The ChatterPage

McSneer: Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home? riobranden: God apparently is living in two years ago God: Safeway diet orange soda causes cancer! Seriously. They recalled it. Branden, I am worried about you! riobranden: Well, any of them would certainly burn. McSneer: No, I think he's looking for something that's going to burn up all his carbs. Do you think it could do that? BobaFettuccine: Hey, that one will blow the fat right off of you. riobranden: Do you have anything that's Atkins-friendly? BobaFettuccine: This lovely '75 has a metallic start, a fizzly taste, and an explosive aftertaste. It's wonderful with beef and innocents; I think you'll love it. riobranden: Have you been eating landmines? McSneer: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doen't belong in your face. riobranden: Mr. Ed was a MUTT! kamakazisj: His name is Mr. Ed. McSneer: The Thoroughbred of Sin? riobranden: Enough with the Ds. This isn't scrabble! BobaFettuccine: :D Spade: D: Frederf220: I tell you it was sick. riobranden: You couldn't tell a shinzon from a curzon! McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" kamakazisj: ...ditto? narf: WE KEPT IT GAY kamakazisj: Ditto. riobranden: fancy seeing you there kamakazisj: HULLO THAR Frederf220: WE KEPT IT GRAY. riobranden: No they didn't. TheSeekerOfTru7h: It's a glitch in the matrix, they've changed someting. kamakazisj: I've got this strange feeling of deja vu... McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. narf: back again BobaFettuccine: Waiter, I'd like to order my heart with a nice Blu Cheese dressing, and... a side of cheese fries. kamakazisj: The color of a lonely heart is bluuuuuue BobaFettuccine: I'll be right over with the plunger. kamakazisj: Oh lawd, I'm stuck in lodi again. kamakazisj: I'm fun now. riobranden: But, but, but... when you're 21, you're no fun! riobranden: But, but, but... when you kamakazisj: 21. We gonna party tonight. riobranden: How old is aquarius anyway? kamakazisj: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, age of aquariuuuuus! riobranden: Whoa, I think we just time warped. McSneer: You're not fully Sure unless you're Zest-fully Sure! riobranden: We're zest-fully sure? Frederf220: We're not just sure... kamakazisj: Blood transfusion time! BobaFettuccine: Waiter, my O double sharp tastes like P! Frederf220: Sipping on G and Bflat. kamakazisj: If I try A flat I'm gonna end up on G. Frederf220: Try A flat. riobranden: I don't think I like your tone, mister McSneer: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere? kamakazisj: I never want to run out of Head On BobaFettuccine: To the store for more product? Frederf220: And then running! riobranden: I love applying that product to people unaware they are about to have that product applied to them McSneer: "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! I can't STAND your commercial, but you've got a GREAT product." Frederf220: Contact forehead. kamakazisj: I/O Joke Error -- Contact System Administrator BobaFettuccine: Hey! I tell the computer jokes here! Anonyme: Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes. Frederf220: Zombies in love! Oh the holes you'll use. riobranden: Uhoh... zombies! kamakazisj: *groan* Frederf220: That's the B button! narcissus: I finally pulled the trigger on a Wii riobranden: I didn't realize we were termites kamakazisj: Out-of-hive-mind experience? riobranden: I think we just had an out of body experience squeakybear: you are a quite talented creature. your photography is impressive. continue to have interesting journeys. see you in another life. squeakybear: I should have given you the other half of that earth sandwich, that one time. squeakybear: I had a random weird dream about u. Wanted to see if you still exist. Apparently you do. Frederf220: Can surf some classy porn there! kamakazisj: Russian Ark failed to cover that riobranden: Did you know there's an internet cafe *in* the Hermitage? kamakazisj: Except during drought years BobaFettuccine: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Australia Surrounded by Liquids! Frederf220: ASL? McSneer: Thankfully, I've already alerted Air Force Cyber Command. kamakazisj: You have learned nothing from The Beatles! The word is love. BobaFettuccine: Did you catch that, guys? The word is, "the bird." BobaFettuccine: A bird-a-bird-a bird bird bird, the bird is the word. kamakazisj: Big Bird? narf: This place has gone to the bird. Frederf220: He's going all the time. kamakazisj: I just had lamb korma thanks. narcissus: When is Matt going to India? BobaFettuccine: Bob the Builder got a Nanolathe for Christams. kamakazisj: Bob Siege-er? BobaFettuccine: The siege-ers lucky enough to find Princesses alive inside the object of their siege got to storm the castle twice. kamakazisj: have fun stormin' the castle! riobranden: One time at band camp BobaFettuccine: He was bludgeoned to death with a piccolo. kamakazisj: harmonicas are pretty blunt riobranden: Blunt like an instrument kamakazisj: I've never been the greatest harmonica player, but you didn't have to be so blunt about it :( McSneer: You can't play Hitler's harmonica! riobranden: So do I. Its where I keep my hugs. kamakazisj: it just so happens that I already have one!! BobaFettuccine: Good luck finding a Poké ball big enough for one of those monsters. kamakazisj: Drugs help make hugs possible where they were not before. Also, it increases the likelihood of 10-story washing machines. riobranden: Hugs not drugs kamakazisj: I'd give it a hug BobaFettuccine: If I saw a 10 story washing machine, I'd go back in time and run "s/10-foot/10 story/gi". BobaFettuccine: If I saw a 10-foot tall washing machine, I'd want something a little stronger than a Dakota Fanning. riobranden: the other day I went to a bar and orderd a Dakota Fanning kamakazisj: Liza Manellli? Frederf220: Fulminata Mercury! kamakazisj: Suds, captain! riobranden: There was a 10 story tall washing machine, you see kamakazisj: It all began in the winter of 20-ought-5... BobaFettuccine: Aw, geeze, Uncle Matt, tell us again how you and Pope McSneer escaped from the glue factory! kamakazisj: Now that's what I call a sticky situation! McSneer: DAMN! We're in a tight spot! narcissus: "Explled: No Intelligence Allowed" is a Harley movie narcissus: Harley film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wi ki/Expelled_%28film%29 BobaFettuccine: What a cumbersome condom; it'd have to have a drill bit just to get to Mother Nature's soft, molten interior. kamakazisj: don't worry, he used a condom riobranden: Thats a lot of fucking narf: fucking theplanet. if only I wasn't so lazy. kamakazisj: Lil' Sis Frederf220: What was the sister called? riobranden: Wooooo! Awoooooooo! McSneer: My favorite part of that video is when they immediately blow through a stop sign, cutting off an on-coming car with the camera's rolling. BobaFettuccine: It was being installed on their car. kamakazisj: That's only in da mownin' Frederf220: Dat meanz dey tru! Yo momma still a hoe kamakazisj: lack inaccuracy? riobranden: Your statements regarding my mother lack in accuracy BobaFettuccine: Yo momma so fat, she has to grease up just to fit into this joke. narf: you so ugly, when you a baby, mom tried to put a spoon of peas in your ass riobranden: Milk maids ahoy! BobaFettuccine: Nakom si thamma rat, we have incoming milk maids on approach vector hotel-alpha-yankee. Frederf220: Hæ bale! kamakazisj: Right 3, over crest, caution: slippy surface riobranden: Crest... Frederf220: Knoll? riobranden: Its really more of a mound riobranden: To the hills Frederf220: *singing* Oh where have all the cowbells gone? *singing* riobranden: Enough with the cowbells geeze this isn't a farm BobaFettuccine: Too many cowbells? riobranden: I didn't like that song kamakazisj: tick tick BOOM! riobranden: bang tick splat BobaFettuccine: chikka-chikka-wakka-wakka- wakka break it down now! kamakazisj: duke duke duke duke of earl earl earl riobranden: After these messages, we'll be right back McSneer: Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't, because... SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T. BobaFettuccine: Ah, nuts. I just checked in broken code to the trunk of Branch Davidian. riobranden: Branch Davidian is a legtimate religion! Frederf220: We prefer to be called a cult, thankyouverymuch. McSneer: Honestly, the final decision wasn’t that hard. There was about as much chance of my subscribing to Dish Network as launching my own satellite service. riobranden: What did you call me? kamakazisj: Is it deliberate? riobranden: You don't have to be so obtuse kamakazisj: Delectable riobranden: Make it two BobaFettuccine: Sorry. I forgot to add the cup of butter to the Chatter. riobranden: It wasn't edible enough. Needed more calories. kamakazisj: well that was fun while it lasted riobranden: This now concludes the alliteration time BobaFettuccine: Today, Turkish turkeys took the tram to Tinseltown. Too true! riobranden: Alliteration arrived accidentally after ample absence. BobaFettuccine: Flava favors Flave for his flavorful fava. Frederf220: The story of how Flava and Flave became wed. kamakazisj: Oh fava, you shouldn't have! riobranden: I like my chatter with some fava beans and a nice chianti McSneer: way to eat the chatter kamakazisj: yum riobranden: at first I thought you said "Brunch" BobaFettuccine: The Briny Bunch! Frederf220: THE DIRTY DOZEN! McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. riobranden: way to kill the chatter narcissus: http://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=28hk97-vZdQ riobranden: We're antisymmetric we hate it kamakazisj: No, we're opaque. Frederf220: No, he tries thinking and he avoids thinking. I think that was clear. riobranden: And be on to you too! kamakazisj: There's no better list and be on. BobaFettuccine: You're right, you do try _TO_ avoid thinking. Geeze, you sure are on the floikeldoik list this year. kamakazisj: I try and avoid thinking. McSneer: Right, he's lazy. Think about it! Santa travels the entire world in just one night! Meanwhile, it takes Harry almost ten days just to blow out some freakin' candles! riobranden: Hannuka Harry doesn't use the word "utilize" Frederf220: And Vishnu is still using old, slow tape backups. McSneer: Meanwhile, Santa tends to utilize backups as much as possible. It's more efficient. BobaFettuccine: Satan prefers to rely on the auto-save feature of his IDE. Frederf220: Jesus saves. riobranden: 50 feet or line of sight kamakazisj: Bad for everyone and everything within 50 feet, yes. Frederf220: This is bad? McSneer: You guys should go easy on Rob, he's only just discovered that music doesn't always sound like it was produced by 13 year old girls. kamakazisj: Probably Limp Bizkit or something. riobranden: What on Earth did you listen to in 2001? kamakazisj: Oh, no, turns out it was awful. narcissus: Wow, a lot of the music I "borrowed" from Little Matt in 2001 is actually not half-bad. Guess it just had to age a little bit! riobranden: I seriously doubt that. kamakazisj: I'm Matt. BobaFettuccine: I am Lieutennant Fish of the Navy S.E.A.L. Special Wet-Operations Battalion, Swimming Division! riobranden: Aquamarine X Frederf220: Blue line or white T? kamakazisj: the streetlights, they turn blue tomorrow... riobranden: When you're strange, bananas come out of the rain BobaFettuccine: Mr. Barky is the one who started this bananarama with his Top 40 single, "Bananas are Strange Because I'm a Carnivore." McSneer: Mr.Barky von Schnauzer? riobranden: whats with this bananarama kamakazisj: A man, a plan...bananama McSneer: Oh, why don't you go jump in the Bananama Canal? BobaFettuccine: not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not BANANA-MAN! riobranden: not you again Bananaman: BANANAMAN BobaFettuccine: ooo, harsh riobranden: Darsh! kamakazisj: Marsh, marsh, marsh? BobaFettuccine: The Briny Bunch! kamakazisj: THE DIRTY DOZEN! McSneer: And Blake's 7! riobranden: You're forgetting about Mir 2 BobaFettuccine: Is DS9 really better than Babylon 5? Space Ghost C2C? Sealab 2021? (actually, I haven't seen DS9 in a long time) narcissus: Deep Space Nine is perhaps the greatest show to take place on a space station with a number in it. narcissus: Harley likes two things: getting his money's worth and giving no notice! kamakazisj: quand? BobaFettuccine: ou? riobranden: whu? narcissus: Anyone up for some Tootin' Totem Pizza? riobranden: poor hygeine Frederf220: Poor self esteem? narcissus: Cammy thinks she's people. BobaFettuccine: Or the Aperture Science Deployable Fulcrum? riobranden: Or are you talking about Digital Solar Aspect Detectors? riobranden: Did you mean "asdf"? altioluk: dsad narcissus: Walk down Highway 1 right now if you want some BBQ!!! BobaFettuccine: I like Highway 17 pizza. They knead their dough with rollermines. riobranden: My favorite pizza is now Highway 1 Pizza, because I can walk there. kamakazisj: Pizza and Pipes is now a mere Pizza Party narcissus: The Decemberists are perhaps the greatest band ever from the West Coast. McSneer: I prefer my pizza with pipes. riobranden: pizza