Perfect. narf: 1-900-HOT-STATS Fishy: Make the bbs a 900 number. narf: Sure. The phone number for the bbs is (408) 364--oh, wait. Is that what you ment? Anonyme: An hour and a half more work. 2 hours of sleep. Then class. Whee! riobranden: Can I suggest a bbs attached to the stats? narf: That's GreenL to you! Frederf220: Yatta! Steve: Granted, it was caen, and I prolly got 50 frags from bombing tanks, but HEY! Steve: I did it, I really did it.. broke 200 frags (208) in one map! w00t! Spade: I still cant figure these damn controls out.. riobranden: Yay. There was much rejoicing. And more people on squick. narf: rio: yes. and done badmouse/sirknifealot: anyone here? Anonyme: what is web page for dod squick server i looked up one rio gave me nothing there? riobranden: Can I request dam get taken off the dam list? riobranden: I maintain a gut soley in the name of aerodynamics. Steve: yep... but hey, at least I have a swingline. Spade: >=/ FAT ASS Steve: I have a fat european ass.... so Im 1 model higher than you! Spade: brain my fat mexican ass... Frederf220: Brian you fool.....wait.... Fishy: meow meow meow Spade: steve you fool, you still havnt emailed me the rcon directions to kick/login/ban for squick dod...dont make me stone you Steve: Branden you twit, you still havent emailed me that key. Dont make me flog you Steve: po' gram? Is that like... a freebie of pot to a poor person? po' gram? riobranden: No, not pograms! Pograms are bad! Spade: theres a 12 step porgoram for that Fishy: I've forgotten how addicting it is to fill homepages with useless crap. Fishy: Hmmm. The Justice department may take this out of context. Steve: im going to burn the building down.... Fishy: Umm. Excuse me, I still haven't gotten my paycheck, and um .. . Frederf220: It...it's a swingline. Spade: dont shave for a week nick...and you look like the guy from office space Steve: Damnit, women seem to reappear at the worst possible time! ARRRGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhh Steve: Rock climbing and weight training? Egads, nick is becoming a jock... Fishy: Slowly coming: http://www.cs.rit.edu/~njs8030/Personal Fishy: Steve, you just need school spirit. I have a five-shot-in-one rit shotglass. Steve: Still havent gotten into the alcohol thing... hehehe. I have tried and failed! Spade: ANTHRAX! Frederf220: You're blind, stinking sober! Fishy: 5 shots of vodka in under a minute. Life is good. Frederf220: Crack the shell.... Fishy: I pah at you. Steve: Lan Party dates are being tentatively changed to Jan 5-6 at Steve's pad, house will be empty then, just me! w00t. Fishy: blub blub blub riobranden: Hidden and broken. You don't want to know. Spade: where are the stats? Steve: Your owning? hah! I am god of squick! riobranden: Stupid stats aren't reporting my owning. Frederf220: No excuses, post on the boards@ Spade: Spade is alwas my nae Steve: Spade -- were you playing at the same time as me last night? if so, what was your game name? Spade: GG steve wins! Btw steve, if you could send me an email on how to use rcon commands i would appreciate it spade108@gru.net no man pr0n plz Anonyme: 30 minutes? at 5 in the morning that is like forever! but i was really really drunk and i'm sure i was an asshole Steve: i banned you for 30 minutes for talking trash, Im sure your banning is up by now... you spent like 2 hrs talking crap, and wouldnt listen Frederf220: Burn 'em all! Anonyme: ahh yes and fyi, sgb4333@ksu.edu, if you care to explain the banning, of not that's ok too. Anonyme: um... just thought i'd leave you a little message steve. this is shelbyGT, no sense in hiding. although i have no clue why you decided to ban me, i just wanted to say whatever. Just because i decided to comment on the unfair teams and you though that was Anonyme: Why are your undies not in thermal equilibrium? Steve: only when one side of my underwear is colder than the other, strangely enough. Oh well, time to go own on Squick DOD Spade: is one supposed to be bigger then the other? Anonyme: How often do you have this problem, Steve? Frederf220: It's like elctron energies...they can't be the same Steve: Dont you hate it when your balls just dont seem to want to be in alignment with eachother? Anonyme: THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Anonyme: Tommorows going to be frigging cold. Anonyme: Yesterday was tshirt weather in Rochester. Spade: give me a link...or perish!! Fishy: Hmmm. Ultrasparcs. Sooo smooth, soo shiney . . . :p~~~() Anonyme: We're all Nick *cue Twilight Zone theme* Anonyme: lol.... that anon MUST be nick Anonyme: *pant pant pant* Anonyme: I have a really big unit between my legs... nick would like to get his hands on it! Its..... an UltraSparc 30! Spade: branden, check your email Fishy: meow meow meow riobranden: Powerman? Frederf220: Does it end in 5000? Anonyme: That distant rumble . . . could it be? Spade: hurray, im an official squick ranger! Spade: mtbahnet.com basterdly system wont accept my password Frederf220: *death looks better and better* Fishy: Big Nick looms in the horizon. Spade: for more then a week anyways :/ Anonyme: i hope its not! death doesnt excite me... i dont wanna not exist, i dont wanna lose conciousness =( riobranden: That's not necessarily true... Anonyme: i just realized that at some point down the line im gonna die.. that sucks Spade: secreet what? Anonyme: i secreet... riobranden: super sekret admin? narf: It's sekret for now. Anonyme: where are the stats? Anonyme: I'm ranked 11th for most deaths on squick hl Spade: I demand a link >_ Spade: TRANSFORMERS!!!! robots in desiguise Fishy: Thundercats . . . hoooooo! riobranden: Thunderbirds are go! Anonyme: Pah. Classes have started again. Go go winter quarter. Anonyme: MYAAAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH riobranden: Gotta fix layout narf: Link not allowed heah. Frederf220: Lazy, need link Spade: go to doodle and enter the contest... narf: Yesh. riobranden: Too many anons to tell whats going on Frederf220: "Since you get weekends totally off, we feel it is fair that you do homework the whole time. It's a compromise!" Frederf220: + Anonyme: Let me be the first to say that Exchange blows. Anonyme: Bah, classes start again monday./ Frederf220: It plummeted into the 40's! Anonyme: Campbell may not be Rochester, but Im still fucking freezing. Anonyme: You think your fucking freezing? ROFLMAO Frederf220: Geez, turn up the heat Spade: trillian pwns Anonyme: huh? Anonyme: 1. Im freezing. 2. Squick, why the hell you ignoring me on AIM? 3. Im fucking FREEZING! Spade: whats the ip again? and squick put belgium3 on it >_ Anonyme: From the depths of NY, I pah at you. riobranden: I'm there all da time Spade: why dont you ever play on squick's server? i was hopying to see some of you there...********************************************* Anonyme: Ought-not. Frederf220: Back in ought-six riobranden: Whend you get the photoshop skillz? Spade: i got the mg42 from 2.0 who wants it? Anonyme: http://www.manties.net/ Anonyme: tacos... lots and lots of tacos... Anonyme: Nice makeup, Branden riobranden: Jonathan Creek riobranden: Would you at leat fix the buttons for netscape with the trick I showed you? Anonyme: 2.0 of what? Frederf220: 2.0 out yet? Anonyme: The new design kinda sucks. Anonyme: I hate netscape! riobranden: We need more dod customization Anonyme: chatter....chatter....chatter.... Anonyme: Squick 'design' at its best. Spade: design? maybe just images :/ Anonyme: Matt -- your DOD server is ownages... the people there r0x0rz and hella respect mah stylez (minus the "cheater cheater" lamers) narf: YATTA! Anonyme: GREENL Anonyme: w00t gia gia r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz f3wl gia w00t uber h4x0rz gia gia l337 0wnz0rz Anonyme: Its suprising, MTV actually plays unintterupted music vids from 7-10 AM, only 1 in about 10 are rap.... Anonyme: Whee! L: Anonyme: w00t j00 are uber l337 n4rfz0rz gia gia gia w00t. narf: Okay, the post size has been increased from 64 to 254. Now stop whining. narf: test Spade: suck riobranden: I' narf: NicK! Spade: whos at the helm? Anonyme: Thats no 747, thats big Nick! Anonyme: coming westward on Dec 23. Anonyme: Steve -- will try to bring some back. Anonyme: They are magic. Spade: I AM NO COWBOY! Spade: pewp Anonyme: Dude this thing kicks ass, whats the html tags for it? riobranden: It could be constrictive instead of restrictive. Steve: Try me. Frederf220: Ghost Recon anydaynow Anonyme: Don't test me. I can just block PBI. Steve: Something tells me your ban wouldnt be very uh... permanent. narf: Sure. riobranden: Ooh ooh can I try it too? narf: Steve's a candidate for beta-testing the banning code. Anonyme: Monkey Ball is so good, I had to buy one too. Spade: >_ Steve: Nick -- ship me a few litres of canadian brew! Fishy: Bah. Even with BigN at starcore temps I'm cold. Spade: MARIO Party 3 Steve: Well your chatterbox can go blow my d Spade: while everyone was out getting their game cube, I was playing Ma Spade: then the day is mine! narf: This is a chatterbox, not a messageboard. Steve: the sky is falling, the sky is falling! Steve: left... f*cking text limits Steve: Im thinking we need a blinking under construction sign to the le Steve: bucko? is that a relative of fucko? narf: Get used to it, bucko. Steve: I do believe I've been "edited" Spade: i come to eat. narf: Quite glorious, indeed. Fishy: Not sure where "BN" is right now. Fishy: Hmmm. That could very well be. Steve: Unless the dirty youre feelin is a tanuki's private parts... Steve: Feeling dirty can be a good thing. Fishy: Hmmm. I feel dirty now that I have an account. Anonyme: I've got a controller, game, and mem card. Steve: Everyone enjoying their gametetrahedrons? Steve: Everything seems to move slower at 1 AM Spade: Happy Romadan! Steve: and no, not the first fri in which I am dead. Steve: dammit my first "dead" fri in a month =( narf: Wowee Spade: I farted Frederf220: Please! *has notepad* Fishy: Hmmm. If you . . . Anonyme: I realized I could kill hundreds and annihilate us economy if I Spade: =/ Anonyme: Its actually more accurate this way. Anonyme: That quote below was changed on purpose. riobranden: If you can get to Campbell CA Spade: can i come D: riobranden: Ooh ooh we can all bring our computers to steves house. Steve: shit has cool feeling side effects Steve: Man, if you ever get a sinus infection, ask for tequin, that shi Anonyme: You got the quote wrong. Anonyme: Theres nothing in Hawii except fags and party animals. Steve: The whole family goes to hawaii and leaves me to housesit... hru Steve: Branden -- up for some live hockey action dec. 26? narf: Phun! Steve: lan party christmas/newyears week at steve's, bwahahah Steve: Parents gone from 20 dec to 4 jan... muahaha Steve: Why contribute to society when youre gone in like what...10, 20 Anonyme: Girls are warm, but typically unavailable during most of my work Frederf220: Beware, they are flammable. There goes one now riobranden: You can even drape them over your neck like dead animals! Steve: Just use drunken co-eds as a heat source, I know I do. Anonyme: NY is cold. Big Nick is only source of heat left. Steve: Classic line by our lovely Mr. President narf: Flaming Luigi: Steve: is ti juts em, or is tpynig gettnig Frederf220: Ishtar! narf: I'm not seeing that movie. Anonyme: Doomed are you. Screwed, you will be. narf: Not doomed, dOOOOOmed! Frederf220: Doomed is all narf: Not really. riobranden: Yeah, that made sense. Frederf220: damn login Anonyme: Bad is Bad riobranden: TERRORISTS AREn't GOOD, they're bad. Anonyme: "Sounds like witch-talk to me" Anonyme: Sounds like terrorist stenographic msgs to me. riobranden: LUV baby! Give me some LUV! Frederf220: Yes, 20! Anonyme: "ESS" Anonyme: I should start selling stock quotes. Anonyme: bgukgty Anonyme: I live three hours in your future. Anonyme: Hmmm. Jet fuel. Anonyme: Play me something public domain riobranden: All your HTML are belong to us. narf: My design! Stay the fuck away! Anonyme: You could be castrated for that, by the DMCA. Anonyme: I'm going to steal the html Anonyme: hey this is cool Anonyme: no riobranden: You put the spaces in it all wrong Anonyme: squish. Anonyme: Hows life at DeAnza? Anonyme: Hmm. I don't think I'll follow that link while at school. riobranden: Bad Anonyme: http: //www.mich.com /~pnsnv /othershit /squick.html Anonyme: life is good. Anonyme: 0wnz! narf: r0x0r! riobranden: w00t! Anonyme: Pah. I'll put up some NY photos soon. Anonyme: Losers don't do drugs. narf: Like I said, Montazuma's revenge. riobranden: No. Now we're asking about those photos you took yesterday. narf: Are we still talking about Montazuma's revenge? riobranden: I had that one back in the 70s. Frederf220: got it 4 months ago Anonyme: http:// www.mycathatesyou.com /images/spot.jpg Anonyme: clip? Anonyme: Drunk ducklings fall from the sky. Frederf220: shucks riobranden: [but ran out of room] Anonyme: meow meow meow. [insightful comment here] Frederf220: Trade you for some bleach narf: I'll give you ten pairs of soiled underware. Steve: I am now taking offers on my excess vicadin pills.. Anonyme: Step 1: Steal underwear! Ima Tard: We all have the smell of rocks in the underwear drawer riobranden: Then make an account Anonyme: Steve has the freedom of speech! Anonyme: Steve needs to be quiet. riobranden: I've got a PS2x10^239 Anonyme: i meant to say "gametetrahedron." Anonyme: fucking thing cut off my message! Anonyme: you kiddies play with your gamecubes, Im going to play with my g Anonyme: Paging Niek Sanders, paging Niek Sanders, clean up in aisle 10. Frederf220: My text does not appear all the time Anonyme: Whats wrong with being anon? Anonyme: I concur. riobranden: Less anon posting! Anonyme: rio likes it when you twist his nipple. Anonyme: This just doesnt seem right. riobranden: Gotta get funky. narf: It makes real cupcakes with a 40watt bulb. riobranden: Your job is sounding more and more attractive... Anonyme: I'm not in the main terminal. In in a VIP lobby area. Frederf220: and keep the security guards "on their toes" riobranden: Your job is to make the airport look busy? narf: Nick, you should login. Anonyme: I just sit in the lobby watch wide screen tv w/ hundreds of chan narf: That sucks Anonyme: Work from 10pm to 6am. narf: Yeah, write 'Netscape' in the ice! riobranden: Write dirty words in the ice. narf: Jet fuel in the evening? Or is that your morning? Anonyme: Nothing like the smell of jet fuel in the morning. riobranden: YES! Its actually a detriment to you to visit my site! narf: Branden + MtBahnet = -2 riobranden: spam + anon = -1 Anonyme: Me + You = 2 Anonyme: Windows Key + D = Show Desktop Anonyme: Frederf is coming.. to town narf: Cool! Anonyme: Fred: I'm so miserable riobranden: ween narf: Wiki Wiki Wi? Anonyme: wiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii Anonyme: I'd say so, yes. riobranden: Its back! narf: I'd say so, yes. riobranden: Does it belong to Jane? Anonyme: I wonder if that includes airspace above FL100 riobranden: ? Frederf220: NOTAM: No VFR in Class Bravo airspace. Anonyme: Boo is a ciphertext for moo. Anonyme: Now you know better. :b riobranden: Oh, I thought there was only one airport. Anonyme: airport == airports Anonyme: As of monday, the world's airport become far more sinister. riobranden: Zulu warriors? Frederf220: 3-4-5-Mike-Echo landing with zulu riobranden: *squelch* Anonyme: Pah. Chatter is l337 4 d15c0u453. Anonyme: Harley, this is chatter, not discourse. Anonyme: Me script fine. You user sucks. riobranden: Rob should go away Anonyme: Spam filter needs to be tweaked. *****: bah, how come my user " /\_/\ " doesn't work? fix j0 scripTs! BF: hi McSneer: Alright. Character limit + "spam" filter = screw this McSneer: It's not everyday that I'm reminded of the horrid qualities of a riobranden: http://www.ween.org/weeee.swf riobranden: http://www.perspicacity.com/ elactheatre/ workshop/plays/ Anonyme: The content is overwhelming me. narf: Yay for you Anonyme: i'm posting this from inside the morpheus ad window riobranden: I, frankly, cannot figure out how to vote. Anonyme: It has an evil glint in its eye. Anonyme: I think that hamster is plotting something . . . narf: Is good Frederf220: character limit narf: to the what? We're dying to know! Frederf220: Don't and to the front. Don't and to the front. Don't and to the Anonyme: Ryoooo . . .Rioooo. Conspiracy? You decide. spotplaysdead: fine jim, how 'bout you? spotplaysdead: i think i get it riobranden: Spam spam spam spam spam spam and eggs. Anonyme: Spamilicious. narf: now with spam repellant! riobranden: who spammed narf: Meow-mix says: No Anonyme: meowmix meowmix please deliver. narf: ? riobranden: "paddies" narf: All lies. Sweet, sweet lies. riobranden: i'm riobranden, not Riobranden narf: More than you can possibly imagine. Anonyme: Does God have feet? Anonyme: God is a twinkie. Anonyme: Twinkies....deep Anonyme: Twinkies have subtext narf: Branden, do that outside, please. Riobranden: Gaaaruuumph. Anonyme: oooooh . . . Content! narf: The news is ... hidden Flaming Luigi: What happened to all the news? riobranden: Niek, you need to make index.php the default page for a director riobranden: What is the lifespan of this content? Anonyme: MEEEEEEEEEE McSneer: So, who's SaintJefe? riobranden: where did you get the icons from? Anonyme: ASCII characters aren't free you know. Frederf220: what's with all the blank space? Anonyme: Yaaaaawn Frederf220: *snicker* Anonyme: New webpage design in progress: Anonyme: http://www.cs.rit.edu/~njs8030/ Newpage/index.php Anonyme: *legion of weasels snicker in background* Anonyme: Interview part 1 went well. Part 2 coming soon. Anonyme: Kewler than you SaintJefe: so this site is...? narf: test narf: test narf: Nick should not be around aeroplanes. Anonyme: MUAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAA! Anonyme: Operation Greasy Weasel is almost ready. Anonyme: hmmm. Job interview at USAirports tommorow. testuser: Test Anonyme: I fart in your general direction! narf: No pinknecks allowed. riobranden: HL done darn work well, yep Anonyme: I can. Cmon over. Frederf220: I can't play HL on win2k. narf: *buys black box on ebay * Anonyme: meow meow meow Frederf220: *signs up for Arab Airlines* narf: Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun narf: Whee! Ultra 5! MClark: *pokes Branden* narf: Yeah, well. You get what you pay for. riobranden: not unlike my site riobranden: It's a few months old Anonyme: Yay! I did it! narf: oKAY Anonyme: Yeah, bring it back! narf: It's free!!!!!!!! McSneer: I say you should bring the news back... narf: Fup off riobranden: Now with less content than ever! narf: Yes McSneer: Then aren't those from Holland called Holes? McSneer: If residents of Poland are Poles... narf: Woohoo! narf: test Anonyme: test not bf: A: You never write. You never call. You only visit when you ne not bf: Q: What did the Jewish Mother bank teller say to her customer? Anonyme: Could it be?... nah McSneer: Just like L. Ron Hubbard! narf: They died Anonyme: The new picture is very disturbing. riobranden: I gave you batteries. narf: When I load batteries, it works. riobranden: I notice you get your camera to work when *you* want it to... narf: ... the strangers always you narf: Yes McSneer: Are you part of the Nation of Yaweh ben Yahweh? riobranden: Hidden to me McSneer: PHPMyAdmin narf: Not hidden riobranden: So, there is a new user form but its hiden! narf: Check you messageboard McSneer: What the heck happened yesterday? bobahooey: bob a hooey! testuser#17: test narf: Yes riobranden: Will it require a fire extignuisher present? Anonyme: I bought Branden and Narf a joint birthday present. *evil laught Anonyme: The shadow paco hits you in the back of the head with a 2x4 narf: Rio: I used magic Anonyme: The shadow paco drops from the ceiling and attacks you. Anonyme: My choad hurts, dammit. Anonyme: El orto extremo Anonyme: nst CR and CRII? Anonyme: F220: Branden's not exeedingly bright. Should I patch Jumbo agai riobranden: With CSS off, how did you get this text box so small? McSneer: But why would CodeRed last forever? narf: Waitaminute. Codered tastes like carbonated grenadine. narf: Both. Mixed in a 16:9 ratio Anonyme: Salted or unsalted? McSneer: I'd prefer cashews... Anonyme: Would you like some peanuts with that Sneery? McSneer: *takes a swig of CodeRed* narf: Rescue me! I want your tender charms! narf: Angel-what? Anonyme: Aka angeldust. Anonyme: ? Anonyme: PCP is more my cup of tea. Anonyme: Do more LSD! riobranden: apparently nlot enough Anonyme: Do you . . . squick? Anonyme: Beware for it will lead you to certain distruction Anonyme: Political video from Sweeny's class. Anonyme: Nintendo says: bend over because here it comes. McSneer: Tax included, of course. McSneer: I'm gonna be spending $435.38 on launch day. McSneer: GameCube Owns j00. Anonyme: l33t h4x0rs w1ll 0wn j00 Anonyme: Should I be worried about code red? narf: ? McSneer: � Anonyme: [.] narf: Quite Anonyme: Maybe. Anonyme: No. McSneer: Yes. narf: This is megapath Anonyme: What is the asymptopic behavior of stupidity vs population %? riobranden: This isnt megapath Anonyme: I'm trying to get Megapath currently. How does one get a l/p her Anonyme: Fr: It's not much but it's home McSneer: I like what you've done with the place... good taste. Anonyme: I've lived here all my life, thank you very much. Anonyme: Welcome to stupidity, people Anonyme: New Microsoft Natural Keyboard: Anonyme: http://pauillac.inria.fr/~xleroy /stuff/ctrl-alt-del.jpeg Anonyme: meowmix meowmix please deliver narf: If it's by Saturday, you can join the 4 of us for Planet of the Anonyme: Gadrarrrrp. Anonyme: "N", coming soon to a theater near you. narf: It's still MegaPath, numbnuts. Anonyme: I wonder if he even knows who is provider is anymore. Anonyme: Hmmm. Anonyme: I do believe he does Anonyme: Does narf have dsl these days? Anonyme: Hmmm. narf: Not forethought, just care. Anonyme: Go go boolean algebra: Anonyme: 1 + 1 = 1 McSneer: That would require a smidge of forethought. narf: Maybe I should make a facillity to create users. Naah. Anonyme: You're welcome. riobranden: We appreciate the distinction. Anonyme: (Ignorant western masses as opposed to ignorant eastern masses) Anonyme: Soon, he shall feed on the ignorant westward masses once again. Anonyme: The ground rumbles as Nickzilla wakes from slumber. McSneer: Soon this new invention will allow me to live forever! McSneer: I must continue in my quest. riobranden: SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU narf: I''m trekking for Christ! Frederf: Bah, I'm the president Anonyme: Have you now? McSneer: I have returned. Anonyme: http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ Anonyme: Nick got bored: Anonyme: http://www.halley.cc/msw/completed.shtml narf: Things that work in IE don't work anywhere else. Anonyme: Working to restore power. Anonyme: Boredom strikes. Return to start. Anonyme: Do you . . . sparc? riobranden: s Matt gets free placebos that let him live forever! riobranden: im 40 click-thru riobranden: Click the crack-head's banner to the left now! When Matt gives h Anonyme: Gaargh! A platoon of vicious wild ducks are stalking my home! Anonyme: You should be so proud . . . Anonyme: Cool.. now I'm an official member of the spice girl website! Anonyme: Why not? : Anonyme: http://www.endselectiveservice.org/ Anonyme: If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from? McSneer: ks sides! riobranden: ks bottoms! McSneer: ks tops. McSneer: "DSL can come true for anybody" I give it two weeks, three wee Anonyme: i r spade Anonyme: stroke it good Anonyme: You forgot to turn off the h1 narf: See subtle message on left Anonyme: meow meow meow McSneer: With pleasure! Frederf: Then chatter on, penguin boy. riobranden: There is no such thing as unuseful chatter. narf: This is a zopey test Kama: