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riobranden: everybody knows that rust doesn't sleep, right?
Frederf220: Then we'd be... AT THE BEACH.
McSneer: I'm thinking of ordering one of those mind-erasing kits.
riobranden: lack of ware
BobaFettuccine: MORE WIDGETS PLEASE
narcissus: This site is aBRANDENware.
riobranden: I'll condescend you in the face!
McSneer: Oh, would you please stop being so CONDESCENDING?
riobranden: that's only technically correct
McSneer: This is a Unix system... I know this...
riobranden: You could answer them subtly wrong...
narf: Isn't that a thing where I answer other people's questions for free? At least expert-exchange gives 'points'.
narcissus: Matt needs to get on Quora.
riobranden: Sex and the City
narf: SATC? Is that related to Castle?
kamakazisj: No, nobody. Ever.
narcissus: Anyone else having a SATC marathon right now?
riobranden: Greenhouses are white and Icehouses are green
Frederf220: for leaves? You can leaves prison!
McSneer: Greenhouses prisons for slaves...
riobranden: Carrot the chickenstick meringue!
kamakazisj: Lettuce kiss the cornbread?
riobranden: the celery stalks at midnight
McSneer: Carrot juice constitutes murder...
McSneer: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
riobranden: NO GEORGE CLINTON
riobranden: I meant George Takei
Frederf220: Ba ba ba bum
kamakazisj: Yes, it's me! George Burns!
McSneer: George, is that you?
izril: Time to feed the cats!
riobranden: congrats
Fishy: I'm pulling a Harley. I'm now engaged.
Fishy: Amen.
riobranden: meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?
riobranden: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the m
McSneer: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
BobaFettuccine: With enough Scooter, the machines won't want to invade!
kamakazisj: Let's rave
riobranden: Zion hear me! It is true what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army and as I speak that army is drawing nearer to our home.
riobranden: I wish I had to slide my finger all the way across it to unlock it
McSneer: Actually, that's still the iPhone he's holding. It's just that Steve Jobs has lost A LOT of weight.
riobranden: It's like it's night all over again!
kamakazisj: it's so convenient!
McSneer: Luckily we discovered the new SunSetter Retractable Awning.
Frederf220: No, no, noon tomorrow!
riobranden: You weren't there!
Fishy: purr
riobranden: Meet me on top of the Pruneyard tower Sunday at high noon!
riobranden: Them's fightin words!
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