pie, you fools BobaFettuccine: When the sooty yellow moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's disgusting. kamakazisj: a plane scraped its belly on the sooty yellow moon... riobranden: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet. It wasn't easy, but nothing is BobaFettuccine: But not for long: the future is coming on. kamakazisj: I'm completely useless, I know that much. riobranden: We have functions? narcissus: Thank you "Excluded Users" function! riobranden: The atmosphere's good, but I wouldn't eat here BobaFettuccine: Give me access to squick food or I'll rhyme "musk" with "doorstep." kamakazisj: Well, maybe musk riobranden: Must and only Must BobaFettuccine: Oh! But I mustt! kamakazisj: No, you must't Frederf220: But you musn't BobaFettuccine: I'll append 't's to whichevert words I want. kamakazisj: He was an emu. They cut themselves ya know. riobranden: enought BobaFettuccine: That shirt is (too mathematical | not mathematical enought) for my tastes. kamakazisj: for brian http://www.thinkgeek.com/t shirts/generic/60f5/ kamakazisj: More than you could ever realize. riobranden: What does gardening have to do with this? McSneer: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. BobaFettuccine: Red alert, red alert, it's a catastrophe. riobranden: Well, alert. kamakazisj: ...ok riobranden: Domestic violence my ass. Please. Frederf220: Domestic violence. kamakazisj: K-I-C-K-I-N-G (ass, that is) riobranden: sitting in a tree? Frederf220: Adam + Ness kamakazisj: it's twue BobaFettuccine: But especially Ness. riobranden: I think any of the characters could be annoying if the player was good enough kamakazisj: There's nothing worse than playing against someone who's good at Ness. riobranden: PK Fire! McSneer: Look, if you don't cut that out I'm gonna Falcon Punch you right up the ass kamakazisj: More like donkey punch, amirite? riobranden: Blek! BobaFettuccine: I'd rather eat a peach than a daisy. McSneer: I'm more fond of Peach than Daisy. riobranden: Like, the flower riobranden: WRONG! He blew a daisy kamakazisj: I dunno, by Galen blew up one of those monstrous inflatable oversized beach ball things that are like 4 feet in diameter and it was hilarious. Hurray for mind in the gutter. riobranden: No seriously, guess riobranden: Guess what else he blew kamakazisj: well you certainly blew that BobaFettuccine: This gives me the perfect opportunity to start a brand-new conversation. kamakazisj: I forgot what we were talking about. riobranden: Well, have you stuck it to the antibiotics? BobaFettuccine: Yes, as a matter of fact, she was, indeed, a female doctor. riobranden: That's what she said kamakazisj: Yeah, but my doctor said it will clear up in a few weeks if I stick to the antibiotics narcissus: Got Woodland Hills? kamakazisj: THERE'S a euphemism BobaFettuccine: SOLO DANCE PARTY riobranden: Tonight, god is a DJ BobaFettuccine: The devil is one damn good DJ. kamakazisj: Beats are droppin', bodies rockin', hearts are stoppin', electric shockin'! riobranden: I can't believe what I'm seeing in the middle of the street kamakazisj: I'm impressed you had the fortitude to go through with such a chatter entry. BobaFettuccine: And the winner of our "What will your *nix box say when you give it that command" is... Rockin' Sockin' Hot-chick Mackin' Riobranden! Man, this is a bit long for a chatterbox entry, don't you think? riobranden: I don't know riobranden: hey BobaFettuccine: chmod 0000 -r /usr/bin/puns/programming Loco: What's the pass for the romeTW download? Loco: hey riobranden: This is some sort of programming pun, I am sure Frederf220: So I ver_bit him! BobaFettuccine: If you can't verbatim, go get a dictionary. riobranden: If you can't beat em, verbatim Frederf220: That's weird cuz that's verbatim what I was gunna say. McSneer: That explains the smell. BobaFettuccine: I (Rob) was right next to you the whole time. riobranden: Wow I was in SLO on Saturday where were you Rob? Frederf220: No you need a woman for that. BobaFettuccine: TWO Matt Clarks in the same city?! Conceivable! kamakazisj: The city you have mentioned...has been disconnected. McSneer: You and Matt are. narcissus: Are we going to SLO tomorrow? Frederf220: yourwebsite.im riobranden: You have a lot to learn about immenent domain kamakazisj: maybe scientists can GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY riobranden: Maybe scientists can make a steak with a moire-pattern of gristle kamakazisj: I like my meat to demonstrate the fibonacci sequence in some way riobranden: I like my meat numerology-free Frederf220: Their steak it has three corners. Three corners has their steak. kamakazisj: WTF is it with this town and tri-tip? BobaFettuccine: Hey, riobranden! You should come to San Luis Obispo. They have pretty tasty tri-tip. riobranden: remind me not to go to San Luis Obispo BobaFettuccine: If you were in San Luis Obispo right now, I could, perhaps, have a chance at punching you. narcissus: I am in San Diego RIGHT NOW! riobranden: double post riobranden: YEAH WE'RE MAGICSTRATING BobaFettuccine: OMG ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN? riobranden: OMG HARRY KILLS HERMIONE McSneer: OMG, DUMBLEDORE KILLS SNAPE kamakazisj: STOP! GRAMMAR TIME! riobranden: grammar break BobaFettuccine: I'll whover hooever I want. riobranden: stop hoovering me BobaFettuccine: The punchline: One uses a series of electric motors to remove dirt from carpets, the other might be a Hoover? riobranden: except for getting a vacuum cleaner, you win a date with Flavor Flav riobranden: reality shows are like the modern game shows kamakazisj: If it's a reality show that will give me money, I'm in. riobranden: then you should sign up for flavor of love 3 kamakazisj: More like flava flav BobaFettuccine: I need some flavor ice. riobranden: who's online RIGHT NOW? punkeh: bhoooooo punkeh: haha.. just kidding punkeh: my fries are fire punkeh: hey hey BobaFettuccine: Airplane crashes a new teenager serves my fries riobranden: Lightning crashes a new mother opens her eyes Frederf220: Waited on the thunder... waited on the thunder kamakazisj: Can't you hear the thunder? riobranden: the land downunder? narcissus: I am in ______ *RIGHT NOW* Frederf220: Here I am giving you an interview and you have to go and do something nasty. You're a jerk... You're a jerk! BobaFettuccine: : ^ {D kamakazisj: YOU! YOU JERK >:O cpl112: who Frederf220: I :hat: you. McSneer: We all have iPhones. riobranden: the mark of a fine computer is when it turns on when you plug in the power riobranden: My humps. My lovely lovely humps. narf: My what? I don't have a collection of DVDA fnuky: swat riobranden: I might need to talk to the wizard of ID BobaFettuccine: Don't forget the change-set ID! McSneer: Everybody needs to go migrate their DVD Afficianado collections. Frederf220: Whaddayaknow? McSneer: I'm telling you, stop going to Banjara! riobranden: That reminds me of the time I was covered in goat blood BobaFettuccine: My life is miserable. I have to give the dog walks. riobranden: good news: it's been downgraded to the walks riobranden: Logging in gave me the runs kamakazisj: As always, consult your doctor before logging in. kamakazisj: If you are taking aspirin for a heart problem, have high blood pressure, are pregnant or may become pregnant, you should not login. kamakazisj: Studies have shown that logging in leads to listlessness and decreased sperm count. BobaFettuccine: Logging in will help you get hammery. riobranden: Lets get you a hammer areaman: if i had a hammer...i'd hammer in the morning kamakazisj: I prefer cinnamon buns. riobranden: I love the smell of napalm in the morning areaman: SERENITY NOW! McSneer: See that? George disagrees entirely. McSneer: sdasfmkikl. bbt kamakazisj: CATS CAN'T TYPE areaman: I find tinsel distracting BobaFettuccine: No, narcissus is in Yur Momtreal. riobranden: Go to the cathedral. Or maybe thats in Montreal. narcissus: I am in Toronto *RIGHT NOW*! riobranden: TPS? Frederf220: PBS? riobranden: did it go nova? Rob went nova Frederf220: What... light on yonderwindowbreaks..... it is... the Sun! kamakazisj: Nor is it very Shatnery. BobaFettuccine: This chatterbox sure isn't very... chattery. BobaFettuccine: Orange chocolate? That's totally gotta be at least eight seconds past the expiry date. kamakazisj: How about a chocolate orange instead? riobranden: Its time for an orange revolution Frederf220: Add a drop of lavender to your milk and pretend you're an orange. kamakazisj: I SWALLOWED THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM BobaFettuccine: ...and that's why Catechisms are so small now days? kamakazisj: Ouch...book suppository > riobranden: Isn't that where Kennedy was shot from? Frederf220: It's a supository! narcissus: I at at LAX *RIGHT NOW* riobranden: The fools! Frederf220: He let it escape??! riobranden: I'm pretty sure Rob released Spore back in his kitchen at Reseda kamakazisj: Not until Spore releases in '08 BobaFettuccine: Build a better non-permeable membrane, and Mother Nature will build a better zygote. Maybe one with drilling lasers. riobranden: Diaphrams are for women. And people who want to breathe. Frederf220: Diaphram? riobranden: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough kamakazisj: I'm sorry ActiveSync, I can't do that. ActiveSync: Please fix me... riobranden: ...foam? BobaFettuccine: In fhat sort of fun Funday activities do you farticipate on Funday? I can fink of fome. riobranden: wish it was sunday, because thats my fun day Frederf220: Can't stop (won't stop) the beat, nooooooo... Everybody move your feet.. riobranden: I can't stop can't stop the horsing. BobaFettuccine: Horses... keep on horsing. Frederf220: Racers... hold your horses. kamakazisj: Mustang Saleh!!! hatemsaleh: hi] riobranden: Horse flies like a banana. kamakazisj: pies fly like delicious BobaFettuccine: Time flies like an arrow. Space flies like an arrow. riobranden: time is the same thing as space kamakazisj: That's a waste of time! riobranden: And space flows in circles, dickwad riobranden: Hot fuzz kind of blew narcissus: HOT FUZZ WAS AWESOME! riobranden: New York City? Get a rope! BobaFettuccine: Flow, flow, flow, aetheratic juice, flow-flow into the big Black Hole, O, won't you flow, flow, flow kamakazisj: Space can't flow. It has nowhere to flow to. riobranden: THE SPACE MUST FLOW kamakazisj: WE'RE OUT OF SPICE! QUICKLY, TO ARAKIS! BobaFettuccine: Well, the Second Foundation was "run" by the First Speaker, so, in that nifty use of double-quotes, I believe I have recovered from the disgrace of forgetting something that I read in a book. riobranden: I thought the Foundations were run by Mayors BobaFettuccine: You know... Leo Tolstoy's alternate brother... horrible at spelling, inventer of the Kalashnikov, author of "It's time for tea: why I haven't gotten my tea yet," first President of the Foundation... you know, all-around-hoopy frood. riobranden: "Loe"? BobaFettuccine: Loe Tolstoy with the web slinger in the Arc Welder? narcissus: Spider-Man 3 at the ArcLight? Frederf220: Tell the Haufbrau light on the nazi gravy kamakazisj: nobody can resist SauerHitler. narf: he loves the sauce kamakazisj: they pickled the fuhrer! BobaFettuccine: Is there lots of sauerkraut? *drool* riobranden: Germany tastes lovely this time of year narcissus: BREADnarb kamakazisj: ...wait a minute...there's no peas in january! riobranden: Peas and sandwiches do not mix mr. frederf Frederf220: Nothing spells peace like many tiny neighboring factions. kamakazisj: To the contrary! We must Balkanize our condiments to avoid conflict! riobranden: you don't understand sandwich politics BobaFettuccine: ~inthewhat kamakazisj: in the butt riobranden: what riobranden: what Frederf220: ~riobranden narf: DAMN narf: ~narf riobranden: ~kamakazisj kamakazisj: ~legolas07 legolas07: ~frederf narf: I drove past San Mateo THIS MORNING riobranden: I was in San Mateo FOUR DAYS AGO! narcissus: I am in San Mateo RIGHT NOW! kamakazisj: Have the hills eyes? riobranden: the eyes have hills narf: the hills have eyes ... three McSneer: The hills are alive with the sound of freakin MUSIC, dawg! Frederf220: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read." narf: hello from mona! Frederf220: Yes, but it had a zero duration. kamakazisj: did you get up and walk somewhere else? Then yes. riobranden: I think I just transcended space and time, but I'm not sure kamakazisj: The Avalon is ALSO cursed. McSneer: Hello from Avalon! kamakazisj: the frogurt is also cursed Frederf220: That's good right? riobranden: also you have dysentary BobaFettuccine: One was a Mail. Oxen. riobranden: two of your oxen drowned while trying to ford the river kamakazisj: keeps Steve Jobs away Frederf220: An Apple a day... McSneer: Matt needs an AppleTV. riobranden: rebox the box narcissus: Matt is ruled by unbox! riobranden: more like sturgeon amirite narcissus: Did anyone tell you that Harley is ruled by money? riobranden: more like sturgeon amirite Frederf220: That's all the surgens will let me be. riobranden: I'm just a girl in the world McSneer: No loops, baby. kamakazisj: *flips rio off with his missing finger* riobranden: I am missing a finger. Have you seen it? kamakazisj: coulda fooled me riobranden: :( I try kamakazisj: ...no, no, we really don't katboo2005: we try dont we riobranden: They dook our durrrrrr BobaFettuccine: Ensign, turn up the DST! I can't make out what's in those medium mounts from here. riobranden: I'd be cool with that so long as the Niektatorship stopped moving DST around Fishy: We must petition congress to form a Niektatorship before one must be implemented by force. riobranden: We should petition congress to form a parliament Frederf220: We must petition congress to outlaw movie reviews. riobranden: No...? I liked that movie. A lot. BobaFettuccine: "Our [hatred of this movie] will block out the sun!" "Then we shall [write reviews] in the shade." kamakazisj: Have I told you how much I hate that movie yet? riobranden: Tonight we dine in Sbarro! kamakazisj: Whose idea was it to put him in suspenders? riobranden: you see, words are like bullets areaman: hey! same car! areaman: Matthew is fabulous riobranden: One. One day I vas seeck! riobranden: Just like when you count the days when you are actually sick! Frederf220: Sick days don't accumulate, they expire. riobranden: Actually, I'm saving it in a jar kamakazisj: You fool! You're wasting it! riobranden: little do they know I ran out of man-juice last night BobaFettuccine: "Remember, boys! STAY AWAY from women! All they want from you is your man-juice!" riobranden: boys just want to have fun Frederf220: Is for horses and others that can't spell. lilbrunette92: so.... lilbrunette92: hey riobranden: Wow BobaFettuccine: The flavoring for the bland! riobranden: Flavor flav! Frederf220: IAMBATMAN riobranden: I love new york! narcissus: I AM IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW! riobranden: I get gout and goiter confused. kamakazisj: *monacle falls into soup* BobaFettuccine: Don't you mean "gout" ? kamakazisj: the gentleman's disease riobranden: You're about this close from dying of dysentary. kamakazisj: riobranden has been bitten by a snake! riobranden: What is that status of our strategic curry reserves? BobaFettuccine: Day 500. WolfNN has returned from Outside. I am adding to our manifest-o 165 pounds of human meat-o, two shoes-o, one pair of pants-o, one shirt-o, one digital watch-o, and one baseball cap-o. WolfNN: Hello! ) BobaFettuccine: Day 495. Our supplies are limited. I have announced to the crew that we only have the following items left: 1. five pounds of sugar-o. 2. three pounds of flour-o. 3. nine ounces of soy sauce-o. riobranden: I need a manifesto, quick! riobranden: He's a witch! Burn him! kamakazisj: how dare you invoke the gregorian calendar BobaFettuccine: This is chatter line #7504, in 7503 lines, the world will start counting back up. kamakazisj: This is not riobranden: This is chatter line #7506 kamakazisj: Mine too. I join the conversation now and again. riobranden: There are voices in my head riobranden: I mean Los Alamos national research laboratory facilitie exposition riobranden: I mean Los Altos riobranden: you idiot, he's talking about Louisiana BobaFettuccine: LA... ah, the fabled "Leg of Antonio" narcissus: yawn...about to come back to LA kamakazisj: I already use it riobranden: they've got a cream for that kamakazisj: burn riobranden: I AM IN YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW BobaFettuccine: I AM IN OTTAWA RIGHT NOW! narcissus: I AM IN INDIANAPOLIS RIGHT NOW! narcissus: I AM IN DETROIT RIGHT NOW! Frederf220: Up-a yours! kamakazisj: It'sa me, Mario! riobranden: A jukebox hero Frederf220: A guitar hero? McSneer: I feel like being a hero BobaFettuccine: "...it's blocking my view!" riobranden: Get your mind out of the gutter! kamakazisj: You're getting lethal confused with meatful riobranden: Are you hitting on me? kamakazisj: Can I take lethal injection? riobranden: If any of you motherfuckers move, I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you riobranden: Be cool everybody, this is a robbery BobaFettuccine: Are they standing in cyllinders? riobranden: I guess the trains down in Africa kamakazisj: but I did not kill the ffa. riobranden: I killed the chat riobranden: htttttttttppppppp:??////// //// narcissus: http://video.google.com/vi deoplay?docid=663717097804 6552794&q=ces riobranden: i thought you were vegetarian and now you want meet for lunch!? narcissus: so, who wants to meet for lunch in pismo beach? mido6630mido: 0105511010 Spoonmaster: bitch i'm trill, bitch i'mso trill riobranden: That's because you're still in the nest Frederf220: I am more of a regurgitation man myself. kamakazisj: Riobranden says we are all glad that we are reiteration men! riobranden: And we are all glad riobranden: We are all Reiteration Man BobaFettuccine: Yes! I am glad that I, Reiteration Man, have arrived! kamakazisj: Thank God you're here, Reiteration Man! Frederf220: THE RAYS! IT'S FEEDING ON THEM! riobranden: What? kamakazisj: IT'S FEEDING ON THE RAYS! riobranden: yes BobaFettuccine: The thing that kept on getting bigger and bigger because you kept on feeding it yeast? riobranden: It reminds me of that big thing in Half Life 2 Frederf220: The active hardware was smaller, but focus groups tested that people were unwilling to pay for anything smaller than the current model. riobranden: Did anyone else realize how big the PS3 is? McSneer: It's a state of mind. riobranden: Wii isn't a place BobaFettuccine: The fourth of the Wii that I can call mine says hi, also. kamakazisj: Hello Harley's wii. Nice to see you. McSneer: Hello from my Wii! kamakazisj: "What impresses me about Catholic mythology is partly its tasteless kitsch but mostly the airy nonchalance with which these people make up the details as they go along." McSneer: YAHWEH BEN YAHWEH IS HERE TO CAUSE THEM THAT ARE BOUND TO STAND PERPENDICULAR ON THE SQUARE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BobaFettuccine: May I leave a recursive message that sounds like, "May I leave a recursive message that sounds like.... riobranden: I'll have to leave some more McSneer: Okay... the cat just erased all my answering machine messages. BobaFettuccine: I don't care if Monday's black. Frederf220: Sunday, bloody sunday riobranden: you're not going to believe this, but i've been experiencing the same day again and again McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" kamakazisj: I think I'm experiencing some kind of deja vu... McSneer: It's like we're reading the same things over and over again. kamakazisj: ferrets can't help it, they just smell bad narf: stupid ferret, stop that riobranden: what kamakazisj: but I don't need any riobranden: Again, cough syrup BobaFettuccine: Are these my feet? Frederf220: Huh? BobaFettuccine: where'd all the chatter go? riobranden: I've been there once Frederf220: You obviously don't shampoo. Chambrain, shampoo for your hair and your brain. riobranden: You obviously need to drink more cough syrup kamakazisj: nonsense, cough syrup can't talk! riobranden: That's the cough syrup talking Frederf220: Magic and mystery, young man. stephentrvs: whats this McSneer: Eh. I prefer the taste of Benadryl anyway. kamakazisj: I'm almost out of nyquil o: Frederf220: *cough* riobranden: Stop drinking all my cough syrup BobaFettuccine: Clearly, we must strive to give it life, as per the plot of strange webcomic Geek Tragedy. riobranden: How can we kill that which has no life? Frederf220: And you lost riobranden: All I did today was play video games Fishy: That would have been the pitts. riobranden: At least your weren't in Pittsburgh Fishy: I was actually wishing that Delta hadn't left me stranded midroute from ROC to SEA. riobranden: I bet you wish you were in Cleveland Fishy: Hello from Cincinnati, Ohio! riobranden: mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes Frederf220: O BobaFettuccine: No, I missed out on too many advertised events and offers, so I'm asquare. Cooky: OI ANYONE AROUND???? Cooky: eh??? what all this about, i got it up as a googlewhack riobranden: !pod Frederf220: !list riobranden: no don't reveal our deep dark secrets! McSneer: Don't listen to him! We've got more warez than you can handle! The password is riobranden: WHAT NO WAREZ HERE MISTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER radioactivevoice: hi remzroller: fettuccine good? Never bothered trying it BobaFettuccine: Reruns give us the opportunity to relive the best (and worst) moments of our favorite (and least favorite) of television shows and chatterbox discussions. remzroller: lol your site got posted on a warez board, expect many people asking for password >D riobranden: can I just sleep near him? kamakazisj: you mean...sleep with the fishy? Fishy: sleep with one of the admins. pradhishkumar: hey how to download from this site riobranden: I bet I know who ssjacky is kamakazisj: OMGHI2U ssjacky: hi riobranden: I thought he'd be longer in person Frederf220: The king is dead! Short lived was the king! Fishy: Never! Freedom! riobranden: Join me on the computer screen BobaFettuccine: Stflphwqzynounxhrmore! kamakazisj: MORE! riobranden: Spore! riobranden: Store! riobranden: Score! BobaFettuccine: No, but you can have kamakazij's SHIII mods. riobranden: Then can I have your car? kamakazisj: no way man, those are mine. You can't have them McSneer: Can I have some SHIII mods? riobranden: every time i click quickjoin i go to squick stop it riobranden: hi mods plz kickban me from squick i am tired of joining BobaFettuccine: Remember when the crazy people came and asked for the Call of Duty pictures? Frederf220: If you want the SHIII mods that are hosted just ask. riobranden: yeah the elipses helped there dude Mysak: /www.squick.org/~frederf/l isted/te...res-texpack.exe Mysak: download Interior Textures Mysak: /~frederf/listed/temp/SHII Ia/shiii-hires-texpack.exe Mysak: Interior Textures flion: hi BobaFettuccine: I ordered a poster sent by flying buttock, and they snapped it in half! I was displeased. riobranden: Spam: "We know it'll be sent flying buttock" riobranden: *rearranges furniture* fredheller: bolgos riobranden: Hey jealousy Frederf220: Snorlax, the fateful first product that tried to combine the effects of a laxitive with a sleep aid. BobaFettuccine: most boring laxative since the last time someone made this joke kamakazisj: Snorlax? riobranden: Wasn't there one called Anthrax? kamakazisj: BULBASAUR squicky: hi this is squicky BobaFettuccine: That lame remark was quickly erased from the text field. Fishy: I'm environmentally conscientious. I only buy cans of tuna-free dolphin. riobranden: It's just like being a dolphin Fishy: In C++, only friends can touch your privates. kamakazisj: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. riobranden: You can eat if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. But if you don't eat and if they don't eat then they're no friends of mine. riobranden: Stop what? I never started. BobaFettuccine: Now that we're all here, we can finally stop. kamakazisj: Hi ethan! BobaFettuccine: What if I did? riobranden: Fine, I didn't want to talk to you guys anyways riobranden: I meant lobsters kamakazisj: crabrabrarbaioahfs Frederf220: Crabs have carbs riobranden: Those are crabs Fishy: I hear there are a lot of herpies in lonelyville. BobaFettuccine: Then you should say, "Hello from Lonelyville! Population, Branden." riobranden: Where did everyone go? I'm so LLLLLOOOOONELY riobranden: whoareyou? Potsdam: hallo everybody! riobranden: Hello from Seoul kamakazisj: BobaFettuccine: Earth to Nakom Si Thamma Rat, come in Nakom Si Thamma Rat. Fishy: Greetings from Nakom Si Thamma Rat kamakazisj: Just fine, just fine. BobaFettuccine: Hello, Campbell, how are you doing? kamakazisj: Greetings from Campbell! riobranden: Greetings from Krabi kamakazisj: battlemallet! Frotter: warhammer riobranden: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay in Rochester Frederf220: Make sure and turn out the light. Fishy: My last hour and forty minutes in Rochester. riobranden: carnation Fishy: purr-nation. riobranden: Frolf teaches golfing! McSneer: No! Frolf! jassen: Flurple? riobranden: still hooked on cellophane riobranden: asd gorilazzz: w riobranden: Andrew? Anonyme: the most important of all, the Crazy Ass Message Board. I salute Squick.org for its lasting endurance; may it be a role model to us all. Anonyme: The quality and services on the internet have really declined since Ibutsu.com's closure. And that closure was only a forewarning of what was to befall bf.simplenet.com, mtbahnet, animov, w2.4mg.org, w2news, waterlogged, wastingpaper, lazy eye news and, Frederf220: 1:1 kamakazisj: my vision is 20:20!!! BobaFettuccine: OH, geeze - 6:40 already! riobranden: Now it's 5:22pm. What's the world coming to!? riobranden: That's 1:14 in the afternoon Fishy: purr purr kamakazisj: go to bed McSneer: 1:14? camel: pass riobranden: Close! Keep trying BobaFettuccine: 6:18? kamakazisj: 4:08? riobranden: Guess what time it is BobaFettuccine: As they say, "an eye for a je." Frederf220: Which explains why I have not stabbed Spanish in the eye. riobranden: The thing with languages is that they do not have a corporeal form. BobaFettuccine: Your drink's looking a little warm... why don' you break a chunk off of your continent and put it in? riobranden: Icelandic, duh Frederf220: definately not sweedish kamakazisj: sweeeedish riobranden: Et tu, Björk! BobaFettuccine: En taro Björk! riobranden: For Aiur! TheSeekerOfTru7h: For fake? quiznomom: for real riobranden: you quiero assault cannon TheSeekerOfTru7h: *breaks out the assault cannon* kamakazisj: dun dun dun BobaFettuccine: They're BACK! orch16: who is the user and password for download http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .cue ? orch16: cual es el usiario y el password ??? orch16: Quiero descargar http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .cue como hago eso? riobranden: alt.scientology.larping ? kamakazisj: a/s/l? timid: rge timid: nbveh1 kamakazisj: we're givin' in two thousand men riobranden: this is a silly place narcissus: got milk? narf: The internet had it's tubes tied. riobranden: mousetache BobaFettuccine: bon - (comme un chat qui veut ton moustache)) - jour kaganoid: hi Frederf220: Double dumbass to you too riobranden: you don't even work here anymore narcissus: gracie is pregnant riobranden: And velvet pants kamakazisj: They seemed to be wearing magnetic boots riobranden: It was a mining incident! narcissus: kronos sucks Frederf220: home of the goodburger, mind you riobranden: Welcome to good burger can I take your order kamakazisj: I went to the store to get more...FIRE...to start the war riobranden: Yes sir, I can boogie riobranden: BIG BROTHER DOESN'T CARE kamakazisj: paradox84 paradox84: hay riobranden: This is my BOOMSTICK! kamakazisj: Ash! You're shaking! narf: narf riobranden: never win McSneer: Your joke is excellent and, in almost all instances, farcical, while still using effective jocular devices to enhance the humor. riobranden: Oh good lord wtf are you a pokemon? tast: tast riobranden: not since the enclosure act kamakazisj: thank god, it's now safe to go over to bristol commons narcissus: i am IN new york RIGHT NOW Frederf220: War Emergency Powers riobranden: Not our precious wep key! narf: NOW EVERYONE HAS OUR WEP KEY!!! giultri: how i get warhammer 40000 ? riobranden: In recent years, however, animal rights groups, such as PETA, have objected to the activity, claiming that "flinging an octopus is no more acceptable than hurling kittens and puppies." praetore: rome total war siero: how i get warhammer 40000 dawn of war ?? riobranden: Yes yes, she knows its a multipass riobranden: do you have the gold key? faraj: faraj absba: absba sdarsh: I need password for swat 4 sdarsh: Swat riobranden: Not in octal BobaFettuccine: what a horrible aspect ratio Frederf220: Wow that's 2:1 riobranden: I think you mean 10:05 Frederf220: Not even on 6/7/06 kamakazisj: hey, it's not every day you can celebrate the square of 26. riobranden: 676 day Frederf220: Last day of finals? Last day of June? kamakazisj: hump day? riobranden: Guess what tomorrow is Frederf220: A day that will live in stupidity. riobranden: LOLOLOLOL TODAY IS 662006 riobranden: stick a wench in me, and we've got problems kamakazisj: stick a wrench in me, I'm done narcissus: a wench! riobranden: with a wrench? Frederf220: Who who who who, who let the dogs of war slip? kamakazisj: *slip Fishy: Cry havok, and let lose the dogs of war! narf: poor in taste riobranden: Someone who is now very poor BobaFettuccine: Dishonestly, I have no fracking clue. kamakazisj: Who just bought the entire Star Trek Movie Collection? amirmne: habiba riobranden: !!! BobaFettuccine: ... narf: < . Frederf220: >.> riobranden: durka durka durka Fishy: ghurka, ghurka, ghurka. riobranden: damn terroirists narf: yeah, probably the terraists. kamakazisj: terrorists riobranden: why was I logged out narf: there is a filter already, actually. it filters the word max. narcissus: can you create a filter plz kthx! narf: he was talking about sanchez kamakazisj: I have been known to riobranden: matt laughs at garfield riobranden: poot McSneer: wii.nintendo.com micool: www.revolution.one.pl BobaFettuccine: But ballotmatically... man! riobranden: That conceptually makes no sense Velichii: valentin kamakazisj: the cruise missile knows where it IS by knowing where it ISN'T riobranden: you mean tomahawk? like a missile? BobaFettuccine: I want my tokamak tokamak tokamak Evgen777: timakot narcissus: i shall be in nyc on june 17 at 7am w/ no work commitments until the next morning! riobranden: bahleted! narcissus: can you please delete these other users kthx Frederf220: 15 Down is "Across" kamakazisj: you're not going to see radiohead!? riobranden: More like a vantage Frederf220: Another triumph. kamakazisj: BRILLIANT riobranden: wii Frederf220: oui riobranden: ewwwwwwww omarsool2: weeeeee Frederf220: But do make the heart grow fonder. riobranden: Absesses are annoying BobaFettuccine: too bad it was ABSENT! riobranden: what a glorious present indeed narcissus: Harley is ditching me for his birthday riobranden: man BobaFettuccine: recycle it, man, it's, like, the waaaaaaaaaaay of the future, man narcissus: Is there a way to throw away an entire Santa Cruz? riobranden: kaboomerz! MARCONI255: radival camg2002: selekt kamakazisj: now that's a legal precedent I can support riobranden: rape is just surprise sex narf: also, squick looks ugly in any browser riobranden: No, Netscape sucks! narf: NO DOWNLOAD. balim: How download http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War%20Barbarians/rld-rtwz .bin ? balim: Barbarian Invasion balim: Ma250162 kamakazisj: ugh, firefox sucks. Also, it ruins squick. Frederf220: File not even found, sucka. riobranden: 400 bad request basheergugloo: http://www.squick.org/~fre derf/listed/Rome%20Total%2 0War/ccd-rtwb.cue riobranden: Which one is that deli? kamakazisj: I'm up to date. Also added Panda Express and Schlotzky's Deli riobranden: Ok I did McSneer: I call upon you all to please update your Food Prefs! Frederf220: The blue I have, funny story. BobaFettuccine: Geepers, I've never shat violet. narf: the calendar now is a confusing rainbow of shit narf: not so much an update as a rollback riobranden: oh my god squick updated riobranden: http://carpfight.com narf: http://crapfight.com Frederf220: http://aimfight.com/ riobranden: Look Who's Talking Too! riobranden: Look Who's Talking! BobaFettuccine: unconscious as we cross the international dateline riobranden: swallow all our bad advice kamakazisj: schooooool's out for summah BobaFettuccine: TEACHERS KEEP ON TEACHIN' kamakazisj: GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW McSneer: Let's make a lot of noise! TheSeekerOfTru7h: Disembarké? riobranden: Disenchanté. BobaFettuccine: Enchanté. kamakazisj: omg hai riobranden: how r u? kayla: hey every1 riobranden: more like a fly cake BobaFettuccine: Hm. I'm looking for a bundt cake... kamakazisj: No, this is the Center for Annoying New Members. The SCGP is down the hall. riobranden: Squick Center for Guessing Passwords Frederf220: more like the password is something Spoonmaster: somehing is the password kamakazisj: SOMETHING!! BobaFettuccine: No. riobranden: someone say something riobranden: it tastes good in hawaii for some reason BobaFettuccine: refined meat product Spoonmaster: if you concider tons of emails from hot ladies spam then i agree narf: squickmail is well known for it's high spam volume Spoonmaster: My email! How am I ever to find out how to enlarge my penis?! aliceinwonderland: Branden is silly BobaFettuccine: no public downloads, though... narf: PRIVATE UPLOAD! hahaha Fishy: It the end of days! Bahnet has fallen. riobranden: this entry is invisible and you can't see it riobranden: camoulflage narf: I KNOW BobaFettuccine: Those trees... with their shady branches... riobranden: WHOA ITS SHADING IN TODAY Shilohseye: Walkingonwater narf: everyone here at work likes the buddhism thing riobranden: Fruedian Click: when you click on something by accident but really on purpose riobranden: more like starfuckers incorporated riobranden: more like pass woe narf: fucking starbuilder BobaFettuccine: Wo! McSneer: passwo Frederf220: Warmer riobranden: ok, nice try, but that's not the password. You're close, though. Keep trying! wwpirateww: rageegar narf: You could become my friend. Ohhhh, waaaaait, you said *less* distasteful. Frederf220: Surely there's a less distasteful way McSneer: Incidently, those also double as instructions on how NOT to gain knowledge of the username and password. narf: Become Brian's friend RedBeard: so what can one do to gain knowledge of the pw and username? riobranden: alright alright I'll tell you the password McSneer: The password is the fourteenth word of the twenty first line on page 327 of Bill O'Reilly's Those Who Tresspass, hardcover edition. narf: Directions are over on the left side of the page. narf: the filter button only removes narcissus narcissus: how do I filter all of them out? Can we have a filter button? riobranden: try logging in again deitch: it told me logging in would help get me funky, but i dont feel any funkier riobranden: that would ruin my autistic vision! narf: I need to gussy up the 'ol squick. riobranden: If your disease does not look gross, I don't care about it. Fishy: Why raise awareness? Let's just start amputating instead. Frederf220: Balloon Hands Syndrome. 250,000 people suffer from BHS in the US alone. Let's raise awareness. edidako: hi slimgator: what up kamakazisj: My hands felt just like two balloons BobaFettuccine: Am I making any sense at all? BobaFettuccine: Hey, hey, hey. riobranden: just nod if you can hear me riobranden: hello is there anybody out there btt3: hello is anybody home riobranden: you mean "had" Frederf220: I've Found Her has an addon btw. McSneer: Remember not to activate the field until all the mines are in place! riobranden: Back to mine. BobaFettuccine: Zipperoak. Backwards. Frederf220: Buttonwillow. Upside-down. kamakazisj: where's my car? blackprofits: dude blackprofits: hello fatty092: sup narf: baadfadfsdc tantalici: crap riobranden: Nobody else can make it through Frederf220: Give that man an exploding cigar syahrzll88: go to hell jimmyws: yo! choy22: hey wats da user name and password for donwloading files Frederf220: The Ether riobranden: you do not understand the essence of the chatterbox regis: invisibol BobaFettuccine: is for "no downolads for you!" mercator: d riobranden: You people suck Bartek: Hi all !!! elymanie: hi al uhavapina: sup kamakazisj: That's speshul too. Dizinhu: where I can see the kitties here? Dizinhu: where I see the kitties? kamakazisj: wow. that's speshul givemecyber: 2 bad i am getting fucked right now by my boyfiend and it feels good in a min i will give him head and his large dick will get even larger givemecyber: sum guy who wants cyber se# press 333 nasir91: WHAT IS THE PASS? riobranden: I own you Rune: UnDeAd kamakazisj: dear lawd BobaFettuccine: booga shooka ooga Cyclone: omfg hi riobranden: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF narf: MAAAAAAAAAC BOOOOOOOOOK tuko: okut riobranden: Give me all your money rattie: anyone knows how toget password here? rattie: hi Frederf220: Waffle! riobranden: QUEEN NEFERTIRI kamakazisj: KING TUT BobaFettuccine: t kamakazisj: u bboy2005: t riobranden: heck yes goblin: hell yeah riobranden: THATS WHAT SHE SAID ShibariBound: hangin naked from a windmill Frederf220: Ikrane, Unkrane we all Krane for Ikrane riobranden: SR71 Frederf220: I've told Sanchez to shut up, now I'm telling U2. kamakazisj: And I stiiiiillll haven't fooooound what I'm looking fooooor BobaFettuccine: You'll always find what you're looking for? riobranden: posting on squick for attention is like looking for a fire extenguisher at a truck stop grace: :o :o :o FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TALK TO ME McSneer: Ew, don't talk to it riobranden: hello wizard777: hi narf: hey, that's wierd BobaFettuccine: I bet the folk at Squik have various passwords... >:-D riobranden: Holy shit: http://squik.org/ Frederf220: Dibs on leftovers. riobranden: Not since last night McSneer: Branden! There are children present! riobranden: are you motherfuckers bots or something? go shove cacti up your ass marcinozlyy: hi papi: 1954 degenerus: ach jo tueu: as riobranden: KIDRIK LAUGHS AT GARFIELD BobaFettuccine: you're not allowed to download those items." BobaFettuccine: password BobaFettuccine: have the BobaFettuccine: "If you don't Kidrik: 4? Kidrik: for swat Kidrik: password Kidrik: frederf..... ican ask Kidrik: yuyy riobranden: you will all roo the day riobranden: MvWHILE EXPR="{matt EQ 'happy'}" MvASSIGN NAME="poke" VALUE="{poke + 1}" /MvWHILE riobranden: narf: @employees do |employee| kamakazisj: disp('Shut up with your silly programming talk.'); Frederf220: Do:While(True); BobaFettuccine: glasses_ive_broken++; McSneer: I don't care what you say, Shattered Glass was a good movie. riobranden: pains... of GLASS!! haha i got nothing Frederf220: The path to learning is paved in pain. riobranden: ONLY BECAUSE YOU KEEP REMINDING ME BobaFettuccine: Man, do you remember when GranTiempo came along and said, "hello people" ? riobranden: And the lesser-known 7-11 of Youth riobranden: Next to the Fountain of Youth BobaFettuccine: They're in the Springtime of Youth kamakazisj: I thought you RMA'd those, ethan riobranden: The game is afoot BobaFettuccine: I'd rather have spikes shoot out of my headphones into my ears. narf: I'm thinking that the 'wrong password' screen needs to be goatse or natasha or something. McSneer: We're gettin' the band back together. riobranden: The curb will rue the day it crossed me! kamakazisj: curb versus branden...THE CURB WINS Frederf220: I have six words for you. riobranden: who ees thees brandeen? SluttyHo: can i have a hint? NWP: I'm looking for a Branden Federick... riobranden: you're probably right, I can't be bothered to check Fishy: Isn't sleepwalking eliminated by virtue of being a 12 letter word? And is the answer walkdozing? riobranden: The new password is a 10-letter word for "somnambulistic", but its not "sleepwalking" BobaFettuccine: Words like "password wanter" and "Stop Having Capital Letters." kamakazisj: HI I'M NOT MKUMKU: Hi! I'm new in this site Frederf220: There are words for people like you. McSneer: I don't understand it. I put in the password but it just keeps redirecting me back here! dicky420: sysco riobranden: Do you feel like I feel you feel? ENIGMA1972: A normal person would feel repairman69: ok riobranden: More like a white hole narcissus: HONK!!!! BobaFettuccine: Watch out for whitespace! riobranden: When the day is new again narcissus: http://www.mtbahnet.com/~n arcissus/0601j/ Fishy: Hello to Tokyo! kamakazisj: How rude! I hope somebody stabs you in the eye. narcissus: I am in Tokyo RIGHT NOW riobranden: Sysco. McSneer: The password is Sisko. Fishy: The password is all of Exodus 20:15 (KJV of the bible) McSneer: The new password is actually hidden on the front page, lightly scrambled. Fishy: Narf should put blink tags around the new front page msg. Frederf220: A normal person would feel sorry. Im just amused. BobaFettuccine: I otter put a hole in you. riobranden: Hey guys, I found the password. It's in my pants. narf: no chouk2: how can we download without user name and passeword chouk2: hello zapata: whats the user name and pass for downloads? Fishy: How does that differ from what we've been doing? riobranden: We should all type stupid shit into random forms we find on the internet now! narf: Cisco? GranTiempo: hello people McSneer: You are the Sisko. red22kce: qqqq BobaFettuccine: 4654you654know,987321this6 54987is5648getting36549to6 3546be01quite567987hillari ous uyt: 261280 riobranden: I want to smear myself with feces. Frederf220: Once again guys.. yeah, heheh, my sincerest appologies. kamakazisj: OMFG alphabot: what's up all riobranden: Here can't be gays. pellos: guys how does this site works? McSneer: Ah, MiLK day... the whitest of all holidays. warzywko005: swat Fishy: need user/pass for my heart. BobaFettuccine: We should instill some F.E.A.R. in them. pootank: pppplllllssss pootank: RTW too uno: 256985 egi0329: need pass for rome total war narf: i'm secretly minnesotan riobranden: Nobody understands me. I'm all alone. krazypurplebird: hello blackonja: ja GIORA: i need swat 4 GIORA: hey wolverine2k: uname pwd for rome total war link? wolverine2k: hi all JDDAQ: TUAREG riobranden: Go back to fisting yourself tamali: hi tamali: rome total war tamali: rome total war riobranden: we prefer to call them privateers Frederf220: Yarr... maybe. narf: sweet jesus, was this pirate central? riobranden: HorsehairChestnut2.7 BobaFettuccine: Birch12.3 monaibrahim: Maple9.5 narf: hi ford98: hi hiphoper12: hi BobaFettuccine: I'll hit you up with a Jury Service so fast... riobranden: I will find you all and kill you. Almo: hi Almo: Hi slimo: 123456 GutenTag: isso tudo eh soh maquina neh... GutenTag: alguem aih fala portugues? Frederf220: Oh yeah.. I mean *SLAP* McSneer: Hey guys, the new secret download site is so cool! riobranden: there is poop in your mouth narf: try download.com donconny: hey guys how to find any download Frederf220: R:TW and SWAT4 were never intended for public download, but private sharing for friends. The bandwidth required to continue allowing open acess is beyond us. Thanks; not-the-management riobranden: I think its time to sing a song of sixpence. narf: NO. IT IS REMOVED. fran: can anyone tell me the pass for RTW: Barbatian? pls thnx willys: PLEASE TELL ME THE PASSWORD SWAT 4 narf: you're out of vodka, branden. Fishy: purr! riobranden: who finished my wine? memo1455: 6 memo1455: 29 memo1455: pw memo1455: Slow down, cowboy! memo1455: 1 riobranden: PLEASE TELL ME THE PASSWORD GUYS Frederf220: Yeah... sorry about that. narf: That's it, whitelisting is on. BobaFettuccine: Like fire from sky! kamakazisj: hahahaha ooohhhh man BobaFettuccine: "Change your passwords as often as you change your underwear." narf: Now I'll have to change it! McSneer: Swat 4 password is Klondike narf: No passwords given out in chatter! narcissus: thanks, Russia narf: ferret will now be rebooted if the webserver stops responding. narf: it always responds to ping. just sometimes nothing else. riobranden: I love it when it doesn't respond to ping narf: i hope ferret stops doing that kamakazisj: bah mclaren: hi kamakazisj: so wtf happened to squick anyway? narf: whoops kamakazisj: You know what you guys do? You take ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS and INSULT. riobranden: KEEP QUIET YOU GUYS riobranden: slap that ass black riobranden: slap that ass back kay: right back kay: hey riobranden: Does it come in a kit of some fashion? BobaFettuccine: Do the urban sprawl - get blown off your feet Frederf220: Hehe, how urban. riobranden: Dysentary is the one where you kill a bunch of people then the police shoot you, right? McSneer: Here lies Branden. Died of severe dysentery whilst attempting to ford the Brandywine River. narf: I think you mean mouldy BobaFettuccine: Pepperoni would get moldy after a while Frederf220: Someone elses name. kamakazisj: What do you want on YOUR tombstone? riobranden: Greetings from the internet! narf: Greetings from San Marcos, California! kamakazisj: Greetings from Campbell, California Fishy: Greetings from Haurez, Peru narf: the quoting is fixed, you whiners narf: 'this is a test' riobranden: Also, evil is bioaccumulative Frederf220: It is just high in evil. kamakazisj: Evil is actually very low in saturated fat. riobranden: Not if you're having EVIL for breakfast BobaFettuccine: I must have breakfast, first riobranden: I must destroy the evil monster kamakazisj: I must return to degobah! YoDoc: greetings, earthlings - I come in peace BobaFettuccine: Congratulations, you earned a response. riobranden: I shall begin my papsmear campaign riobranden: This conversation has no satistraction. BobaFettuccine: he's the bandit of the riobranden: ````````````''''''' ' narf: stop that BobaFettuccine: You're so totally wrong, as in, 'You're wrong, riobrand'' '''''' riobranden: you have to use the escape key on your keyboard to get around it '''''''' kamakazisj: yes, it is a problem throughout squick Frederf220: Does anyone notice that using an apostrophe makes your chatter line not take? narf: mysql was like ... decided to stop itself riobranden: Squick is gone again! ... in my pants kamakazisj: Always, and never. riobranden: when was squick gone? Frederf220: I actually tried to use squick and it didnt work I was like woah kamakazisj: SQUICK IS T3H BACK. Now to get my squick fix. Frederf220: I put on my kernal and red hat? McSneer: I only use Red Hat Linux now. riobranden: or his brother Will, the date-swapping farmer Frederf220: Take that, Bill the day-tradin farmer kamakazisj: that is unpossible McSneer: WHOOO!!! DSL IN SUNNYVALE!!! BobaFettuccine: All numbers greater than zero are positive. Hit yourself on the head. Frederf220: All even numbers are the sum of two prime numbers. Prove in general. riobranden: me four curlysue: uh, me too! BobaFettuccine: I have no fidelity. kamakazisj: I am an unfidel! Frederf220: What do the fidels get? riobranden: what on earth, death to the infidels! KANDACE: yes me huh KANDACE: what u said huh KANDACE: HI riobranden: RAW like my images BobaFettuccine: Only if you want your bacon raw. Frederf220: Can I get it with bacon? riobranden: It sucks they took it off the menu. BobaFettuccine: Then I'll use a blow torch on them and get "Lips Brulé" Frederf220: Could you just sprinkle some of that powder on my lips? narcissus: check your email riobranden: I need some royal jelly. riobranden: God save, the queen. Frederf220: God, shave the queen. kamakazisj: Squick is broken. riobranden: SQUICK KITTIES IS BROKEN!!!!!!!?!!!! Frederf220: "Shooting the moon" riobranden: You have just had an accident. You have zero points remaining on your license. narf: You have 1 point remaining Frederf220: Points for everyone. Some negative of course. BobaFettuccine: allow me to point out that I have a point ericathegreat: can i talk lik tthis ericathegreat: kitty riobranden: Lucy Liu in the sky with Neil Diamond Frederf220: Rasberry fields for eternity. BobaFettuccine: I'm in the raspberry field. Frederf220: Which is why I am not in that field BobaFettuccine: You just don't know IT. kamakazisj: I like it. riobranden: I have devised a program so that every time anyone loads a MtBahnet page, it sends rob an email Frederf220: Tickle me Olmos. riobranden: Or Edward James Olmos. kamakazisj: Or Micahel Parks :( riobranden: NEVER FORGET RENALDO TORRES Frederf220: But no OJ. BobaFettuccine: so much j Frederf220: 16 jens, 10 jennies dufas. Makes 26. Which is all but the one jennifer. riobranden: 15 jens and jennies disapproved of that comment Frederf220: Id mwuch wrather be a triger riobranden: What's so great about being a people? Frederf220: Pigs are smarter but their feet cannot reach the pedals. kamakazisj: The bears are the largest and most intelligent of the women folk! Fishy: Indeed. It would have made the whole country a furry convention. riobranden: At least there were no bear women. BobaFettuccine: Cheap pretty. Warm women. Beaches beer. Frederf220: Pretty warm beach women beer. riobranden: Pretty beer, warm women, cheap beaches? kamakazisj: *BEER kamakazisj: Pretty beaches, warm bear, cheap women? Fishy: Warm beaches. Pretty women. Cheap beer. riobranden: What's in costa rica? narf: welcome back! did you stop in new orleans on your way back? Fishy: Back in Rochester now :( BobaFettuccine: your l-s are very l-oquent tanya: hello narf: it was indeed posted from costa rica riobranden: I hope you're kidding Fishy: Hello from Costa Rica. riobranden: you can if you know the secret character's McSneer: Ferrets are like furry snakes. BobaFettuccine: eek! I cant use apostrophes! BobaFettuccine: too bad the valleys all foggy narcissus: i am using vista RIGHT NOW riobranden: from upper crust BobaFettuccine: order a pizza Spoonmaster: my house is on fire, what should i do kamakazisj: I see matt upgraded squick. riobranden: Google Talk is the new neon orange tube top kamakazisj: I think I hate you McSneer: We should all be using Google Talk. riobranden: FLYING NATHAN ATTACK tard: thought? riobranden: I once had a kamakazisj: Gouda is my favorite cheese BobaFettuccine: No the same as less than more to therefore wheretohither comparison McSneer: Ferrets are disgusting. narf: HEY, WELCOME TO FERRET. kamakazisj: werd narf: how stupid was that? very stupid./ kamakazisj: it's FANTASTIC> riobranden: sourkraut is kinda weird tasting BobaFettuccine: Or pretzels! I like pretzels. BobaFettuccine: What about reuben? McSneer: Let's all eat pretzels! kamakazisj: I noticed that riobranden: million and one concerts coming up narf: not the one in bellevue. that one's a dump and a half. kamakazisj: better than a super 8 narf: doubletree all bad riobranden: RioBranden doubletree bad. BobaFettuccine: BobaFettuccine doubleplus good. Frederf220: Doublespeak next 10 miles. riobranden: We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart. riobranden: STDs await BobaFettuccine: danger - do not reverse speech, severe tongue damage riobranden: Speech impediments... like speech bumps? Frederf220: Better living through speech impediments. Spoonmaster: You make ALL the boys studder. Da da DAMN riobranden: Red wizard needs caffeine badly. riobranden: Demand your money back. McSneer: Knights of the Old Republic II has no ending. riobranden: The irish folk tale of penises that are a few millimeters bigger? BobaFettuccine: like the one about that time at band camp? Spoonmaster: irish folk tales scare the shit outta me kamakazisj: Yeah, I handled everything BobaFettuccine: Thank goodness Matt handled that branden penis business. riobranden: If you use the chatter, you're just going to break it. kamakazisj: Whoo, good to be home! riobranden: Hey guys, I think my penis grew a few millimeters last night! Here, take a grab and feel for yourselves! BobaFettuccine: Pwnage!!! riobranden: My Little Pwnies riobranden: Did it involve Billy Club? McSneer: Well, Rob successfully created our very first domestic disturbance. riobranden: He should have paid his taxes BobaFettuccine: Matt's been a long time gone riobranden: It's Instanbul, not Constantinople now. kamakazisj: Arrrr, in Brisbane BobaFettuccine: Hello from Venus. No, just kidding, still on Mars. riobranden: Hello from Tuscon. No, just kidding, still Santa Cruz. Fishy: Ditto hello from London. Matt beat me to it. narf: HELLLOOOOO London! BobaFettuccine: Hello from the Land of Textbooks and Turnips. Fishy: Hello from Scotland. riobranden: Holy guacamole! I'ts Matt! kamakazisj: G'day mates BobaFettuccine: just as much as columbus needs to undiscover america? riobranden: Rob needs to undiscover alcohol. BobaFettuccine: I need a squick food so's I can eat. narcissus: We need a "0" on squick food so I have something to give all the places Harley likes. BobaFettuccine: I! AM! OZ! riobranden: Are you now, or have you ever been, Wally? BobaFettuccine: Execute Plan 65! Oh, wait, shoot, that was give the Jedi free pizza! Shoot! McSneer: WORD UP TO ALL MY WOODLAND HILLS HOMIES riobranden: sweet sweet chlorine BobaFettuccine: I screech, you screech, we all screech for Clorox bleach! riobranden: College Screech always weirded me out. Frederf220: Sanchez at Sea: The College Years riobranden: This place isn't the same with sanchez gone riobranden: I no longer remember why I put forth such a claim as that. BobaFettuccine: I'm fast and harmless. riobranden: I'm slow and dangerous BobaFettuccine: with good reason. riobranden: Katamari Damacy made me late for work. BobaFettuccine: Did you know that they won't let you into the zoo with a hibatchi? Frederf220: now* also: Hamachi! Frederf220: Ironically, it's not time for my Quantum Physics test. BobaFettuccine: did you know that quantum physics is nothing like the physics of big people? riobranden: I believe that like I believe in quantum physics kamakazisj: Rob is actually sick with a headache riobranden: I like the smell of that ... "rendering" ... as in "fat" BobaFettuccine: /me renders riobranden dead riobranden: Over my dead body kamakazisj: Honk, you say? I do say your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. narcissus: HONK! McSneer: DIVE! BobaFettuccine: no left, no right, just moderates riobranden: One direction, straight ahead kamakazisj: Nicorette can help? riobranden: You can do it! BobaFettuccine: When we go to nationals, shake it! riobranden: When we go to nationals, bring it! kamakazisj: yes, that MUST be it. riobranden: You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served! riobranden: No troops, baby. McSneer: No loops, baby. kamakazisj: Let me be the first to say :o riobranden: Damn right, its better than yours BobaFettuccine: I find your lack of capacitance disturbing. Frederf220: Inductor or Capacitor? riobranden: But I'm not in phase during summer! BobaFettuccine: Only on the reruns! riobranden: Can I see your tongue? BobaFettuccine: Look at the curves on that S! riobranden: Sure BobaFettuccine: that number has letters in it narcissus: So, Howl's on June 10th????// narcissus: Branden is in jail...RIGHT NOW!!!! riobranden: TRVTH kamakazisj: The answer to that question...it keeps me up nights, and that's the truth. narcissus: WHEN IS WASTINGPAPER GONNA BE UPDATED? BobaFettuccine: I REFUSE TO KNOW THAT riobranden: I AM EVERYTHING AT ONCE kamakazisj: face it, that movie will never be released McSneer: What's this I hear about Serenity rewrites? kamakazisj: How would that salve my problems!? BobaFettuccine: Do have any salve for that? kamakazisj: ouch BobaFettuccine: porksicle tard: narfsicle riobranden: I can't figure out how to unblock him in Trill kamakazisj: buahahaha Frederf220: Rob hasn't been online in a while. riobranden: sounds like a common cold to me kamakazisj: delicious! BobaFettuccine: the blood and the vomit... kamakazisj: LIES LIES LIES YEAH! riobranden: paaaaaaaaaranoia kamakazisj: I finally just got it too. riobranden: I had to read that like eight times to understand it BobaFettuccine: woah, woah, the EndOrphans of Ethanopia need your Triganic Pu s! riobranden: nice to see you spending your money for a good cause kamakazisj: MUNGE YOUR MONEY narcissus: frak teh united terminalat LAX..there is no wireless and only this stupid money-eating goliath! BobaFettuccine: the tuna sandwhich owns your narcissus: i am ruled by the airport BobaFettuccine: those cats are all over kamakazisj: adopt-a-cat, but make sure it can pay the rent McSneer: Why wait that long? I'm sure one of the bums living in our parking lot needs a place to sleep. narf: I think you need to start advertising on CraigsList for a new roommate. McSneer: At what point should I offically assume Rob is dead? Four days? McSneer: So, I guess I'm going to have to assume that Rob has decided to break the lease. riobranden: life-u book-u BobaFettuccine: thumbtack riobranden: in da butt narcissus: MUST SELL, MUST SELL....MUST SELLL!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11 BobaFettuccine: now I'm left here all alone riobranden: if mankind can survive kamakazisj: smells like burning riobranden: fire? Frederf220: They are safe in my clutches-- er hands. BobaFettuccine: someone, please take all shivvs away from mdc kamakazisj: I'm taking your money narf: Wrong Matt. kamakazisj: FREE MONEY WOO narcissus: *gives Matt ten bucks for rent and $2 for parking+gas* kamakazisj: Rob is a card-carrying commie...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! riobranden: Rob is at Planned Parenthood...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 riobranden: ROB LOVES CHLAMYDIA BobaFettuccine: If I had to gague how much that hurt... kamakazisj: Don't make me phineas gage you, rob. narcissus: Branden is in jail...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 narcissus: BRANDEN LOVES HOOCH riobranden: They probably don't support modern technology like "css", "world wide web" and "electricity" kamakazisj: Weird, the visited links on squick are black when viewed from the CAD lab. riobranden: hooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooboy BobaFettuccine: *Crack!* the window's close riobranden: With a marble! kamakazisj: Crack a window will ya!? Spoonmaster: I am a house slave. pingu: try it, you'll then under estimate the top cat! riobranden: Let's knock it up a notch! kamakazisj: BAM! I'm Emeril. BAM!!! BobaFettuccine: it will be a hit of state riobranden: It's time for a political coup. kamakazisj: damn your coup puns. riobranden: They're cool-pons! BobaFettuccine: They're not coupons! kamakazisj: You're cutting p the brothers. Frederf220: 365.2461 actually riobranden: 365.249 kamakazisj: It takes 365 days to revolve around the sun; I saw 365 brothers revolving around a gun. Frederf220: out of cannon.. into the sun riobranden: 1 kamakazisj: mewtwo! Fishy: meow^3 riobranden: rob's going to get fired BobaFettuccine: Mrrrowww! kittycat: man u guys suck kittycat: hellllllloooooo kittycat: hi riobranden kittycat: chat with me kittycat: hello narf: No, Rob's GOING broke. kamakazisj: no, rob's going FOR broke BobaFettuccine: Watch out for the tacks. narf: Rob's going broke. narcissus: Matt's going to jail BobaFettuccine: I put some cherry fnu on my ice cream - delicious! riobranden: Sounds like loads of fnu. Mango fnu. Fishy: whee. Two hour delay for first flight. Did get upped to 1st class for both though. kamakazisj: That's it, we're all gonna go to jail. riobranden: Matt's going to MANGO narcissus: Matt's going to jail! narf: holy crap, this thing sucks. kamakazisj: We gots tuh bust hizass out! narcissus: Well, it's time to face facts...Branden is IN jail...just IN JAIL...RIGHT NOW. BobaFettuccine: my belly button lint is rather opposed to Branden going to jail. kamakazisj: Not if da fuzz have anything to say about it. BobaFettuccine: Will he pass "Go" ? kamakazisj: Sounds like branden's going to jail narcissus: BRANDEN'S GOING TO JAIL!!! BobaFettuccine: Branden is going to jail? narcissus: Branden is still going to jail. narcissus: Branden is going to jail! BobaFettuccine: I'll build New Brasov right on top of the old one. riobranden: You can use Braşov as a base. BobaFettuccine: it's like a moment's hat kamakazisj: How's that for a fun time? narcissus: Branden is in jail narf: Tank, I need a cab! riobranden: Not my gumdrop functions! BobaFettuccine: but erasing its code, line by line, gets the answers kamakazisj: Yelling at Bittorrent doesn't help matters McSneer: So I hear Romania's still quite a hostel environment... riobranden: break a sailor's back BobaFettuccine: someone, somewhere, stepped on a crack narf: *slips again* riobranden: Having fun in the snow? narf: HELLO FROM BRASOV. HOME OF THE SHITTY INTERNET CAFES. riobranden: Lambo? kamakazisj: Or a countach! riobranden: Steven BobaFettuccine: It was like skydiving into a kitty pond. kamakazisj: Weeeee riobranden: Unless you're an a-rab kamakazisj: that wasn't funny riobranden: Like that one about those planes that hit the Twin Towers kamakazisj: No, but the jokes are funnier. BobaFettuccine: Is it still as tasty as Ice Cream Novelties? riobranden: Its been around for years, the novelty is long gone kamakazisj: Eh, the novelty's washed off...into the sea. riobranden: damn quiet in here latelye kamakazisj: THE SHRIEKING!! riobranden: Would you rather be a Balrog or 10 nazgul? kamakazisj: Yes yes, and all that. narcissus: OMG MAX MAX MAX riobranden: The minions of doom BobaFettuccine: the minions are all stunned. kamakazisj: the minions disagree riobranden: Kraft dinners are high class though... BobaFettuccine: they still have Kraft dinners, they just have more riobranden: Well, they're also really rich. kamakazisj: interpol has more than one suit. riobranden: I want an italian suit. Like interpol. BobaFettuccine: branden wasn't even wearing his black leather kamakazisj: That's what I get for just uploading stuff I'm listening to. riobranden: The Doors, huh. Real cutting edge there, Matt kamakazisj: it's spelled "george" riobranden: burn-up w. bush BobaFettuccine: I'm-a burn you up! kamakazisj: I'm a voodoo chile, lord I'm a voodoo chile... riobranden: If the Scatman can do it, so can you. BobaFettuccine: Doo-baddy doo-baddy do! riobranden: skippity-boo-bop narcissus: so, reg? BobaFettuccine: Shoo-bee-doo-bop. narcissus: Or "ka-la" kamakazisj: Or smell riobranden: mattj has no sense of taste Catch: He likes to wear them when you're not around. kamakazisj: how do you know about those!? BobaFettuccine: With your magical black gloves. kamakazisj: With my black magic McSneer: HEY!! YOU WERE TELLING A BLACK JOKE!! kamakazisj: Fuck that in the face! narcissus: so, San Antonio Shopping Center? riobranden: Preparing network connections... kamakazisj: But rob was sooo tired. Frederf220: SLO was a mistake... the whole thing, the city, the accroynm. WRONG WRONG WRONG BobaFettuccine: ...like in a serious television format. kamakazisj: This should be discussed further... riobranden: We're not allowed to sleep in? narcissus: Is SLO happening tomorrow? If so, we're in Santa Cruz @ 9am tomorrow BobaFettuccine: my gut will finish us both off riobranden: If you keep that crap up, I'll kill you before you can do it yourself. BobaFettuccine: We should start seeing different people. death4me: sweat rolls down the palm of my hand as i feel the cold steel on the surface of my throughti gently apply pressure and slowly move the razor but nothin happens i feel imortal the exact oppisite feelin that i want to feel . narcissus: **** me in the face and call me suzie kamakazisj: Wake me up..before you go-go. Frederf220: WHAM! riobranden: Like Shoemaker-Levy hit Jupiter Catch: Like a Panzer IV rolling across El Alamein. kamakazisj: Slowly... BobaFettuccine: Or I'll sic the ameobas on you! kamakazisj: Hey, you, get outta my pool! riobranden: I'm the last splash Catch: Yarr! Give me that thar cannon, or be pirate-sworded! BobaFettuccine: I'll shoot a cannon ball at it! kamakazisj: Hey, you, get offa my cloud! riobranden: I like to fly, high above the cloud machines BobaFettuccine: Everybody got their party hats on? riobranden: OMGICBM2KOREA kamakazisj: yello! BobaFettuccine: A+... perfect syntax! McSneer: OMGNUCAR2ME Catch: Better down than out. riobranden: And on the way down, too. kamakazisj: IT BURNS MY TONGUE. McSneer: It has a very strong flavor... Catch: How about a bowl of rice? riobranden: And his sausages? BobaFettuccine: Are you going to take back the White House? HowardDean: YEEAAAAAAAAGHGHGHHHGH!!!! kamakazisj: WOOHOO EUGENE narcissus: PORTLAND! kamakazisj: Those are pimp. I mean, pump. riobranden: Something tells me you're not talking about those nike shoes that have an air pressure thing on the tongue. narf: It's so damn hard to run in pumps. BobaFettuccine: They're made for walking! kamakazisj: Check out my new boots! Frederf220: *squeeeeeeeeak* kamakazisj: Wear your rubber. Fishy: Whee! Found an unprotected wireless point at JFK! riobranden: Someon's getting a little jumpy... BobaFettuccine: with more cottage cheese than you'd care for. kamakazisj: Well, how else would we pay tribute? riobranden: This conversation has evolved Frederf220: How Noble of you kamakazisj: Quit STi-ring the conversation your way... McSneer: FOCUS, PEOPLE! FOCUS! kamakazisj: Audi Outtie Innie Audi! Frederf220: SC2004 BobaFettuccine: If the landscape is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' riobranden: SEXY like an EARTHQUAKE kamakazisj: how sexy! BobaFettuccine: No, I mean hacked to death with a letter opener. narf: I think you mean dopey. riobranden: This is a zopey test kamakazisj: And now we've come full circle. Frederf220: The dog howls at the noon day sun. kamakazisj: THE ROOSTER CROWS AT MIDNIGHT!!! riobranden: They don't have podiatrists in russia... narcissus: hi max BobaFettuccine: ...where Paul Bunyon sees a podiatrist? Frederf220: You know old Russian folk tale... kamakazisj: must be the radiation. riobranden: Why not just waporize them? BobaFettuccine: we'd have to liquefy them first Frederf220: Damn Ruskies kamakazisj: TVR SPETZNATZ BobaFettuccine: Speulunking. Frederf220: Intra-earth orbit. riobranden: Friends...IN LOW EARTH ORBIT! kamakazisj: Friends...IN SUPERBIT! Frederf220: Evil DVDs riobranden: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. Catch: So, always. BobaFettuccine: Only when necessary. kamakazisj: But you are lazy, right? Frederf220: Oh, I'm not acting. riobranden: It's easier than the alternative BobaFettuccine: "What would be your course of action?" "To act the fool." Catch: I enjoy large posteriors, and do not possess the ability to fabricate statements. Frederf220: Your liklihood for continued life is nil. Fabricate your time. BobaFettuccine: We are in posession of all of your bases. McSneer: PRESS START riobranden: YOU ARE SAYING THAT IF ONE LOSES IT IS BECAUSE ONE DOES DRUGS Frederf220: Which is not to say that drug users are not winners. McSneer: WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS riobranden: Nah-marijuana kamakazisj: NUHVIDIA Frederf220: Na-vidia riobranden: I'm Nraged! McSneer: He's ONE OF THE INFECTED BobaFettuccine: I'm INRAGED! Frederf220: Escalators temporily stairs... sorry for the convienience kamakazisj: You'll never get what you want, you'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs! Frederf220: teh g4mm4r h4mm3r, b10tch!$ riobranden: Your grammar is excellent and, in almost all instances, fitting, while still using effective structural devices to enhance the meaning. BobaFettuccine: laugh-a while you can, kool kid Frederf220: IRKOOL narf: DURRR! IS JAR-JAR BACK? I DON'T LIKE JAR-JAR! I AM COOL! McSneer: REVENGE OF THE BITH COUNCIL Frederf220: The stars are like the US and Germany, they didn't want to mess up their homes so they battled in France. BobaFettuccine: if it's star wars why are there ground battles? Frederf220: in space narf: STARWARS! kamakazisj: but then february became a faux July and we were set! riobranden: Just like a few years ago when there was a Long December? Frederf220: Enjoy the summer now.. cause it's gunna be a loooong winter kamakazisj: Then it's obvious...we must KILL HARLEY. McSneer: That CD goes out the car window next chance I get. Frederf220: more than shape! kamakazisj: It changes color during packaging. Frederf220: fluffy stuff is not the fluffiest kamakazisj: How about a tornado? Fishy: Is there anything fluffier than a summer cloud? BobaFettuccine: we've got Lucasfilm in the other corner kamakazisj: Dreamworks FIGHT TO THE DEATH riobranden: This has now been pwned my Miramax. BobaFettuccine: I'm an internet screener because it's Friday yet I'm watching SQUICK CHATTER McSneer: 20th Century Fox Presents... Issac Asimov's SQUICK CHATTER. Starts Friday. kamakazisj: But that's...OK. riobranden: Chatter has been quiet lately BobaFettuccine: I could major in English, but I decided to major in 1337. Frederf220: leet -> english kamakazisj: Babelfish rolled over and died on that one riobranden: !!!!1!!1!2!3io89523! BobaFettuccine: WWWWwwwwwWWWWaaaaAAAAaaaaV VVvvvvEEEEeeeeSSSSsssss!!! !!1111 Frederf220: , the Science guy riobranden: Nye kamakazisj: Næ? BobaFettuccine: Neigh! narf: Hey now! That's below waistband of the jockey shorts! riobranden: It would be more like a Squick design than a Squick re-design Fishy: Squick should never be redesigned. It should merely get a new background color. Catch: Redesign? What! Who approved that? riobranden: oh, that's what you meant narf: Squick needs a redesign! Branden, get on it! kamakazisj: SCANDALOUS BobaFettuccine: Abandon all squick, ye who enter here. Frederf220: hope squicks internal kamakazisj: You mean "squick springs eternal" riobranden: But squick is eternal. Or at least I don't rememember the last redesign. BobaFettuccine: we'll redesign the KITCHEN narf: time for a REDESIGN riobranden: This side UP Frederf220: P-U McSneer: Man, Firefly really SUCKS. BobaFettuccine: whattie-ooo! Frederf220: Only five cents an issi-ue! BobaFettuccine: what a deal! Catch: But only for ten cents per Moses. riobranden: Moses saves as a copy BobaFettuccine: the Devil Saves-as Frederf220: Jesus saves Fishy: Strike with Magic Kazoo +2 Catch: * Counters with accordian. * riobranden: songs about pirates BobaFettuccine: and you'll be a big... err... fish... in a small pond. kamakazisj: you're going to make a big splash. McSneer: Lordy! Even the internet is telling me to poop! BobaFettuccine: Pirates scrubbing the poop-loop-o-whoop Frederf220: The poop-loop. Catch: Woot! BobaFettuccine: Hoot! Fishy: Give a hoot, don't pollute! McSneer: I pity the foo who done chatta chatta'd that much jibba jabba. Fishy: Jibba jabba chatta chatta. BobaFettuccine: Monte Python's Flying Circus riobranden: The Count of Monte Sereno narf: Full Monte Sandwich Frederf220: Monte Crisco sandwich BobaFettuccine: The Count of Monte Cisco riobranden: Monte Cisco sandwich narf: I wuv my crisco phone BobaFettuccine: let me repeat myself... VOIP!!!!! Frederf220: Charicceeee riobranden: Doubtfire? Catch: Doubt'll be the fire of your delight. kamakazisj: like waves in which you drown me shouting. riobranden: drop those funkee beats BobaFettuccine: I can't start. McSneer: I can't stop listening to Jerry Doyle talk radio! BobaFettuccine: aaa... that Abe sure was Awesome Frederf220: "And this time the South won!" "In that case you can call it the Civil War." narf: When it's WARING HUDSUCKER! kamakazisj: FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT EPISODE: "HUD'S A DUD" or "WARING NORVILLE"! McSneer: Is Norville really gonna jelly up the sidewalk? Frederf220: Gate Master BobaFettuccine: or a back-seat score keeper Catch: Become a backseat driver. kamakazisj: NOW how do I shift!? narf: four under the floor riobranden: four on the floor BobaFettuccine: on the floor Catch: Klepto Frederf220: Aptos. BobaFettuccine: Let's move! Move! Move. Move. move. move.... kamakazisj: I move that that remark be stricken from the record! Frederf220: riobranden: ... you're a female! BobaFettuccine: then lob him a lobe Frederf220: You haven't got the lobes for it. riobranden: You're not Bashir. narf: I'm a cashier too! BobaFettuccine: Bluey shift. Frederf220: Pinky shift. riobranden: I WILL DESTROY YOU kamakazisj: *gasp* WHO KNOWS ABOUT THAT!? BobaFettuccine: as secret as that hangnail of yours... kamakazisj: IS IT SECRET!? IS IT SAFE!? McSneer: GANDALF HIMSELF SAID THAT Catch: No no. Please, touch everything. Go wild! narf: I guess I shouldn't touch! riobranden: USA! USA! USA! USA! BobaFettuccine: And flufened. Frederf220: Which he then invented. riobranden: Christopher Lee can remember back before they had light bulbs. BobaFettuccine: ...who has a C kamakazisj: But nothing for Christopher Reeves... McSneer: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER LEE! BobaFettuccine: I have to fly to Massachussetts... brb. riobranden: I want to be a BRB artist. kamakazisj: You wish, ROBOSEUSS BobaFettuccine: That's where they grow R&B artists. kamakazisj: Chicken Seoul? riobranden: Headache soup for the chicken soul. McSneer: Chicken soup for the headached soul. kamakazisj: Chicken headache soup! BobaFettuccine: it'll turn out like soup, anyway narf: You forgot the mix!! Frederf220: You rip one and I'll burn it. kamakazisj: *rips one* riobranden: Eric N. Newenstod: RIP McSneer: Stephen Franklin: RIP BobaFettuccine: I've got a couple of terrabytes of that. On CompactFlash. riobranden: Or photographic memory, even. McSneer: That's what you get for giving soldiers cameras. Frederf220: Turbo-NordicTrac BobaFettuccine: up the stairmaster and down the hallway to the left riobranden: "Those girls aren't going to kiss themselves." "Well, if they do, you know where to find me." BobaFettuccine: Which is owned by the Borg. narf: FNAC is actually owned by GE. kamakazisj: LE FNAC OWNZ YALL BobaFettuccine: Yeah, you could buy better in a fnac. Catch: Better than what was available in Smarch. riobranden: Lousy smay weather narf: me-ow! BobaFettuccine: Fwapow! kamakazisj: beware the ides of may. riobranden: Kekekekeke Frederf220: I'm on a Korean diet... I see dog, I eat it. BobaFettuccine: Comes with a dog. Frederf220: Doggie-style bag. kamakazisj: Delicious, yet painful. riobranden: BEND OVER SO THAT WE MAY FEED YOU... ANALLY BobaFettuccine: YOU MUST NOW ENJOY YOUR DINNER McSneer: YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED BobaFettuccine: THE CHEATED!! kamakazisj: BANNED! holymonkiesofjesusbatmanitsabagu: i like chocolate covered pickles kamakazisj: seeeecret eating riobranden: I got you something! It's a secret! BobaFettuccine: woopolah-woopolah-woopolah -baroo! Fishy: hurrah! kamakazisj: *squicks* BobaFettuccine: TWENTY-ONE! McSneer: And................22! kamakazisj: Thanks professah! riobranden: Faux-paux narf: Very low capital expenditures Frederf220: Mayan airlines? Catch: Mayan grandpas need no aeroplanes. BobaFettuccine: grandpa dont need no canopy kamakazisj: c'mon, grandpa! BobaFettuccine: Fa-Pow! McSneer: Bilbo's a robot! riobranden: Star light, star bright, first star I pee tonight Catch: Night lights? I'll take two! narf: I like the light that comes out at night BobaFettuccine: three shillings says you'll be happy by the time Boris's done with you. riobranden: A pie and yes BobaFettuccine: A cake and no Frederf220: What have you got for me? You're new here aren't you? Yup. McSneer: But thanks to President Bush, Saddam will never be able to threaten us with his IBS missiles again. BobaFettuccine: IBSen had it. narf: Nay, IBS is irritable bowel syndrome! It afflicts two million people in the US, but hardly anyone knows about it. kamakazisj: Like he said... BobaFettuccine: IBS = Intelligent Book Sales riobranden: With your generous donation, we can stop IBS in our lifetime. narf: *grunt* Uhoh. IBS. BobaFettuccine: Roight, here we've got the Maiple Treah. Eet's veery doingerus up cloise... kamakazisj: Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps. riobranden: You took your bitch to the waffle hut? BobaFettuccine: Don't keep your temp files! narf: Oh no sir, we kept those. narcissus: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBa yISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4 166336753&category=1467&ss pagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT &rd=1 riobranden: Or those .yiff files? Frederf220: Did you get rid of your antique collection of .yee files? kamakazisj: Oh no, not my digital pistachio project! NOOOO!!! Catch: I did my spring cleaning today! Seven gigs of stuff have been DELETED. riobranden: I'm a puppet pulling strings. narf: I'm so nervous, I'm so tense. kamakazisj: Not at a theater near you. McSneer: JUDGE DREDD IS RETURNING TO THE BIG SCREEN! Catch: * Insert subliminal message here. * kamakazisj: It's a whig narf: No! That thing on your head! Is that a wig? McSneer: Chief of executive branch, most powerful man in civilized world, etc. kamakazisj: WTF is that? McSneer: JERRY DOYLE FOR PRESIDENT riobranden: Well, into the paper shredder with it! Frederf220: And you can dance to it. kamakazisj: yeah, you gave it to me too...like AIDs, but less intrusive. narf: ME! riobranden: Who gave me this Milk Shake song? narf: Some ba-ba-banal spirituality! Catch: You would give me all your money in paper bag. McSneer: If I were a rich man... kamakazisj: "you like shaking hands" Frederf220: XXX DVD riobranden: All the king's horses and all the king's men BobaFettuccine: *sews cheese back together* kamakazisj: *farts* riobranden: pKa whoopie! BobaFettuccine: ka-WHOOPIE!! kamakazisj: Enough chemistry! Now...we...make...PARTY! Catch: Hey hey hey! None of that! * CFC's * riobranden: O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 O3 Frederf220: -- in the presence of sunlight --> BobaFettuccine: O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 O2 riobranden: CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO Catch: Needs more carbon monoxide. McSneer: ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN? BobaFettuccine: Chiquita promises to put the "BONANZA" back in "BANANA." Film at eleven. narcissus: Hi Max Frederf220: Taking the PEW out of AIRPLANE... just doesn't belong.... what were we thinking? riobranden: putting the VER back in SCREWDRIVER BobaFettuccine: they won't be building any airplanes till WHEN!?! narf: Yeah, I saw that, it disturbs me greatly. McSneer: THIS JUST IN: Sky Captain delayed to September. Script doctors called in at last minute? Catch: Screw whitening. I just want it to feel minty fresh! BobaFettuccine: now whitens! Frederf220: Butt paste! narf: They weren't stale last night. BobaFettuccine: butteens Frederf220: Stale taste... of butter crackers. narf: Slow fade ... to the ocean's arms. BobaFettuccine: use the three gallon jug to pour the five gallon jug into the four gallon jug, which promptly melts because it wants his screwdriver back McSneer: Quick! Make exactly four gallons using only one five gallon jug and one three gallon jug! Catch: See if they can do your laundry too. Frederf220: *Staff cleans Lecture Hall 106* BobaFettuccine: they've got skillz. riobranden: I don't know how the cleaning staff manage this, but about 50% of the time I need to use something, they're cleaning it. Spoonmaster: "Do all Germans poo on each other duruing sex?" "Only the ones in the east." Wodjafink: Rowsity Bowsity Bowsdower! riobranden: Sugar daddy, take me home BobaFettuccine: I'll tell you when you're younger. kamakazisj: "Mom...were you ever in a German schizer video?" narf: What the Germans find funny is probably illegal in most places. BobaFettuccine: Rowsdower!! Frederf220: Singlet, lorry, bowser. kamakazisj: There's a trucker in the station drinkin' coffee who can give me a ride. riobranden: That show did just fine, dammit! BobaFettuccine: That show could've done better if they had Cat. Catch: I just piced up Season III from an Alternate Earth. McSneer: FINALLY! Sliders Season 1 in August! BobaFettuccine: not if it asks the same question as always narf: Answer your phone! McSneer: Let's just say... I've now thrown up FOUR times this year. riobranden: They have his picture on the wall kamakazisj: They are closed in the harley sense Frederf220: You ran them out of business? McSneer: I will never eat Boston Market again. Catch: Damn it! The Excellerator is jammed again! riobranden: I'm waiting to Excel. riobranden: A chicken in every pot, and a cap in every ass Frederf220: *right clicks* riobranden: I am posting this from the Apple Store in the Valley Faire. Frederf220: You mean pimping 12 year olds? BobaFettuccine: cha-ching! Catch: He should have checked out the Sim World money cheat. Frederf220: On the 23rd day God filed for Chapter 11. riobranden: On the 8th day the Lord created malls, and He said "Go; shop!" McSneer: I do know a good number of Jennifers, but even I'm not up to 14 of 'em. Frederf220: The bastard. Catch: Jennifer no. 14. riobranden: Who put 27 jennifers on my playlist? Fishy: Chatter noise! Frederf220: Revoked. kamakazisj: What!? Never! narf: Photoshop kamakazisj: He's in Colorado BobaFettuccine: They're as Brandon as bad!! Catch: What about bad Branden imitations? riobranden: NO BRANDEN IMITATIONS!!! GRR riobranden: Ah legs, there goes my nut. BobaFettuccine: ah, nuts, there goes my leg. kamakazisj: Feeling yourself disintegrate. riobranden: The natural way to learn Catch: Go on and on and on and on... PEACE. BobaFettuccine: Sloppy Joe's Frederf220: Sloppy Thirty-Seconds. riobranden: Group parentage. Gene splicing. The doctor got some in too. narf: Can't it be both? Frederf220: Two dads. Chemistry set. BobaFettuccine: YOUR MOM enjoyed her percolation! Catch: Boiled things are harder to percolate. kamakazisj: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew narf: Nor po-ta-to juice. BobaFettuccine: no communism Frederf220: God Bless Amarica. kamakazisj: *sputters and dies* Catch: * Kickstarts the chatterbox, revvs loudly. * BobaFettuccine: Uh-oh! McSneer: We'll have to see if we can borrow the Russians'. kamakazisj: no, that's tomorrow. BobaFettuccine: Today is A day... Catch: For me, someday is NOW. kamakazisj: I will someday BobaFettuccine: You've got enough hair for that? kamakazisj: *twirls fingers in hair* BobaFettuccine: FuNkY cApItAliZaTiOn I aM cAlIfOrNiA Frederf220: NO CAPSLOCK I AM UKRAINE Catch: NO CAKE I AM ROMANIA riobranden: And now we shall eat cake. While driving. BobaFettuccine: *twist* narf: "Is this straight?" Catch: I got it! * Walks away. * riobranden: I'm going to take a nap. Grab the wheel. BobaFettuccine: I'll tell you where to put that knee. Frederf220: col-ahg-knee? Psy: Why use colone when mustard is free? Catch: Stupid invalid imput. It's scaring the chatters away! BobaFettuccine: invalid input Frederf220: Up and Down BobaFettuccine: Why are there six pedals when there are only four directions!? kamakazisj: Fun! GTI, here we come! Catch: Warning: Hairpin curves, next 932 miles. kamakazisj: Damn straight narf: V___GER! McSneer: No! We need those to help us make direct contact with Vejur! kamakazisj: they are gettin' a tad hairy...thanks for the advice! BobaFettuccine: shave your toes Frederf220: So I sez to Mabel, I sez... riobranden: That's what she said BobaFettuccine: The school was paying me tuition. Catch: Anything to pay tutition? narf: I did some films in college I'm not particularly proud of. Frederf220: Lexx: The College Years narf: Lexx 2.0 Catch: X. Because it's extra, baby. Frederf220: Lexxy BobaFettuccine: no, luther. riobranden: Luxx? BobaFettuccine: This is the Model-D. The D stands for Lux. kamakazisj: Ooh, that's lux narf: To abort countdown, lift the control bar ... up. BobaFettuccine: se kamakazisj: No riobranden: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Frederf220: don't use my key Catch: You should ffa that! kamakazisj: I got a cracked version of 3.5 Muca: i would like to download te squick 3.6 riobranden: The secret of the OOZE kamakazisj: not as good as the highway to MORAGA! narf: Highway 5 is great. Frederf220: stockholm syndrome BobaFettuccine: like power gel? Catch: g00 0wnz j00 kamakazisj: *poke* Yep, it's goo. Frederf220: Sounds good, feels goo too. BobaFettuccine: Max Power - he's the man who knows no fear! riobranden: Rodney Dangerfield kamakazisj: Roger, Wilco. Catch: f00 0wnz j00 Frederf220: *fights foo* BobaFettuccine: and on to the next one! kamakazisj: Done and done riobranden: Blame it on Rob BobaFettuccine: Aieee! my inbox!! Catch: Incoming! * Whistling....SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM * BobaFettuccine: and then regroup at In-n-Out! kamakazisj: Hide out and foxholes and plot our next attack. That and spam the chatterbox. yodani: what do you do in this site ??? kamakazisj: A way of life yodani: wut is this??? BobaFettuccine: Your teammates will respawn next round, anyway. Catch: When in doubt, overcompensate. Frederf220: I don't know whether to shoot it or to eat it. kamakazisj: Swim until you can't feel no more riobranden: I don't know, but it's blue. kamakazisj: Just to take the edge off... Frederf220: And THAT'S the bottom line! narf: DAMMIT JANET! riobranden: Please rise for the honorable JUDGE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!! Catch: Do it now! Ludicrous speed! kamakazisj: Stop this crazy thing? narf: Janet!@ kamakazisj: He was just ok narf: Great Scott! riobranden: Mein Gott! Frederf220: Ja. Mein leapen. narf: Bei mir bist du schon! BobaFettuccine: "Mmm- Chicken!!" McSneer: MULTIPASS! Catch: Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas. You have five points left on your liscence. BobaFettuccine: "Gimme the CASSSSSHHHHH!!!!" riobranden: "It looks cute. Can I have sex with it?" narf: I've been working on my rubenesque figure. BobaFettuccine: "Mmmm.... you look good enough to eat." Frederf220: "That's terrible. I want to eat it." BobaFettuccine: the garlic bread was nice. Frederf220: Soup sucked thought. kamakazisj: Great guy. BobaFettuccine: that one guy named thisisdammedgoodsoup ? kamakazisj: Just like that one guy. riobranden: 216 characters long BobaFettuccine: My name's Frederf220: "I assumed he ment 'do some serious DRINKING' " BobaFettuccine: aiiiie! riobranden: it's "another thinK coming" kamakazisj: NAFTA? Catch: If nature thinks we're going to accept, it's got another thing coming! kamakazisj: Nature calls...will you accept the charges? riobranden: I'd say the bar is raising us. narf: Way to raise the bar! BobaFettuccine: then we'll go pee, then drink some more Frederf220: We're going to drink till she's hot! kamakazisj: THIS GIGANTIC WOMAN WILL DESTROY US ALL! Catch: What about a brian the size of a planet? BobaFettuccine: that's what having a brain the size of a planet will do to you Frederf220: Unpleasantly like being drunk. tard: drat BobaFettuccine: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. riobranden: Branden, in the study, with the monkey wrench kamakazisj: Arthur, you're safe! Catch: Maybe you went with it. narf: Never left for me. BobaFettuccine: it was gone for a parsec Frederf220: Or did it? narf: Never left, you freaks. McSneer: Baloney. kamakazisj: Squick's back! BobaFettuccine: Gnarley! That gong is long! narf: Harley, that song is wrong. BobaFettuccine: break; riobranden: while 1 kamakazisj: repeat X1000 McSneer: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Spoonmaster: BRING YOUR OWN BOOYAH! kamakazisj: Bring your additional beverages? narf: byab. riobranden: z = zed's dead BobaFettuccine: y = cake Frederf220: x = pie BobaFettuccine: x = (17 + (82 - 7((3^0.5)^(4^0.5) - BLAH!))))))) Catch: ( But parentheses are better. ) kamakazisj: "Quotation" "marks" "are" "good" Catch: " I " bent " my " wookie. BobaFettuccine: Only if you "lend" me your "sole" riobranden: Put the "camera" in the "cabinet". narf: Euphamisms are great. Frederf220: I bent my wookie. BobaFettuccine: Mommie! There's no hair in my Wookie Snackie! McSneer: Sure it does. Obviously the Ewoks were originally envisioned as individually packed Wookie snacks. Catch: But that fails to explain why a tall Chewbacca would live with little Ewoks. McSneer: All I know what that is Return of the Jedi. kamakazisj: I only know what that is from RTII Frederf220: Bauxite narf: They wouldn't put out sugar cubes if they didn't want ya to pop 'em in your mouth. BobaFettuccine: Solidified sugar! riobranden: i.e.: Such as rock candy, for instance. kamakazisj: Much better than normal rocks. narf: Aluminum ROCKS! riobranden: Or at least filter the crap before selling it at the stores. BobaFettuccine: fool! never make your springs out of mush! kamakazisj: *boing* Catch: Aluminum is no good! Try next door for some Silicon! kamakazisj: Better than alum... BobaFettuccine: Her heart is full of LYE, BOIH!! Frederf220: Or just lay. Catch: Or if that's an issue, put them on lay-away. narf: Or you could lay on them. kamakazisj: Just lay off the asians, lou. BobaFettuccine: ...much better than that Voyager thing kamakazisj: That was a good game... Frederf220: *is reminded of Banjo Kazooie* kamakazisj: Go fishing with a jig? riobranden: Get a jigger with it. narcissus: max max max...hi Catch: Getting figgy with it. kamakazisj: Fig newton? BobaFettuccine: Right back at you, HEATH BAR. kamakazisj: Yes, whatever that is, HEATHEN narcissus: hi max BobaFettuccine: like tfohog Spoonmaster: A thick, foul odered, haze. kamakazisj: it's more of a haze. riobranden: I think there was too much happy juice in the air at that concert. riobranden: /me doesn't say it BobaFettuccine: he just peed on my hand. narf: who's the naughty monkey? Frederf220: Deep spelled backward is "peed." BobaFettuccine: I think the deep thoughts. kamakazisj: that's some deep shit there... matt should remember to logout: Who'd recognize the deed anyway? narf: And the world may be long for you, but it never belonged to you. riobranden: For me to poop on. BobaFettuccine: That's a good idea. Frederf220: "And that's how, with a few minor alterations, you can turn one gun into five guns." McSneer: Or, as I like to call them, poly guns. kamakazisj: You can't, you'd need more poly gons for that. McSneer: Get off my screen. BobaFettuccine: ...and then I tried to reload my laser... kamakazisj: Remodulate! Before it's too late! BobaFettuccine: like that Voyager game. BobaFettuccine: Don't get a DUI, those are terrible, and the graphics are all crummy. riobranden: You should upgrade to a DI. Frederf220: My UI is smaller, cleaner, drives a faster car. BobaFettuccine: BLAM! narf: Gutshot running gin Frederf220: A crooked french-canadian. narcissus: h i m a x ! ! ! kamakazisj: It's the poison from the fugu... BobaFettuccine: and more Stimutax, too! riobranden: Screw that, more power to the sauna! BobaFettuccine: and we need to get there quickly! More power to the engines! Fishy: 2 finals down, 1 to go. Frederf220: *makes reference to Ships Yacht, on the lowest part of the saucer section* McSneer: TRANSFER HELM CONTROLS... TO MANUAL! BobaFettuccine: *counts seven's polygons... on one hand!!* riobranden: *seduces counselor troi* kamakazisj: PERFORM THE RIKER MANEUVER Spoonmaster: All along, Picard has been getting help from a script! McSneer: "ATTACK PATTERN SHINZON THETA!" BobaFettuccine: I'd rather be hazardous, anyway. riobranden: don't be niggardly Frederf220: MeAhhhHhhhHhh narcissus: hIMAX kamakazisj: Jimmy dean himself, however, is DELICIOUS! narf: Jimmy dean makes ok sausage, and nasty breakfast sammiches. BobaFettuccine: a monster! Frederf220: No, but we pretend it is. riobranden: Is it really? BobaFettuccine: SAUSAGE@ narf: It's groundhog day! Frederf220: It's warm and golden like an oven that's wide open. BobaFettuccine: Sloucho sloucho boba. I don't want to be a sloucho boba. riobranden: Nacho nacho branden. I want to be a nacho branden. BobaFettuccine: even to N-EP-tune? Frederf220: